Team Captain [7th Annual Saxxy Awards - Extended] 

I remember there was this one time I was playing TF2, I joined server but it was only me and this new player, I remember he was a Pyro. I was on Red while he was Blu, the match was “Payload” When the match started I first fired rockets at him, to which he tried avoid and he just stopped moving. I typed in chat “Use Airblast” he seems to understand what I mean and did an air blast. Next I told this new player that I will teach him how to air blast and I did. A few times he missed a few times to air blast my rockets (I’m a Soldier main) and he was low in Health, so I showed him where the health kits are. After a few tries he was able to deflect my rockets with the use of his airblast. And when the match was about to end I told him to push the cart so we can have more time to train. Next I chose Demoman and also taught him how to deflect his pipegrandes and same results he was able to deflect them. I also thought him to deflect the rockets of the sentry (side note: I was using the wrangler, so the sentry won’t kill him automatically) When the cart was on its last check point I allowed him to win. What he said in the chat makes me happy. He said “best teacher ever”. This makes me think I can be a good teacher. Yes this is true

i remember in my old crappy laptop i was new and some enemeys were helping me to practice spy class since some of the keyboards in the old laptop didnt work i had to change some where i couldnt reach it. and then one time in a match with the ones that helped me i pretended to be a teamate and tried to kill them as spy and i got killed cause i didnt know backstabs were more critical (thats when i was new) they were like that was a good effort cause they thought i was their real teammate. man i wish i friended thise people that helped me....

;-; u guys are lucky dat never happened to me

Same kinda happened to me, I wanted to master Sniper at some point, there was this idle server that was perfect for Sniper duels. Then there was this guy who frequented the server, he was a great sniper in my opinion, and although he never really taught me anything he still pretty much accepts when I want to duel with him. After dueling with him for many times, I started improving and he was happy about it. After that I just couldn't stop playing Sniper back then, but after like 2 years of not playing TF2 and coming back; playing as Sniper felt like the time I was still practicing Sniper, same with Soldier, I can't properly rocket jump when using him. Surprisingly I was only good with being a fat scout hahaha, had a lot of kills with him the last time I played.

When I joined a TF2 match, I was so noob my Steam deleted TF2.

LOL

I think they all want to switch that out of order medic with the helper medic

@@EclipzeMedic The Captain Medic knows what he's doing ^_^

it ain't a thanos snap, cause that medic is thoroughly dead.

4:51

sob sob "yeah.. yeah.." -Scout

**clap clap** -Engi

@@acidsquidz lmfao

Sure

*brings out a whip*

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People got confused when auto balanced

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I mean, last time we had a german leader, it didnt go so well

Sus

You know what I think that happend at the end? I think that the last Blu Medic that killed there lider who got autobalanced got vote kicked

@@matitheking7225 I understand nothing of what you just said... Eggman.

Can we just ignore the fact that teamkilling is not on

Lol

I motivated my team by saying LETS WIN

Better than Washington’s speeches

Lol

Did you saw scout?

Live and let spy

@@asid5067 But in that case he was the antagonist

yeah, usually in sfms medic is always behind a heavy healing him to god's content

There is one question, who is the main protagonist/character in tf2?

@@asid5067 I will create a robot army again, you just wait until I get the right moment.

Anyar it's not stereotypical, it's a fact, sadly

So true

But... 4:50 Technically he did...

I know it's overused but it's the truth.

still part of the team...even if he was executed.

He might have been trying to avoid the sniper in the battlements

I am pretty sure you can't crouch walk while spinning your minigun as heavy you can only crouch when spinning your minigun you can't walk while crouching and spinning your minigun

@@holdthis246 yeah thats right

Actually you can,just very slow.....

i suspect new minigun with that ability in near future

Hey you dropped this "medal of honor"

Drafted 😂 Also omg that’s so cool lol it’s just like this vid haha

no es happend, es happened no es learned me something es learned some things then es "Entonces" than es cuando la otra persona es mas o menos de algo, por ejemplo "he's better than us" o then "okay then we still have a problem" knew es en pasado know es en presente "he knew i was" "he knows i am" no es so he learned us es "so he TEACHED us" where es "donde" were es "fueron" no es sayed es "said"

@@rxzLKhxljYI55KK Muy bien, la gramática nazi se calma, ¿vale?

*dies by reading too much*

I think most of us would

Imagine going afk with that mid match and no one kills you (as a joke)

No... this thingh must me on afk's

I want it

@@qaisismail2662 we all do

Atleast try helping them instead of being angry at them for failing at every opportunity...

BlueKirby Also this is Team Fortress 2 we are talking about, this takes a lot of time and patience that you need to invents in to improve

It's worth to try at least BlueKirby

Nice spelling mistakes boy why don't you try to help these F2P losers hahaha

Okay I'm no tf2 coach but I try to coach them or even give a hat

sakamoto.

Or perhaps: Heavy: Rock, paper... Soldier: ROCKET!

NiDHiLiS wait. I know you from somewhere.....

ahh the rare "wait i know this anon" phenomenon pretty fucking rare to happen in this site

blue pancit canton and after I checked, I really know him

Ah, the old pointing out the obvious plot comment. Never fails to get likes.

Except for that one player who was idling the entire time up until the round was won.

Nice reference.

