Technoblade Funny Moments During War in Dream SMP. 

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?" "A LOT OF THINGS!" I felt that

I found it hilarious how much dream sounded like a child: "well you got to blow something up so now I want to blow something up"

Tommy being struck by lightning should have been cannon. RNGesus struck him down.

I just noticed the sheer amount of wither skulls techno has, he had atleast 2 stacks like my goodness

Wlibur: Tommy I want u to bring me back to live Tommy: Wha-*Strucked by lighting God:That a No from me

Jack: "I've lost too much please don't do this." Techno: "Tell you what, I'll give you some MOTIVATION to pick it up faster." *Spawns wither on his stuff*

(tommy gets f*cked by lightning) technoblade: SO LONG THESEUS

techno: chases ponk PONK: AGGRAVATED CAT NOISES

“Laughing outside crying inside” -Dream suffering from succes

i just skipped class to watch this and it was worth it 10/10 Lol

It finally makes sense why ponk slowly snuck up on techno and just looked at him. Because he’d already been murdered like 3 times lmao

Alternate title: Technoblade bullying Ponk

It'd be funny if he was killed and they rejoiced that they had the stack of wither heads then he comes back with the second stack

When Techno said I’m getting JFK’d I lost it

GUESS WHO'S GENTLY GLIDING TOWARDS YOU, PONK.

Tommy: *thousand yard stare of hurt* *gets struck by lightning* Tommy: Gotta break character!

8:08 when techno was going to say "tubbo is gone crabrave" suddenly quackity went from smiling to frowning

7:18 "what is wrong with you!?" "A lot of things"

god doesn't want tommy to bring wilbur back to life

6:22 So sad how no one got the Office reference

Technoblade: "I think the real government are the friends we made along the way." Dream stans: "I guess we're anarchists now"

6:39 It was at this moment that Jackmanifold knew *He messed up*

10:15 Tommys face looks so sad, he is so loyal to La'Manberg. RIP

“I’m gettin’ jfk’d nooo” I legit turned this into a term between my friends now

Techno having a fight with SapNap was probably my favorite part of the SMP War-

I really hope Tommy being struck by lightning is both canon and in the animatics. Instead of killing him, its fuels his rage and makes him stronger!

When he drank a potion and started floating and said: i wouldn't be an end boss if i didn't level up halfway or something like that was too funny

Wilbur giving tommyinnit a good speech:🤔 Zeus: *Everybody hates him, why not?*

Techno: Kills Ponk 5 times Ponk: "Just stop already."

I remember watching this live, it twas awesome.

"GO BACK TO NOT UPLOADING VIDEOS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!" Technoblade - 2021

8:08 Look at Quackity's face in the tab

This is 2022 the day after techno died he is forever in our hearts

I felt so bad for dream :( Techno should pay more attention to dream. because Dream loves him lol

His sword is called “Orphan Obliterator”

1:19 did just techno called dream sir or am i deaf?

"I'm getting jfk'd" - techno "WHAT!"-quackity

The built up to the big fight with 23 ppl and it was gonna be a 3v 19 was so hype and then when the event finally started and it was a 3v5 it was kind wack to be honest

Bro I'm gonna miss him way too much than anyone..

When he said welcome to the youngest anarchy server in mc i died there xD

8:08 QUACKITY SKIN, LOOK AT HIS FACE LOL

You all here after his death to enjoy this masterpiece?🙏😢

Rest in peace king. Technoblade never dies

can we start a petition for dream to have friends? #LETDREAMHAVEFRIENDS

Tommy's POV: **important lore stuff** Lightning: "You know what would be hilarious?"

10:26 And that’s how he became the fastest man alive

0:49 I love the picture wilbur and tommy are like brothers

6:20 the turns have tabled, WHAT?

What about "We can cover this up with dirt and the next battle for L'Manberg is going to be a huge game of spleef."

