Teddy's Story Joint - Studio C 

I love how no one paid except the poor dude

They need to make a sequel to this.

"Hey, boss, the new batch of characters came in real bland." "Just save it for the new Twilight book." "You got it."

So wait does that mean freelance writers are the people who cook it at home and farm all their ingredients?

Lucas: Can you throw in a hot lady with brown hair who will be shipped with the protagonist, until the second to last movie where she will end up with Sarcastic best friend. Rowling: I'll have the same please!

Dont forget the short, lovable creature with pointy ears who helps the main character then dies near the end of the series

Ann Withers would love this place.

Teddy: "Hey, Mr. Miyamoto! What can I get you?" Miyamoto: "I'm making a new Legend of Zelda game for the Nintendo 64, and I would like a young boy who wears green, doesn't have any parents, raised in a forest where children don't grow up, fights with a sword, and a fairy for a companion." Teddy: "Matt, heat up Peter Pan!"

"Yeah, I'd like another Fast and Furious." "Another one? You've had 8 at this point. How many more do you need?" "I promise this will be the last one." "That's what you said about the last 5." "I mean it this time." "ok. Here's your last Fast and Furious. ......It won't be the last one."

I love this one so much. XD The only part that throws me a little is that how on earth did Whitney get hired at this place without having any idea what they do?

This is by far one of Studio c's best sketches. It is so well thought out and extremely witty! The cast of Studio C are more talented than they get credit for. They are wonderful actors, great writers, and most of them can even sing well. Don't worry Studio C, more success is bound to come to you!

Matt: ''Hey Boss, we just had a big grease fire explosion in the Kitchen.'' Teddy: ''Give it to Michael Bay.'' I love that part. 😂

"The new batch of characters came out real bland." "Just save 'em for the new Twilight book." 😂😂

"All those poor high schoolers." I SOOO AGREE! Every literature test is filled with stories nobody's read!

This thing outta have a sequel sometime XD

This is the only episode I've seen so far. My former Creative Writing teacher suggested I watch this video.

"HEAT UP CALVIN AND HOBBES!" rofl

teddy: hello, what can i get cha? disney: hello id like a tv show plot nickelodeon: me too teddy: okay what nickelodeon: i want.... disney: EXTREMELY CHEESY CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT Nickelodeon: YES, YES, WITH LOTS OF UNREALISTIC ROMANCE Disney: OH YEAH, CHARACTERS _ACTUALLY_ FALLING IN LOVE WITH CRUSHES Teddy: anything else? Both: NOPE. WE'LL TAKE TWENTY

This sketch is brilliant, absolutely BRILLIANT!

They should make a sequel of this with Ann Withers😂🤣🤣

"Ugh Muggles" that was the funniest moment on earth

I'll have to show this to my English professors tomorrow. They'll either laugh or want to lynch me.

The moment when you realise that Star Wars and Harry Potter have the same plot

In the background there are pictures of Jason with people like Stan Lee, Justin Beiber, Brad Pitt and others

"Matt, heat up a Calvin and Hobbes!" That's my favorite part😂😂😂

They really outdid themselves in this one - had so many punchlines!

Who comes up with sketch ideas like this? They're great! Favorite line: "And because I like you so much, I'll throw in the sea." lol

This is almost literally how I wrote stories when I was 8.

"hey boss, we just had a grease fire explosion in the kitchen.." "Save it for Michael Bay!" "Got it!" lol

“Ok I will give u an old man and bc I like u I’ll through in the sea” OOF 😂

Rick Riordan: Hey, I need another mythology series. Teddy: Okay. Do you want the same myth genera? Rick Riodan: Nah, do it the same but with different myths. Teddy: Okay... Sarcastic male protagonist, best friend sidekick or two, girl he's definitely going to end up with at the end- Rick: Oh, could you make her Muslim this time? I wanna add diversity. Teddy: Sure, why not? Throw in some commonly known villain, a few likable backroad characters, and random references to your other series. Here you go, uncle Rick! The first book for Magnus Chase and the Gods of Asgard! Rick: Thanks! Off to make the fangirls cry. Edit: wrote this when the first book came out. Literally had no idea Alex existed so excuse my assumption of Magnus+Sam

Someone should make a real Teddy's Story Joint, only instead of making novels for the customers, it should be a place where writers can hang out and work on their novels and such. ^_^

I lost it at "Give it to the next Twilight book!" Studio C is amazing, they get better each season!

