Taylor Tomlinson’s Grandma Has a New Boyfriend

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Taylor Tomlinson calls out her annoyingly positive roommate and reveals what she doesn’t like about her grandmother’s new boyfriend.
Original airdate: March 10, 2016
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@winsuma8253 3 года назад

“Great Grandma Jean was a racist who never saw the ocean.” Oh my god her delivery is flawless

@sonall3422 3 года назад

"She just lasted a while" 😂

@ThatsillyChickBeth 2 года назад

The sarcasm in her voice LOL that's what does it for me! She's awesome

@sublimeade 2 года назад

but why is it funny? Nothing wrong with being racist

@leeeastwood6368 2 года назад

@@sublimeade, well that depends on where you live!

@rachelg6289 Год назад

@@sublimeade ummm yes there is?

@JV-yq4tz 2 года назад

"she just lasted for a while" I can't stop laughing at that. She's got a point.

@gabrielforsberg8744 2 года назад

indeed, that part was quite profound!

@induhindus10 3 года назад

Her jokes come like a machine gun. Set up , punchline rapid fire.

@Greg-TC 3 года назад

She's fast, but in my opinion, someone like Mitch Hedberg is the real joke machine gun. That dude says three jokes before figure out the first one

@jovanleon7 3 года назад

@@Greg-TC Mitch is a legend. And she got potentiasl to match even Mitch.

@anniemack6855 2 года назад

induhindus... yep- and I love that- 😊😁 😂😎💥👏👌🤙✌️👍

@scottbunn1222 2 года назад

A gatling gun at that just mowing down that audience

@matthewshroba1511 Год назад

Yeah she’s my new favorite rn

@RJCHOICE 3 года назад

If I had a roommate who greeted me every morning saying "Namaste" I'd eventually have to say "Nahh you must go"

@andrewwade5655 3 года назад

buh bum tish!

@ayuramu3041 3 года назад

I'm Indian and never wished 'namaste' to someone in morning, what's wrong with these white people

@jovanleon7 3 года назад

@@ayuramu3041 lol

@zehraak1651 3 года назад

@@ayuramu3041 they just use the stereotypical stuffs for making the show funnier

@kritikasingh5737 2 года назад

@@ayuramu3041 same dude , same

@JJohnson616 2 года назад

That Costco joke is sneaky hysterical. And she's not even using it as a punchline. So good

@anikac8380 3 года назад

Taylor Tomlinson always looks so sweet and vanilla, but she’s a killer! If there is a Heisman award for comedy, she’s a contender.

@tmntaddict 2 года назад

Haha, that's like me--I appear innocent until I start speaking. 😁

@somegirl558 2 года назад

Yeah, I red that half-blind and it was funny. 👏🏻

@somegirl558 2 года назад

@@tmntaddict yeah, we should team up

@AlmostaFlipinSkater 2 года назад

Lmao

@Venusvacumms_07 2 года назад

@@tmntaddict that's my friend in a nutshell, the things they say STILL surprised me lmao

@craigrowe4915 3 года назад

This woman is killing it. Her Netflix special was so good. I'd very surprised if she didn't land a show soon. Her physical follow-up is so good. The wedding bit she does with young brides is gold.

@adiposeNarnian 3 года назад

Don't look at them, look at me, I'M YOUR FUTURE.

@rasaecnai 3 года назад

@@adiposeNarnian I need a PROJECT! That was an amazing bit

@sassypants7536 3 года назад

I had to rewind that part about 5 times because I was laughing so hard. Some of her material is a little smug and mean, but the majority is hilarious!

@helrisonn 2 года назад

@Paulo Soares That's your best? interesting

@james-michaelrobson287 2 года назад

Agreed. She's one of the top 4 underrated comics working right now.

@mubrek236 3 года назад

''You want points for not cheating on me'' Sums up my relationship status.

