Televangelists: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) 

So true

Yes, and your point is ? What? You don't think God has it in cash, for you? God won't do it for me, but you is golden?

@@brucemarmy8500 You're not following me. If "God" has cash for anyone, then why is Kenneth Copeland hitting people up for cash? Hey...... If he's a "man of God", then he can get the cash from God and leave me out of the picture.

@@beachbum1523 Ken has the $. This is about how you get rich. Doin' what a rich man tells you to do is how you become a rich man. Don't you know that?

@@beachbum1523 This is how the Almighty has touch Ken's heart, by having him absorb the excess cash weighing the faithful down. By giving him $ the faithful prove worthiness to Him. God's plan is to make Ken a mountain of money that god wants him to have, why can't you see? I'm totally pulling your leg Ken is a graduate of Conman Academy, this is his life's calling. The whole thread, I was just seeing how triggered folks can get. Answer: Plenty. Try to relax, friend. Convincing me of something isn't as important as keeping oneself from being overly vexed by words of unknown people.

Indeed. He said the exact opposite.

Of course ...they have private jets

@@soufyane68 Ah, you see, they can't travel with normal people! They're human-ness would corrupt them! That was sarcasm, BTW.

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Yeah

It will always be relevant as long as people still care about religion and people want to exploit that for money.

nothing has changed AT ALL lmao

try march 2024

​@@Crewcapt295 I did. Still painful.

Watching in 2024...still very RELEVANT

@@ravenandstar It's one of the reasons why they say Australians and Britons are "over taxed," when in reality our living costs are a lot lower. A tiny percentage of those taxes fund universal health care. Never do you hear of people in either country going bankrupt or losing their house because of a "medical debt." We have a fairer system of deductions, and neither is perfect, but much better off than the average American overall. Those GOP morons have people convinced that anything "socialist" is "on the slippery slope to communism." The quickest way to shut them up: "imagine for a moment that your mum has cancer, but you have to let her die because you can't afford the treatment. Now imagine that everyone contributes to a fund where everyone gets treated with no out of pocket bills. Your mum gets treated, and you don't have to pay ANY bills for it." That's the reality of universal health care, but these morons keep saying "I don't want to pay for someone else's hospital bill."

Because if you tried televangelism in Britain you would be arrested for defrauding the faith.

The US could learn a lot from the UK. The tax exemptions but also limiting the amount a political party can spend in an election.

@@magnetiktrax they work around that though. Our (UK) political system is just as corrupt as the US system, it's just that on the whole, British people are physically incapable of continuing the charade ad nauseum (unless they are Johnson and his mealy mouthed lap dogs). Whereas, American politician can be caught bang to rights and still argue that it wasn't them.

​@@SanFran51there aren't that many super religious people in the UK who aren't immigrants

HAHAHAHAHA Indeed, right on.

Probably my favorite comment ever

Good one.🤣🤣🤣

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fuck. made my day. thanks mate

black But it's all blanks.

@@johnlopperman2161 Atheists don't believe in fairy tales, which automatically makes us incredibly more intelligent than religious morons.

“Atheists” aka “Intelligent, educated, rational human beings”

@@jonnyroxx7172 Aye, but only a minimum of education comes from schools. Major learning comes directly from living. Without the middleman.

JOHN L OPPERMAN I completely agree.

Is that really sad when JO actively ostracizes conservative viewers by misrepresenting them and attacking strawmans? Either conservatives are the enemy to be dehumanized or the human beings to be listened to and aided, but not both.

I have and I AM a conservative. Have you seen how far both oliver and HBO have fallen since this??

@@sirubisan698 No. Too busy. 😝

@@pam0626 of course they expect the brain dead to consume next product no matter how sloppy it is like DNC Ball lickers and Velma

Well the reality is these people are way too far gone for the most part to ever change.

Haha, yeah, can't remember last time I watched a 7yrs old Colbert. I rewatch old Oliver all the time!

Same here. 😂

He called them the synagogue (assembly) of satan.

It's the only time recorded where Jesus lost his temper.

Strange that God didn't notice them until Jesus stumbled across these turds.

Darth Bart bang on the nail👍 makes you wonder if the religious zealots have read the Bible at all, if so they must be exceptionally selective about what passages they read.