“That was my thing you ripped me off!” Tommy: Can we just get to the rp

I like the way Ponk screams😂😂

Technoblade after exploding while l'manberg: Speedrunner vs 4 Hunters (Grand Finale)

10:19 I spit out my drink from laughter when tommy got struck by lightning lol

Techno: Oh no im getting JFK'd Quackity: your getting what ?!! Obviously the non americans won't get the reference

I love when Tommy got struck by Lightning BadBoyHalo said in chat “Roasty Toasty” lol

tommy: gets struck by lightning while admiring the anarchy Techno: SOLONG THESEUS techno again: EVEN GOD HATES HIM

"Every time I see you you have less armor" is such a hardcore insult 😂

6:21 Techno: **picks up sword called “orphan obliterator”**

techno actually got to a heart and a half at one point XD

I just had a mental image of Phil being struck by lightning in hardcore

10:24 Covid 19 be like

Seeing Dream and Techno near each other is kinda scary even when there joking

"What is wrong with you?" "Well, a lot of things"

He already had 9 buckets in his chest but still made another 2

3:05 "Orphan Obliterator" WHAAAT-

1:51 Dream - Mask So you can see I'm tryin' You won't see me cryin' I'll just keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) And it just keeps on pilin' It's so terrifying But I keep on smilin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good) I've been carin' too much for so long Been comparin' myself for so long Been wearin' a smile for so long, it's real So long, it's rеal, so long, it's real

Dream I want friends - stands outside crying

She is like whats wrong with u? Techno:A LOT OF THINKS😂

4:59 wait, techno has a bedrock in his EChest? idk how he got one i didn't watched every live of dream smp but i just released it now

I love- absolutely love that they were genuinely offended for the bees😭😂

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you (Ooh, give you up) (Ooh, give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching, but You're too shy to say it Inside, we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

ok, but imagine this happening if the dream smp had a movie: wilbur: * having an intense lore moment * tommy, i want you to revive me. tommy: what? *dies from lightning* wilbur: wtf

Edward in the background- I-....

"Im getting jfk." Whaaaat.

Dreams, Phil’s and Techno’s friendship is amazing 🥲

Techno doesnt need an elytra... all he needs is feather falling and a trident-

2:58 what does getting JFKed mean??

“WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU” “A lot of things!” That made me laugh so much

When your so powerful but the Efficiency 5 netherite shovel is your only weakness.

1:49 *_I wear a mask with a smile for hours at the time_*

Just had to clip to tommy laughing as much as everyone else about him getting struck by lightening just to show they aren’t just senselessly bullying a child

Lmao I just realized Techno has a Bedrock in his Ender Chest

Anti-house... you could say techno was home-ophobic

Dream does not want friends he wants house

I rlly love how Bad was like "Roasty toasty" when Tommy was struck by lightning, it's so funny to me

“How the turns table” -JackManifold .,. Isn’t is how the tables have turned?

What if Ghostbur wanted you to revive him But god said No.

All canon deaths (or what should be) Jchlatt = heart attack Wilbur = murdered by Phil (kinda) Tommy (this should be canon) = struck by lightning

Techno blade had bedrock in his chest

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! a lot of things!

Am I the only one who's gonna address the fact that Techno's sword is called "*Orphan Obliterator*?"

When i watched Tommy stream: me:oh that is sad… When i watched techno stream during war:me:LOL

Quackity's derpy skin ruins all the serious moments lmao

He lives up that mood alot :)

Tommy: **Serious** Techno: "GO BACK TO NOT UPLOADING ANY VIDEOS"

10:36 Wilbur:bring me back to life tommy 10:37 god:not happening today suckers

I think that in the day we have a collective hallucination about his death on the SMP, the last thing he'll say will be a joke about the situation, ruining the mood of the moment. that would be magnificent.

Thecno: "killing ponk" Ponk: NAWwWW PlSSsSsS

Captain puffy : what is wrong with you? Technonlade : a lot of things 7:19

Okay but why was Dreams impression of Techno so spot on??