Teenage Easter | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von #382

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Theo is back from the road to discuss forbidden yogurt, boob smoke, false alarm children, and S-cakes. Riley gives us a love life update.
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@JJJJ-dc3np 2 года назад

"there was a time in my life I wouldn't have told anybody I just had some yogurt. Especially a man". That hits 1 billion original sentences spoken by Theo which have never been said before.

@josh-ll 2 года назад

"Im surprised satan hasnt opened that lil tuna can"

@jamiehall-hanlon3104 2 года назад

“Especially a man” icing on the cake.

@kmdudich 2 года назад

That’s the word !!!! He’s fucking ORIGINAL. I’ve been having a time tryna pinpoint why I love Theo lol that’s why, he’s OC at all times

@briananderson2035 2 года назад

Lmao. Facts

@iAMitUnot 2 года назад

@@bunnygirls556 I couldn’t have said it better myself.

@grantrichardson2896 2 года назад

The UNBUSTABLE Riley Mao!! Man… I’m ready for an episode that starts “by popular demand my next guest is….” And then we get a whole solid hour and a half of Theo and Riley! That would be upstairs af.

@dalekay9ine 2 года назад

THIS.

@LBTennis 2 года назад

Every episode is like a new Theo Special. For free

@auroraborealis13579 2 года назад

Right?! How the fuck does he do it??

@docjohnson1 2 года назад

And funnier then his special

@mcnell311 2 года назад

And waaaay better than his standup

@emmajayne682 2 года назад

Amen 🙏🏻 to that

@alfredoma5015 2 года назад

Shouts to Riley man, it takes courage to talk about his dating woes. Stand up individual. Don’t bust his balls so much Theo lol he’s got a pure heart

@johnnie543 2 года назад

Riley Mau is a Christian knight whose path to righteousness will not be swayed by some heathen harlot bruh

@abri11tino 2 года назад

“She was at a church and somebody stole a wheel from her car.” “Jesus take the wheel, baby” I almost blew Gatorade out my nose

@carlzmossberg5438 2 года назад

It got me too. Lmfao

@W0lf 2 года назад

I bloody died laughing

@a-q9414 2 года назад

Man theo is quick. Like a squirrel to a nut daddy

@kodykindrick6358 2 года назад

Same bruh 😆

@jeffreyrobert3342 2 года назад

Gang

@lori-lr6gi 2 года назад

There's not another person on the planet that has this level of originality. A total gem ❤️

@Luke-ofStoke-Factor 2 года назад

Riff Raff.

@bitcornisbitcornandidontca5676 2 года назад

Gang gang doggie

@peppermintnightmare4741 2 года назад

@Lucas Van I loved that episode. They're totally on the same wavelength. Riff didn't come off as douchey as I thought he is, in that episode.

@Luke-ofStoke-Factor 2 года назад

@@peppermintnightmare4741 riff raff is swag. And FUN.

@ryankelly1840 2 года назад

@@Luke-ofStoke-Factor need another collab fashoooo

@littlebigman1231 2 года назад

Finding out that Mr. Riley Mao is on the pod today is like seeing Precious on Good Morning America. Praise God!

@evanwall7589 2 года назад

PTL baby

@jpk9902 2 года назад

I will be inside Riley

@enochkilo5320 2 года назад

@@jpk9902 nice bedside manner there

@dismaldice3045 Год назад

@@jpk9902 ….

@Atm8y 2 года назад

Theo is one of the only people that can take me out of a negative headspace. I pray you start to believe in yourself the way we believe in you. Love you. Gang gang

@jonlucas6124 2 года назад

Word I'm thankful theo makes himself vulnerable for others to connect with him. He has helped me thru the day so many times.

@bloatedcorpse2728 2 года назад

same here man. i love him 😭

@mattrim8657 2 года назад

Gang

@peppermintnightmare4741 2 года назад

GangGang

@ashleymeggan 2 года назад

True.

@seancov3441 2 года назад

Poor Riley, the kids getting the old “car problems” excuse… happens to the best of us…

@textme9473 2 года назад

HELLO 👋 HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY 💙WRITE💙💙ME💙💙ON💙💙WHATSAPP💙⁺⁺⑴⑻⑺0⑷0⑼⑴⑷⑼⑶

@charlottewilmore7074 2 года назад

Or it just happens to the worst of y’all.. she threw the book of bad excuses at ol Riley

@ZombieGameAreMe 2 года назад

The love Theo has for Riley is so funny its next level when he asks about the dates

@Twirlingbarbie 2 года назад

Sometimes its like we are reading Theo's diary "Dear diary, today I ate yoghurt"

@larrybrown1789 2 года назад

On the solo podcast I’ve always thought It’s like a mix between a Diary & Emotional Captains log. Always makes for good mood and emotions.

