TempRIZZ: ARMIS Edition (The Electric Boogaloo) 

Amazing how Ruze thought he could lose for sure by answering badly, but forgot just how ridiculously unhinged the rest of ARMIS is.

58:28 Jurard: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?! Crimson: ahaa~ you can call me yours~ Jurard: WHAAAT?!? that had me rolling

I keep saying it, THESE BOYS ARE FUCKING UNDERRATED. These boys need more viewers. Such an entertaining bunch.

1:08:25 juju: I'm actually great in bed Tavi: Actually that's false

I am too traumatized by this stream to say anything

36:28 I like how you can visibly see and feel Hakka being too stunned to speak and contemplating hosting this with Armis. And Ruze is just so visibly disappointed 🤣

46:26 i love how everyone were scared of what tavi was going to say, only for tavi to start with "... so-" and all of them bursted out laughing 💀😂

I love the irony of Jurard winning by the red flag question, when he is a red flag himself

Rewatching the VOD to fuel my dying happiness

Armis and Hakka's chemistry is insane. They match each other vibe so well, it's a perfect match 😂

2:24:07 i laughed so hard that i was so close from actually throwing up. like genuinely i can feel the acid burning my throat now 😭💀

Some timestamps/favorite moments 5:07 Hakka's here! 14:43 QUESTION 1: plan time! What is your ideal date? 20:30 💢 "I lied, I don't actually like s3x sit down we're going to watch 12 hours of Lord of the Rings" 21:00 💢 the sugar glider ✨ 28:27 🦅 answer was chill... + 🦖 making clapping 👏 sounds 33:58 Bubby/🦅 wins! 34:40 QUESTION 2: tell us about yourself! Please describe your ideal type? 34:50 🦅 goes first + 🦅 "I will animorph into a chair 🪑" 39:17 🦖 lip service? + 🧡🧡🧡 supas for 🦖's lips 👄!! 41:56 🦖's very wet kiss... 44:50 💢 "big lady" 49:55 💢 wins! + what about Zephyr 🪓?? 52:33 QUESTION 3: real talk. What is a deal breaker for you in a person? 58:28 🦖 "who tf are you?!?" 💢 "You could call me yours haha" 1:06:36 💢 wins! 1:08:00 🦖 "I'm not awful in bed 😉" ♾️ "that is actually false" 1:10:22 QUESTION 4: your pookie had a bad day at work how do you cheer them up? 1:12:05 different ways a date with 🦖 would go 1:16:48 🦅 is starring at 🦖 1:18:25 ♾️ has a ps5 + 💢 and 🦖 swap places 1:20:24 💢 "I go kill their boss" 1:23:14 ♾️ and 🦖 "Crimzon de la Ruze!!" 1:25:10 they all share the same date 🦖🦅♾️💢 1:26:59 💢 wins! 1:28:30 QUESTION 5: you are meeting your s.o.'s parents and you really have to go to the toilet. You realize something. There is no toilet paper and when you try to flush there is no water. What do you do? Wrong answers only. 1:36:56 🔅 is a mimic 1:38:25 🦅 "if there's no toilet paper I'm 💩 on the wall' 1:40:05 💢 is squaring up 1:44:49 Bubby/🦅 wins! 1:45:18 QUESTION 6: what's the ultimate red flag on a date? And what is the ultimate green flag on a date? 1:47:30 nutter butter 🥜🍫 1:50:03 cameraman about to lose his job👀 1:51:10 💢's brain is lagging 1:52:59 💢 green and red flag final answer 2:05:28 🦖 wins! 2:07:00 💢 "I'm flexing my pecs!! don't be jealous!! 2:07:20 CHALLENGE TIME: (in ms paint) draw a cute bouquet of flowers for your date!💐 2:15:00 💢 "it's a wobbly spear" 2:17:00 🦅 "some wine 🍷 so you can get sturdy" 2:20:15 ♾️ wins! 2:21:09 Show off your rizz! Give us your best pick up line. 2:28:28 💢 and Bubby/🦅 tie. Round 2 of pick up lines! 2:34:10 💢 is the winner of Temprizz: Armis audition!!! 2:35:45 what is a love-off?? + ♾️ with his Jar now sign 🛑

Octavio with the serial killer approach, Ruze with the unstoppable Rizz, Jurard the walking redflag & Bubby the gamer wildcard. This stream is capital GOLD. My sides went to the orbit & never came back. Thanks for hosting the show Hakka

5:09 vod start

IDEAL TYPES 34:57 - Gb 37:43 - Jurard bonus: 42:02 42:53 - Ruze (45:02 - big lady?) 46:34 - Vio wtf moments 51:49 58:28 58:48 1:09:30 1:08:17 ayo 29:41

