Team Fortress 2: Trade servers in a nutshell

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EDIT 1: Comments are back up, stop annoying each other with trade requests, bragging and whatnot. Please.
EDIT 2: This video was made before the bonemerge tool was created.
EDIT 3: The community-created Mann Co. Supply Crate model didn't exist back then as well.
EDIT 4: Team Fortress 2 was NOT free-to-play and did NOT have strange weapons when this video was made and uploaded.
Main description: Based on daily happenings in TF2.
Have something good and people will want to get it at all (small) cost.
I just picked the HOUWAR for representing a rare hat.
Max's Head and Bill's Hat could've been an alternative, but those are tradable while the HOUWAR isn't (adds to the stupidity in asking for trading it). I know it gets tradable by using gift wrap, but whoever wastes money just for being able to trade something, is quite stupid.
I just noticed that I misspelled Earbuds, but most "MUST HAEV HATS! GIBE HATS PL0X!" idiots misspell it anyway.
There are no unusual hats in this video, because they are stupid Sniper magnets that make you look like a retarded Christmas tree.
The Soldier's Kabuto didn't make a sound when it hit the ground, because reasons. If that bothers you, throw something metallic on the ground at that part of the video.
Music: If you don't know the "The Legend of Zelda: The Ocarina of Time" soundtrack, then you better open a new tab, search for it on RU-vid and fill that gap in "education" ASAP.
If you care of course.

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@XG417 10 лет назад

lost it at the spy trying to trade his crates xD

@electric4354 10 лет назад

you forgot those tryhard snipers killing everybody they see

@T1mT1msen 10 лет назад

That map was pretty unprofitable for that.

@Attoszhun 9 лет назад

I so much miss the old trade servers where people actually came to trade...

@Doeboh 10 лет назад

Yep, instead of trading people what is available for trade, they want something else that I'm NOT trading. -_-

@leafblade2258 10 лет назад

Probably a true story, for me. headshots some random kid with a mic 3 times with my gold engie sniper rifle , he sends me trade for it, he offers a a fists of steel and a crate.

@MetaGrave 10 лет назад

I'd say poor Hoovy, but he's got earbuds and a Hat of Undeniable Wealth and Respect. He ain't poor!

@RudeReapxr 9 лет назад

Lol XD Spy killed me with his offer, And heavy's NO seemed funny to me

@johngregorigonzales2100 10 лет назад

1.i will give 1 scrap for your unusual burning team captain 2. i want that unusual bills hat or i will hack your account 3.i will give this hat for one of your crate choose wisley

@SaudDehan 10 лет назад

Lol i cant choose one of them Atleast theres no unusual bills hat...

@HabitualGaming 10 лет назад

2. id like to see him try

@johngregorigonzales2100 10 лет назад

*hacks account*

@uni3448 10 лет назад

3. depends what hat. and only for a shitty salvage.

@FlammenRund 10 лет назад

Saud Dehan There is at least one unusual bill's hat.

@alfrazalam101 10 лет назад

-crate- -crate- -crate- -crate-

@JCDenton2000 10 лет назад

I hate when people random trade me for my unusual I'm wearing. Just cuz Im wearing it, doesn't mean its for sale...

@endy9036 9 лет назад

So true. I was selling my demoman hat. Get a trade request, and the dude offers me 2 shitty hats for my maxes head. even though it's not for sale the least you can do is offer me something good

@OMalleyTheMaggot 10 лет назад

I hate this shit. If I'm *wearing* a hat, chances are I don't want to fucking sell it.

@SuperYente 10 лет назад

Spy added: Mann Co. Supply Crate Spy added: Mann Co. Supply Crate Spy added: Mann Co. Supply Crate Heavy: NO!!!! Trade got canceled

@TheTriforceCrusader 9 лет назад

Lol, pretty much. The other problem is that no one seems to have the items you want or wants to buy the items you are selling. Instead, they want the ones you are wearing or the ones you are using. For example, "Hey guys, selling a few stranges, trade me and see em". DUN DUN. *click* "Yo, I'll give ya 2 buds for your Strange KS Machina" "Nope, not for sale. These are" Trade cancelled by xX1337Xx. I hate that. I'm selling what I'm selling so that I can buy what I want to buy and the things I'm wearing/holding ARE NOT FOR SALE! Buy my other crap instead!