EVERY HALLMARK CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER: Teddy: "Hey there, welcome to Teddy's Story Joint, how can I help you today?" Hallmark movie guy: "Hi, could I get the usual Hallmark Christmas-themed movie plot?" Teddy: "Alrighty, sure thing.. Christmas-themed drama which takes place in a small town, with some minor characters preparing for some big annual event (Christmas party, parade, festival, etc.) taking place on Christmas Eve. Two main characters, a male and a female, are also preparing for the event, and are in a relationship with each other. However, some type of obstacle stands in the way of their relationship (whether it be a flaw in one or both of the character's personalities, or a disagreement) and they put their relationship on halt, yet for some reason they still see each other often (deep inhale) One of the main character's children, and a jolly guy with a white beard who looks strangely like Santa Claus help the two in mending back their relationship. In the end, the two main characters make up just in time, during the night of the annual Christmas event on Christmas Eve." Hallmark movie guy: "Yeah, um, about that.. could I get about 100 or more of those? Our Countdown to Christmas event begins next month.." Teddy: "Sure thing. Order up!"

Please make a sequel to this!!! One of my favorite Studio C videos!

"...great at flying, super whiny."😂😂😂😂😂

Teddy's Story Joint is frozen in time.

Uh, Harry wears glasses *affirming point*

I just read the old man and the sea for high school....and I loved it.

OMG CALVIN AND HOBBES YES!!!!

Why can't I have this for my books? Also, I really hope all these people found this and laughed instead of sighed.

*Riordan walks in* Hey, I want a kid, magic powers, looks up to his dad but never sees him, has a girlfriend/best friend but they never get together for real, uhh, also goes to a magical training facility." Rowling: Ooh yes! I want some of his and some of Lucas'!

***** Whenever Y'all said Calvin and Hobbs, my childhood passed before my eyes.

I hope these guys are real proud of cooking up Avatar: The Last Airbender, the most timeless and original story in history

George Orwell: Yes, hi. I would like a story where the likeable, yet mysterious characters are constantly watched by an old man and are subject to a dystopian/totalitarian regime in England, and are being slave worked by their new governments that said they are here to protect them. Teddy: Of course, with or without pork? George Orwell: Hmm... I'll try both. You never know... (Truth behind 1984 and Animal Farm)

Aye, I wanna horrible love story, lot's of awkward eye-staring. One Twilight story comin' up!

Loved the bit about twilight and bland characters!

I think this is the best thing I've ever watched

"Matt heat up calvin and hobbes for me!" 😂😂😂😂😂 I got so excited especially since I am a HUGE FAN OF CALVIN AND HOBBES!!☺ Calvin is truly the funniest 6 year old I have ever seen..and he believes in his stuffed tiger hobbes like you wouldn't believe!😂😂

Nickelodeon executive: "Hi, I'm greenlighting a kids' show. I want a boy and his pet blue dog who searches for clues together." Teddy: "Matt, reheat Scooby-doo!"

Nice lord of the rings reference. :3

i loved he part "hey harry wears glasses" lol

"The Secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." - Einstein Lol. They should have had Christopher Paolini right behind J.K. Rowling saying "I'll have what he's having too!"

Matt: "Hey, boss? The new plot came in a bit thick and difficult to parse. Should we throw it out?" "Nah, just keep it. I'm sure some indie game developer'll want it."

Teddy: Hey, Mr. Jonathan Lynn! Lynn: Hey Teddy! I'm making a movie where the viewer doesn't know where they're goin, and have different endings to every possible solution. Teddy: Comin right up! MATT! Reheat the "Choose your own adventure" novels! Lynn: But I want it only with one ending, and I want to give them hints to the answer. What should I call it? Teddy: Hints? Lynn: Too basic Teddy and Lynn: CLUE!