.Upon seeing said Whip, Lupus Larry exclaimed, "Hey, Mr. Roper, Mr. Furley; Look what Jesus made. A Whip. It is a miracle!" To which jesus replied; "That, is not funny. Just wait til' my Dad, i mean myself, hears about this!" Then, he flipped the table and everyone lived happily ever under. End

HeRacesTheSun best comment by far.

HeRacesTheSun Jesus lived "all things in common" during his exclusive earthly ministry to the nation of Israel. He told all, to sell all, and redistribute to the poor. The early jewish kingdom church in Acts 2, 3,4,5, were living "all things in common"

Along with cash

HeRacesTheSun

Кристина Александровна ここに英語をはなしてください。ロシア語をわかりませんよ。。。

This in the cart of weed make it all worthwhile. 😂

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We had Trump as our President. As a whole, we’re too stupid and gullible to outlaw televangelists.

I'm really sorry about that. Smh *internet hug*

Pan Sorry :( Wish you the best of luck to deal with that! Be strong :)

it must be hard trying to convince her otherwise i hope you do one day

Pan *internet hug on top of internet hug*

Pan Well, you now know to show this to her.

Jesus stated about the small muster seed becoming a big tree. In fact, Jesus talked a lot about doing great thing while having just small faith. We should start labeling the Prosperity Gospel as cult.

If I could chime in, as a Christian myself, "seed faith" just SOUNDS dirty.

@@carltontheduke2571, I did too.

It's not how babies work, either, so I have no clue where they got this idea.

Plants need Brawndo. It has electrolytes.

Doesn’t Wanda Jo Oliver seem like a far happier character?😂

How did I literally never realize that

Webshooters1 Amen! Amen! Amen!

I will join you my brother! Praise the seeds and praise John and Wanda for allowing us to give them money (or checks)!

Hallelujah

Alejandro Gllrd but not actual seeds.

Webshooters1 Can I be the cult leader? Let's get all the suckers in the world!

My grandmother was the same way. Even when I was a kid I wondered how people like her still believed this bullshit in this day and age. I really wish there was such a thing as hell for these televangelists.

kyle fewer We aren't American.

kyle fewer extremely harsh on Americans u are lol.... But you know this kinda thing happens everywhere... More in less developed countries where the masses are uneducated are gullible to religious appeal

Sonata Tracey 😂😂😂😂

tell your mom I'm running a church and she is welcome....al jokes aside she gonna loose allot of money with that mind set, she gonna pay for the next jet good luck to your college funds

Same! And true. Even moreso really, this current timeline be cray cray!

So junkies have way more honour than them

From Australia. My father had a saying about these sort of people. At least Ned Kelly(Australian bushranger/robber) was honest he had a gun

You are a dummy if you think this guy is clever.

Yet, he is sort of a televangelist leading you to communism. Worship him.

Hank My heart goes out to you and your family. Of all the horror stories I've read here today I am commenting on your because my maternal grandmother was a born again Christian from the 1930's into the early 1980's but poor, and yet she forced her children, my mother and aunt, to grow up in even more poverty and even hunger because she had to go to church and give them $. When television came and those televangelists she gave them $ too. These criminal trash as you called them steal from families, not just the person being duped into their lies. You made that point so well.. and I am truly sorry for what this did to your grandmother and you and your parents.

Thank You and stay safe my friend.

I sincerely hope that your family is better now, honestly won't call these people clowns because it's an insult to actual clowns

What? That’s horrible... It’s disgusting people use good for evil - they will get what they deserve

You poor suckers. Jezuz

SpectroMan was a really nice year to get my food here in the morning haha mornings too good to eat it was and it’s okay great atmosphere

capitalism

Japan: How about I do...anyway

I was the 666th like.

And lo', did say unto them the Fonz, "'eeeeeeey!"

Yes, it's in the gospel of Judas

Well it got to be faster than angel wings.

I mean, when they crash, they will certaintly be in either heaven or hell.

He just used that jet to save a lot of people from Afghanistan. What have you done besides judge others? God works in mysterious ways and this may be a moment in which the Lord provided a jet not only for him, but for others so that their lives could be spared.

He also gave $15 million in aid for them as well.

Most of the time. Nothing but a bunch of hypocrites so called Christians in America.

Corentin Alice Cooper said the world is a "brutal planet" listen to the lyrics of the song very closely!