@riilhiiro 9 лет назад

So true. These people fucking piss me off.

@TheTriforceCrusader 9 лет назад

Dude, if I'm holding it, wearing it, or have it equipped, it's probably not for sale. Ya know???

@scapegoat4 10 лет назад

You forgot the guy who is selling something for a good deal, but people still lowball it. That is the main reason why I don't trade much anymore... I try and sell a black fast learner for a key flat and people tell me "the paint is worth nothing." When I check the person's profile, it almost always says they have >100 hours on the game, or somewhere in the 100s. It just saddens me that the entire point of trading - learning prices, learning the market, and "selling your stuff" in a smart manner - has been lost to the retardation of speadsheets and pricing guides where people blindly follow 'suggestions' rather than actively looking for recent sales and figuring out a good price by themselves. Hell, the other day I traded a guy and he wouldn't even follow a link I sent him which had the item he wanted for a good price, simply stating 'just tell me the prices.' He didn't suspect me of any scams or anything, he was simply too lazy to copy paste a link. It's this lazy fuckin' attitude that really makes me hate TF2's community trading wise, and that mixed in with a lot of people trying to pull a pawnshop-like deal (aka 90% off or no deal) is just disgusting. I know that AcesGamer holds a similar opinion, but goddamn... It's gotten worse, hasn't it.

@EGntertainment 10 лет назад

I agree that people just want to make as much profit as possible and are kinda assholes but maybe the guy you sent the link to was skeptical, maybe you were just some dude trying to give viruses to people it was simply a smart move in my eyes

@frankshang8718 10 лет назад

Most computers are protected with this thing called an anti-virus software of some sort and I'm pretty sure that guy had it too...

@oakcutter1313 10 лет назад

don't forget to pay the 'massive unusual overpay' if you want 1on1...

@pcslash5916 10 лет назад

Frank Shang Hey frank, What anti-virus software? o.O

@sscamc 9 лет назад

Because I click on every random link people send me in tf2.

@Grooby__ 10 лет назад

1:46 Best Part

@RudeReapxr 9 лет назад

Crate overload XD

@Neon_Texan 9 лет назад

Zaemon Daniels I was once that person.

@terencestark8044 10 лет назад

You forgot about the 'friendlys' whining for being killed.

@blupolo2389 10 лет назад

Because some people want to play the game different way and be just wierd then assholes destroy it.

@ubermedic9979 10 лет назад

Well most people that kill friendlys are f2p on trade servers

@Jake-rr9qr 10 лет назад

Uber medic more like people who dont read the chat when i dont want to fight on my favorite trade server there is always at least 1 fucking guy whos an bitch whos ignorant of chat

@pcslash5916 10 лет назад

jake riley-cross Key weapons an f2p uses: Machina BrassBeast Default Flame Thrower Natascha

@Jake-rr9qr 10 лет назад

PcSlash and they dont use that

@K4NDY_K4INA 9 лет назад

I was expecting Demopan with "Stout ShaKO! For for two two refined!" Gotta love him. The good thing was that I saw it in the thumbnail. Glad that I clicked the video! x3

@iblobtouch 9 лет назад

Ah 2011, back when keys were 2ref and we got more than just re-skins every update, not just whenever Valve feels the game is losing interest. Now keys are 14ref and we have end of the line which added F***ing ducks, a shameless cash grab that re-used the duck model and sounds from the halloween update. On an unrelated note Fun fact, i used to be that spy and traded away all the duplicate crates i had, turns out some of those were worth a key because some of them had items worth over 2 keys.

