Techno's Guide to Hypixel Skywars 

I always use Armorer ;_;

How i die in skywars: Other players: 15% Lag: 25% The Void: 60%

Roses are red, PVP ain’t new, 1 issue is, My opponent watched this too

Technoblade 2016: "skywars is based on tactics" Technoblade 2020: "skyblock is based on tactics" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

"I'm Bad at PvP" *proceeds to kill everyone on the server then die in 2nd, and then proceeds to blame it on Obama*

Can any1 else just imagine Technoblade wearing reading glasses, sitting in a comfy chair by a fireplace, reading that note? xD

Technoblade:"I'm bad at pvp" Also Technoblade: wins minecraft monday 2 weeks in a row Also Technoblade: wins $100k 1v1 against dream

What technoblade said: kits, perks and strat What i learned: messy inventory = good

Technoblade : "I'm bAD aT pVP" Me Wondering what I am then... Edit: Rest In Peace

"money doesnt matter" - rich people "looks dont matter" - attractive people "pvp doesnt matter in skywars" - technoblade, pvp god

4:18 I guess he lives this time... *guy comes out of no where, stabs him then returns to his cave*

Techno: Calls random people nerds Also Techno: Farms potatoes for up to 12 hours a day.

I unironically felt my heart skip when he fell off

If people start sucking less at skywars now I'm gonna be sad.

the nostalgia is strong holy I remember literally taking notes on this and the only kit unlocked I had was enchanter and I was so happy that it wasn't considered awful.

Pov: its 2024, its been 2 years since he died, you are rewatching all his content, complimenting his strategies, you love his content, you are laughing at his orphan jokes and are really really missing him. Techno Never Dies R . I . P

Step 1: Have hot elbows Step 2: Drink your sweat Step 3: Buy the best keyboard and mouse money can buy. Step 4: Only use Skins of Ghouls or famous RU-vid PvPers. Step 5: Use a PvP Resource pack Step 6: Drink mountain dew an eat only doritos Step 7: Your username must consist of numbers and Xs to show people your mathematic PvP skills.

That intro made me a better person. Thank you.

"Get Good" -Sun Tzu, The art of war

“If you’re under the age of 4, then, umm... I’m impressed, but I don’t think I can help you.” -Technoblade

This guide was actually helpful, I think I’m watching it wrong

we will all miss you Techno Gone but never forgotten..

ahhh the days before energix

MY NAME BERRY ALLEN

He temporarily forgot the first rule to winning Skywars: Don't fall off the map, and you'll win.

i remember back in 2018, back when i sucked so hard on skywars ( i didn't even know you could hold down m2 XD). Then I went to youtube for some help and found this channel, He taught me how i could be better at skywars, giving me all of the different tactics he used in skywars and GUESS WHAT I still suck at skywars. But i did stay loyal to Technoblade for the upcoming years. He did so many great things, like killing everyone's favorite youtubers in a championship made by keemstar. He won a duel with dream. He won a great potato war against some squidkid. And most importantly he made millions of people smile, including me :). RIP technoblade 1999-2023 is gone but not forgotten.

0:30 ah so thats where skeppy got his intro.

2:05 You get 4 wins to every loss technically, it's not a set base but instead how it compares to your losses.

Why is this the most cleanest enderpearl transition? 12:08

RU-vid: Ah yes, i should recommend this 4 years later, even though i've seen it before, mhm...

"dont walk off the map by yourself" hey tom lets jump down together because technoblade said so!

Calls him garbage Asks for a guide Seems Legit

Technoblade: Show people how to speed bridge.. Also Technoblade: Ow.. The tree is blocking my dream

Ok Techno, I legit took the advice from this video and I win almost 1/20 sw games. Compared to the near 1/80 before, this is great!

I love the "subscribe nerds" lol

its been 3 years... AND I Still haven't mastered this play style

0:23 *Budderbacca24 will remember that...*

‘Don’t be an idiot’ *Well, I failed that one-*

7:00 i thought he was talking about kids because i didn't pay attention.

Lol after this video, I got five kills in one game and then failed the enderpearl to the last guys island... Then I fell into the void ;_; Thats always great

When your kit doesn't even make the list ;-;

Techno still coming in clutch. Fly high Alex

4:50 that dude emerged from the shadows and went back into the shadows

Now as you can see- _ad plays_

I would like to point out that Skeppy was no where on that leaderboard.

I will always be grateful that you uploaded this video it actually helped me on skywars Rip bro 🖤

Lol I just realize after watching this for the 90th time that he typed Berry Allen instead of Barry Allen lol

“Don’t be an idiot.” Oh, so I shouldn’t be playing this game?!

