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Donny follows Ted (Seth MacFarlane) into the New York Comic-Con and in an attempt to kill him, John (Mark Wahlberg) sacrifices himself to save Ted’s life. This ends with John seriously injured at the hospital.
What is TED 2 about?
Ted 2 (2015) - Synopsis: Ted, a living teddy bear, decides to have a baby with his human wife, Tami-Lynn. However, their plan hits a roadblock when the court declares Ted to be property and not a person.
Watch the full movie here: www.uphe.com/movies/ted-2
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@ScreenBites
@ScreenBites 5 лет назад
It's Party Time! 🎉Who wants a Ted for his own party? 😜ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-2jNV97LZkOg.html
@paulm9141
@paulm9141 5 лет назад
Hie
@TimothyThe4th
@TimothyThe4th 4 года назад
Its not party time its funeral time
@bruhthatsdisgusting
@bruhthatsdisgusting 4 года назад
SceneScreen were seeing a teddy bear react to his dead friend and suddenly it’s party time
@padmebuffy5469
@padmebuffy5469 4 года назад
I do
@themanwhowatchesyouandyour6739
@themanwhowatchesyouandyour6739 4 года назад
Me
@Flaco_Tech
@Flaco_Tech 5 лет назад
“No problem, we are a fun hospital” 🤣🤣
@mr.stealyogirl4078
@mr.stealyogirl4078 4 года назад
@@ItzCrosslywtf smh
@FoxyFritz
@FoxyFritz 4 года назад
yeah & ted is so cute .3.
@brandonwong8614
@brandonwong8614 4 года назад
666 likes wow, this joke is gonna be old as soon as someone clicks the like button
@randomjeff3141
@randomjeff3141 4 года назад
lmao , i laugh so hard xD
@user-im5ju7be7i
@user-im5ju7be7i 4 года назад
Fake you all make fuck ahhh
@josephhoward4697
@josephhoward4697 4 года назад
I just can’t imagine a human being alive who would be able to keep a straight face hearing his friends say goodbye while laying there knowing you’re going to pull off the most epic prank.
@GenshinLover283
@GenshinLover283 4 года назад
Apparently according to this Mark Wahlberg is that person 😂
@Shadowkey392
@Shadowkey392 4 года назад
Well he IS a trained actor...
@manoftheinternet4734
@manoftheinternet4734 4 года назад
Joseph joestar lol
@Reaper6913
@Reaper6913 4 года назад
Didnt desi arneu do a similar bit on i love lucy? XD
@_InTheCosmos_
@_InTheCosmos_ 4 года назад
Joseph Howard You just bite the side of your lip
@De_Tjiminator
@De_Tjiminator 2 года назад
"No problem, were a fun hospital" has to be one of the most genius lines in film history
@ronald.1639
@ronald.1639 11 месяцев назад
I'm sorry, I didn't understand the fun hospital joke, could somebody explain?
@scaryfella3481
@scaryfella3481 9 месяцев назад
​​@@ronald.1639Basically they are saying that the hospital is willing to play along with jokes like that, the kind that would realistically be looked down
@pikachuthebananasplit9061
@pikachuthebananasplit9061 5 месяцев назад
I want him to be my doctor!
@ThermometerNH
@ThermometerNH 4 месяца назад
The delivery was perfect too
@DetonatorCallan
@DetonatorCallan 4 месяца назад
Ikr 😂😂🤣
@cirkuitknight
@cirkuitknight 10 месяцев назад
When I saw this at the theater me and everyone were all like "no" and a woman next to me was actually crying and after John scared them everyone screamed and cheered at the same time. That was epic
@Ghoulishtrash
@Ghoulishtrash 7 месяцев назад
That’s awesome!
@art23428
@art23428 6 месяцев назад
Cool story but nobody asked
@squirrelsinjacket1804
@squirrelsinjacket1804 5 месяцев назад
I for one enjoyed the story
@TracyRucker-hu3pe
@TracyRucker-hu3pe 5 месяцев назад
​@@art23428 I wasn't aware before sharing experiences, thoughts, opinions etc in the comments on RU-vid videos someone had to ask you first. Oh wait isn't that why there's a comment section on most of these videos? Fucking troll.
@tahayassin1583
@tahayassin1583 5 месяцев назад
​About ur opinion
@Bigeweezy_
@Bigeweezy_ 4 года назад
“He’s a f****** zombie, He’s a f****** zombie”🤣🤣
@user-lc6fo1fv2x
@user-lc6fo1fv2x 4 года назад
Im dying😂😂
@catherinepayn8246
@catherinepayn8246 4 года назад
He sounded like Stewie Griffin
@cdeyoungboy7788
@cdeyoungboy7788 4 года назад
@@catherinepayn8246 it's the same voice actor
@hawaiilegend7597
@hawaiilegend7597 3 года назад
@@user-lc6fo1fv2x Me too.
