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CLIP DESCRIPTION:
Sam (Amanda Seyfried) throws a cookie in a rude guy's butt crack, but then learns that he is blind.
FILM DESCRIPTION:
Ted (voice of Seth MacFarlane) ties the knot with Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth), and recruits his best friend John (Mark Wahlberg) as a sperm donor in order to start a family in this sequel to the comedy hit about a teddy bear come to life. Later, when the Commonwealth of Massachusetts demands that Ted appear before a judge to prove he's a real person, the frisky bear and his pal vow to fight for their civil rights. Morgan Freeman and Amanda Seyfried co-star.
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Cast: Mark Wahlberg, Amanda Seyfried, Seth MacFarlane, Craig Ricci Shaynak
Director: Seth MacFarlane
Producers: Jason Clark, Scott Stuber, John Jacobs, Seth MacFarlane, Eric Heffron, Wellesley Wild, Alec Sulkin, Mark Kamine, Joseph J. Micucci, Kelly Cronin, John Wiseman
Screenwriters: Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild, Seth MacFarlane
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@cryback37
@cryback37 6 лет назад
"You have give us the ring my precious eyes" is the best line of the movie.
@HarrisonHollers
@HarrisonHollers Год назад
What a line!
@Jeezes718
@Jeezes718 Год назад
Right next to saying he wants to sleep in a bed made of Morgan freemans voice.
@tpndgo2061
@tpndgo2061 Год назад
Smeaglo .
@wavyshon2x87
@wavyshon2x87 Год назад
Definitely 😂
@artobaron399
@artobaron399 6 месяцев назад
techniclly she wwont kick him out because of drugs its a perfect match
@wheeler6768
@wheeler6768 8 лет назад
"you have 'give us the ring my precious' eyes"
@Aalling76
@Aalling76 7 лет назад
Golem!
@gaelicpride_6353
@gaelicpride_6353 7 лет назад
Gollum*
@fineiswear3020
@fineiswear3020 7 лет назад
true nerd
@rocky99949
@rocky99949 7 лет назад
(LAUGHING)
@nicolasquezada8736
@nicolasquezada8736 6 лет назад
Dash Porter
@preserveandthrive6830
@preserveandthrive6830 7 лет назад
"You have give us the ring my precious eyes"
@marissasosebee6248
@marissasosebee6248 5 лет назад
Preserve And Thrive I was SCREAMING 😂😂😂💀💀💀
@memphiswatts3242
@memphiswatts3242 5 лет назад
COPY
@thel.akhalil1249
@thel.akhalil1249 4 года назад
Yooo I was hoping this would be first comment 😭😭😭😭
@TheScribe1.0
@TheScribe1.0 4 года назад
And then later she sees Gollum.
@JonathanHolt1988
@JonathanHolt1988 4 года назад
That was so freakin funny
@bestboy2926
@bestboy2926 Год назад
“Cookie crisp In yo bum bum jeez I’m sowy” got me laughing 😂😂😂😂
@YoutuberFanbasr
@YoutuberFanbasr Год назад
Fr
@Realbatman34
@Realbatman34 Год назад
Ik the way he said it😂😂😂😂😂
@51OAKLANDER510
@51OAKLANDER510 10 месяцев назад
I went back to the 90s when he said that
@natalieandersen7020
@natalieandersen7020 10 месяцев назад
😂😂 this is funny cookie crisp in yo bum bum jeez I’m sowy
@Terrell-n4o
@Terrell-n4o 2 месяца назад
Same 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@SJMJ91
@SJMJ91 6 лет назад
"You're a waitress, you're not building rockets." Even for a blind guy, there's absolutely no excuse to be as rude as that.