@dashferlev7848 2 года назад

Sometimes I do this to my fiancee (okay it's been like twice and we've been together 9 years) and it's because I never ever get hit on and I have absolutely nobody else to tell. I hope your relationship is similar, but when I mentioned it, it was more like "Hey I found $20 on the street!" kinda news.

@theshadylady1982 Год назад

Sounds like you're due for an upgrade.

@DanKaschel 4 месяца назад

@@dashferlev7848Every relationship is different.

@tripslikstar 3 года назад

So we're gonna just ignore the "Your a floating head that makes me snacks " line. HAHA

@RajeshChauhan-ms8be 3 года назад

What's the meaning of floating head here?

@elsagranquist9755 2 года назад

@@RajeshChauhan-ms8be i’m assuming it’s a response to the grandma saying “i have a body too”

@richardbottom9843 Год назад

We.. we all saw and heard the same thing. No one's ignoring fucking anything

@emilymauch1871 Год назад

Hi jj

@JamesBlond000 3 года назад

I've heard the "Girl at Starbucks gave me her number" joke maybe 20,000 times and I will always laugh. (Especially because she keeps changing it.)

@Killerwale-hk4wy 2 года назад

My great grandmother hit 93, and her last words where: "I have had such a nice life". Funnily enough she was the youngest of the three. The oldest sister hit 98 but the most impressive one is the middle sister, she hit 112 and was (unlike most supercentenarians) not looking like a corpse. She was also the oldest person to ever live in our city. and altough our city isn't that big on a global standard it is still quite important historically (A very old and socialist city in a more conservative European country). She witnessed both world wars and that's quite sad though.

@natalyamartirosyan Год назад

Budapest?

@Killerwale-hk4wy Год назад

@@natalyamartirosyan No, Budapest is quite big, I'm from a city in Belgium, wich used to be quite big in the middle ages but currently is about 1/7th of Budapest's size

@alannahhurley386 Год назад

What a backhanded compliement "unlike mostsupercentenarians she didn't look like a corpse" 🤣🤣

@Killerwale-hk4wy Год назад

@@alannahhurley386 but... have you seen some supercentrarians? There are people who look like a double grandma. These people surpassed great grandparent, they became giga grandparent.

@Irish25cent Год назад

@@Killerwale-hk4wy Belated congrats to her haha, 112 is no joke. I think the oldest person ever recorded was Jean at 121 from France?

@Greg-TC 3 года назад

Saw her live a couple days ago at a drive in show with Whitney Cummings. Great show

@arisingtide4974 3 года назад

What kind of influencer are you? What creams are you selling?

@ericbrown1101 3 года назад

A drive in show? That sounds awesome.

@Greg-TC 3 года назад

@@arisingtide4974 lol not one and none. I don't even own any creams

@lindsayinabox1 3 года назад

Jealous! I'll bet that was awesome

@imrightdotcom 3 года назад

I remember doing things. Was at fun as it used to be? I hope I get to do something outside soon. Lol

@SkoolieBoyQue 3 года назад

A floating head that makes me snacks... this woman is f'in' insane, bruh. 😅😅😅

@michaelcaraccia7819 2 года назад

bruh LOL Think that word was made up by a gay person

@taf8903 Год назад

"Cranberries, blueberries and almonds." BASED

@tarilonte 2 года назад

She's got the whole package! Hilarious, smart and perfect timing!

@chessmentor63 2 года назад

And a solid 5 with a great personality

@JeremyMYG 3 года назад

Taylor is absolutely hilarious. 3:57 SENT MEEEEE. The accuracy of it all.

@ariannelakra6108 2 года назад

Taylor’s last joke, about the Starbucks barista, seemed like the perfect rebuttal to Patrice O’Neal’s infamous joke about how women should “thank their man” for not cheating. Thanks Taylor! I needed to hear that after listening to Patrice’s joke.

@Person1865 2 года назад

I've never heard that joke and I don't need to.

@malvoliosf Год назад

There is a saying, a man is as faithful as his options. Keep that in mind.