@svfilms2778
@svfilms2778 3 года назад
Why does every one write the same lines In film????? U think were all deaf, motha*******!?!?!?!?!
@Shadowkey392
@Shadowkey392 4 года назад
“Jesus, what happened here?!” “The rocket ship just hit him!” “Jesus Christ, ITS THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE-“
@jumpers500
@jumpers500 4 года назад
@Energy Guy Imagine if this was an April fool's prank.
@lol2306
@lol2306 4 года назад
Yeah we heard that. 🤦‍♂️
@infoforu3455
@infoforu3455 4 года назад
Hahaha
@isaacyeon6334
@isaacyeon6334 4 года назад
Super Great716 damn how many people asked? Oh wait NOBODY ASKED ASSHOLE
@danielpatternson6149
@danielpatternson6149 4 года назад
We’re entitled to our opinion you know
@jordanpeterson5038
@jordanpeterson5038 2 года назад
If this wasn't a joke this would actually be the saddest scene in the movie.
@TheRealAwesomePossum
@TheRealAwesomePossum Год назад
I did cry tho when I first saw it.. before the joke.
@nathanbarker9165
@nathanbarker9165 6 месяцев назад
​@@TheRealAwesomePossumI still tear up even knowing it's a joke
@joeyg6267
@joeyg6267 4 месяца назад
this was a joke and it was still the saddest scene in the movie
@Hollywoodfan-yh4zc
@Hollywoodfan-yh4zc 4 месяца назад
And the movie would the ruined
@thetimkazakh.624
@thetimkazakh.624 3 месяца назад
They did it in first movie, so this would feel kinda unoriginal
@georges2842
@georges2842 Год назад
The doctor saying "we're a fun hospital" gets me every time
@marcquisgaines4134
@marcquisgaines4134 4 года назад
7:26 “Honey, they’re classy they’re not like us”😂😂😂
@theobsidianreaper7474
@theobsidianreaper7474 4 года назад
Hahahahhahahashhahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahajhajahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahhahahhaahhahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahqhah cough cough
@marcquisgaines4134
@marcquisgaines4134 4 года назад
The Obsidian Reaper 💀💀💀
@targaryangirlalways5634
@targaryangirlalways5634 4 года назад
i didnt get this . . .
@jcanexxdevelite3439
@jcanexxdevelite3439 4 года назад
akia goldsmyth you never will
@marcquisgaines4134
@marcquisgaines4134 4 года назад
akia goldsmyth have you not seen the movie???
@bassmaster117
@bassmaster117 3 года назад
Now we know Ted is a true friend. He was willing to kill Johns zombie.
@coralinejones712
@coralinejones712 2 года назад
What do u mean zombie
@bassmaster117
@bassmaster117 2 года назад
@@coralinejones712 It takes a real friend to save you from a life of evil and constant hunger
@tonyacosta4574
@tonyacosta4574 2 года назад
A true friend would put him in the shed and video games
@jordanrobinson1301
@jordanrobinson1301 2 года назад
If one of my friends was in life-threatening danger I would risk my own life to save them.
@sunnex474
@sunnex474 2 года назад
@@tonyacosta4574 ah, a fellow man of culture
@goddessma_belle3273
@goddessma_belle3273 3 года назад
"It's a fucking zombie" starts hitting hin
@phongvang5161
@phongvang5161 3 года назад
Why did TED confirm he's a zombie? Zombie's don't yell "I got you!" Lol
@reynsbasement2654
@reynsbasement2654 2 года назад
Him*
@SocialMediaInBio
@SocialMediaInBio 2 года назад
@@reynsbasement2654 shush
@RobloxThu
@RobloxThu 2 года назад
6:13
@diegofavaratozfilms962
@diegofavaratozfilms962 Год назад
😂😂😂😂that part cracked me up!!!!!
@Rogueplayz-co1zg
@Rogueplayz-co1zg 2 года назад
"No problem, were a fun hospital" And "No no honey they're not like us" Got me the hardest
@GlutenFreeStudios
@GlutenFreeStudios 2 года назад
I like how they all seem to understand each other perfectly😂
@Nasia-
@Nasia- 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SayokoOnigii
@SayokoOnigii 2 года назад
​@@GlutenFreeStudios Correction: how
@GlutenFreeStudios
@GlutenFreeStudios 2 года назад
@@SayokoOnigii Thanks
@geomania8533
@geomania8533 Год назад
We need more hospitals like this
@thanerdyguy1943
@thanerdyguy1943 5 лет назад
This movie was surprisingly emotional as f*ck
@brianhudzik1637
@brianhudzik1637 5 лет назад
zackeius payne almost cryed
@ghost_cazy6018
@ghost_cazy6018 5 лет назад
You mean fuck
@stephsvids9812
@stephsvids9812 5 лет назад
I agree
@w.centerprisesbluestar8603
@w.centerprisesbluestar8603 5 лет назад
@@buraiha you sure bro?
