Teacher Trial with Ronda Rousey - SNL 

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@@smartass013 2X What!

it was supposed to be my nigga lol

@@iyot1020 so your happy you feel bad about yourself

Absolutely.

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Veloci-Tapped- Her!! That was my favorite!

King Of Evrything & Threes Humpany tho

i agree but also you can tell they didn't have the most confidence in ronda rousey as a host, judging by how little she was actually in this sketch

Same

You gotta be kidding. Everything Pete Davidson said were the best parts. Every single one. This sketch deserves an award.

They did practically this same skit before but just with the one teacher played by Cecily Strong, it was a 9.5 out of 10, but with Rhonda and as a 3 some this 2.0 version was a 10/10 and in both instances the teachers had limited flirty comments and you must remember they probably pleaded the 5th but were unable to keep themselves from reacting in some way do his dorky schoolboy testimony lol….. so this skit in no way implies lack of confidence by Rhonda, and her added role gave this skit more depth then the original.

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Veloci-tapped-'er!

the revenant

he very much was

Magic the Gavining

Agreed. Wish it did. Was hoping they'd show something funny to suggest reenactment 😁

My MAn!

Or 5 hours...😳

This could have been the whole show and I watch it!

interessante

She took away the ability to feel he earned sex

That's when I fell out of my chair laughing. Thought it was a heart attack. Shit was so funny. 👍👍

@@stevethecat9934 no... nailing an older woman at 16 or 17 doesn't make someone a predator or whatever negative consequences you are suggesting regarding "earning sex". That is a ludicrous notion. I'm hard pressed to find any sort of trauma due to engaging sexually with an older woman at 16+

it’s even better when you say it

@@5O4evr Only if it played out like the skit where the kid instigated it. If the adult manipulated the kid into doing it, then there's obviously going to be some negative consequences.

And your post, shows the lack of age in you, thinking something that is 5 years old.... is.... old.

@@ckmoore101 it was a nostalgic ‘age’ I’m not saying it’s old, I’m reminiscing over the time of vine. Besides it was a joke, nothing for you to get stroppy over. And using age in an argument is always pointless and only every shows lack of argument in your part, try avoid using it next time.

@@FirstLast-lh5ev you sound like a reporter no offense lol

hey imma show my age - is Vine like TikTok, before TikTok??

@@leosmithonbass Yes and no.

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Times two. For sure. The way Pete and Kenan interact is gift from comedy heaven.

Hope my ass!!! He is a god!!!

MinionTS Cod

Hope or Obummer hope?

James Theus The chosen one 😂

Sumit Singh Thakur yes!

Did you know female ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from high Estrogen

@@Smartass012 thank you for this cursive fact

@@tts375 your welcome

redPill Cosby cool

@@Smartass012 As do Vulcans during the time of pon farr.

SNL is is made of a bunch of c🤮ck and manjinas . Needy simps.

That's i felt when I was Raped.

Why I care women getting harrased all the Time

"Threes humpany" killed me

@@brooklyna007 this is creepy

Osmosis Jones get over yourself

Lol...same..... those were the days...

some of us just get that

they're so true lol. we get old

That made me think back to my past ......then I looked at my wife and said what they hell am I doing lol

Well I remember when I was Young the World had just begun and I was Happy. La La La lalala.

mah mannn

Was good

i read this as he said it 😂

he said it wrong tho

can relate haha,

The whole skit was full of great lines, that was just one of many.

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That got me too... 😆

That line was so good. Hillarious!

I looked it up, holy shit I din't realize. Not to make the people he's dated out as "notches" but it's just crazy. I just knew he dated Kim K and Ariana. His "I'm just Pete" song has the parody lyric "but I never sleep alone at night."

The Roudy Ruff boys were killed by sexual harassment

King of everything

The kids called me a rapist and I still don't no what it means

Shoulda used greta humpedher

For it was fortold in the scrolls

I died at velocitapedher xD

except for gay men and straight women

I prayed for that every single day in highschool.

Gerald I’m big gay woman, but that won’t happen at my school

Queen Butterfly haha

@John Weflen What kid on the planet Earth would get that call, RUSH OVER TO THEIR HOUSE, have an incredible afternoon. . .and be "traumatized"???? No way, no how.

Always about the females choice.

well sure, five minutes for starters , but then they taught him how to calm down for the next round!! and the next ...

@@4465Vman plus they probably put on a show for him for a bit whilst he watched

@@zibafu great sketch I love the car scene the best!!!

@Jaffer Krainkle good times huh!!?????

"OK, fine. Three strokes...the first time.