@TioMegamanX 9 лет назад

So the items are set when you get the crate? I thought the item was set at random when you opened it.

@iblobtouch 9 лет назад

VanFanel1980mx It lists the items you can get on it :3

@TioMegamanX 9 лет назад

Yes, but it still doesn't guarantee a good one, most items apparently are not even worth a single key, at least in my experience, that Valve conference I saw long ago didn't take into account how the marketplace has some stuff for really cheap.

@ToaKoran 10 лет назад

"Trading vintage rift axe for 20 refined or 10 keys"...my..god.. the sudden realization that this was back when keys were 2 refined.. 20 refined today will get you just a bit over 2 keys..My how the economy has changed..

@just4skyrim 10 лет назад

itll get you almost three keys... keys are 7.33 - 7.66

@ToaKoran 10 лет назад

Well, when I put up that message, keys were 8.33 refined so neither I nor you are wrong. Though I can honestly say I am thankful keys are going DOWN in price for once.

@dylanpage7266 10 лет назад

nowdays that vintage rift axe price would be a huge scam

@oneworldcommunity117 10 лет назад

now its 9.33

@ToaKoran 10 лет назад

LegoGod663 I've seen people selling keys for 10.33.. I mean good god, why are people so darn greedy in tf2 now (disregarding world wide greed right now) I still sell keys for 5.33 because I feel anything above that is a ripoff, I mean.. just why.. It doesn't help that buds are once again in a state of constant descending prices.

@Roadkilledhorse 10 лет назад

the mann co crate spy is me

@T1mT1msen 13 лет назад

Yeah, for people who care: I just met a kid who wanted 2 weapons (Boston Bacher and Homewrecker) for a Sandvich. It said "On that way I make profit". When I traded with someone else for only 1 weapon, it raged and screamed like someone stole its lollipop.

@95wave43 10 лет назад

"trading vintage rift ax for 20 REF or 10 keys" man times have changed

@PasitherusGames 10 лет назад

I feel bad for spy

@brawlerdude555 11 лет назад

TF2Outpost in a nutshell

@NomoregoodnamesD8 10 лет назад

*spits out milk* You gotta be kidding me! No trade server even has trades going, only snipers fighting each other from each own's spawn.

@Bakagiraffes 11 лет назад

I love how the heavy was trading since it's always almost true.

@HeroWolfMod 11 лет назад

Love how the heavy was quiet before the spy added the 3rd box, then he shouted "NO!"

@KoOkiEzRoCkz 9 лет назад

Wheres the token crafting guy?

@T1mT1msen 9 лет назад

KoOkiEzRoCkz Who the fuck crafts tokens these days? I mean okay, there are some people who want to have *everything* or at least *as many different things as possible*, but tokens? "Yo, this page has Scout items, but *just* in case I made a token so everyone knows which class can wear the Bonk Helm if they check my inventory!"

@T1mT1msen 9 лет назад

NitestonePlays Good for you.

@nitestoneplays9251 9 лет назад

@KoOkiEzRoCkz 9 лет назад

WOOHOO CONGRATS

@Based_Tobias_ 11 лет назад

This is 100% accurate...I love how people on Trade Servers think that Guillotine/Sandman is a F2P loadout when it's one of the harder combos to pull off consistently.

@treesarehackers3488 10 лет назад

After 3 years, this is still pretty accurate

@DoktorVicTim 13 лет назад

Little did the poor Heavy know that the Spy wanted to trade 5 boxes for one Black Box. And they all contained Unusuals and one Mad Milk....

@THEMO918 11 лет назад

The concept of spy paying with crates alone to get buds or the HOUWAR is hilarious.

@zackthomas6033 9 лет назад

This accurately sums up trading in tf2. There will always be that one guy that doesn't know what each wep/hat is worth, or the guy trying to scam you with cheap weps, and that guy trying to get rid of his crates.