Sometimes?

Corentin yeah

Corentin: first of all it's called UNITED STATES, not "America"

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The accuracy on this comment lol

Maddening thing is, there was no Jesus or Lucifer. This is all so stupid. Every church rakes in money, not just televangelists. The Catholic Church is rolling in money. The Bible is an old myth that so many people have jumped on and used for their own means. Funny too, because even what Jesus was supposed to have said, "Leave your belongings and follow me," was TERRIBLE advice and would have been the worst thing the men he wanted to follow him, could have done. Their wives and kids would go starve and who cares? Back then women and children were belongings, chattel, like slaves, y'know, property. They didn't matter. So, it didn't matter if they died. Fuck the bible, fuck religion, fuck these B.S. gods. Grow up people and use your brains.

@@paulagwhyte1720 Oi bloody can you not try to make this genuinely simple comment into a teaching.

@@josiasbernard7618 I agree, I get it but damn Paula. Lighten up a bit.

even the bible knows these guys are a joke. the cruel cruel irony.

thats the great thing about the bible really. if you actually read it thoroughly its pretty much has exact sentences that counter literally everything bad the religious nut jobs that gives religions a bad name have to say. "but the bible says this is wrong!" "well, here's a passage that counters everything about that sir!" Its like pretty much any nut job (religious, political or otherwise) really. nothing infuriates them more than directly quoting what they claim to obsess over.

CloudHiro too true. I mean, it's why they crucified Jesus.

the latest researches shows that Jesus wasn't actually crucified www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/expert-claims-jesus-christ-wasnt-7591220

Duck Face okay, you said researches. The link you posted was a newspaper article about one "research" that wasn't even peer-reviewed. Also, considering that crucifixion kills by suffocating you by weighing your body down upon your lungs as you hang by your outstretched arms, it doesn't really matter whether your hands are tied to the cross or nailed to it. The Romans practiced crucifixion by nailing and/or tying. Inasmuch as tying didn't cause puncture wounds that might marginally contribute to blood loss and shock and got infected (thus hastening death), getting tied to the cross is actually worse.

That's called desperation - some people are really that afraid to die. And there is many people who believe in the bullshit that woman was saying about medicine being poison, and the word of God is all you need to be cured. There are people who grow up listening to this insanity everyday. You know how abused victims sometimes have a very low self-esteem because of the mental abuse they suffered? They heard so many bad things that at certain point they'll believe it? This is the same. This is mental abuse passed as "caring, salvation and love".

these preachers are very persuasive and believers are faithful. Faith doesn't need facts. I can't be too hard on that lady. my heart goes out to her. it just really hurts me that people prey on others fears like that. I wonder if the preachers really believe their own sermons.

yocampout I would bet that not. They are obviously doing this for the money.

Kasino80 at least we can say she was vulnerable and perhaps mentally or emotionally disturbed due to her illness. But these televangelists know what they are doing

Kasino80 it's desperate people who has been brainwashed to think that those scumbags can heal them. It makes me mad. Somebody should shoot them. It's on them judgement day. They need to sow their seed in hell.

I hope your being sarcastic !

prAIsE B

I'm sorry to tell you, but you have lupus now. You got it from touching the screen.

Lol

Better check your Credit Card , you know how FRAUDS feel about being OUTSMARTED

Mc Coy's answer about Nietsche was _" he's dead, Jim "_ too

Mal Lock It Is Indeed, Such Disgusting People

Mal Lock well..It's these christians who prevented healthcare by supporting Republicans

Mal Lock all of them in the video supported Trump

Don't take this the wrong way. But the first thing I thought was; 'Oh god, the amount of House-jokes that Mal Lock must endure....' I seriously wish you strength to deal with those. Assuming that they make them.

Anyone who can't, I would gladly do it for them.

But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me. - Jesus (when he's not advocating slavery)

“May your silver perish with you, because you thought you could acquire the free gift of God with money." -Peter admonishing Simon, Acts 8:20 “No one can serve two masters, for either he will hate the one and love the other, or he will be devoted to the one and despise the other. You cannot serve God and worldly possessions." Matthew 6:24

+Scott Cox How many slaves did jesus own exacly? How many people did jesus kill? Wasnt this a time when slavery was seen as normal as us owning a pet? Please awnser these as unbiased as possible and we can start an actual conversation

Why are you trying to engage such an obvious troll? The quotation is taken out of context; it would be like attributing Hamlet's words to William Shakespeare (technically correct but, for the argument he's making, completely disingenuous). Also, not once did Jesus advocate slavery.