@aaaadelarosa5561
@aaaadelarosa5561 4 года назад
I swear I was crying...yo if my significant other did that to me I would be so angry
@connors8620
@connors8620 4 года назад
You gotta love how the security guards didn’t even look at any security camera footage to see who committed the attempted murder. They just take the bear’s word for it
@abhijiths7637
@abhijiths7637 3 года назад
They can when he resist that he didn't do it
@waterboy181
@waterboy181 3 года назад
Why is it so hard to believe that scenario in a movie about a talking Teddy Bear.
@vivianariveraz3288
@vivianariveraz3288 3 года назад
Y the first few weeks I will have a couple things that to make it is a little bit
@blairbrown4812
@blairbrown4812 2 года назад
In a world where a teddy bear has the same abilities as most humans,including the ability to 🚬 pot,the fact that a bunch of rent-a-cops takes said bear 🐻 at his word is the least astounding thing to deal with. ❤
@007haryboy
@007haryboy 2 года назад
Hellloooooo, he's not a bear. Hes ted 😂😂😂😂
@issaisolis183
@issaisolis183 2 года назад
When he says “they’re classy, they’re not like us” I felt that 😂😂😂
@DankSinatra902
@DankSinatra902 2 года назад
The "no problem, we're a fun hospital" had me dead 💀😂
@joejackson4202
@joejackson4202 4 года назад
The funniest part is Ted correcting her about the "rocket ship"
@anthonyserna317
@anthonyserna317 4 года назад
It's a starship enterprises
@vivianariveraz3288
@vivianariveraz3288 3 года назад
Hi miss you I love miss you I miss my son love you son love I hope you miss you too love I love miss miss my son love miss you love miss miss you son macho see miss miss love you son miss love miss you son macho see you Friday night miss love you son love miss miss you
@MiguelLopez-zx9kk
@MiguelLopez-zx9kk 3 года назад
@@vivianariveraz3288 what?
@professerpercocet
@professerpercocet 3 года назад
@@vivianariveraz3288 umm ok
@liahtomlinson2105
@liahtomlinson2105 3 года назад
😂
@sergiotorresaragon7673
@sergiotorresaragon7673 5 лет назад
1:19-1:23 Sam: The rocket ship just hit him! Ted: Jesus Christ, that's the Starship Enterprise! Forget it! 🤣🤣🤣
@Ethan-en2ij
@Ethan-en2ij 4 года назад
Seth’s fanboy was showing
@loganthevillager9176
@loganthevillager9176 4 года назад
Halex 2007. OMG!!! That’s a Starship Enterprise!
@destineylove9014
@destineylove9014 4 года назад
Leave Ted alone
@pompombuuum3182
@pompombuuum3182 4 года назад
Sergio Torres Aragon she so stupid!
@destineylove9014
@destineylove9014 4 года назад
@@pompombuuum3182 no she is not God leave her alone Damm
@LukeTheGhostKiller
@LukeTheGhostKiller 7 месяцев назад
Not enough credit is being given to the doctor for keeping a straight face while delivering the "bad news" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ElfHostage
@ElfHostage Месяц назад
I like to think that during filming they didn’t tell the actor playing the doctor that it was going to be a joke.
@jrc01718
@jrc01718 Год назад
This went from the most heartbreaking scene to one of the funniest REAL quick. 😂
@jamestdoonan1126
@jamestdoonan1126 4 года назад
Funny enough, when the doctor is giving orders for the cardiac arrest, it's surprisingly accurate on the treatment
@GWRProductions-kg9pt
@GWRProductions-kg9pt 4 года назад
so bloody what
@jamestdoonan1126
@jamestdoonan1126 4 года назад
@@GWRProductions-kg9pt thought it was interesting for this movie to have such a well though out medical scene. That's all.
