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My English as a foreign language class had a guy in it who would consistently pronounce the u in "union" like the u in "under", effectively turning the European Union into the European Onion. Class debates about politics were a blast whenever he was participating.
I have one from my sister who teaches preschool. Kid 1: "Miss, Kid 2 is swearing!" Kid 3: "Yeah, she's swearing in Spanish!" My sister: "Okay, what did she say?" Kid 3: "Fuck!"
If you're going to swear and not get soap in your mouth, by all means do it in a different language. I sometimes say _kuso_ in the expletive, which is Japanese for faeces.
I remember in high school freshman English we had to pick a character from Romeo and Juliet and write some internal dialogue for them, like what they might’ve been thinking during the story. One kid chose Romeo and had him wondering if Juliet had any STDs. The teacher nearly died laughing and even called another teacher into the room to show them the paper 😂
I have a personal story. I was in high school we were learning about native americans and how they lived. My teacher just got done telling the class their housing structures some teepees were shaped like cones and others like domes. I raised my hand and asked could they have built and lived in "conedomes" instantly the whole class bursted out laughing and i could not understand why until my teacher asks me to repeat that word slowly. Welp as a brown guy i lit up red.
When I was in primary school I went to a holiday science workshop. When they were demonstrating something to do with hovering a balloon over a hairdryer, the lady said, "What do you think will happen when I turn this on?" One kid put his hand up, she picks him, and without missing a beat he says, "Nothing because it's not on at the powerpoint." I think about that kid sometimes. I hope he went places.
I have a story about my sister, On one field trip with her class the teacher was going over the instructions to stay safe. My sister starts singing the church hymn "teacher power~", and the rest of the class finishes "keeps us safe from sin~"! Apparently, the teacher didn't find all that much humor in it and kept giving her nasty looks throughout the rest of the trip.
Teaching my grade 3s about slavery. How people would own someone and make them work all the time without pay. I had a boy raise he hand to comment "Like Santa Claus and his elfs?" I couldn't help myself. I burst out laughing. 😅 On a side note, I was sure that Beat one was going to be beat off 😊😇😂
Story 44: I'm also a guy built like a offensive lineman who played baseball and I would have probably done the same thing. However, I would probably literally have picked the kid up while looking at the coach very quizzically.😂
>Kindergarten kid says a puppy is a need because Seeing Eye Dogs A KINDERGARTENER came up with that? Watch that one carefully... He could end up a LAWYER.
I asked my students the standard "other than the general reader, who would be interested in reading this informational text?" My lovely student said: "The author, as he wants to proofread his text." I laughed so hard and I told him I gave him the point this time but he probably shouldn't do it again
In Ireland, even though English is our main language spoken, we learn the Irish language throughout school. We had Irish classes in highschool, and we'd even have to write essays in the language. Most would translate very boringly as "Tom went on holiday. He went to the seaside. He ate an ice-cream and went home happy" - just boring stuff. I decided if I had to write essays I might as well make up wild stories and enjoy writing them. Our teacher was collecting our essays one morning and gleefully took mine with a huge smile and told me "I just love reading your essays. They're so funny" - She reminded me of a child about to open a really exciting gift LOL Made me smile to know she was enjoying them LOL
I would like to point out that the result of these eye examinations varies depending on how quickly the child completes the test. If the child takes longer, the pupils tire and the result is therefore worse than it should be. Of course, you could interrupt the test for 5 minutes and then continue where you left off, but then the whole examination would take longer. Parents would not pay for a second visit after the visit to the optician, who really knows me better, saw me with glasses with the relevant prescription. There are also glasses sellers who simply give the child glasses without prescription and claim that the glasses have prescription.
I'm a lifeguard and swim instructor, one day years back I ran into a kid I taught with their Mom walking through my college. When I waved and said "Hi, Sally how are you?", Mom looked at me upset and pulled her daughter away, "How do you know my daughter?", I said I was her swim instructor last session and the kid goes "Oh, I didn't recognize you with cloths on!" Oh My gosh! SO embarrassing!
I was of the smartest kids, on my last year of highschool we had calculus and I found out and shared an easier way to derivare equations. On an exam the teacher was asking for procedure and one classmate said "can we use the [my name]-method?"
As an EFL teacher in Asia I've had so many. I once asked ppl to introduce themselves to me: name, age, where they live and something interesting about themselves. These are PhD students. oldest man in class my D is small but powerful can stay hard for more than 30 min.
If three generations live in a house in the USA, chances are good that at least one generation has already fought in a war for the USA, probably the grandfather and Vietnam, which could explain a possible lack of enough hands
One time in high school I had a teacher pull that "well if you want to talk so much why don't you get up and teach the class" And I instantly responded with Yes I'd love to pass me your lesson plans and I'll get started Teacher kind of blue screened because he didn't expect such an answer and eventually was just kind of like go do your work and be quiet
my ELA teacher in 7th grade had a list of funny things students said over the years. i made it on that list... "You could tell if i was on drugs because i would proably stop acting like i was on drugs.".. should i be proud or ashamed T-T
Even if the answers seem obvious there can be more than one correct answer…or in the case of people who went on [i]QI[/i] most of the things they thought they knew were wrong to the point of getting the Klaxon and a loss of 10 points. Five senses? Klaxon-we actually have at least eight. Longest animal in the world being the blue whale? Klaxon-it's actually the bootlace worm. Cows sacred in India? Klaxon-no animals are sacred in India as the word "sacred" is a Christian word. Mozart's middle name being Amadeus? Klaxon-it's actually Wolfgang.St. Bernard's carrying brandy? Klaxon-they carried milk. James Bond being a secret agent? Klaxon-he's an intelligence officer.
There is no poetic reason why the moon is female, apart from the fact that most poets write about women because love poems in earlier times were always a good way to make money with poetry. Poems about philosophy or politics, on the other hand, have higher quality standards and you had to find people who wanted to read them. The Greeks and Romans also wrote about the moon in different gender roles, but the Greek and Roman gods also all had the option of changing their gender, which they mainly did to make the orgies they celebrated on Mount Olympus more entertaining.
i’m black i worked with 6-8 year olds. it’s lunch time and one kid asked the other kids if they would rather go 100 years in the past or the future. one kid goes 100 years in the past cause he wanted to meet george washington (which…no) but another kid goes “yeah but if you go to the past then ms janeā (me) wouldn’t get to be our teacher cause she’ll be a slave” it took God Jesus and 33 angels to stop me from laughing uncontrollably