@sierramalpass9876 2 года назад

I love that you said yoghurt!

@tkrs5461 2 года назад

It really is.. and I’ve never expressed my irrational dislike for yogurt like this man but he said it

@LauraHopkins 2 года назад

"Don't look inside your body to complete a recipe for children." is the fuckin funniest thing I've ever heard. Shit, I needed that! Thanks man. For everything. Gang gang

@cajunrando2556 2 года назад

It's a lot less funny if you read the story. And I can laugh at damned near anything. Those people need to be shot.

@jakelehigh8791 2 года назад

Right⁉️ he knows how to break it down

@PWS859 2 года назад

Can we just take a second to imagine Riley and Theo interacting off camera. Before the cameras start rolling. Amazing.

@JRC_86 2 года назад

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say this is one of the top TPW openings ever. The yogurt rant combined with the titty powder was just damn epic 🤣 WTF - You're the best Theo. Thank you. ONWARD to 1 million subs.

@tensinkano6888 2 года назад

Between them hammertime front yams, ya know, them yogurt wagons baby 🤣 Theo is the best at alternate names

@the.shotgun.approach 2 года назад

Totally! I had to rewind and hear it again I was so mystified.

@Jinxx270 2 года назад

28:15

@NoBeunoPendejo 2 года назад

AGGREEDD! Hilarious and the terms he was coming up for her boobs was 💋👌and as a woman whose heard it all... it was just uniquley artistic! He def made it easy to visualize... Starting at 2:45 Theo elaborates on this womans Bangers, her damn front honeys, like a couple of damn freakin milk bears and how they were just getting ready for spring! How they were just a couple of Big White mobey dicks and how she put powder between those premier bunnies baby, those hammertime front yams!? That last one made me laugh the hardest... I mean........ wtf? 😭😆 Where does he even come up with these things? You GOTTA Love Theo's mind! Gang Gang!

@NoBeunoPendejo 2 года назад

It's not what Theo says but how he says it... his delivery is so unique! I think that's probably the best description for his comedy style. Uniquely Theo. I mean... You or I could say exactly what he says but it would never be as funny! Never.

@moneyhoney606 2 года назад

i was so worried about riley, glad he's still around

@bdoginit 2 года назад

Yeah too bad his girl rejected him cause of car trouble. That’s a pretty hard one to handle

@Freemouse159 2 года назад

I had a girl once who broke it off cos she took a wrong turn once, car troubles man.

@markonino12 9 месяцев назад

Ya he's gonna off himself soon mark my words

@markonino12 9 месяцев назад

Rilyes deleting all my comments lmaob

@tonysloan2535 2 года назад

Theo and Riley’s interactions are always so funny for no reason

@markonino12 9 месяцев назад

Why? Cuz he's a Simp? ND u can relate to that

@sixstringblues06 2 года назад

"Yogurt wagons, milk bears, McNodules" lol Im amazed at his hilarious names hee comes up with

@caseycrow4000 2 года назад

Incredible honestly. I’m always surprised at what he comes up with.

@sixstringblues06 2 года назад

@@caseycrow4000 I agree lol he is a treasure

@BryanB.C 2 года назад

I was dying wit Yogurt Wagons lmao

@mitchellharrison136 2 года назад

Funniest ever. “If a girl 6’5 she damn can barely keep her eyes open sometimes”- Theo Von

@UppingDowners 2 года назад

Them little ones got that fire 🔥 in them lol 😂

@CCitis 2 года назад

The gas can't get up there... I was loling so hard hahaha

@GraveyardGod6 2 года назад

i love how riley was sittin there thinkin “did she really have good intentions?”

@chedda69 2 года назад

Feel kinda bad for my boy Riley Mau - he really did well to put himself out there. Glad he's staying healthy tho and hope he one day will find a nice christian baddie. Gotta love tha guy, praise Jesus

@ChrisMat866 2 года назад

My rotors are bad so I can’t fall in love 😂😂😂 this man leaves us with golden lines every time

@larrybrown1789 2 года назад

Much needed TPW soul session, lone early morning hitter with the Rat Daddy. Gang Gang

@dogbackwards33 2 года назад

anyone else notice he frequently mentions JAPAN?