Says who. Do you not see true power dynamics. The logic is men like 😘 and women don't. Why majority 😘 offenders are men. When do much same stuff no one cares or at worse she sent home. Or even she's the Victim like sending and receiving 😘 pictures. But isn't this reason enough not to give 😘 so early .. how it's used against you. And how always shamed not respecting women while told or actually needing it from women. Isn't reason you shouldn't want have 😘 with them. Even bonnoboes . Link 😘 social position. Males actually refuse 😘 pleasure from females did you know that. Female Ferrets when in heat need 😘 or they die from High blood pressure from high estrogen. Antechinus die from to much 😘 We males lose or say give energy and matterials females gain them. And the logic of dudes like 😘 and women don't . What about date Rp She's unconscious doesn't feel anything. But also it's not about momentary discomfort. . And no I didn't admit to know anyone out to have 😘 with in Their sleep . I admitted to putting in the mood with their knowledge. Think back when I was 😘y and charming why would I need to knock anyone out.

Is it weird I’m reminded of Bernie Sanders with the way he points and delivers that line?

Saw this the moment it popped up.

GingerZombie29 i don’t get it

Me neither

@@lukemoore2854 it implies that the first coolest thing was the sexual encounter

@@nugiewidhianto591 it is so much funnier now that you've explained the joke dumbass

@@yourgodsenseigod6834 what's crawled up your Ass?

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I like pete

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@@rudy1999 why this Worth celebrating. How real boys don't feel as good as he does

Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die of High blood pressure from high estrogen

Just like high schoolers. 😂🤣

@@TheBasher-_-yes they do yes they do

@Furret The Fuzzy Noodle I don't even know why I made this gross ass joke. 😂 I think I was watching Family Guy and it was something Quagmire said. 😂🤣 So gross lmao.

@@TheBasher-_- yeah a movie that family guy did a bit about….

On the contrary, I can guarantee that it's gonna get removed from YT at some point in the future because this will be deemed too "insensitive"

The selection on the material side is how much a male or males invest in a single female and offspring that includes come itself many ways it's I male who decides how much is invested

Ditto.

+Wil Gentry Nothing wrong with that. In due time, bruh. In due time....

CRAZY_NUTBUSTER Nah, decades ago. I have since had various girlfriends, and a wife. But man did I start out of the gate slow. Played with action figures into high school. Lost my virginity at 22.

+Wil Gentry still have action figures, i guess i have arrested development in 'that' area, "but it's got karate chop action mom!". in seriousness when it happens doesn't matter it's different for everyone.

Donbro Put all that away for quite awhile...now I have a cabinet full of action figures and a subscription to Marvel Unlimited. Right now is the Geek Renaissance.

Fred Pimpstone

How old are you

Probably older than you

I liked 3's humpany lmao

JustCarp nobody asked

To kill the rapist

If you owe back ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus . It's going to your Highschool teacher

Jon Cryer should have played the dad, they even look alike, lol.

What father would not be proud?

@@bryanjohnson960 isn't sex with your teacher easy it's all to common. Even .ote false Rape accusations. . I have a daughter and if got R Kelly that's something to be proud . . A high school teacher is practically a sex dispenser some who doesn't want his stock with child support wants him to make better choice or Get an STD or be be one dudes mad stupid over sex. Or Doesn't want. Kid son to killed and a nother chick s father.

well played

"I see what you did there"

U read my mind

My man!

So which teacher is 1st and 2nd

egdapo 3's a humpany

I think it’s velocitaptor... but it works like that as well

Actually I think he might have meant philosotaptor like philosophy

I just heard that😂😂

@@majjimind1172 He meant a play on the word "velociraptor" popularized in Jurassic Park movies.

@@connorandrus1904 I would say incel on steroids. But this 'guy' needs some fucking steroids.

They both looked hot

@@connorandrus1904 he sounds like the male version of a woman

“Your life begins today”😂

Sdotbell MMA she actually said 8 and yes i counted just for this comment

Wait he gets stuck with child support

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Affect, not effect.

Hellwyck shhhhhhut up

@@Hellwyck yeah shut up

@@Hellwyck yeah shut up

I always felt gross being a boy . My mother would read me the tell him essay every night. It was horrible looking at myself with with big hideous grotesque pea ness . Until I met a girl who actually openly like D's she pointed out if they are so grossed out and Traumatized by D pics why do share them with their friends to laugh she explained we look funny and sometimes Jaulting not draining of energy. Like many feminist say . She took me to her friends for me to entertain them. Watch me play with it. I felt good about myself for a CHANGE for once .for like a minute.then I felt wrong. I don't want one of those guys enforcing our own oppression. Proud how much he hates himself. But I don't wanna n be a man who either. I want to find some lucky girl to offer myself to

RinTluangi Ralte Malfoy...