+john P he owned none because while he himself wasn't a slave he acted as a servant and a master

_" and hundrets which want to murder his banking account via us mail bombs "_ - Thief Fun Gale Easts

I can tell the real prophets from the false ones. They are ALL false prophets.

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@@merlynschutterle7242 Amen to THAT.

Why do so many people fall for these cons? Mostly old people who used to follow them back in the day.

@@Exiga445 same crowd now. Mostly older white rural population

Mordant Victor After watching the whole video, I feel for the victims of those scams the same way I feel for teenagers jumping off roofs and riding shopping carts into walls... nothing

Mordant Victor Even the ones with mental disorders? Man that is some truly fucked up shit..

Mordant Victor L Ron Hubbard got seriously upset that he wasnt making real money from His fantasy novels, so he opted to start a religion instead.

+Mordant Victor Not everybody is a very quick-witted individual, that's true. But to be absolutely honest, even _if_ they did bring it on themselves, some people are just in such shitty conditions, delusion can cause someone to beg for any escape from those problems. I'm not saying it's smart, I'm not saying I condone it. I just still feel for some of these people who get scammed.

+Mordant Victor If you want to get rich you vote in the federal reserve act, taxes, cap and trade, regulations, fees, something your government is good at! Oh and wars to the false flags the lies but hey just remain "normally biased"k its the Nazi thing to do!

First we got Jeff the dieased lung in a cowboy hat, and now this (which incidentally, I typed to the voice of the guy who says "And now this" in every episode).

+erttheking Praise Be

+erttheking Praise be!!

+Medovukha That explains why "Vince McMahon Chris Benoit speech" came up when I wrote "Vince". Funny enough, it was the exact thing I was looking for

+Medovukha Why is that a bad thing? I understand a concern for privacy, as I value it myself, but there are ways to disable it. I happen to like being able to type three letters and google is able to guess what I want 75% of the time. If you don't want google knowing what you're searching in a particular instance, go into private browsing and turn on a proxy. It takes three or four clicks

PinMike Wow! I didn't till I read your comment. I almost wet myself laughing when they showed the televangelist asking for a starship. xD As if, everything was possible. You only needed to get the money to do it. I'm gonna have to watch it again, now. Thanks!

That episode must have been after Mister Hanky took over the show?

***** marklar!

CHRLPTRSN That was very marklar of you. u_u

PinMike woah... you're upside down!

Show him this segment!!

SimplyMayaBeauty agreed

SimplyMayaBeauty Really ? Most Atheists on the internet are even bigger Assholes !! They cannot stand religous people and start saying shit about them just because they don't believe in God, blatantly ignoring any good deeds the institution does and blaming what some regional sects do on the entire Religous populace. So dont be too smug about being in a group !!

+NinjaAdorable And? Many people are extremely rude on the internet. You can't generalize a specific group. It's like saying all Christians are as gullible as the ones in this video. "There's a lot of them, so the entire group must be the same."

SimplyMayaBeauty I'm Christian, but this shit has as much to do with religion as Scientology - nada. But yeah, very glad not to live in the US.

+SimplyMayaBeauty Strongly agree. On the former part. Wishing I could not be in the US for the latter part.

sophie m srsly, Bernie, Hillary and Trump are enough.

sophie m while I'd love this it is kinda unconstitutional with him being a Brit and all.

sophie m No because then he can't do this show.

I'll be old enough to vote by the next election John Oliver 2020

trexdinomonkey thomas He's British. It's unconstitutional for him to even try to run.

Wish I could say I was surprised. Honestly shocked it wasn't worse stuff.

Well they do have their DNA. And its illegal to mail human body parts. Whatever became of that? Probably nothing.

@@elisejaudon925 technically the sperm and “jizz” are considered human bodily fluids, not human bodily parts. I understand your point

seed is seed

If John Stewart was the master, then George Carlin was the pioneer.

+moviemetalhead agreed I still watch carlin every week.

Jeff Tanski Good for you. I have better uses for my time.