@pulkinpulman2028
@pulkinpulman2028 4 года назад
Im glad someone noticed this..i guess they have seriously taken info on how to this correctly
@GWRProductions-kg9pt
@GWRProductions-kg9pt 4 года назад
@@pulkinpulman2028 nothing new there, it's the same with all medical dramas
@jotham8654
@jotham8654 4 года назад
GWR Productions 2014 they did a lot of shit wrong with the medical scenes in Doctor Strange soooo
@keivncraft1561
@keivncraft1561 5 лет назад
Id be laughing to much to be able to pull that off
@MegaSwiming
@MegaSwiming 5 лет назад
keivn craft I couldn’t keep a straight face I would be laughing to hard
@Unknown-vx9lf
@Unknown-vx9lf 4 года назад
keivn craft looks like he’s a Great actor in the film is well 😂
@koooldide464
@koooldide464 4 года назад
keivn craft I could’ve
@yoleo2k2
@yoleo2k2 4 года назад
Me to id be laughing my ass off
@SeanTaylor-nd3cs
@SeanTaylor-nd3cs 4 года назад
Same
@georgelara3730
@georgelara3730 Год назад
Amanda's acting skills are amazing. The comedy the drama.
@aprilabbott5585
@aprilabbott5585 3 года назад
6:38 i just love hiw ted says this
@yeetnub
@yeetnub Месяц назад
*how
@SJMJ91
@SJMJ91 4 года назад
"We're a fun hospital." I died. 🤣🤣🤣
@bunnyrabbit5861
@bunnyrabbit5861 3 года назад
Scuse the pun
@SJMJ91
@SJMJ91 2 года назад
@@bunnyrabbit5861 (Haha!) Good point.
@ramyhassan3283
@ramyhassan3283 5 лет назад
Come on we all want Ted 3 !!!!!!!
@constablebagel1400
@constablebagel1400 4 года назад
Then Ted 5 where Jonny Really Dies
@yazancallas
@yazancallas 4 года назад
I want one but idk if they’ll make one. Does anyone know if they’re making one
@ZachMaster26
@ZachMaster26 4 года назад
I remember finding a fan idea on IMDb where Donny breaks out of jail again and kidnaps Apollo Creed and Lori's twin daughters, so he can have them shipped to Spain. It will be up to Ted, Johnny, Samantha, Tami-Lynn, Lori, and her husband Nick (played by Chris Pratt) to rescue the kids before it's too late.
@dabs.47
@dabs.47 4 года назад
Seth said he’s up for it!!! Only a matter of time now
@angusyoung1375
@angusyoung1375 4 года назад
Yes
@GhostGodzilla-kk2kc
@GhostGodzilla-kk2kc 3 года назад
4:05 she's rappin like eminem 🤣🤣🤣
@eddieford9373
@eddieford9373 Год назад
This scene played out perfectly. Just when I stopped grinning from expecting the jump laugh to happen, it happened at the perfect time. I still love it.
@SensationalBanana
@SensationalBanana 3 года назад
True friendship. He's not angry about John tricking him into grieving. Instead, he's happy for John to having pulled it off! Love these movies, would like to see a 3rd!!
@MommyofAutism
@MommyofAutism 2 года назад
I don’t think there will be a 3rd film of this movie.
@Rfyjuf
@Rfyjuf 2 года назад
Definately excellent moviea
@taylorschott4659
@taylorschott4659 2 года назад
I mean he deserved it for tricking john into thinking he was mentally disabled. Ted even acknowledges this when he figures out that this was his payback scheme.
@blunk778
@blunk778 2 года назад
A 3rd would just further beat the concept into the ground
@Juugo211
@Juugo211 Год назад
6:09
@MarshallBouchard
@MarshallBouchard 4 года назад
Can we talk about how pitch perfect Amanda Seyfried's acting is in this scene? I'm still laughing at her "What the f*** is going on" line.
@jakethesnake8829
@jakethesnake8829 3 года назад
Remember that line from the hangover
@uyokudantai
@uyokudantai Год назад
No she’s insanely insufferable.
@DaMultiPurpose
@DaMultiPurpose Год назад
I feel old I know her as Karen from mean girls
@GuardIAN4546B
@GuardIAN4546B Год назад
“No problem we’re a fun hospital” I hear Doctor Hartman every time
@naeemahmed2748
@naeemahmed2748 3 года назад
Doc: "If you would like to say your goodbyes" turns around smiling
@The-iy4kp
@The-iy4kp 5 лет назад
“We are a fun hospital” lmao.
@davida6919
@davida6919 4 года назад
Sweaty Damn right 😂😂😂😂
@shailendrasingh9896
@shailendrasingh9896 4 года назад
And Paul also
@ichbinanonym9506
@ichbinanonym9506 4 года назад
What is so funny bout that?