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You do know it's easy to have your teacher I Highschool their practically sex dispensers

Dayummm is he really with Kate beckinsale?!??

They boy who lives My man

They just broke up lol

@@the1theonly_princesseri934 awwww

@@the1theonly_princesseri934 i bet he'll find someone soon

He's terrible. Virtually unwatchable are rarely worth a chuckle. But hey, he nailed Beckinsale, so...

I know right....you can't help but want to give dap when someone says it right.

Best scene.🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@Seth Organs ay if u wouldn't type it in fronta a group of blk ppl then don't type it- jk, slick

Kenan thompson smh

SamBam Kenan Thompson is my favorite out of all of the SNL cast

Not really

SamBam With just that twinkle,and sly smile..😆

Hmm I’m glad he has fans but I don’t find him funny he always acts the same never changes his voice

Jordan May He’s beein’ heesself!😆

RoadWulf Wow, you watched the video too!

@@nickcabrera3087 😂😂😂

Yep thats what they said.

701 idiots wow

Yep, I said it to myself right as he said it. Good times. Distant memory.

I can relate to this my younger brother has autism aswell

would you be saying the same thing if it was a male teacher and a female student

@@noobmasters6913 it’s a line from a Comedy sketch, it’s not that deep 🤦🏽‍♀️

I'm reading and writing fanfiction at 16

That's nothing, my wife's son is 40 has a government job that pays him 6 figures and has every Lego set known to man

He is my mann. That diary of a pimpy kid

Hes embodyment of everything I'm trying avoid being as a man . being male 😢 even being so happy getting sex the fact I'm supposed to be just thinking of everything I've been thought as a male from every one 😡😠😠😡

Just gonna leave kate beckinsale out of that huh

@@DeathWatchChampion Kate is the hottest, but I would guess Ariana the best.

@@smartass0124 part of being a man is walking your own path and not worrying about what others expect from you.

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I would punsh a guy praised me my Man. After a mistake like this

Did you know Female Ferrets when in heat need to mate or they die from High blood pressure from High estrogen

If you owe ChildSupport your not getting your stimulus after this Corona blows over . It's just gonna go to your Highschool teacher so don't even bother

I have a friend who would do exactly that. It's hilarious man

where were those teachers when i was in high school

@@razieltalos Sleeping with someone cooler than you (or me).

@@garyco766 my teachers didnt look like that lol

The "monsters" cry-out cracks me up.

Not out of average incel woods yet. If he get of paying his ChildSupport . My Man.😁👍

yeah without them she is ok. with them. god damn.

@@13christbane 😂😂😂

Seriously 😂

true, like many actresses, without makeup we barely recognize them on the street.

@@albertgaspar627 She can look really different sometimes! ☺

Alena Gallagher I found this super hilarious 😂😂

Beloved “Velocitapper”

xD

@@JustLikeJet It was "Velocitappedher"

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Feminist think we feel entitled to see when actually we see it as a victory . Why we are disgusted by women who just give up . Even act like their getting some to. We take joy in gang raping a young girl .but if she wants a train on her 🤮🤮

I gave in at veloci tapped her!!!! Hahahahahahaha

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@@waltersobchak300 mac had an addiction, the addiction killed him not ariana grande

@@waltersobchak300 and she wouldn't marry pete davinson to hurt mac, she was literally private messaging him to take care of himself a couple days prior

@@waltersobchak300 oh you're just a really shit troll

Hahahaha............

@@waltersobchak300 you clearly haven't been keeping up with the news

Why did they call him the revenant ? I don't get it

Hell yeah

@@xanderaragon7059 basically Kids Calling him god. Lol

this is easily me favorite character that pete plays

Rhonda andCecily? Shooooot...

You should be more respectful

Rhonda Rousey has entered the chat

Cecily or Ronda?

+Ian Stephenson Ronda obviously.

+Nick Kurtz I like what you did there

Ian Stephenson Because we both she is the hotter teacher ;).

Pun intended

How is hard to sex a high school teacher.

IlI reply that to you anyday

hey, i don't get it what did he said at the end? (midsong?) can you help me?

@@DarthKronos1 so when a disney princess sings and spins and all that they are typically at the climax of the movie where it goes into the third act where their the hero, which is basically what the character was doing

You can hear Keenan laughing in the background during thia

Genius writing :-D

Julie D so true

"Ok"

@Jay Caldwell The guy who's comment you agreed with, had written something so dumb that he deleted it, apparently.