I had a substitute teacher who was also a pastor in High School, the man played Civilization IV and was a strict disciplinarian. One day some freshman was telling him "You can't prove God exists." The teacher replied to him "You can't prove your parents love you." The teacher didn't get in any trouble either.
+FIFA Career Mode &Fut i cant remember which one it was but when i heard "you wear a le coqif trackie with a chippy bag stapled on" i just lost my shit
on the one day off I had in second year. my English teacher went berserk, started cussing out the class, punching walls and throwing chairs and desks across the room. the weird thing is, the school kept him! He became a spanish teacher in our school the next year.
Watching back on these videos I see why Marley got popular. The way he's talking is like you are at a pub with your mate and he is just telling a story about an experience he had.
My brother stole his friend's shoe, put it on his head and the spanish teacher, instead of telling him to give it back or getting him in to some bother, he timed him to see how long he could balance it on his head.
Squishy Legend He kept it on his head for twenty one minutes before a fly flew past and he flinched. He didn't flinch at the pen hat flew past his face eight minutes before.
Marley could you talk about that one kid at school that would go on a mad one whenever ANYONE talked to him. Like he would walk out the school and swear at the teachers. P.S great vid
My old maths teacher was the exact same as yours, he couldn't control the class at all and he was only newly qualified. He just got the piss took right out of him every period! But we had this one English teacher (he was also a qualified actor), amazing he was,we done Romeo and Juliet in 6th year, and I swear to god, you would have thought you were watching it as if it was happening to your pals!! Miss school so much it's unreal!
I had a teacher who was taking off his jumper, got stuck with his stomach showing, ran out the classroom in embarrassment and fell over and broke his collar bone 😂
My geography class in last year of 6th form was just 8 lads, we had a 23 year old teacher who was a top bloke and brought us all beers in for our last lesson. *We were all 18 at the time
My English teacher showed us his EP.. It was a grunge track that he recorded in his bedroom. Recently he played with his band in the biggest rock bar in Dublin. And now I'm friends with him on Facebook
I love these old videos but I got this memory where I was in algebra class and I was failing and my teacher told me to wait after class and she told me I was behind and lectured me not the good kind and made me cry
+Scottish Wafer nut we got told that story a million times and it never happens that's why I was laughing besides the story said that the wee loop thong stopped it the boy was fine
My favourite teachers were ma social subjects teacher and ma religious teacher cuz my social teacher I am great pals with him seriously he's liked me since I first walked into his classroom I'm no bamming he even said that at the like parent son/daughter teacher conference day or whatever and my religion teacher she was just a great laugh cuz we could still get on with our work but have a couple jokes in the middle great times :) Live your content Marley stay awesome!
Right man, so I had a nice bunch of nutjobs. First one I want to talk to you about was my "Gardening" teacher. I have no clue if you guys have ever had gardening taught, but we had Technics, which was basically Manual Labour for repairmen and so on halfed with this for the gals I guess. Anyway, the Gardening teacher was a proper stoner I figure man. She would tell us about how she used to eat black coal, but now it didn't taste that well and she grew out of it. Or she would go off about how she saw fairies and little gnomes around her house. But this one time, she was teaching us how to "manipulate living energy" and my classmate got properly into it and just went around throwing air at the then hot uppergraders shouting "I WANT YOU TO RECIEVE MY ENERGY". That's how I got taught bloody Esoterics instead of garden bullshit. Another one was my English teacher. Not the cool one nah, this one we called The Zombie. She had no power over anyone in the class, and you had the feeling she would lose her train of thought before even beginning a sentence. Funny part is, she taught me at my grade school, and now years later, she got kicked out of my highschool last semester for still sucking ass at teaching. I'll add to this if I think of anymore good stories, but I don't want to go off on people without prime examples of how they were.