@Jinxx270 2 года назад

28:15

@CCitis 2 года назад

I have no idea how this man just sits here and talks about life... but has me absolutely rolling on the floor laughing. Theo, keep grindin baby.

@marcusperry9481 2 года назад

Theo is getting way better pulling answers out of Riley. Haha.. He's giving him "number of words" goals now.. love it. :-)

@BryanB.C 2 года назад

“You want a decent amount of women” wise words always by Theo.

@moriyokiri3229 2 года назад

I just moved into a new apartment last week and it's a duplex so I am officially UPSTAIRS if you need me baby! Gang gang!

@jmaice83616 2 года назад

Man, when Theo said "Jesus take the Wheel." After Riley Mau told him that the girl he asked out got her wheel stolen. I was cooking a burger in my kitchen and I literally just dropped to the floor because I was laughing so hard. That joke kind of wrote itself, let's be honest, but at the same time it takes a genius like Theo to actually Say it out loud! 😆😂🤣😭

@johnwoods5095 2 года назад

I was sitting on the toilet watching and laughed so hard at Jesus take the wheel I started pooping out last months dinner

@dogbackwards33 2 года назад

I got to meet you Theo and when I did, I said "You are so Loved." I meant that so much! All your fans are good people and I am so grateful.

@keithstapleton2087 2 года назад

Awake from having a bad night. It's 4am here in Washington. Thank you for posting bro, been in some hard times amd this helped me laugh and get my minf off some stuff. Thank you theo and thank you comment section. Yall are the most supportive

@outdoorloser4340 2 года назад

Gang buddy. I'm awake too up here in whatcom County.

@wendyhodge5550 2 года назад

Hopefully your feeling better today. Theo is my go to therapy 💯❤️

@leem9327 2 года назад

Keep your head up pardna. Take 'er one day at a time.. So much to be thankful and do your best for.🤘🏻 could be reppin that embankment gang like our boy BC. Praise God. ✌🏼❤

@sideways1486 2 года назад

In Washington here too! Stay strong my brotha gang gang

@Phlayr 2 года назад

🙏🏼

@Ryan-gc8xk 2 года назад

Been sober 1 month thank you for helping me

@larrybrown1789 2 года назад

Congratulations good for you, stay strong and safe. Day by day

@dbeck82 2 года назад

Awesome!

@expressionlessd6694 2 года назад

Theo hit gold with Riley bruh

@ericmilton2324 2 года назад

Riley is as pure as it gets boy. Using a CRJ song to express ya hearts professions!? Thats unadulterated love bruh

@camsovde8063 2 года назад

The day Theo makes Riley Mau laugh is the day the world ends

@jetorixjones 2 года назад

Riley could feed the world with the s-cakes he's got stored up.

@MrsRobinson0741 2 года назад

Sadly her rejections sounded like excuses…her putting her head on his shoulder could definitely send him mixed messages. Wish him luck!

@jacobharbert4332 2 года назад

I love how theo is slowly pulling riley out of his own ass. Finally got the boy breathin and speakn. Much love Von

@cubalutionmr8584 2 года назад

When I heard Devins call it gave me goosebumps. I too went through the worst heart break and survived a motorcycle accident last year. Thank you theo for bringing a smile to people that need it the most. Gang gang

@yurinoworry 2 года назад

Havent gotten to that part yet but sadly reminded of my buddy who passed away after a motorcycle accident :( RIP Jack Eason.

@Missperidoteyes11 2 года назад

@@yurinoworry I'm sorry for your loss, I wish u & the rest of his loved ones the best💛

@cubalutionmr8584 2 года назад

@@yurinoworry I'm sorry to hear. Rest in paradise.

@soufianeraddahi2365 2 года назад

Just woke up, TPW dropped, today is gonna be a good day. Thanks Theo!

@nomad2076 2 года назад

I just wrote the same thing 🤣

@princevegeta-son 2 года назад

I ain't been to sleep, I'M UP STAIRS

@SkilledFloorGuy 2 года назад

Damn straight, gang

@dsper7640 2 года назад

Facts

@SevenHunnid 2 года назад

When i look at the top & see all the succesful people.. there is NO mexicans 😩I review weed products on my RU-vid channel .. tryna make it out💯

@tammyjanssens5863 2 года назад

Keeping Riley Mao is genius 🤣

@BenLawesy 2 года назад

Jesus take the wheel is my favourite Theo joke to date

@lexig3503 2 года назад

Omg don’t make Riley elaborate anymore on reasons why that girl didn’t want him- my heart can’t take it! Poor Riley - god please no one ever quote a Carly Rae Jensen song to ask me out.