Lmao "I mean, your garbage!"

first video i ever watched from technobalde may you rest easily kind soul

2016: Techno's Guide to Hypixel Skywars 2019: How to become a GOD at SKYWARS in THREE EASY STEPS! (EMOTIONAL) (EPIC) *I almost died*

Jesus can walk on water. Watermelons are 92% water. I can walk on watermelons. I am 92% Jesus.

The first video I ever watched. Sad to see him gone. Technoblade never dies 🕊🕊

The first Technoblade video I ever saw... RIP

My guide: Step 1: QUICK LOOT Step 2: RUSH TO MID Step 3: GET ENDER PEARLS Step 4: WRECK EVERYONE BY BLOCK HITTING Step 5: WIN!!!!!!

Rest In peace techno 😞

I lost hope at when he said "Don't be a idiot"

"get good", thank you, you changed my life technoblade

rest in peace Techno. we will always remember you

“I’m bad at pvp!” people: *proceeds to make the same genre of joke 50 times in the comments section*

the first techno vid i watched. his personality hooked me

technoblade is a truly a chad its sad we have lost him rest in peace techno

My first every video i watched of you. Rest easy Techno 🕊

Technoblade: if it was really about pvp, do you think I’d be winning? *Technoblade becoming the best pvper a couple years later*

I will still watch this. I will win skywars. I will get good. We love you Alex!

my problem: *everyone has 827261717 eggs and 2726548 snowballs and the second i step on a bridge i fall. is it just me-*

3:21 Technoblade: You should give yourself a chance Also Technoblade: Proceeds to kill an innocent child... (he left the game salty LMAO)

I would say this is one of the best guides out there for me, I do miss you Techno Rest In Peace

What about for the people who don't have optifine and a 5000$ computers?

Why did you rate armorer as bad? I use it a lot because on the chance that you don't get a chestplate or leggings it pretty much saves the game for you. The gold pants don't help a ton but they're still a 1.5 armor bar bonus over nothing, and if you don't get a chestplate you managed to get 2.5 armor bars you wouldn't have gotten otherwise. Obviously it doesn't have much kit potential since all of your gear gets replaced, but you're not gonna get to a point where kit potential matters if you die in 3 crits. It's kinda how farmer gives the insurance pants, but armorer covers the chestplate as well (though admittedly both pieces are weaker)

Rest In Peace Alex. I’ll never forget

people who got reccomended this 7 years later 👇🏻

(5:06) R.I.P. Techno blade 2016-2016 Where: Dwarven Skywars Map Last Words: Blah blah blah sloppy blah blah

Person: Technoblade bad at pvp 2020 Technoblade: Are u sure about that

Rest in Peace Technoblade

“Just do the bridge thing” thank you technoblade, I’m now one of the best players in existence because of that one sentence

I watched this full 13 minute video and all I learned was to keep your volume at a decent *BLASTING* setting. Quality

"Turn up your volume to be able to hear the nerd behind you" The deaf people: And I took that personally

I am in awe of how techno manages to get that win rate. Mine’s 1 out of 4 and I thought that was good. But then I see other people- sheesh!

Honestly techno's voice was so soothing in the first two and a half minutes I feel like I'm actually falling in love with him

"Im just some nerd to you" -objectively one of the best pvpers

R.I.P techno will miss you

Comes back in 2019 . . . Like if your from the future

"4 years ago" : i suck at pvp "4 years later" : *becomes the #1 Pvp god*

this probably the first techno vid i watched after dying continuously so i searched a guide didnt know he would end up becoming my escape from anxiety and depression i miss him so much

Technoblade: *Fells Down The Void* Also Technoblade: "And that's how you win skywars."

Nostalgia hypixel sign click in skywars ogs remember

man thanks a lot i learnt pvp is just not about just heading straight into ur enemy, its about using ur BRAIN

Miss you dude

I got good but still nothing is happening :(

Techno: Talking about pvp Chat: "Pls notice me senpai"

someone in 2024😢

12:07 IDK WHY BUT WHEN HE TURNED AROUND IT WAS SO SMOOTH LIKE HE DIDNT EVEN TP

5:28 "plez notice me senpai"

I miss him

We will miss you techno blade

Bro I’m gettin taught by a dead man. I always sort my inventory after I gain all the loot in my chests and then just immediately get rushed and I can never get to mid without dying cause it’s the middle of the match. Thanks legend for these lessons

Techno: Talks about Enderman kit *skeppy joins the chat*

rip king

The best guide I've ever found 10/10 would watch another 15 times