@joeclay9683 9 лет назад

ending= greedy sharkers in a nutshell

@droque45 10 лет назад

I have had enough emotional and physical pain to understand this. Good Video.

@Davtwan 13 лет назад

This is why I only have three trading servers on my favorites list. They're the only ones that GO anywhere. (The stuff that happens in this video still happen. It's just that the people are much easier to deal with, and things get done a lot faster.) Extra hint: Never get on a trading server with a backpack mod and very patient players unless you want to be stalked forever.

@suzuki3205 9 лет назад

LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN SPY WAS TRADING LOLOLOLOL

@The_SilverMane 13 лет назад

Fits it 100%. I get random tradeinvites every 5 minutes because of my hat and I'm not even on a trade server. Trading this, trading that. Sometimes I wish they would just reset the game to 0: No hats, no new weapons, no trading, nothing.

@brettcarlson2030 8 лет назад

Why do I see scout shakos in all of these trade servers in a nutshell videos?

@T1mT1msen 8 лет назад

Because it was a nice meme back then.

@Raiidude 11 лет назад

You got a sub for this, ive seen this on every single trade server ive ever been on. Also, the part with spy trading crates makes me laugh everytime XD

@bryguy13514 11 лет назад

I can relate to this so much, as far as to the fact that my cousin is the type that thinks he can convince anyone with his stupid crates and theyre not even salvaged

@isaacrodley5356 10 лет назад

music from Zelda

@OfficialDeathdog 11 лет назад

I died laughing when spy started adding crates to the trade.

@AlaniLTD 9 лет назад

Still alot better than now when on every trading server there is just f2p's and some playing entirely competitive

@codefreak8 10 лет назад

Every time I try to sell my shit, people either trade me trying to sell THEIR shit, or they try to buy 40+ of my weapons for a hat, because some people probably fall for that.

@thecursor123 10 лет назад

Pro-tip If you are not gonna trade hats but only unique weps, go scrap-banking.

@HanMew 10 лет назад

But you wouldn't get a wep for a wep. Youd be paying 2 for 1.

@thecursor123 10 лет назад

Well i am reverse banking and i get 1 for 1.

@Jake-rr9qr 10 лет назад

if you are selling hats for 1 rec more than it is i was gonna sell a bonk helm for 1.66 (max price) then i found a guy and i thought: "hmmm, 2 ref for meh!" and i succsessfully sold it (one of the things he gave me was a football helm so i sold that for 1.33 accidently then i asked the guy for 1 extra rec soon after then by super luck he gave me a bucket of Mann co orange paint!)

@gaabrrable 10 лет назад

Scrap.tf

@trdl23 13 лет назад

By the way, fave'd and subscribed. This was bloody hilarious -- and so true.

@ThatOneMotherfucker 10 лет назад

dont you hate it when people wants your item and they get butthurt when you are not selling it?

@m.tammekivi 10 лет назад

LOL ya.

@Mr_Fancypants 10 лет назад

had that so many times :I

@NinjaStar531 10 лет назад

Random Trader: "Can I have your Bonk Boy?" Me: "No it's not for sale." Random Trader: "Please." Me: "No." Random Trader: "PLEASE!" Me: "NO!"

@m.tammekivi 10 лет назад

NinjaStar531 Yea, piss that. Even worse are the F2Ps thinking that hats aren't a big deal and just go beg for them, especially the kids on the microphone.

@Mr_Fancypants 10 лет назад

NinjaStar531 and they allways end the trade with something like: f*ck you. Or the classic: You suck!

@kbdbr3335 9 лет назад

0:25 Painis , Painis , Painis , Painis

@Spycrab777 13 лет назад

This happens to me as well, it seems people suffer from "I can't readosis" I type "Selling some hats and items for offers-send trade" and all people's minds proccess are the words "trade" and they have no reason why they send me a trade for.

@KingVirus68 10 лет назад

I get the same thing; I go on trade servers to sell hats/buy strange parts, and I keep getting trades from people who want my stranges or want to sell me a bunch of crappy weapons.