@teatla4801
@teatla4801 5 лет назад
He didn’t “see” it that way
@mistamysteriuh
@mistamysteriuh 5 лет назад
@@teatla4801 smooth af 😂
@moonwakey5195
@moonwakey5195 5 лет назад
Foxy the pirate fox lul
@jacksongibbs8998
@jacksongibbs8998 5 лет назад
Now he’s got a Cookie Crisp in his bum bum
@raymondpelosi1574
@raymondpelosi1574 5 лет назад
Jackson gibbs hahahaha
@austinschimke5721
@austinschimke5721 8 лет назад
Seth MacFarlane is the reason why I love this movie
@austinschimke5721
@austinschimke5721 8 лет назад
***** I love family guy
@christopherpage5265
@christopherpage5265 8 лет назад
true
@cryptxlore2429
@cryptxlore2429 7 лет назад
Christopher Page i like him bc he created family guy and the clevland show
@thecartoonvault5381
@thecartoonvault5381 7 лет назад
Same
@hmicjgsf4life
@hmicjgsf4life 7 лет назад
Me too :)
@jasonstuart6198
@jasonstuart6198 4 года назад
I love Mark Wahlberg he nailed the 5 year old son
@samueljeshurunlamechp9894
@samueljeshurunlamechp9894 2 года назад
Hold up...
@andersgale9544
@andersgale9544 2 года назад
@@samueljeshurunlamechp9894 😂
@hazelgoodshepherd9315
@hazelgoodshepherd9315 2 года назад
pause
@jeffma7507
@jeffma7507 2 года назад
Wait...what?
@tafsibhuiyan8730
@tafsibhuiyan8730 2 года назад
@@jeffma7507 1:07
@simonmakinde230392
@simonmakinde230392 4 года назад
‘oh. He’s not my boyfriend.’ ‘oh. Good’ 😂😂
@galaxytb147
@galaxytb147 3 года назад
What do you think she was trying to say?
@SocialMediaInBio
@SocialMediaInBio 2 года назад
@@galaxytb147 I think she was into him but I don't think she was into her 😂
@brianmateo8041
@brianmateo8041 2 года назад
@@galaxytb147 Shes bascially referring that hes into him and its good that hes available
@ibrahim_-_-_
@ibrahim_-_-_ Год назад
@@SocialMediaInBio he*
@ibrahim_-_-_
@ibrahim_-_-_ Год назад
@@brianmateo8041 she’s*
@amyartlover
@amyartlover 5 лет назад
"was your mascot a broken condom?" OML I CAN'T...😂😂😂
@theshockerpit7274
@theshockerpit7274 4 года назад
Amy Anime Lover mine is
@rexusranger1938
@rexusranger1938 7 лет назад
I love how Amanda Seyfried just lost it when Mark said that line. lol! They kept it rolling. Totally awesome.
@xd_cuzn4133
@xd_cuzn4133 8 лет назад
1:06 i was laughing for HOURS!
@amyartlover
@amyartlover 5 лет назад
IKR, me too 😂😂😂
@nadaproductions777
@nadaproductions777 5 лет назад
Same
@loganthevillager9176
@loganthevillager9176 4 года назад
*I ‘ M S O W W Y !*
@jahceirgilbert3031
@jahceirgilbert3031 4 года назад
@@amyartlover yeah I know I really love John's impression of a 5 year old kid😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@youraveragejoe2
@youraveragejoe2 3 года назад
1:19 for me😂
@Sai4651
@Sai4651 4 года назад
1:48 - That's a real joke Seth McFarlane made about Amanda Seyfried, he would call her Gollum eyes and talked about it on the Graham Norton show.
@ababababbaab9996
@ababababbaab9996 3 года назад
commited felony trespass
@bensonotega2341
@bensonotega2341 4 месяца назад
She does have gollum eyes thgh
@Weesock
@Weesock 4 месяца назад
I feel like she made her eyes even bigger after Ted said that
@cardinalsfanforever4484
@cardinalsfanforever4484 2 года назад
I don't care how many times I see this clip, 0:51 that sound has me crying laughing every time...lol
@Gamer_Ghost_900
@Gamer_Ghost_900 Год назад
Me Too
@oh3681
@oh3681 Год назад
Play that sound like 5 times and it'll sound like cards being shuffled
@phntmloona2843
@phntmloona2843 Год назад
LOL
@jacobrangel4914
@jacobrangel4914 Год назад
It sounds like the cod hitmarker lmao
@Noah_zilla.2022
@Noah_zilla.2022 Год назад
0:52 0:51
@phoenixnorth504
@phoenixnorth504 8 лет назад
give me the ring my precious eyes!!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfao
@williamveisamasama9792
@williamveisamasama9792 5 лет назад
Phoenix North 😂😂😂
@valkyrie1331
@valkyrie1331 8 лет назад
"Have some cookie crisps you need some nutrition" yes mark whalberg yes 😂
@PJ.Rob06
@PJ.Rob06 Год назад
"Part of a balanced breakfast"
@stephenking5852
@stephenking5852 8 лет назад
Did he just call her eyes as bulbous as Gollum's!?!
