The poor RU-vid subscription salesman tries to get through a work day with his sanity intact.
If I missed your name, sorry, you're still awesome!
If you look closely, you can pinpoint the exact moment in time I start to lose my mind and/or fall asleep myself.
This ASMR Roleplay features repetitive triggers, saying your name, rotary phone sounds, dialling, mechanical sounds, retro telephone sounds, tea drinking sounds, bit of eating crackers
00:00 Let’s get to work
04:00 - Are you sure this is the right list, boss?
54:50 - Hey Brad, would you rather have eyes for feet or subscribe to Birch in the woods?
1:04:55 - Technical difficulties, or, the cloak of invisibility
1:09:27 - Back to your regularly scheduled programming
1:20:30 - I'm working on commission, I can doodle if I want.
1:24:25 - I need a snack
1:37:20 - Have you ever been kidnapped by rats, but in a relaxing way?
1:46:36 - Have you ever died and waken up somewhere you didn’t expect, but on the Internet?
2:14:50 - Have you ever made a wager with a gnome in the woods?
2:24:40 - I’m about to clock out
2:33:30 - Have you ever been to the edge of the world, but on the internet?
2:44:00 - That’s the end of the line
If you'd like to support my work on Patreon and get a peek behind the scenes at my creative process you can go here: / birchinthewoods
Thank you to Corey Sue, OrionAmastacia, JennyM, Shellmer, Paloma and Claire for being patrons!
I'm on Throne if you'd like to get me a prop or something else for a future video: throne.me/u/birch_in_the_wood...
Let's talk on Twitter: birchinthewoods
I'm also sporadically on Instagram: / birch_in_the_woods
What is #ASMR?
ASMR stands for Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response - it's that nice tingling feeling you might get when someone whispers or speaks softly close to your ears or when you hear tapping or scratching sounds or when you get a head massage or any kind of personal attention. On RU-vid, people use ASMR videos to relax, fall asleep, study, work or calm their nerves. Whatever you are here for, I hope you have a pleasant time and I thank you so much for stopping by.
6 авг 2024