I will have one Percy Jackson skit, please.

"The new batch of characters are rather bland" "Save it for the next Twilight book." THANK YOU THIS IS WHAT I NEEDED TODAY

This is my favourite sketch!

I felt the “Old Man and the Sea” reference 😭😭😭

"Mr. Baum what can I get you?" "Hey. Teddy I want a young girl, ends up in a fantasy world, meets characters who are lacking in something that others have, and meets the leader who is a blowhard but she stands up to him." "Matt, heat up Alice in Wonderland." "Okay but we already gave some to Jim Barrie."

You missed one. Nicholas Sparks, two people from opposite social classes fall in love, something separates them, they come back together, someone dies

The George Lucas and JK Rowling part is so hilariously true

PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN 5: DEAD MAN TELL NO TALES!

7 years later and this is still gold

"Matt, heat up Calvin & Hobbes!" xD dying of laughter!!

This is my absolute favorite Studio C sketch

Disney channel: i want a tv show with extra cheese, please nickelodeon: ooh, sounds good me too

That past one, I just bursted out laughing. I don't think a single video has done that to me before. Krep up the great work

The bit about Rowling and Lucas made me laugh because those are my two favorite franchises, and looking back Harry Potter is basically Star Wars but with witch craft (also the Michal Bay bit, so incredibly true)

Jason: “Are you sure? They get more watered down after every one” Me: Ain’t that the truth.

Teddy: Yes what can I do for you Disney Disney: We need lots of characters and something modern Teddy: go heat up full house matt

I would like to here more of what they say about Tolkien. PotC was and awesome point on here! "Don't mix it up to much. I want it to be just like the last four."

This is classic! As I writer there are times when I NEED this place! lol ;D

Honestly, this is how it usually feels to brainstorm a story...

this was oddly satisfying for me for some reason

PLease do a part 2

You know, Studio C is like Saturday Night Live, but totally appropriate! LOVE IT! IT'S INGENIOUS!!

This would really help with english writing assignments for school😄

hey I'm making a movie called Frozen, it's about a royal heir who is overwhelmed and runs.away then sings about letting go of their dealings not knowing there home kingdom is in trouble and then a loved one comes and tells them they need to realize who they are. Jason:Matt!!heat up the Lion king

at 0:15 you can see a photo of him with Stan Lee in the back he must of been one of their best customers

CALVIN AND HOBBES!!! :D

i wish producing stories were that easy! at least i can dream... :) thanks Studio C!

Whoa I just realize that the restaurant logo is pretty smart it looks like a burger, but the ingredients are book spines.

This is my favorite Studio C by far (I've seen all of them)

Jeez. Being in 2021 that politician joke at the end hits different

"Smells believable, let's go!"

lol This explains pretty much all of Wattpad lol.

I just watched a Studio C ad before a Studio C video

I really like this actually just like the restaurant of life!

WE NEED ANOTHER ONEEEEE !!!

as a writer, there are times when I wished this place was real...

That's why Horcruxes didn't show up until the last couple books: The Story Joint was out of stock!

I wish this place existed. Talks in church would be so much easier.

I don't mind if two things start the same, just as long as they don't keep doing the same thing as each other throughout the story (such as is the case of Star Wars and Harry Potter).

Apparently pirates of the Caribbean got a fifth refill 😂 the new one does look good though

Waiter: "Hello Mr Toriyama, what can I get for you." Akira Toriyama: *screams* Waiter: OK then, anything else? Toriyama: How about a powerful but naive and goofball protagonist with a dark haired friend with questionable morals? Masashi Kishimoto: Hey that sounds good, could I have one of those too?

You know, the new Pirates of the Caribbean is coming out now!

this place needs to exist! i am a creative writer and this is rich

These guys never cease to provide entertainment. Thank you Studio C!!

I am a writer and all I can say is where is this place I’m joking but sometimes it’s good to go with your past stories to reboot and relive your memories from writing it the first time and loved the Micheal bay joke