@karmawuzhere6642
@karmawuzhere6642 8 лет назад
Yes..........Yes he did
@rightuppercut1426
@rightuppercut1426 5 лет назад
Symbol Guy Damn, only now I get that joke ...
@peakyblinders6735
@peakyblinders6735 3 года назад
He wasn't lying though 😂😂😂
@faintmemories.2747
@faintmemories.2747 Год назад
that "cookie crisp in yo bum bum" line has me wheezing on the floor every time lmao.
@alechome8021
@alechome8021 6 лет назад
“Oh yea, was your mascot a broken condom?” No one but Seth MacFarlane could’ve said that better
@daniel725C
@daniel725C 7 лет назад
"The fuck me eyes lol"
@skuroses8541
@skuroses8541 7 лет назад
Daniel the elite "no you have give us the ring my precious eyes"
@daniel725C
@daniel725C 7 лет назад
Leon Jo I know right
@MrMarmaduke09
@MrMarmaduke09 3 года назад
0:52 their reactions were priceless!!!!
@iwatcher69
@iwatcher69 7 лет назад
'Give us the ring, my precious eyes"...hahaha!!
@DgardsGaming
@DgardsGaming 3 года назад
So Gollum eyes
@DDDog
@DDDog 6 лет назад
1:06 Mark Wahlberg sounds like Adam Sandler.
@albicalderbank3611
@albicalderbank3611 5 лет назад
DeadlyDerpDog I know right
@giantrobby5050
@giantrobby5050 4 года назад
I cannot unhear it not but you are absolutely correct
@JessieJamesPlays
@JessieJamesPlays 4 года назад
Ikr
@duongbroz5945
@duongbroz5945 4 года назад
Waterboy
@Kauffman578
@Kauffman578 4 года назад
Both are jews
@V4NILL4.O4T_SW1RL
@V4NILL4.O4T_SW1RL 4 года назад
1:18 “Go get my cookie crisp out of his a**”
@DgardsGaming
@DgardsGaming 3 года назад
Screw that, you do it yourself. 🤢
@Peacemaker420
@Peacemaker420 2 года назад
0:48 HAD ME LAUGHING SO HARD
@dhoyoso
@dhoyoso 11 месяцев назад
I don’t get it…
@Peacemaker420
@Peacemaker420 11 месяцев назад
@@dhoyoso Its just so random
@IsaiahRichards692
@IsaiahRichards692 4 года назад
0:56 Should have given him a veteran cap!
@sethduarte4510
@sethduarte4510 Год назад
0:56 that’s the thumbnail of the video
@Alen-Kuric
@Alen-Kuric 2 года назад
1:49 you have the "hive us the ring my precious eyes"😂😂😂😂
@Proffesional-Retard
@Proffesional-Retard Год назад
Hive us the ring? I'm not even going to begin what is wrong with that........ I love it!!!! But I'm pretty sure you just misspelled it.
@user295.
@user295. Год назад
@@Proffesional-Retard The H is next to the G, of course it's an accident, no big deal
@miraculousedits2529
@miraculousedits2529 4 года назад
One of the rare times when I like the sequel more than the original 😂
@ChristianFrates1997
@ChristianFrates1997 2 года назад
Amanda Seyfried is one of the reasons.
@miraculousedits2529
@miraculousedits2529 2 года назад
@@ChristianFrates1997 1000%
@tmhicks75
@tmhicks75 7 лет назад
"No,you have give me the ring. My precious eyes"
@jesusaguirre6477
@jesusaguirre6477 6 лет назад
I mean she totally have the "give us the ring my precious" eyes lmao 😂
@xocialexperiment
@xocialexperiment 5 лет назад
“Oh yeah was your mascot a broken condom” 😂😂😂😂
@traintrack3761
@traintrack3761 3 года назад
Shut up *throws cookie*
@aminatogunbanke9407
@aminatogunbanke9407 2 года назад
*it hurts*
@jackraider1039
@jackraider1039 4 месяца назад
Oh!​@@traintrack3761
@foxykid2540
@foxykid2540 6 лет назад
1:06 people at school
@nitro7552
@nitro7552 4 года назад
“Sir I apologize for my 5 Year old son...” “iM SoWwY! SoWwY sUr CoOkIE CwSp In Ur BuM BuMs GeEz iM SoWwY.”