@Person1865 Год назад

@@malvoliosf lol what options do you have?

@malvoliosf Год назад

@@Person1865 Me? I’m single.

@Nortarachanges Год назад

@@malvoliosf , then men have no self control? They’re drooling animals with no free will? You don’t think very highly of men

@deusdamnit Год назад

I love when the camera pans over the audience at the cheating joke at the end, and you can see so many people just totally uncomfortable. The one dude in the front looks like he's laughing to be polite, lmao. Fantastic set.

@ltv..123 Год назад

Intellectual humor will never get old…..

@JoseRamos-uu7wq 3 года назад

I love Taylor Tomlinson!

@thomasmitchell4128 3 года назад

DIBBBSSS

@ousontmeslunettes9891 3 года назад

Love love love her too. She makes my dark intrusive thoughts funny!!

@spencer25 3 года назад

Same fam, she's hilarious!

@vincentseebeck3373 3 года назад

Even though she’s not as established as others she is by far my favorite comedian

@kairabansal2876 3 года назад

"well this is an adventure!" was so passive aggressive.

@BenSemisch 3 года назад

Taylor might be my new favorite comic. She needs an hour special ASAP.

@trauko1388 3 года назад

Already on Netflix

@noname-oe9jy 2 года назад

@1:07 LMAOOOO blondie wasn't allowed in the limmo at prom

@grahammansell5905 Год назад

Absolutely one of the best new comedy talents to come up for a long time. Pure comedy gold

@Forenzikproductions 3 года назад

I love her and Whitney 😂😂😂❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥

@noomade 3 года назад

she is infinitely funnier than Whitney!

@BW-lb3vd 3 года назад

@@noomade I think i got blocked, i seen her and whitney, i said nothing bad wtf.

@FuckGoogle2 2 года назад

@@BW-lb3vd Do you need a safe space? You said your peace someone didn't like it, move on.

@JustinCoasters 2 года назад

With every Special, Whitney comes across like an Alien from another planet who watched Lifetime Direct-To-VHS Films.

@renlasalle8462 3 года назад

"Those are INGREDIENTS." Yes. Ingredients to something that isn't going to taste that good either.

@foxxxy1115 3 года назад

That just got a giant LOL from me. Should be in the routine!

@Amaranthyne 3 года назад

Not true. Brown sugar, oats, eggs, bourbon, you can make a killer dessert with that.

@matrixphijr 2 года назад

@@Amaranthyne Nowhere in that dessert do I see any room for cranberries, blueberries, OR almonds.

@Amaranthyne 2 года назад

@@matrixphijr Baked oatmeal with nuts and fruit. Absolutely killer 👌

@HMABH 2 года назад

well.. depends how you use them ...

@Starrjet 7 месяцев назад

The woman is an original creative genius.

@amyray63 6 месяцев назад

@Starrjet She Could Have A Great And Long Career As A Stand Up Comedian Based Upon The Videos I’ve Watched! Precisely Because She’s So Creative and Original! If She Can Make Every Person (From 12-70) Laugh Out Loud! I’ve Laughed At The “I Quit Dating Losers! That Took A Minute! There’s No Rehab For That; Only Sponsors..” 1 Minute And The Next Minute I’m Laughing At The “Hermione” Impression (From The First Harry Potter Movie) Regarding The Phrase “Ex-Fiancé”.. I Happen to Be 60 Years Old And I Still Chuckle When I Watch Taylor! 😂

@deeptracy23 3 года назад

She’s only in her 20s? Her jokes are so wise and mature (about life). Most comedians don’t move on from from sex jokes until they are in their 40s.

