The only reason they aren’t is, because the elitist told you they weren’t💁these guys are the sickest I’ve seen out of Germany so far. That’s sayin a lot😄🤙
Tankard is for me the best definition of trash metal: Raw Aggressive Punky With aggressive lyrics Energetic drumming Riffs that shot adrenaline ever 0.1 seconds And best: that good trashy feeling of the songs
Can this be or am I dreaming? What a mess! Woke up drunk lying on the floor This cannot be, my place is trashed Broken bottles everywhere Vomit oozing down the stairs I asked myself how did this happen Don't recall Why the nasty, pounding headache? I need relief, where's the Tylenol Lying in my bed! With a swollen head! What did I do? I always regret the morning after! Morning's passed, now I think I remember Holy shit! Ugly bitch playing with my member Mutated sow with an extra tit Senseless ruckus late at night That's when we began to fight Four AM and we were hungry Cooked some food Ate until the fridge was empty Then they left, all their bellies full Now my brain feels like mashed potatoes Getting sick I swear to kick this nasty habit And never drink for ever…
It is amazing how broad and diverse are the inspirational nymphs for Tankard 's lyrics.. Oh, wait, it s only one.... The drunken siren, the beermaid from the mermaid groupies fanbase
I have been there on a few occasions myself . I regret the morning after and the afternoon as well . Well I did wake one with a woman who was my wife then ! Truly a Great German thrash metal indeed!
The Mourning After tankark Can this be or am I dreaming? What a mess! Woke up drunk lying on the floor This cannot be, my place is trashed Broken bottles everywhere Vomit oozing down the stairs I asked myself how did this happen Don't recall Why the nasty, pounding headache? I need relief, where's the tylenol Lying in my bed! With a swollen head! What did I do? I always regret the morning after! Morning's passed, now I think I remember Holy shit! Ugly bitch playing with my member Mutated sow with an extra tit Senseless ruckus late at night That's when we began to fight Four AM and we were hungry Cooked some food Ate until the fridge was empty Then they left, all their bellies full Now my brain feels like mashed potatoes Getting sick I swear to kick this nasty habit And never drink for ever more Headache ceases, all is fine Getting thirsty, where's the wine? I cannot stop though I'm seeing double Sloshed again I know it's sad but I really need it Cause alcohol is my only friend Lying in my bed! With a swollen head! What did I do? Lying in my bed! With a swollen head! What did I do? I always regret the morning after!