@king57339 10 лет назад

Trah Ding Blawk Boux Fourh Mahd Milk

@Mityr 10 лет назад

this isactuallyaccurate

@PinoyPogiman 13 лет назад

yea, almost every trade server comes equipped with a begger, a swindler, and a troll but its how kids give up for something that would require more

@hotrodthe1 9 лет назад

What was so special about the milk?

@T1mT1msen 9 лет назад

Heavy did not have it.

@broosbit 11 лет назад

It is an achievement hat, from "alien swarm" the hat is called alien swarm parasite, and it is painted brown.

@Maxjk0 10 лет назад

this happens whenever im looking for a specific weapon to play the game with

@alexpreface 10 лет назад

Weird, your forgetting the kids who mic spam on these servers, and the trolls and or trolldiers that run around instantly killing people out of no where and the unusual wearing players sitting in spawn switching hats with each other for the entire period of the video, with a sandwich, holiday punch, heavy running in the middle with mic spammers using music and or sound bytes re-enacting GayPeniz

@joxxpertlokendero9740 10 лет назад

true story

@SpinoRexzillaEN25 10 лет назад

This always happens... I was selling REF for a Cremators conscience and a person invited me to a trade and then he said in chat " What is that" I asked him "What? The Refined?" And then he said " OMG KID THE CREMATORS CONSCIENCE" I quit the trade after I said " Why did you trade me to ask me what the item was..." It's hard to find a item without so many other trades for other items you have or someone asking what it is, OR asking for alot more... After a long time SOMEONE finally got me it, it took me hours of useless trades

@e.k4320 10 лет назад

sooo true

@Megasergio92 13 лет назад

True story... Most of the times I've went to a trade server they often ask for hats, keys or metal...

@fireflyhighh 9 лет назад

Silly video no one trades on trade servers it's a conga fest for 7 year olds

@fireflyhighh 9 лет назад

Well I joined steam in mid January 2012

@T1mT1msen 9 лет назад

Jordan Berger And this video is from May 2011. Your point is... ?

@fireflyhighh 9 лет назад

That I joined mid January 2012?

@T1mT1msen 9 лет назад

Jordan Berger That still doesn't give the Conga taunt time travelling abilities.

@luizausiza 9 лет назад

Tim Timsen Welp, that burnt...

@AtillaTheFun1337 10 лет назад

People like the sniper and pyro constitute 87% of trade servers in my experience... The worst part is when they decline a 3 hat for one deal.

@ThehungryZombie1 12 лет назад

i always laugh when i see the spy trying to trade the crates with a creepy smile on his face

@trainknut 9 лет назад

Sometimes I feel like the spy, then I unbox a hat and i feel like heavy.

@T1mT1msen 11 лет назад

As the title says, I witness it, it doesn't happen to me, because I disabled trade invites from strangers.

@bowserandluigiteam2 11 лет назад

That moment when you have a boston boom-bringer and EVERYONE trade you to get it...

@GoodGuyNero 12 лет назад

And this is why i only trade within my community unless i want something real fast.

@T1mT1msen 11 лет назад

To beg for free stuff. They can't give items, but they can receive them.

@T1mT1msen 11 лет назад

"5 keys for my hat, price is firm, don't lowball or I report u lol!"

@SadButter 12 лет назад

from what i've seen about 90% or more of the time i've spent in trade servers there's always hat, strange and vintage trading as well as that one person who's trying to sell crates, but barely any normal weapon trading. Also there are people who own cars only to show them off instead of driving them.

@steveblauwk1632 10 лет назад

Back When trading was simple, and there were more weapons than hats in the goddamn game. good times... good times.

@thatjack4SSpatapon 12 лет назад

I totally agree. Sort of like 1 weapon = 2 weapons because that makes sense. Its like saying one dollar = 5 dollars

@deimos9358 10 лет назад

This happens to me everyday like i sell 3 items worth 3 buds and somone puts a crate

@CriticalQuit 13 лет назад

I stopped trading when I wanted to try to get a Killer's Kabuto but EVERYONE was that Pyro. They expected triple value for everything they were trading away.