@basketanand 3 года назад

3 minutes 30 seconds of new material, yet its still the joke that's been killing since 2 boyfriends and an engagement ago that's the closer and gets the applause break, with a new tag on though. Loving the evolution of Taylor, happening in front of us, and still keeping it a pro. Always get my click and always looking for those new 5 minute sets

@3Silence 3 года назад

it says "Original airdate: March 10, 2016"

@basketanand 3 года назад

@@3Silence Well good, cause the rest of the material was lukewarm at best. I'm glad it didn't make it to the special or her other sets

@INFJ-ThaneTr 7 месяцев назад

"you honored the most basic term of our agreement" lmao

@javelinnia3203 3 года назад

Came, killed, left. Love this princess with a machete.

@AdrianColley 22 дня назад

"Princess with a machete" is so apt. I'm stealing it.

@gisforhungry 3 года назад

Yay new video!! Ugh I just want a friend like Taylor. Gotta love a direct, sarcastic and witty girl, her stand ups are great.

@whitneyrose9293 Год назад

You honored the most basic term of our agreement. Dead 😄

@derickball2994 10 месяцев назад

She is a master at her craft. So professional... and so darn funny!

@stephenr80 2 года назад

I said to my mum shes a floating head that makes my snacks. Now Im writting these lines from heavens.

@rosebyun5331 2 года назад

she's one my favorite standup comedians, hope to see her live one day

@anactualfingbottleofranch747 2 года назад

Her impressions of the healthy roommate and the emotional girlfriend are hilarious

@Farhadsadiq 25 дней назад

Honoured the most Basic term of agreement 😂😂😂

@katharinafarina 3 года назад

I hope someday I get to see her live! I almost didn't recognize her because she's not blonde here but DAMN SHE'S GORGEOUS AS A REDHEAD

@jadeyu7197 3 года назад

OH DAMN! i thought it was just the lighting hahaha

@kavyac9437 3 года назад

This girl owns my heart 😌✨

@arisingtide4974 3 года назад

I met her and she's not that cool in person

@_Woo 3 года назад

The pinchline to that last joke keeps getting funnier

@queen78284 Год назад

You honoured the most basic term of our agreement Hahahaha

@a.m.m.4592 3 года назад

A floating head that makes me snacks! I'm weak! 🤣🤣🤣

@youracherrynut442 3 года назад

Just watched her Netflix special, she's so funny - underrated gem. Best part was the wedding side bar bit

@watsonator1885 3 года назад

I've never heard of her, but I totally love her! Like, for real, she could be my best friend! Good skit girl!

@cristianalbornoz1330 3 года назад

that last joke has a couple more jokes at the end! she finish early for mercy ! she is a machine !

@balluse 2 года назад

God I love the flow! It's so funny and so fast. I'm addicted.

@saventuri Год назад

0:52 caitlin reilly is the only person i've ever seen match the pure wasp mom energy that radiates from taylor's expression

@sohangchopra6478 3 года назад

She's an amazing comedian!

@razmatazz9310 11 месяцев назад

2:01 dude in the back having the time of his life.

@blackbird5634 3 года назад

"Who hurt you?" -that's just it with tirelessly happy (acting) people. They've been through chemotherapy or their mom has, and they just don't have time for negativity. It's lonely way out there on that end of the stick. You will find these amazing people working in Oncology wards where they KNOW the patients have only so much time to live. You will be grateful they exist. And you will be in awe of how they cannot be broken.

@jadeyu7197 3 года назад

i hope we dont confuse fighters with toxic positivity tho

@jdguitar1040 Год назад

"You're a floating head that makes me snacks." Uhh... Seriously? Tomlinson is K I L L I N G it!!!!! Haven't been this excited about finding a new stand up that I love since discovering Burr 'bout 6-7 years ago. Absolutely fantastic...

@stanleybeckett7705 3 года назад

Just discovered her online. A great comedic talent. Lockdown suddenly better!

@DigitalDuelist 3 года назад

She's hilarious! Great set!

@wspencerhand 3 года назад

Her jokes are funny too.

@kyleuntch Год назад

She killed it with these bits 😂😂😂😂

@normgraham6658 Год назад

She really is extremely funny.....She's killing it.