my maths teacher in first year passed out on his first day. We walked into the science lab and there he was unconscious, but instead of checking his pulse we just started taking pictures with him like a hunter and his dead lion. Good times
Had a teacher who whenever one of the sound lads walked in that used to have house parties nearly every weekend would start talking to him as if they were best mates and then tell the whole class about how he used to own a pub before he became a science teacher. swear i missed a year of work with this guy
my economics teacher is a pure good laugh, and she got me an A at GCSE, shes got solid 10/10 banter. she took us out of school a few weeks ago to the cinema 'on an educational trip'
At one time during your school life everybody had that one teacher who had an emotional breakdown because of the stress the kids put them under, I remember hearing from people that the french teacher and Art teacher just broke down and then they weren't at the school for 2 years then they both came back for a month and left permanently....the funny thing about art class was that all the teacher ever asked us to do was draw "Perfect" lines she used to say that "Life was a line",yeah every art class was the same fucking line
I remember at college my tutor got tired of the class leaving their rubbish all over the place, her solution to that? Get everyone sat down, have a massive rant/breakdown about it and then tip a bin full of rubbish on the floor -_-
had an american music teacher that me and a pal drove nuts by playing the duelling banjos song every single time we got a hold of a guitar, i reckon that guy still gets flashbacks
My favourite teacher is my math teacher he gives us a break near the end of the period shame I only get him for 4 times a week we're aloud on our phone to listen to music, Play game, drink and eat or go to the toilet (my school is really strict about people going to the loo but meh) and my least fav is my music had the most wonderful teacher in first year then 3 years later I get a teacher that breaks even if i'm doing my music on my phone.
Had an art teacher in 2nd year that barked at the bin. She never really shouted- apart from one time she bawled out some noisy seagulls from the window - but she'd do shit like that, and we'd all just freeze. She seemed pretty spaced out most of the time, in a consumed-with-the-mysteries-of-the-universe kind-of way, but she had supersonic hearing for swearing or music leaking from concealed earphones. Oh, and she had a bunch of stuffed animals in the corner of her room, I guess to draw, but every now and then she'd take one out to hug and tell us its origin story. That was one hell of a class.
I used to have a teacher who was a right one, he launched a whiteboard pen and a thick af maths textbook at ma head once, we became pals after a got him back.
There is a minute left of your period people start to pack up an the teacher says 'going some where ' makes everyone get there things back out for the remaining 30 seconds of class
I have a pe teacher that actually makes me enjoy pe because all he does for like the whole period is just go on about how he was in the army and just let us do what we want and he just makes jokes out of anything
My physics teacher talks to us about cod zombies and loads of other games, but we still manage to get all our work done. I'm in 5th year and there's only 7 people in our class.
I remember back in middle school i had this science teacher that would give a 100 percent for missed homework or tests if you went hunting, or fishing. he would also talk for hours on end about hunting or fishing, i also remember that everyday before class he would cook up some instant ramen and just what felt like an entire containers worth of salt on it.
This was terrifying!! I didn't realise these teachers existed in every school haha. I had the one who couldn't control a class and a geography teacher who you could ask any question about the weather and he would explain weather related things for a whole period
I had a teacher who constantly moaned that we had so little time before the exam and them 2 days before the exam spent 2 hours talking about her horse. She also started crying when some one asked her to repeat the question she asked later that day
I had a RME teacher subbing for my computing teacher, so when one when one of my classmates stood up to get a pen he went balistic at him, saying he would be sent out if he didnt sit back down but naturally being a reble he didnt, so the teacher grabbed him by the harm and threw him out. Then he proceeded to nick my computing teachers change from his mug. Happy days 4th year....
Had this business teacher who was an absolute maniac. My pal was asked 5 x 5 on a calculator and he came up with 836 (somehow I don't know) so the teacher went mental started punching the walls and the whiteboard. One time he hurt his knee and he was walking like he'd been amputated man. I've also had that sound History teacher, and that Suffragettes and Suffragists stuff is pish man
My worst teacher is in maths even of you miss the homework deadline by 1 day she sends a letter home like her life depends on it and usually teachers give you 2 or 3 chances to hand in homework.