@SadButter 12 лет назад

Someone really should make a trade server where trading hats and strange weapons results in a kick or ban

@T1mT1msen 11 лет назад

That place where people want 6 refined for their shitty hat and say "Price is firm"? Well, to each their own.

@MahBonk 13 лет назад

In the battlefield we trade bullets and rockets. No silly hats.

@T1mT1msen 13 лет назад

@OluapPlayer Your friends can't have everything you're looking for, except you accept every single friend invite from people you totally don't know.

@DuneScripts 11 лет назад

Spending those 20 dollars on a hat (or anything else in the Mann. Co store) helps Valve keep the game up and running, if anything, the people who don't spend money in the Mann. Co store are the ones to be shamed.

@awexsome2034 13 лет назад

Ugh... the sniper ones are the most annoying. One time on a 24/7 2fort server to kill some time and wanted the heavy steak sandvich to screw around with. Got into trade with some guy and offered him a scrap metal or two. He wanted Bills hat for it. STOOPID. The crate guys you just feel bad for.

@VenomJack1 11 лет назад

thank you for pointing out how ridiculous trading is on tf2 most of the times. I always hate going on trade servers when I'm looking for the weapons I like.

@Arktomys 11 лет назад

You forget the 'overpay in items' and 'don't add me' part.

@freshpanda88 10 лет назад

if the heavy has such valuable hats/items he's obviously going to know what there worth. so why on earth did they even bother tradeing with him?! greed? stupidity? inexperience? (love the video by the way.)

@Arnþor 13 лет назад

Oh yeah, I also hate it when people start sending you random trade request during a real match and when you go into it all they do is throw a bunch of random items and ask you what you will give for them. The part with the heavy that wanted the mad milk cracked me up. I don't understand how people seem to not understand that nothing else is for fucking trade! I don't trade hats, ever! Only weapons!

@MadSpectro7 12 лет назад

This was my experience with trade servers shortly after buying Brink.

@Max1996YT 12 лет назад

well, a key is all it takes to turn something worthless into something thats (maybe) rare and valuable

@ryansample6360 11 лет назад

Either that, or he personally had a high demand for them.

@T1mT1msen 11 лет назад

It's actually shit, because you either die before you get to throw it at someone or you die right after throwing it and everyone else gets healed.

@sashkod 13 лет назад

the name of the video should be : "Team fortress 2 today"

@WachaooGames 11 лет назад

Trade servers in a nutshell- A bunch of free to plays murdering each other on a tiny map.

@BargainbinMac 13 лет назад

Just cause we wear the stuff in the server, does not mean we want to trade it away!

@HelpingCyrus2 11 лет назад

When someone asks for one weapon for another weapon, DO NOT EXPECT TWO WEAPONS!!!!!!

@maximal881 10 лет назад

This actually happened to me. A guy wanted mad milk for black box, i told him i know it is a joke, but he was confused. I gave it for free. Best trade ever.

@grungemaniacman 12 лет назад

I can agree, as far as I've seen, this is trading in a nutshell really

@TerrinUK 13 лет назад

moral of the story dont wear anything your not trading when going to a trade server

@Totallynotkyubey 12 лет назад

I dunno, never really had that many "off topic offers" . But they always, always want more, and then leave when I tell them to stuff it -w-

@EnterTheSLENDER 11 лет назад

if you put your ear up to a shell, you may be able to hear a PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS PAINIS

@T1mT1msen 13 лет назад

@HESHRocketWarhead The requests for it have stopped since I got the HOUWAR. Now people want that instead. I already got offers like 2,500 dollars or 50 hats or 20 games of my choice. Too bad that I want to keep it. It always reminds me of the game Octopus (Game & Watch). Ahh, good times...