@katelynbrown98 2 года назад

That poor boy sounded so nervous. Lol.

@katelynbrown98 2 года назад

Does he not believe in masturbation?

@fishwithlegs7409 2 года назад

Jesus loves you Theo. Be careful with all those dirt serpents in the bad guy club. Stay strong.

@emackz8206 2 года назад

I’m so glad I found Theo in the past year man the amount of laughter and emotional therapy damn near is crazy. Theo you are doing something right man like u said u are on to something man n it beautiful gang gang

@HoneyDJeong 2 года назад

He seems to be in a better place emotionally and I'm happy for him!

@tsering2342 2 года назад

Theo given life lessons to Riley like he’s his North Korean pen pal 😂❤️

@shsnrod17 2 года назад

20:25 - 29:45 Is exactly why Theo is the best interviewer. Couldn't stop laughing haha

@lukebryer1536 2 года назад

Hell yes ! Theo in the morning is a proper way to start any day. Much love brother

@danmorse2002 2 года назад

I loved yogurt growing up…. Then one day it just grossed me out… years later I tried Greek yogurt. I now eat at least 2 a day. Whole new world.

@gigacade 2 года назад

Yoplait used to slap as a kid, I can't remember the last time I ate yogurt.

@Ruckus333 2 года назад

@@jovanka--------3413 looking to get banned? I think you'll get your wish Randy!

@DanielBarron45 2 года назад

Same. Maybe its a normal cycle.

@aidencashy6727 2 года назад

“It was like her tits were vapin’ bruh” absolutely hilarious! Theo is the improv king, even if it’s written it just looks so off the cuff. Too good 👌🏻

@legacyrant5826 2 года назад

Theo starting off with that yogurt hitter.

@gourmethotdog 2 года назад

Riley is gonna find a girl worthy of him soon! Hang in there Riley!

@hotspotteaco.1675 2 года назад

That's one of my favorite things when Theo chats with the incredibly authentic Riley. Nothing makes the Theo pause shine more brilliantly than that. There is something special about that Riley.

@rossanaflores03 2 года назад

“Dammnnn Big Dog you are saving that thing boy ” !!! MY GOD!!! hahahhaha

@larhondalivelife 2 года назад

You know I got about 7% pervert in me 🤣🤣😭😭😭 he could’ve ended the podcast there

@kylielittlefield9794 2 года назад

"At the morgue, He runs off behind the lockers" 😄 haha

@larhondalivelife 2 года назад

@@kylielittlefield9794 🤣🤣🤣

@LPTrading1 2 года назад

@@kylielittlefield9794 lmao

@Eltopshottah 2 года назад

This guy is a gem

@smasherpump9447 2 года назад

I am only referring to my jizz as “wiener fentanyl” from now on 😂 bro you got me DYING every single solo episode you put out is fire

@CezaMVO 2 года назад

Each time I see a solo episode, In the back of my head I hope that Riley is going to pop up. I love how theo doesn't introduce him, just starts talking and then they randomly pan in his direction. Mua is on the prowl.

@dannemannen18 2 года назад

Riley is growing. More into the conversation etc. I hope he finds a nice girl.

@YusefGof 2 года назад

Love ya Theo. Keep making peoples lives better and remember that anytime you’re feeling down. You deserve all of the happiness you give others

@beatleviking89 Год назад

Riley and Theo balance each other out perfectly

@hiupjosh 2 года назад

Theo telling Riley that closing your eyes after you say something is homoerotic IS WHAT THEO DO

@timmorrell9828 2 года назад

The outdoors or indoors question will always instantly crack me up lmfao love you Theo this was a great episode had me laughing the whole time

@mark7324 2 года назад

Love you Theo, so glad you're back

@jessschwepp5142 2 года назад

How are Theo and Riley complete opposites and both wholesome

@ryantrautmann6060 2 года назад

He did not say “them frontbags” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 love you theo

@justinbrown7048 2 года назад

His interactions with riley mau...fking hilarious

@sylasmalone6126 2 года назад

The most awkward conversations I've ever heard from 2 humans.