Jeff Tanski Jon*

0515stan you sure showed him! Good for you.

Thanks for the laugh. It was out loud.

Dammit John Oliver, you had one job!

😂😂😂😂😂 OMG... you gotta tweet him that hahaha

This is a SUPER underrated comment!!

do you mean his tenth Emmy in a row?

Or Judism, Islam, Buddhism, GabeNism and Church of Flying spaghetti monster.

+Icicle Jr Only saying cos the $cientologists are a much tougher bunch than all the others in terms of a potentially litigious response. Every body else is a comparatively soft target... although maybe not islam, so much!

I am now always going to spell it with the $! Genius!

+Kristen Ungstad I cannot claim a first on that one but it is most apt!

I'm sure they would but scientologists are easily pissed off and would probably sue the shit out of them

Maxisamo1 what happend??

Maxisamo1 just asking i live in india i dont think i can call the number

+Mohammed Hakeem its just a funny message from john oliver, its 1 800 so you should be able to call.

Ikr hilarious

Just called the number... Lmfao

yep. it has it roots in calvinism.

My guess is he added a discount for no more than the damned entertainment value.... and of course the plug!

so i read it as taxi lawyer 5 friggin times. i need to go to church and sow a seed

Nice profile pic 👍

The tax attorney was like " Wait, you want to do what?!?!?!?? (Listens...) This ought to be fun, let me get the books out!"

Bet he did🤣🤣🤣

Because of course he is. jfc...

Kenneth Copeland is still alive???

@@bigred3164 unfortunately

John needs to do Christian Nationalism. That was the major force behind the 6ers.

@@bigred3164 And they say that miracles aren't real!

The piece is called "Religion is Bullshit" by George Carlin.

Ah, the words of the wisest. I miss that man.

Hahaha

George was really something else

Joe bless you!

To subsequently get to wear a crown of stems with much larger thorns. What was driven out were money changers (Roman money was considered unclean, so other nations currency was changed for a fee) and animal salesmen for sacrificial animals. Turning a temple courtyard into a bizarre.

Not to mention, Jesus was all about that stoic lifestyle and preached heavily against a life focused on wealth alone. I've been to a church that shames people for not giving 10% of their monthly earnings. They also do that weird chanting thing and it's said to heal people. It's honestly shady

Finally, someone gets it. Material possessions, nice as they may be, are not the be all end all. They're not supposed to be.

He only did that because they were desecrating his fathers house. end.

They were Cheaters,, Den of Thiefs, Roman money was changed to Temple coins,, the money changers was robbing people just as these False Pastors

good luck with your chemo. This episode is old but it still drive me mad every time I listen to it.

It's a fairly common practice to pray on the weak and vunerable, they are like vultures, if you see a wealthy preacher you are looking at the Devil. You know he's in it purely for the money, the worst kind are the friendly, warm, amiable and cheerful kind, conmen.

And the best it is, is placebo.

I'm a Christian. I've been receiving chemo for bowel cancer. I've been praying that the treatment is very effective. Sometimes the struggle is part of God's plan to build character. But it's still for my good. I will give money to God but it's not payment, not purposely for selfish gain and while faith can move mountains I trust God will lead me along paths, even difficult ones, for my good. Even in death I will be in his loving hands.

Theinternalrewrite I am so sorry for you and hope that you get all the help you deserve. But I can’t help but feel that your being taking advantage of.

That was brilliant! Senile people are unfit to handle their own affairs but gentle intervention can work wonders. You can also unsubscribe in their name and in the case of computers, creatively manage their email. Victimizing the mentally incompetent calls for drastic measures.

your an angel! 😇

Good Man

@@Kcliving1 👩‍🏫 *You're* 😁

Must've been god's will 😂

we honestly don't care about religion as much as this video makes it look like

R TE Nah, a lot of people who are religious now are religious because their parents taught them it. It's like a hereditary disease, and the only cure is a brain. I'm still only a teenager, but despite my mother preaching about "The Lord" and how "Prayer Cures Everything!", I'm an atheist. She doesn't know, though, she'd probably disown me and throw my belongings in the ocean if she did.

Simon H. I think this really needs to be emphasized. "I'm an atheist. She doesn't know, though, she'd probably disown me and throw my belongings in the ocean if she did." The desire for parental approval is inherent to human behavior. I wonder how many people embrace whatever their parents tell them to, and religion is just one of those things.