True Brudda good to know a fellow brudda has seen David Hatenborough

TF2 Comics reference. Nice

Thank you! I'll do my best!

actually... i kinda like it... it shows that... 'effort' one puts into their work... plus it kinda seperates it from other SFM's out there... it has that 'special charm' that distinguishes it

The Shpee Crab sorry but now its armoured authority soldiers rage at the new medics and is one of the reasons why tf2 is slowly dying

I agree. When a new player joins a server, most of the time they're vote-kicked after 1 round. We should be helping new players learn how to play, not discourage them from playing TF2.

Nice eye

JGM R6 actually it deems they won since they coordinated their attacks and the red team was playing individually, but thats a nice point

But that’s just a theory A game theory

This Snake in A Suit Out

@@rushiaisboingboing4957 Not really, imagine me trying to carry a team of new players with a single Uber, now that would be amazing. (It actually happened)

Nope, just another game of. Tf2, nothing to see here folks

He never was an AFK Medic in the first place, he's a CAMPER MEDIC!

Chekhov's gun

The AFK medic thought he was in a idle fast drop items server xD

*pins out of order sign on afk medic*

I’m sorry to ask this, but what does AFK stand for?

Ace in the Hole i kinda missed auto balance. Because I would be in a team of 3 going against 12 players. What i would do is only force auto balance when there is actually unbalanced teams

Fair point, but in my experience it seems matchmaking has gotten much faster from what I heard it used to be, so teams get rebalanced by new players joining relatively quickly. I say "from what I heard" because TBH I only started playing this game last December. Seems like a great year for my first Saxxy Awards though!

Ace in the Hole Matchmaking has gotten a lot better after meet your match. But that happens a lot during major updates. And this has my vote for the saxxys! Along with 20 other SFMs lol

Took the words right out my mouth. All of em...

you're talking about every team captain soldier I've ever met, tryharding and blames everything on his team, but the team captain medics I've seen are always nice to the new players and are REAL team captains

yea, remove autobalance or make it better. You right

Autobalance shouldnt be removed, instead it should be based off of a criteria, such as lowest points or lowest kills or somethin, or if someone is gonna get autobalanced, people can i either volunteer to change place and/or it will be by vote if the player should be autobalanced, then after that, the criteria will come into play.

Yeah if autobalence was removed it would be like 1 v 11

They sadly don’t bother updating or removing anything because they don’t work on the game anymore

@@randomhuman4317 U sure?

Same. We'll be locked down behind a wall, unable to push up, I'll be healing people *as they are actively being shot at*, and someone will waste time typing in the chat that they need healing. Hell, some days I even run the Amputator so that when those situations happen, I can heal 4 people at once and shut them up. I once even ubered a Pyro who destroyed a sentry nest and 5 people, to the dismay of the Trolldier who had demanded the Uber; when we later lost, he decided it was because I ubered Pyro instead of him. But it's all worth it for those moments where your pocket goes on a rampage and tops the scoreboard, and I appreciate every Heavy who has ever tossed me a sandwich.

@@BlueShellshock I got second spot on the leaderboard when I only had 8 hours on Medic

@CloverXivali HIYAH!!!!

@CloverXivali It's a line from the game

Wow, I think you're the first one to point that out. I didn't even notice that, lol.

Wow I never knew XD

MARASMUS I AM GOING TO PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR ASS!

That Dove Is A Spy

@@tonyforshyr9381 I heard they nerfed that in recent updates

im laughing

Wow

Darnit. No.

I tell you...that doesn't mean anything

your probably a demo main that hates scouts

Very not cool, Zasoc

Alexio Fan Of All Fandoms also the soldier fired 6 rockets with stock

Umm in the beginning they killed blue

They weren’t friendlies, they killed blue

@@rodrigo6flame603 basically what I said

6 ✖️ 6 ✔️

Dyna Stix123 true tho

Accurate

thats straight up facts

Well, it does. That's the whole point of bonk.

*2007

XD so true!

He must add this part

Is pablogonzales2007 a meme? Because i swear i've seen a pablo.gonzales.2007 before.

Pedrito.minecraft2004 has joined the game

Hold on let me check

Ok i find out and yeah that's ilegal

0,25 ok ammo 6

Thank you! It'll be live by midnight, I am sure ;)

Sam Rahbar i absolutely loved this. i can kinda relate to it as well

Other blu medic is a shitHead

HorusGamerYT only if your a good teacher i want a medic like that as my mentor

Thats Relatable

What?

Haha random = funny right guys guys hello anyone please oh god someone love me

@@notsogoodminion206 No

bro what i don't understand anything

Mr. Fuckup its somting we all can probably relate to in some way :D

Rock Papper Über!

@@kosmonavt3996 and rocket launcher

Dude it was tv that didn't have color

@@ninjaraymond3792 r/woosh

Ninja Raymond r/wooosh

Thank you

Thanos Wtf are you doing here!?

lmao

Cause the scene make me laugh

What ?? Yes of course, but cant you do it yourself ?? Just wait till i get home i will post a link

here it is, its .rar if you don't mind so you can choose a better shot the rar : www.mediafire.com/file/1dbg9n3cp4ltoyn/Team+Captain+%5BSaxxy+Awards+2017%5D.rar the scan : (if you don't trust me) www.virustotal.com/fr/file/f687c15731287a7117a80dc1afa7f6fd44b0942c7bd4d54b1e847f226b38c228/analysis/1520705025/

What ??

You want me to make another shot ?? I left some in the .rar i send (in TGA)

Greatdictator how has no one found ur comment yet? You legend

Thats the engineer, not the builder. And in the game, you actually upgrade the sentry by smacking it, but you gonna need metal for it.

Your probably new to tf2