@redknight1825
@redknight1825 4 года назад
Never fails to make me laugh these clips- this movie never seems to get old for me. I guess I just miss my old teddy.
@thaitemple1807
@thaitemple1807 3 года назад
Ted: Sir, I apologize for my five year old son. John: (mocking baby voice) I’m sworry. Sworry, sir. Cookie Crisp in your bum-bummies. I’m sworry. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@revivabilities
@revivabilities Год назад
forgot the jeez
@jackraider1039
@jackraider1039 4 месяца назад
he doesn't say jeez​@@revivabilities
@ramonabdiel10
@ramonabdiel10 5 лет назад
I guess you can say he didn’t see that coming
@guitarheaven1747
@guitarheaven1747 5 лет назад
Underrated comment
@MuffinMcFluffin
@MuffinMcFluffin 3 года назад
rimshot
@Nayleixy
@Nayleixy 2 года назад
You’re out of line for that but that is funny
@queenbee4015
@queenbee4015 6 лет назад
1:17 had me dying laughing 😂
@raymonfrose24
@raymonfrose24 5 лет назад
She does have bug eyes. Love them
@Phoenix-rl2ge
@Phoenix-rl2ge Год назад
Ted: no you have the give me the ring my precious eyes God I love dobby 🤣
@julianrios7607
@julianrios7607 4 года назад
When she threw it right up that guys crack, I laughed so hard.😂🤣
@generalcoty5225
@generalcoty5225 2 года назад
Me too 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@MrandMrsdinosaur
@MrandMrsdinosaur Год назад
Innit 😂
@Joe-fd4qo
@Joe-fd4qo 5 лет назад
Cookie Cwisp in yah bum bum zeez I'm sowwy😂😂😂
@dharudx
@dharudx 5 лет назад
Give us the ring my Precious Eyes , I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@agasthya1747
@agasthya1747 Год назад
What does it mean?
@Pixie_x3
@Pixie_x3 Год назад
I love how Ted says “Jeeesus Christ!” So much definition behind that lmao 🤣 😂
@yahia_9025
@yahia_9025 3 года назад
0:28 ..that face tho
@MrNight-lk3qb
@MrNight-lk3qb 4 года назад
0:04 Hey, sam, how is your boring salad? 😂😂😂
@derekpacheco7682
@derekpacheco7682 Год назад
The writing is amazing. He said go get my cookie crisp back 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@damongrimes6096
@damongrimes6096 5 лет назад
Ted: Sir, I apologise for my five year old child. Bad Butch you sit there and eat you're fish nuggets! Johnny: Fishy Nuggy!
@babycubstl0346
@babycubstl0346 6 лет назад
"Cookie crisp in your bum bumsy" LMAFO
@mrmike8782
@mrmike8782 5 лет назад
1:38 the *bleep* me eyes
@nomon95
@nomon95 5 лет назад
yeap.and before too 0:30
@warhund
@warhund 3 года назад
"Give us the ring my precious" eyes.. I just lost it there... Almost choked laughing
@bubbaho-tep3468
@bubbaho-tep3468 3 года назад
Maybe i'm too damn high, but i damn near pissed myself crying at the sound of the cookie crisp hitting the crack...lmao. I kept rewinding it
@MJE520
@MJE520 4 года назад
"Was your mascot a broken condom" LMAO
@wolffyfox4087
@wolffyfox4087 Год назад
You know, I have John and Ted's level of maturity and I love it. It's nice to find fun in every scenario. That's not something to be ashamed of, makes you younger longer
@jackaylward-williams9064
@jackaylward-williams9064 6 лет назад
It wouldn've been funnier if the guy WASN'T blind and had just forgotten to take his specs off.
@ohno382
@ohno382 6 лет назад
"Jezus you're a waitress you're not building rockets firgure it out!"