@CoffeeManiac20
@CoffeeManiac20 4 года назад
Live action Dr Hartman
@The-iy4kp
@The-iy4kp 4 года назад
Eddy Jin who said exactly what I said lmao
@derbyjr
@derbyjr 5 лет назад
Tammy-Lynn: Y’know if you wanna bang, me and Teddy could leave the room Ted: No no no, honey they’re classy, they’re not like us. I was rolling 😂😂
@YaredKokeb
@YaredKokeb 4 года назад
This movie's hilarious
@teddyflowers2798
@teddyflowers2798 4 года назад
Leave me out of it
@ChaosPod
@ChaosPod 4 года назад
Wait, so is Ted and Tammy-Lynn banging each other?
@ShadowFuntime
@ShadowFuntime 4 года назад
@@ChaosPod Problably
@mawardihasan9444
@mawardihasan9444 4 года назад
hahahaa
@Steio180
@Steio180 3 месяца назад
"No no no honey their classy their not like us" 🤣🤣🤣
@Octokito
@Octokito 3 года назад
I feel like 6:32 sums up literally every moment of 2020
@thenerdbeast7375
@thenerdbeast7375 4 года назад
Commercials: This movie is a stupid adult comedy Actual movie: surprisingly emotional edit: learn to take a joke people.
@rajveerbhardwaj8470
@rajveerbhardwaj8470 4 года назад
Lion Heart true AF
@jev8665
@jev8665 4 года назад
Im tha hundreth like
@gakr8493
@gakr8493 3 года назад
No it’s not
@cartoondude5384
@cartoondude5384 3 года назад
They said that in the commercial? This movie is good
@leagueskinmusic1426
@leagueskinmusic1426 3 года назад
Commercials: This movie is a stupid adult comedy Critics, most of movie viewers and even Seth Macfarlane himself: This movie is a retarded adult comedy
@zsu-23-4shilka2
@zsu-23-4shilka2 4 года назад
“So this scene will be the most emotional one of them all....” *_”SIKE”_*
@cortomaltese5206
@cortomaltese5206 3 года назад
That pissed me off so much
@confusedcephalopod3496
@confusedcephalopod3496 2 года назад
“We’re a fun hospital” gets me every time🤣
@astro-aaron
@astro-aaron 2 года назад
How calmly that Doc just sais ‘we’re a fun hospital’ killed me and I can’t explain why
@coreydonna3900
@coreydonna3900 3 года назад
6:09 MacFarlane definitely knows how to make people crack up with his comedic style 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@jasonwayne2833
@jasonwayne2833 Год назад
It's Wahlberg
@JBibz
@JBibz Год назад
@@jasonwayne2833 ……ted is played by….fill in the blanks buddy
@KeithPlaysIsCool
@KeithPlaysIsCool 8 месяцев назад
Seth macfarlene
@fayemckither3107
@fayemckither3107 3 года назад
“I PUT A FROWNY FACE ON MY FACEBOOK STATUS! How am I supposed to explain that to everybody!!!” Omg 😂😂😂 did I couldn’t stop laughing! That line was genius lmao
@cameroncarter1739
@cameroncarter1739 Год назад
"Well i mean you can change your relationship status from single to its complicated" 😂
@Gojira-2008
@Gojira-2008 Год назад
“Your doing to have to do a lot better than that”😂
@yamigivo2693
@yamigivo2693 5 месяцев назад
@@Gojira-2008how about in a relationship with John Bennett
@thefirstbourne149
@thefirstbourne149 4 месяца назад
@@yamigivo2693Ok, that one's actually not far from touching, that's nice.
@theparapsychologypodcast3387
@theparapsychologypodcast3387 2 года назад
1:21 “Jesus Christ that’s the STARSHIP ENTERPIRSE.”
@michaelanguiano5528
@michaelanguiano5528 2 года назад
Forget it somebody call 911 johnny johnny come on stay with me pal
@theparapsychologypodcast3387
@theparapsychologypodcast3387 2 года назад
@@michaelanguiano5528 It was him! The guy dressed like the ninja turtle!
@michaelanguiano5528
@michaelanguiano5528 2 года назад
@@theparapsychologypodcast3387 which one
@theparapsychologypodcast3387
@theparapsychologypodcast3387 2 года назад
@@michaelanguiano5528 Ok, two can play this “where’s Waldo” sh*t. Sam give me your phone!
@michaelanguiano5528
@michaelanguiano5528 2 года назад
@@theparapsychologypodcast3387 that's him
@jeanalex8992
@jeanalex8992 2 года назад
Sam's reaction when the Doctor said John didn't make it really sold me.. A+ acting right there..