I think I know who the maths teacher was. I also had a sub teacher got locked in the home ecc cupboard for a full double periods and the class just kept telling the class monitor that he was in the toilet or getting coffee
Do a video on being a "VL" And I had this English teacher that pinned me to a table and done the knife song with the whole class crowded round...don't worry she only used a blunt pencil.Two weeks later she was acting the wideo on class and I kept correcting here when she was talking.I never got over that referral
Telling your teacher that your name was treesa green and them actually writing it on the register xD paper ball fights were hilarious especially when someone ended up hitting the teacher
My history teacher through 3rd and 4th year would spend about 5 minutes at the beginning of every class talking about the actual topic we were learning, then by the end of the period, he'd somehow be on to talking about the Dundee accent or how back in his day you could get a 1 day plane ticket to France for like a tenner. I shit you not, at parent's evening he spent 30 seconds talking about how shite my work was and then spent the next 5 minutes talking to my dad about German U-boats
The bit about the french teacher, I shit you not, is exactly what happened to me the last time I had a french teacher as a substitute for my spanish teacher
I had a teacher in high school that had a flask full of the hardest whiskey you could get at the local Booze shop. He'd pour the whiskey in his coffee in the middle of class and tell us "it's my go-go juice. Gets me through life." and anytime I'd walk into class I'd ask him "Hey, Mr. *****, how's it been?" He'd pull a 9mm round out his front shirt pocket and say "Not a day goes by where I think about putting this through my damn skull." Every one in the class was scared of him cause we thought he wanted to kill us, but, he was a pretty alright teacher, on the days he's not drunk.
Last year in History, we were going over rationing during the First World War and my teacher brought in a tin of Spam and offered it to us. As I was the only person who liked Spam I ended up eating most of the tin. He's awesome. Cheers Mr Smith!
my teacher got so mad he punted a highlighter out the window then started smacking meter sticks off desks. I thought it was going to turn into a hostage situation or something 😂
APC pc games if it's relatively recent then you could claim a good amount of compensation. I slipped cause of ice in the school playground years ago and a big sharp stone cut into the bottom of my chin. The scars about 2 inches. I got 900 pound for that and it was pretty minor
You know those skate boards for fingers right? So when I was only in 4th grade I've lost mine in school and started crying XD but the new day a TEACHER has bought me one!!!!!! It costs around 50-70 in the place where I lived! Isn't that just cool?
My current math teacher is real sound. Yeah, he's a real good at teaching but we do sometimes do get a bit sidetracked by something that we both have in common e.g Warhammer and zelda
My fucking hpe teacher was the best, straight up I came to class baked out of my fucking mind and I forgot to use eye drops so pretty much everyone Knew I was stoned and my fucking hpe teacher just looks at me and goes 'was it a cone or a j' I just started laughing my ass off and just went 'j sir, had a fun time in the bush before class' he just fucking laughed and went back to calling the role... Never have I ever seen the look of pure confusion on my mate and his girlfriends face when that day happened... Best fucking teacher ever
One of my English teachers had to deal with this loud, class clown sorta kid who was one of the most popular kids in the school and one time she got so pissed off she went to shout "Sit down" and "Shut up" at the same time and instead just shouted "SHIT" really loud and it just echoed through the class and you could see the kid really confused and shitting himself 😂😂
My art teacher once came in drunk and just said "yeah we're just gonna do some drawing guys." My favourite teacher was my history teacher he were so cool we learnt but it were fun. I remember my food tech teacher binning something I made gathered it were basically some smoothie I were to be making that ended up as poison
Where to start. Well I had a maths teacher that lost it just cause someone walked into his class by accident and had them pinned to the wall. I had a substitute teacher for re and managed to get through the entire lesson doing no work by talking about the paranormal. There was also an art teacher at my school that had drawn himself naked and had shown it to a few of the students.
My worst teach was our middle school gym teacher. She kept a bottle of 110 Everclear under her desk, one of my buddies got to her class early, found her pouring it in her coffee. My favorite teacher was my drama teacher, she knew I wasn't going to do anything because it was first class of the day, so she let me, and only me come in with an energy drink and candy, and let me sleep once I finished em
There's one teacher in my school who really hasn't a clue , one by one about 5 people walk up to the bin then just walk out the door before he had a clue
The PE teacher that does football for 2 seconds and get out of breath and you ask him "you okay sir" and he replies "yeah I'm just using this new breathing technique"
my r.e. teacher used to work in different countries in Europe and told us about a time when he worked in Holland he took acid and when his room mate got home, my teacher was naked on all fours arguing with a socket thinking it was a pic stuck in the wall