@b.africa1348 Год назад

She is such a great comedian. Her material is really fresh and personable.

@tigersunruss Год назад

Best young comedian out there. She can and does hang with the best of them.

@1lovesvideos 2 года назад

3:35 she should go for Batgirl

@bellringer53 Год назад

🤣 IVE NEVER SEE THIS AND I LEGIT SAID 'Those are ingredients' BEFORE SHE DID

@randyqquaint8400 Год назад

She is a machine! This woman is fantastically hilarious.

@Shawn-wt4kh Год назад

"you're a floating head that makes me snacks"

@DaveLaMont1 Год назад

Very clever how she spins old fashioned scenarios and makes them fresh and original

@georgerausch4842 Год назад

She is the funniest comic Ive seen in A LONG time

@michealwatts7469 2 года назад

ok the last joke got me lol The Most Basic Agreement of Our Relationship SHOULD be a Taylor Swift song, she'd make a mint.

@AnnaPxx 3 года назад

She's such a natural, it's just amazing 😂❤️

@JD-lt7uv Год назад

Her stage presence is on point!

@davidoneill9390 Год назад

I'm working foot of stage for 2 of her shows tonight. I never heard of her before, but I'm looking forward to seeing her tonight. The videos are hilarious.

@JohnA... 2 года назад

"no you don't"... too true.

@sternritter9788 Год назад

2:01 that dude at the top right corner giving the death stare with no emotions lmao. His girlfriend clearly dragged him there

@RKochel721 2 года назад

I don't know how I didn't see this sooner. In a word; Hilarious.

@JimWalkerMusic 3 года назад

Never heard of this gal till today, she's fricken funny! Love it!

@SevenRiderAirForce 3 года назад

Totally lost it. She's hilarious!

@jackcole1632 3 года назад

Just discovered her but love her already!

@angrytedtalks Год назад

Great delivery, nicely original and very funny.

@westboyer9931 3 года назад

Taylor is my spirit animal.

@shawnthesheep6832 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂 “adventure” lmaooo

@nicolaikarcher2457 3 года назад

So so talented! She ll be big!

@shubham5175 3 года назад

Dang! Amazing work on really nailing the swooning this time. Swooning on this joke on laugh factory from 3 years ago lacked the drama.

@DANTHETUBEMAN 3 года назад

She is killing it with all that fresh material.

@iikeyze 3 года назад

She has to be one of the best

@whenniceguysretaliate5619 3 года назад

Awesome video. Thanks.

@visionbishop9517 Год назад

My daughter in college is living this right now!!!Shared your clip,she's a fan now. Mustafa🤣🤣🤣 we ain't friends!!

@DJ_JMMY 10 месяцев назад

Taylor’s the best 😂

@rhondaamann117 Год назад

Right on. This kid is a frickin genius and I always laugh so hard it's a good stomach ache

@zeus982 2 года назад

This is the perfect stand up crowd lol

@nr6916 2 года назад

This is my personality in a nutshell… this is awesome

@ALulzyApprentice 3 года назад

I think... hands down... the best current comic!

@cranbers Год назад

She is great, love her comedy.

@typicallyusual6984 2 года назад

Sometimes you don’t really know you like a comic until you find yourself repeatedly going back to their stuff

@themetalfan9900 2 года назад

She is SO funny. Great content & delivery. She’s going places.

@Auhbseluhte 2 года назад

I just found out about taylor, damn she funny af. LOL im gonna keep my eye out for more content from this comedian

@chainmailunderwear Год назад

Lordy I love this girl. Freakin hilarious

@TheRealChetManley Год назад

How did the algorithms just start recommending her on my feeds?! I watch comedy skits all the time! She is hilarious! Somehow I am late to this party, but I can’t wait to checkout her Netflix special.

@LaQuesaDeMI 10 месяцев назад

Tons of great material! I still need to get tickets to see you in person. A little unfriendly to your roommate, though, wonder if you’ll still be living there by the time I see you…