@Ben7892
@Ben7892 4 года назад
6:18 I like how ted is not mad at all That just makes me know that there friendship is infinity away from being destroyed
@septnovel
@septnovel 5 лет назад
6:08 I GOT YOU MOTHERF***ER😛
@Flammenwerfer142
@Flammenwerfer142 5 лет назад
Hes a fucking zombie😂😂
@cobracorporal6738
@cobracorporal6738 5 лет назад
That made me jump when I first saw this movie
@shalommercedmontes4795
@shalommercedmontes4795 5 лет назад
Best spoiler ever in the comments
@iliketseriessowhat4395
@iliketseriessowhat4395 5 лет назад
It 6:10
@mememaster1318
@mememaster1318 5 лет назад
i like t series So what? It’s more like 6:09
@user-dg7fn3ih1s
@user-dg7fn3ih1s 3 года назад
5:38 How can John pull that off without smiling?
@Ryker974
@Ryker974 3 года назад
“You could change your relationship status from single to its complicated” 😂 that line is underrated
@NJay110
@NJay110 5 лет назад
I'm glad that they tried figuring out who was the murderer before they tried helping out the guy who was crushed. Thats fine though we still got that funny ninja turtle scene.
@og_idrxp7896
@og_idrxp7896 5 лет назад
Shrek Awarness they didn’t they called 911 and then said who did this
@NJay110
@NJay110 5 лет назад
@@og_idrxp7896 ok cool
@hajarelmelhi3644
@hajarelmelhi3644 4 года назад
Bu e7ksug4 Uchida
@koooldide464
@koooldide464 4 года назад
Daniel Hutchinson still they didn’t lift it
@drangonslayergamer779
@drangonslayergamer779 4 года назад
Shrek Awarness well to be fair usually when they help the victim the murder slips away into the crowd and acts like he had nothing to do it
@Musaaa1
@Musaaa1 5 лет назад
6:48 "We're a fun hospital"
@johnhernandez9767
@johnhernandez9767 4 года назад
Musa Biyikli I want to go there 😂
@mr.d5839
@mr.d5839 3 года назад
Who is Gollum? Ah,she is a Model. 😂😂😂
@alyssamontgomery2978
@alyssamontgomery2978 3 месяца назад
To be fair, givin Ted himself the idea of Zombies isn't out of the realm of possibility.
@SJMJ91
@SJMJ91 4 года назад
"I put a frowny face on Facebook. How am I going to explain that?" Best line of social commentary ever!
@MCKLINE74
@MCKLINE74 4 года назад
I was going to cry then when he said “got you” I literally screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@MrMarmaduke09
@MrMarmaduke09 3 года назад
I did too 🤣🤣
@gregrocha
@gregrocha 2 года назад
I almost cried 😂
@mustafafranklin
@mustafafranklin Год назад
WTF IS GOING ON 🤣🤣🤣
@itsurboi7682
@itsurboi7682 2 года назад
7:31 when he said that i couldn't control myself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joshuaford2831
@joshuaford2831 Год назад
Jesus Christ the emotion in Seth MacFarlanes voice, what an amazing actor 🥺
@curtszzn
@curtszzn 3 года назад
Anyone just wanna hug Ted, hes so cute
@Indeeditsjoseph
@Indeeditsjoseph 3 года назад
I wanted to hug him when he was sad
@navykeltic6821
@navykeltic6821 3 года назад
I wouldn’t wanna hug him I wanna smoke weed with him 😅
@arshonpishkari3996
@arshonpishkari3996 3 года назад
Ya
@lukamilic
@lukamilic 2 года назад
Ted would probably say "That`s gay, man"🤣
@erainmartinez8175
@erainmartinez8175 2 года назад
when he cries I just wanna hug him to make him feel better
@michealjacksonsinnocent2488
@michealjacksonsinnocent2488 5 лет назад
And for a second I thought this was a ted 3 trailer
@discountbuki4924
@discountbuki4924 5 лет назад
Micheal Jackson’s Innocent same
@robertovalerio1483
@robertovalerio1483 4 года назад
dumbfucks
@lynsrattray4171
@lynsrattray4171 4 года назад
P
@imdeadinside7716
@imdeadinside7716 4 года назад
lol 974 stfu
@Musake7351
@Musake7351 4 года назад
lol 974 for real clearly has Ted 2 all over the freaking title 🤣🤣
@moycruzcruz1104
@moycruzcruz1104 2 года назад
Every time I see the part when donnie is dancing I laugh so hard
@FrankWolenczak
@FrankWolenczak Год назад
Donnie? you mean the second Raphael to I think it was a Tiffany song
@bri4nb55
@bri4nb55 Год назад
Idk why but I’m just love to watch this movie over and over . Honestly, it doesn’t get bored at all , and it is just keep bring the laugh to others and even myself 😂🤣.
@Mohico-San
@Mohico-San Год назад
Ted 2 is criminally underrated.