@kxries4786
@kxries4786 3 года назад
“Nah you have the Give me the ring my precious eyes” 😂😂
@tomwotton9
@tomwotton9 3 года назад
It’s been five years how am I still laughing at this!
@lauren4life
@lauren4life Год назад
6 years now
@brianhill2171
@brianhill2171 8 лет назад
Tfw Mark Wahlberg is 15 years older than Amanda Seyfried
@goodguynow
@goodguynow 7 лет назад
That's ok
@carlosferreira3797
@carlosferreira3797 7 лет назад
TheBDHShow Mark Wahlberg: "too old"
@mdlinksthetopg6510
@mdlinksthetopg6510 7 лет назад
Age doesn't matter at least the actors are friends (y)
@SuperSparrow45
@SuperSparrow45 7 лет назад
What!? No!
@adanflores2594
@adanflores2594 7 лет назад
TheBDHSho
@lils2968
@lils2968 4 года назад
*Legend has it That cookie still in his "bum bum* "
@uwu8379
@uwu8379 7 лет назад
0:19 literally my friends when im joking around with the boy i like 😫😂
@GZZVlol
@GZZVlol Год назад
Funny number of likes
@greentoesbstatus4325
@greentoesbstatus4325 Год назад
You're a girl right, cuz if you're a boy yourself then Y O U G O T T A G O
@yurmabeechaudits3522
@yurmabeechaudits3522 Год назад
That's when you look at him and say "yeah. So when are we gonna make out?"
@blackle965
@blackle965 6 лет назад
“Have some cookie, It’s very nutritional” 😂😂😂
@dxv1dl223
@dxv1dl223 6 лет назад
1:06 is crazy
@anakinskywalker5016
@anakinskywalker5016 3 года назад
“You have give us the ring my precious eyes”
@keeganreilly2573
@keeganreilly2573 5 лет назад
The sound when the Cookie Crisp lands in the dudes crack 😂😂
@samhagan3467
@samhagan3467 6 лет назад
He said u have give me the ring my precious eyes😭😂
@Reszolute
@Reszolute 6 лет назад
I died at 1:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@bbq_steak5632
@bbq_steak5632 4 года назад
0:51. I died
@Ashenwolf888
@Ashenwolf888 Год назад
"You have give us the ring my precious eyes" cracked me up so hard the first time i saw this. Seth MCfarlane has the best humor. :D
@joelopezjr3237
@joelopezjr3237 5 лет назад
And we never got Ted 3. That's real sad.
@guitarheaven1747
@guitarheaven1747 5 лет назад
I personally even liked the second one better than the first one
@Nameless82284
@Nameless82284 3 года назад
I think it's for the best
@EricGraham94
@EricGraham94 3 года назад
@@guitarheaven1747 I liked the 2nd one more mostly because Amanda Seyfried’s character was more interesting than Mika Kunis’s, who’s basically every Mila Kunis character
@christiaanbothma
@christiaanbothma 2 года назад
Don't worry about it. A few months ago Seth announced that he's making a Ted TV show.
@Hasan-rf6eq
@Hasan-rf6eq 4 месяца назад
​@@christiaanbothmayeah but it 's done. There must be at least 24 episodes, it not enough never 😑
@mitchemml68
@mitchemml68 5 лет назад
HAHAHA ,you hv give me the ring precious eyes! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@lord_beethoven1169
@lord_beethoven1169 2 года назад
Hilarious how he bought the bad 5 year old impression. 😂
@consolewarrior7145
@consolewarrior7145 4 года назад
I'm sorry sorry sir cookie crisp in your bump bump geez I'm sorry 😂😂😂😂
@dakotam.334
@dakotam.334 3 года назад
give me the ring my precious eyes hahahaha
@jamesadkins805
@jamesadkins805 5 лет назад
“You have freakin give us the ring my precious eyes lmaooooooooooo
@charliepremostudios8869
@charliepremostudios8869 5 лет назад
No, you have give us the ring my precious eyes.
@generalcoty5225
@generalcoty5225 2 года назад
"Um, sir I apologize for my 5 year old son" 1:03😂
@dankiumzed2831
@dankiumzed2831 3 года назад
(1:48) It would have been funny if Ted said "you have 'on wednesdays we wear pink' eyes."