@justinbrown7048 2 года назад

@@sylasmalone6126 n theo can still make magic happen .even talking to someone as unfunny. Maelencoly type dude as riley ..theo tha.GOAT

@braydenharrison3952 2 года назад

What a way to start my workday, a fresh solo hitter, yessssssirrr. Syndrome looks like it’s in remission this morning Theo looking good!

@bunnygirls556 2 года назад

*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘

@elvisj.2443 2 года назад

“Jesus take the wheel” 💀😂😂😂

@9xxDARKMIDGETxx9 2 года назад

“ at least put on the wipers to create some sort of movement “ LMFAO

@John-tg5vn 2 года назад

Hey Theo you should consider interviewing Phil Anselmo, he’s from Louisiana and I think you’d have a lot to talk about

@dalekay9ine 2 года назад

Or Dax or Sammy from Acid Bath

@macgarcia3682 2 года назад

“But that’s crime, that doesn’t have anything to do with y’all’s feelings I feel like” - Theo

@frankiemuniz9679 2 года назад

That initial sound that came out your mouth was a sound of a lion waking up from a nap. Rawr on big cat ✨

@patrickwright4440 2 года назад

"I don't really have any other choice I don't think, but to be where I'm at in my life." Damn, that shit hits

@SoundRayStudio1 2 года назад

Theo is asking dude questions about his date like he's reading a 50 shades of Grey.

@montueswedthursfri 2 года назад

bless Riley's soul lol. I actually think him and Theo work strangely perfectly together, only because Theo knows how to talk to him and react

@Michael-vg6ti 9 месяцев назад

I love how Theo doesn't discriminate when it comes to British accent . His ability to incorporate English Irish Scottish and Welsh all in one accent is unmatched 😂😂

@galexymdh2447 2 года назад

I wanted to be here with you too Theo. Thanks my brotha. Going through so much but none of that matters for this little time we got. Much love 🤝🤞🏽♥️

@alivecityband 2 года назад

Theo is an absolute genius. Thank you for all that you do! I like the podcast even more than the specials, it’s so off the cuff and witty and quick!!

@Ramboskates85 2 года назад

Happy Mardi Gras Theo!! Watching and listening on the way to the parades!

@bunnygirls556 2 года назад

@BalotelliFan713 2 года назад

Riley out here doing the Lord's work. Keep that Vril til you Bae up for life.

@ecpcrew1 2 года назад

These are the best, when he wants to be here for us and we encourage we are the ones that need him. Gang baby PTL

@beaverw270 2 года назад

Hey buddy remember me yelling darrel strawberry at the show? You literally gave me one of the best experience of my life regardless of how you thought the crowd responded. You have to remember its a small town half the crowd were dudes gfs that probably did know who you were. Please dont let it make you not wanna come back man. Come on man.

@beaverw270 2 года назад

Didnt know*

@sweggatronthemighty6351 2 года назад

Be whow Zhu hoody St Augustine

@shampowpants6058 2 года назад

Had me in tears laughing over the car trouble can’t be in love part 😂 Thank you Theo, I haven’t laughed like that in a while 🥲

@azneon14 2 года назад

Protect Riley at all costs

@31ktiffany 2 года назад

i want to have theo's level of interest with whoever he is talking to, man literally seems so fascinated by conversations and wants to know every detail. it's very wholesome

@nomad2076 2 года назад

TPW drops the same time my alarm goes off? Todays gonna be a good day.

@nickystixxx2481 2 года назад

jesus take the wheel, had me dying after riley saying her wheel was stolen at church

@joseph6929 2 года назад

The dudes that call into theos show are such chill salt of the earth guys

@brianakennedy1594 2 года назад

“i need new rotors so i can’t fall in love” 😭😭😭

@susanhowie2796 2 года назад

I love waking up to Theo. ❤️

@falasteeny2745 2 года назад

I for one thank you for being so honest about yogurt! Means the world to me! Lol

@cjbernardo93 2 года назад

“My blinker doesn’t work so I can’t date you… my rotors are bad so I can’t fall in love” 🤣😭😭

@jaredm8351 2 года назад

people who hate on Riley are really missing out on the most natural form of comedy...this dude and theos exchanges are so fucking funny

@Hoesnatcher 2 года назад

Theo I’m dealing with some heavy, heavy selfish shit rn. But damn man, honestly these really keep me going. Love the headspace I can get back into . We gonna get thru this alright We MEN babyyyy GANG GANG