@DMS_Shisui
@DMS_Shisui 4 года назад
6:15 it took years but John finally won a fight against Ted...............I guess
@nickatkins9071
@nickatkins9071 4 года назад
We’re a fun hospital just adds to how you know Seth MacFarlane directed this. Full family guy feel and I love it
@Bald_Fury
@Bald_Fury Год назад
Her acting in this was crazy good 🤣
@lykaangelanunag297
@lykaangelanunag297 3 года назад
I was literally crying when Ted says his goodbyes.. Then John startled me when he shouted🤦😂
@BaileeFerguson64
@BaileeFerguson64 2 года назад
Same this would've been a perfect prank for Halloween or April Fool's!
@willrussell01
@willrussell01 3 года назад
6:09 This scared the sh!t outta me in the theaters 😂😂
@MrMarmaduke09
@MrMarmaduke09 2 года назад
Scared the hell out of me too 🤣🤣🤣
@CresstheSaiyan
@CresstheSaiyan 2 года назад
🤣🤣🤣
@SayokoOnigii
@SayokoOnigii 2 года назад
I laughed instead. 🤣🤣🤣
@willrussell01
@willrussell01 2 года назад
@@SayokoOnigii Well yeah of course I laughed too afterwards 😆
@letyperez5949
@letyperez5949 Год назад
HES A ZOMBIE HES A FUCKING ZOMBIE
@actuallytheguy8395
@actuallytheguy8395 5 лет назад
I put a frownie face on Facebook! How the hell am I supposed to explain that?!!! Perfect social commentary!
@nicktechnubyte1184
@nicktechnubyte1184 4 года назад
Ikr?! It's a very millennial thing to say! There's is such a thing as having a life without social media!
@henrylechmere5042
@henrylechmere5042 4 года назад
Playing dead is not fucking funny!
@benmunn7593
@benmunn7593 3 года назад
Remind me not to get on her bad side
@elchanmahmudov6517
@elchanmahmudov6517 Год назад
Am i the only one who literally cried at 2:00 ?
@Godzillafan914
@Godzillafan914 Год назад
Of laughter?
@nathankitchens5684
@nathankitchens5684 Год назад
I love how Ted used the same tactic on him for the dancing. And the first time I saw this film, I was upset when I thought John was dead, then BOO! I went from sad to hysterically laughing in a matter of 2 seconds. Love this scene.
@jacky-mq5kr
@jacky-mq5kr 4 года назад
7:26 “ Hunny they are classy , they are not like us.” 😂
@Brarvlogzz
@Brarvlogzz 3 года назад
🤣🤣
@josephinegeiger9792
@josephinegeiger9792 3 года назад
😂😂😂😂
@meow2492
@meow2492 3 года назад
I think I know you
@armanicaba684
@armanicaba684 3 года назад
😂
@richardjohnson4696
@richardjohnson4696 4 года назад
"They're classy, they aren't like us.." I love that line.
@traviscrumbey7969
@traviscrumbey7969 2 года назад
"No problem, we're a fun hospital"🤣🤣
@samjadragon
@samjadragon 3 года назад
I did this once to my cousin. Ironically he had a heart attack when I screamed. Thank God we were in a hospital
@dawsynlarson696
@dawsynlarson696 4 года назад
“That means the world coming from someone that went to Arizona state” 😂
@imrseal213
@imrseal213 5 лет назад
1:59 there’s more than one Raphael😂. I wonder which one
@cobracorporal6738
@cobracorporal6738 5 лет назад
2:03 - That's him
@edwardboutwell7689
@edwardboutwell7689 5 лет назад
They all moved though. One stepped out of the cops way if u noticed. Lol
@dempsey3727
@dempsey3727 4 года назад
I wonder how embarrassing it would be if he wasn’t the ninja turtle and he just had the music playing
@delislelifestyle
@delislelifestyle 4 года назад
i thought it was gonna be the one all the to the right since Donni’s so short
@Chloeprice1666
@Chloeprice1666 4 года назад
@@cobracorporal6738 FBI open up
@kingslayerwwe379
@kingslayerwwe379 5 месяцев назад
6:00 Jokes aside Ted really thought John was gone and shows his heart
@FuzeRed
@FuzeRed 3 года назад
"no no no honey, their classy. Their not like us."😭😂
@jeffsoltess4853
@jeffsoltess4853 4 года назад
Anyone else catch a pic of Family guy at 0:50😂 Seth Mcfarlane is awesome
@bobbycook1109
@bobbycook1109 3 года назад
Lol even in the first one ted says "I do not sound that much like Peter Griffin
@CJ-wr7wq
@CJ-wr7wq 3 года назад
Yep
@m4gn3tic82
@m4gn3tic82 3 года назад
On the right
@777mahiii
@777mahiii 3 года назад
Yep
@idiotsdoesthings5737
@idiotsdoesthings5737 3 года назад
I never noticed. Good eyes
@sirsquirrel6176
@sirsquirrel6176 3 года назад
I legit was on the verge of crying until John famed the whole thing.