Kris S. Probably billions of people. Oh, wait... That's mostly everyone, huh.

+Kris S. I love my parents and they love me, they know I'm an atheist and they can't do anything about it. They're both smart, they've just grown up with that passed on to them.

ikr !!!!!! i love john

I question that every night

Got it ;)

Yeah !!! Just got one.

WHERES TRUMPS EMMY

+adub4ever Yes, you're right.

+adub4ever A generic belief in vague magical good stuff without logic and reason is Hollywood's crap idea of religion. I can't speak for the other religions, but Christian faith is a trusting relationship with Jesus.

***** You kinda missed the point. Faith (Christian faith) is a loving, reconciled relationship with the source of life itself. It's liberating. Yes, I felt a little silly at first, like I had a made-up friend. But most born-again Christians I've talked to have that similar experience. I've heard that people from certain other religions also report a similar born-again experience. Stupid arguments about Creation vs. Evolution don't matter to this kind of faith. And personally I think Richard Dawkins is a genius.

+Irving Ceron Faith is not synonymous with trust. Trust is earned and/or granted tentatively based on an accumulation of past experiences and an understanding of how things work. Faith, by definition, is believing in something without evidence.... which is a problem, because that opens the door to believing anything at all, which includes thinking that you're doing something good when it fact it is very harmful.

+Irving Ceron Faith and trust are indeed close and it's easy to get them confused just like with other synonymous terms in our language. But the difference between the two (in religious terms) does stem from the amount of evidence one has to believe. If it is reasonable to believe that something may or may not be true then you would say you trust that it is true. But if you have no substantial reason to believe then it is referred to as faith. Most pastors/ministers/religious leaders will tell you that (blind) faith is a qualification for belief in that religion. From the Stanford Encyclopedia, concerning the epistemology of faith you get this more firm, and widely held position of faith: "faith goes beyond what is ordinarily reasonable, in the sense that it involves accepting what cannot be established as true through the proper exercise of our naturally endowed human cognitive facilities". Basically faith is little more than a "hunch" or a "feeling" that something is true and does not rely on actual evidence. Synonyms are closely related but the words don't mean the exact same things. They are just similar. Faith and trust are just quite similar and are often used to help describe one another. Like I did above. Just a side note: don't appeal to dictionary terms too much because dictionaries don't reason. They are short, concise, and lack meaningful depth in their descriptions which don't usually provide real, meaningful insight or understanding to a word. For this and other reasons "appeal to definition"/" appeal to the dictionary" is a logical fallacy.

This made me laugh. But I wonder if it was biblical literalists mistaking Oliver's satire for reality.

Lol phenomenal

LOL

Why is this not the top comment?! I can't stop laughing 🤣😂😂

YESSSS 😆🤣😆🤣

Like a fine wine.

@@CherryBomb_Games 6

why?

@@embersweeney2083 ??m

It sadly has.

Hasamalabasa! Fabalamasala! I'm not making this up! Savannamanilla! Favelapelada!

The follow up segment is excellent also!!

Sometimes I watch this to cheer myself up, which I kinda need at the moment with all that’s going on.

Kinda makes me question why they still exist, almost all the ones I see on my grandparents TV shows look like frauds and leeches on blindly faithful people.

Do you own a time machine?

I’m very sorry for your loss

so sorry for your loss

Hopefully karma comes round to get them :(

you mean healing hand in him?

@@higoodbye7545 sadly karma is about as real as televangelists

That's really sad, clearly your mom has been brainwashed. I wish you could at least stop her from donating money, what a waste!!

My mom was the same. She spent her entire life watching these guys, sending them hard earned money and confessing and 'claiming' money, cars, and mansions - that never came. She died penniless, senile and alone at a shabby seniors home. People get addicted to these schizophrenic preachers the same way kids get addicted to candy. Because the false promises of power and wealth taste sweet, and give a rush. But in the end the people who consume it are sick with a pseudo-biblical kind of mental illness and superstition. And the only thing I could ever do is let her go, and learn the hard way. But you're not alone. It helps so much to remember that you're only accountable for yourself.