@scottnikolai64
@scottnikolai64 6 лет назад
"Cookie Crisp in your bum-bum! Geez, I'm SORRY!" LOL.
@limmichael3202
@limmichael3202 4 года назад
1:06 is so funny
@aminr4281
@aminr4281 5 лет назад
I totally forgot this movie. I need to rewatch it!
@SSS-yq8pz
@SSS-yq8pz 5 лет назад
sometimes I forget this gem of a movie..
@RedX914
@RedX914 Год назад
Damn ted was third wheeling
@christopherpage5265
@christopherpage5265 8 лет назад
who plays the waitress damn shes hot
@Michael-ho3xw
@Michael-ho3xw 7 лет назад
She's also in the movie The Boy next Door
@edwardmorales5318
@edwardmorales5318 7 лет назад
Whats her name
@elementbender1
@elementbender1 7 лет назад
Lexi Atkins
@sengtech9097
@sengtech9097 6 лет назад
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
@lukestokes2579
@lukestokes2579 6 лет назад
Nick The Music Snob yeah right
@DavidLS1
@DavidLS1 Год назад
I love the way Seth MacFarlane's mind works.
@johnnymata9133
@johnnymata9133 5 лет назад
The Absent Minded Waitress Never Served Ted His Coffee!!
@kevinbrown8678
@kevinbrown8678 7 лет назад
Hey..Where the hell is my coffee?? I've been waiting for 10 minutes!!
@arthury.7327
@arthury.7327 7 лет назад
kevin brown I'm so sorry sir, I forgot, I'll get it right away.
@kevinbrown8678
@kevinbrown8678 7 лет назад
LMAO
@HughDoesStuff
@HughDoesStuff 4 месяца назад
I love how the show references the salad thing with Blair’s 😂
@a1santiago
@a1santiago 5 лет назад
My friend has give me the ring my precious eyes
@jessemick8436
@jessemick8436 4 года назад
“You have give us the ring my precious eyes,” 😂😂😂
@stevenreyes8876
@stevenreyes8876 4 года назад
Lmfao you have give us the ring my precious eye's. She actually does have those kinda eye's.
@raymonfrose24
@raymonfrose24 5 лет назад
Thunder buddies can do anything.
@4o8.sebastian
@4o8.sebastian 6 лет назад
Did anyone notice that he is Ted is also Peter Griffin from family guy?
@carultch
@carultch 5 лет назад
Yeah, everyone who saw this movie noticed.
@RedOakCrow
@RedOakCrow 6 лет назад
'Give us the ring my precious eyes' pmsl
@holdupwaitaminute.
@holdupwaitaminute. 5 лет назад
We need a Ted 3
@joeyhenniker251
@joeyhenniker251 Год назад
It's come to this. Never take advantage on someone's disability
@grucifixion
@grucifixion 7 лет назад
1:08 LMAO
@grucifixion
@grucifixion 7 лет назад
cookie christ in your bum bum
@hanzohasashi726
@hanzohasashi726 6 лет назад
Elijah Austin dddddddddwhhhhkk
@hanzohasashi726
@hanzohasashi726 6 лет назад
Elijah Austi
@boneless6179
@boneless6179 5 лет назад
Elijah Austin *crisp*
@Ajk801
@Ajk801 5 месяцев назад
1:01 😂😂😂
@ItsPascha
@ItsPascha 5 лет назад
Ted the Gangster
@simonmakinde230392
@simonmakinde230392 4 года назад
0:52 what a shot!! 👌 Love how she threw it underarm though and not over arm...
@PatricksCrazyPlace
@PatricksCrazyPlace 3 года назад
How does Ted eat and digest things?
@akshaynatu6568
@akshaynatu6568 3 года назад
Say, that's dangerous thinking Patrick! You better just focus on yourself and stop asking so many questions.
@NorydMatos
@NorydMatos 6 месяцев назад
@@akshaynatu6568 i can tell you never went to school before🤣😂
@akshaynatu6568
@akshaynatu6568 6 месяцев назад
@@NorydMatos It's a Family Guy joke, dumbass
@ijusbuyshi
@ijusbuyshi 4 года назад
This is funny as hell 💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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