Technoblade vs lvl 25 spider_animatic 

"I'm hitting ten mil even if I'm dead" has a wonderful energy behind it

Technoblade just went full English major

Spider: Techno, I have the high ground Techno: you underestimate my power Spider: don’t try it! Techno: screams, flies through the air and impales the spider

Lmaooo, mans had a whole war ark against a spider

Phil’s worst enemy is a baby zombie and technos is a spider... it’s all coming together

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES

How is this like the most Techno thing I have EVER seen?

"it's over technoblade, i have the high ground!" "you underestimate my power!"

Fighting a spider is what his life’s training has led up to. Edit: thank you so much for the likes!

And that’s how techno trained to fight dream for 100k hopefully he critted the spider out with 1.8 combat mechanics

"I'm hitting 10 million even if I'm dead" that aged far better than I wish it did

Bruh techno just started quoting the litany of fear from dune lol

OMG WE WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE MAKING A COMIC AND YOU MADE IT AS ANIMATIC POOOGGG

"I must not fear. Fear is the mind killer" - Paul Atreides, Dune

I just... you can't be gone. There's still so many spiders to battle and the world needs you Techno.

why is Techno's dramatic poetry over the most simple shit so relatable?? the other day I almost fell off my chair and wrote like 20 messages describing in detail on a public discord how I saw my life flash before my eyes and felt the momentum throw my chest into my head--

“I hitting 10 mil, even if I’m dead.” That hits really hard now.

*”I fear no man..But that thing, it scares me”* -Technoblade

Technoblade: 1v3 with a pickaxe Also Technoblade:

I'm sorry Techno, the spider has my +200% defence boost. Your gonna need a really big stick.

Me being scared when i see spider: Brother come here theres a spider Brother walks in: bruh

“I’m hitting 10 mil, even if I’m dead” I just wanna appreciate that he did see 10mil, and that’s strangely wholesome to me

“ITS OVER TECHNOBLADE! I HAVE THE HIGHT GROUND!” “YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER!” “hits spider with fly swatter

“Im hitting 10 mill even if im dead” Damn that hit hard.

"I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead" this... just became 10x sadder I'm just glad he got to see his channel surpass 10 mil before... guess we gotta get him to 20 mil now...

Techno's English major powers are emanating menacingly.

"I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead" -Technoblade

“Im hitting 10 mil even if im dead” Thats literally the most Techno thing ever lmaooo

Sees spider: Me:... FoxNews:”Today a building was burnt down the reason why? A simple spider issue” Me probably sitting in jail:

Remember when he got defeated by a cat a few years ago and he made a short video about it lol

He reached 14.5 mil after he died Rest in Peace Technoblade

Armies:calm Large spider:PANIK

Gotta make animation when techno doesn't stream. I loved this

This is the most relatable thing

*"Use a Long Object, Aim For the Neck"* -How to beat Ostrich Narator

Techno be like: "I fear no man. But this thing, it scares me"

The subs matter even in his death.... Salute to techno-chan teehee

Techno has played so much Minecraft that instead of slapping the spider with the swatter that he stabbed the spider

"Every time I see a bug" Me: I will face my fear, I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

Don’t worry Technoblade never dies.

Techno vs spider, coming to theaters this friday

This video hits hard when I literally just stayed up most of the night because of a spider that was ominously sitting in the corner of my bedroom. It was literally there for majority of the time I was awake and then all of a sudden it just vanishes. Send help.

He will definitely start to use bane of arthropods from now onwardsss

Technoblade in any battle: Nah Technoblade seeing a giant spider: Arachnoid Sentry: The Brood Awakening Dark Souls Boss Fight

"I will hit 10 mil even if im dead" hits different now

Lmao the Dune reference

Fun fact for those unaware: the part about fear being the mind-killer, etc, is from the book series "Dune" It's really great check it out

'i'm hitting 10 mil even if i'm dead' aged brilliantly

"im hitting 10mil even if im dead" is a very accurate statement

1 dislike is from the spider who just wants a friend

Let's take a moment to appreciate the cute animation, and the hard work of this channel

We should make him read these lines outloud so to be his voice in this animatic!! Let's make our boi a voice actor!! Lmao

"I'm hitting 10 mil even if i'm dead" He was right.. R.I.P. man 😔

Lol I love this 😂

"I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead" dying got you to 15 mil

That "im hitting 10mil even if im dead" just got *a whole way worse*

Hi, I exist here now

He did in fact hit 10 milion and much, more. RIP

I'm going in. *DOOM soundtrack plays*

This is the best book ever it deserves all the Nobel Prizes I need a sequel

I wasn't expecting techno's training to defeat dante would go into real life but it's still just as funny.

I once got bitten by a spider and didn’t know when and then I found it 2 days later in a pillow in my bed. I didn’t touch that pill for the next 3 months

Never before has a grown adult so accurately portrayed what it is like to fight a spider. Technoblade never dies!!!

Little did the spider know that taking the high ground is actually a bad idea due to the Pythagorean Theorem.

Would've been a quicker victory if he just got a shoe as soon as he saw it.

He was right with the last phrase...

The spider put up more of a fight than the entirety of lmanberg

Plot twist: that’s the spider saying he won.

Technoblade's Spider War Arc

Even after 80 years when I be old and my grandsons be by my side I will tell them to suscribe to technoblade!!

The spider: Lvl 25 and I, someone who has seen that Techno has 231++ XP on the Dream SMP server which adds up to the level calculation and is either level 110 or 112: who would dare to interfere with such a great creature?!

Every time I see this all I can picture the spider as is a wolf spider because its bigger than a daddy long legs but smaller than a tarantula and looks terrifying

This is more cinematic than the entire Dream SMP.

Techno in heaven I'm hitting 15 mil even if i died

I once found a spider that can nearly wrap my face from how big it's body is. It took me a week to hangout on the living room again.

And he did it, even if he's dead he already reached more than 10mil subs!

Damn this was very techno-like. Hits a lot harder now

Spider: I HAVE THE HIGH GROUND!!! Techno: i got a missing fly swatter *finds the swatter and beats the spider* There needs to be "How to beat a spider" Wikihow XD

Technoblade is so dramatic lmao i love him

“I’m hitting 10 mil even if I’m dead” you did, good sir, you did To those of you are always going “Stop milking Techno’s death, it’s disrespectful!” I’m _not_ trying to do that, if that’s what you saw this as. I just thought it was ironic

"GIANT ENEMY SPIDER!!!! * random ass singing * "

Yes fear the Australian spiders

I just saw the the original vid!

Quote of the day "I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead"

great animatic as always :D

This man can kill gods, but not a lvl 25 spider. Funniest shit ive ever seen.

Lol that’s literally me whenever I see a spider or cockroach, except I’m a bit more dramatic haha.

The actual honour to have given technoblade advice

"I'm hitting 10mil even if I'm dead" *please say that isn't foreshadowing*

LMAO this is amazing everything is so incredibly adorable

Lol he quoted Starwars and Dune in the same paragraph, this is the best!

Day 30 I loved seeing this animated

Much pog video

I love techno because he makes killing a spider funny and how he over does everything in a fun way

Techno straight up quoting Dune before squashing a spider is just perfect

The fact is,he hit 10 mil then died and will hit 20 while dead

I'm hitting 10 mil even if I'm dead How bout now we make it 20 also TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES 🐷👑

no matter how strong you are you can still be afraid of bugs

Techno is one of the few purely good things to come from the current mcyt community

DUNE REF!!! YESH!!!!