@justmelmao
@justmelmao 11 месяцев назад
“I put a frowny face on Facebook!” got me bruh lmao
@crispyfryy3972
@crispyfryy3972 4 года назад
“Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up” “Johnny wake up”
@jasontodd2586
@jasontodd2586 4 года назад
*no*
@xnAqua
@xnAqua 4 года назад
*no*
@melonscumpthin8643
@melonscumpthin8643 4 года назад
I'm sorry, John.
@deznutzuse517
@deznutzuse517 4 года назад
Open your mouth
@cornyite2205
@cornyite2205 4 года назад
*No!*
@fnaffan116
@fnaffan116 3 года назад
6:21 me when my friend pranks me
@cyrilsaji6209
@cyrilsaji6209 Год назад
How he identified the bad guy is hilarious🤣🤣🤣
@bryan.shanks
@bryan.shanks Год назад
After playing music, dancing ,That’s him!
@PanzerMold
@PanzerMold 2 года назад
"No problem. We're a fun hospital." If only he was wearing clown paint. Lol
@wolfpawdrawsstudio4253
@wolfpawdrawsstudio4253 4 года назад
“No problem we’re a fun hospital” omg 😂😂😂😂😂❤️
@ivantheterrible2594
@ivantheterrible2594 4 года назад
Ted may be a foul-mouthed, pot-smoking teddy bear, but he's also a pretty decent guy and a down-to-earth friend. John's lucky to have him for a friend.
@greentoesbstatus4325
@greentoesbstatus4325 Год назад
It was a Christmas miracle after all
@heatherperleberg7816
@heatherperleberg7816 Год назад
Ted is also, most importantly, a fictional talking bear.
@jacobpatton7587
@jacobpatton7587 4 месяца назад
"The rocket ship just hit him!" "Jesus Christ, it's the Starship Enterprise!" 😂😂😂
@drumaticpageofmusic4148
@drumaticpageofmusic4148 2 года назад
I lost it at “Well, you could change your relationship status from ‘single’ to ‘it’s ‘complicated’.”
@dougg2012
@dougg2012 4 года назад
“No problem. We’re a fun hospital.” Lmao 😂
@thatoneguy7099
@thatoneguy7099 5 лет назад
Wait if Johnny wished to have ted to be alive cant ted pull the uno reverse card and revive him?
@_princesss.p_
@_princesss.p_ 5 лет назад
Emilio Figueroa EXACTLY I WAS THINKING THAT
@DRIZZLEMAC1
@DRIZZLEMAC1 4 года назад
OH THATS A VERY SMART THOUGHT!!!!
@danharold5055
@danharold5055 4 года назад
*REALIZATION 100*
@irrationalreality8276
@irrationalreality8276 4 года назад
You mean like Avatar the Last Airbender when Sokka's girlfriend becomes the moon?
@opennowfool4929
@opennowfool4929 4 года назад
That would kinda be stupid
@WendyLifeStudio
@WendyLifeStudio 2 года назад
That's him 2:06
@ayoitzEli
@ayoitzEli 3 года назад
Who is still enjoyed about how Mark jumpscares Ted and the girls? 🤣
@PJJ196
@PJJ196 4 года назад
We’re a fun hospital .. that part is gold
@luvvsushi6581
@luvvsushi6581 4 года назад
“Jesus what happened here!?” “The rocket ship hit him” Ted: Jesus Christ, *ITS THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE*
@midgesherwood2685
@midgesherwood2685 2 года назад
Its like a Book of Mormon reference right there...
@mexicanbatman8157
@mexicanbatman8157 2 года назад
It's*
@keairafowler1577
@keairafowler1577 11 месяцев назад
" i put a frowny face on Facebook"😂😂😂😂
@lukebappo
@lukebappo 3 года назад
No problem. We’re a fun hospital. Best line ever.
@raykazmi8521
@raykazmi8521 4 года назад
Honestly I low-key knew he was alive but he scared the shit out of me when he said “I GOT YOU MOTHERFUCKER”
@milandior2045
@milandior2045 5 лет назад
6:13 i’m dying😂
@aidencano5410
@aidencano5410 6 месяцев назад
6:12
@smokeandquiltingmemorysbyw4494
@smokeandquiltingmemorysbyw4494 3 года назад
Ted : * plays a song * Donny thoughts : dang it Donny : * dances * Ted : that’s the one
@puppeteersam9936
@puppeteersam9936 Год назад
I wish I had a friendship like this one day.
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