I did the same, she slapped me and I moved away shortly after. If she wants to waste her life sending that con her paychecks, fine then

@@BennyP3nny I'm sorry you had that experience. I guess this is a sore spot for a lot of people. I wonder how these con artists can even look at themselves in the mirror after years of fooling older people out of their savings.

repent for you are attacking baby jeebus you heathen.

RatioOfOne Parasites don't feel empathy or guilt. All they care about is taking as much they can from whoever/whatever they can.

RatioOfOne Yeah, if he felt bad enough about it, he wouldn't do it. He probably views donators as suckers who don't deserve the money they have. It's a terrible mindset.

RatioOfOne I'm guessing these people are all narcissists and/or sociopaths. Actually, these types of religions/mega churches specifically attract those types of people as they make it so easy to manipulate the masses. You should watch Louis Theroux's doc on mentally ill criminals, there is a televengalist in there too, with schizophrenia and some other stuff going on.

RatioOfOne Don't worry, they seem to have some extra bills laying around to wipe those tears of self-disgust.

RatioOfOne I'm guessing the millions of dollars helps them stave off the guilt.

Kenneth Copeland looks like he went to the funeral of someone he fleeced for many thousands of dollars, thinking it would make a nice photo op, but while no one was looking , took the skin from the corpse and sewed it over his own face. I honestly don't mind that Gloria Copeland lives in a six million dollar home and has a private jet. I consider those things fair payment for her having to sleep with him on occasion.

Kenneth Copeland looked like he died in 1509 and was frozen

LMAO, she's a witch!

I’m surprised Joel Osteen hasn’t had more treatments on his face; his face screams out, “PLEASE PUNCH ME!!!”

This got me lol

Do you know the Epic channel of 'Genetically Modified Sceptic'? He studied the Bible SO WELL, its amazing! His videos on Christianity overall are so good. Full of facts; great comment-sections also!

@@loturzelrestaurant I have not, though I am curious now. Thanks for the recommendation, I'll have to check out!

@@kendallbohlen3238 No problem. Have a nice day.

@@kendallbohlen3238 If you have the time, tell me later how it went; though you dont have to.

@@kendallbohlen3238 And? What now?

slicedGabe so would that religion be homophobic or extremely gay?

***** oh I see now. men choosing men over women isn't gay but men choosing men over other men is gay. I was confused there for a second

Serial Experiments Dave Neither. And Homophobic and Gay are not opposites. It will not discriminate or hate towards any particular group. It sets up a priority of bros before hoes. That is it!

plant your seed, plant your seed all over each others mouth and face SEEDS LOL

Serial Experiments Dave Bros before hoes means that a man will not prioritize females before his male friends. Nothing to do with being gay

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Don’t forget to use the look on that guy’s face in the freeze frame.

Yep. And the worst part is nothing will ever happen to him. Death is death But life is where you can be hurt and humbled.

Well, non-sociopaths tend not to be so power hungry.

I’m a Christian and I believe that God is waiting for him when he dies, but it won’t be with a welcoming committee. He’s going straight to hell.

Jesus did say it's easier for a camel to enter the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven.

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"Money, money, money" is not just a former song title for an ABBA hit song

@@hunterv9983 I don't know how true this is, but I once heard 'the eye of the needle' was a small street in Jerusalem. It's funny how that symbolism changes over the years.

@@NothingYouHaventReadBefore Interesting! What I learned was that the Greek word for a "thick rope" (the kind that are used on ships and harbors) was mistaken for "camel". It would be a pretty obvious and logical comparison this was.

***** It's because you touch yourself at night.

***** Umm no, just seeing cancer patients sending tons of cash to greedy botox filled priests for getting private jets for holidays makes one u know, kinda furious. There's so much wrong in this kind of operation that really grinds my gears. So please spare your fingerpointing for someone who really deserves it, I wasn't even directly offending anyone like some people do. If you wanna teach COD kids some manners, then good for you, but if you're gonna reply to every swear you see in the internet, you're gonna burn out man.

Mixa It helps him get close to God.

lazyperfectionist1 Yeah, let's triple the funds for a space shuttle and a one way ticket to moon :p

Mixa I think their "reasoning" is so that they can preach at different churches nationwide.

Thechad201 Praise be, caller, praise be.

Do it!

Thechad201 I just called the number it was hilarious

Thechad201 GIVE ME MONEY!

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