No fucking way this VOD survives lol

this vod is literally my roman empire

This was hilarious. I'm 2 weeks late, but here are some timestamps anyways: 5:06 START 10:04 🦖?? Huh?? 10:14 🔅: winner gets fucked first 10:29 💢 has a plan to guarantee loss (fails) 13:38 Bubby drop kicked stream & kills it. 14:58 *Q1: Ideal Date?* 17:29 💢's thoughts on ♾'s answer 18:06 💢: not me I’m neurotypical [suuure buddy] 19:42 💢 plans on dining and dashing 20:25 Azure Ruze appears 21:48 ♾: not enough adrenaline for me. 🔅🦅: he’s not dating you Octavio. 22:34 Bubby kicks the router again 24:51 🦖's answer (manipulate, manboss) 27:02 🔅 hating on “Armis culture” 30:03 🦅: and then I’d grab ya ass cheeks. 31:09 🦖: what if you explain the Evangelion War while having s*x. 32:03 💢: I’m gender as fuck. + 🔅's preemptive public apology and Zenokunian death penalty. 33:12 *🦅 WON* 34:28 🦖♾ ignored by 🔅 34:51 *Q2. Ideal Type* 35:49 🦅 wants to be tied down and sat on 36:23 SIT ON ME 37:43 🦖 is a gold digger 38:57 🦖: give me money and i will give you lip service. 39:26 kissing is an extra $20... 40:45 🔆: pucker up 🦖. don't forget the kneepads 41:20 🦖 doesn't need kneepads cuz he's trained on the sand. 41:59 _🦖 kissing chat_ 43:19 💢’s type 44:00 it's zephyr... 46:39 ♾’s type 48:30 ♾’s rizz face. SHEESH 51:00 🦖: report the channel 51:26 💢: ♾ how do you fuck an axe? 52:23 *💢 WON* 52:57 *Q3. Dealbreakers?* 53:07 ♾: picky eaters 57:56 Azure 💢: I’d hate someone who’s not obsessed with me. 57:18 🔅: stfu Jurard 58:24 🦖: Who tf are you? 💢: You can call me yours. + What’s the matter baby? 59:21 🦖 doesn’t think Azure💢 belongs in Armis. 59:45 🦖s dealbreaker: “No J O B” 1:03:04 🦅s dealbreaker: LOL players. 1:05:38 ♾s balls are fresh… 1:06:45 *💢 WINS* 1:08:15 🦖 isn’t awful in bed + ♾: that is actually false. 1:10:23 *Q4. How would you cheer up your pookie?* 1:10:56 🦅: I thought it was like coochie 1:15:38 🦖's and empath 1:16:13 lawyer 💢 1:17:43 Jurard Thomas Rexford 1:18:34 🦖 sniffing ♾'s neck 1:19:43 🦖: goblin dis dick! 1:20:33 💢's answer: I go and kill their boss. 1:22:08 ♾ SHEESH pt 2 1:22:21 goldie... 1:23:30 Crimzon de la Ruze 1:24:39 ♾ to 💢: you got it wrong chatGPT 1:25:19 they have the same Pookie 1:27:00 *💢 WON* 1:28:45 *Q5. No tp or water in SO's bathroom* 1:41:06 💢 flexing his tits 1:42:54 ♾: that's why you always wear diaper 1:44:50 *🦅 WON* 1:45:18 *Q6. Date Red and Green Flags* 1:47:46 deep voice tskr 1:48:29 ♾: 💢 stop grabbing your dick 1:49:59 🔅 inspecting 💢's body. 💢: my eyes are up here cameraman! 1:52:23 💢: my red flag is anybody who think ♾'s not a POS. 1:53:01 💢's New red flag. ppl that like dogs. 1:55:14 🦖 hates ppl who're on their phones. 1:57:06 🦖 begging for 💢's attention. + 💢 we're over. I'm with ♾ now. 1:58:52 💢 feeding 🦖 the answer 2:00:30 ♾s green flag: high animal body count... meaning- 2:04:01 🦖: Jutai is over 2:05:35 *🦖 WON* 2:06:37 wet sopping cat 🦖 2:07:18 *Q7 Draw Bouquet* 2:10:22 🦅:Are you a man of God like you say 🦅? 2:15:27 🦖: that's a roundabout way of saying dildo 2:15:52 🦖: I don't want the government having my foreskin!! 2:20:15 *♾ WON* 2:21:06 *Q8. Pickup Line* 2:23:17 Obsidian 💢: Its only fun if they run. 2:24:33 ♾ wink 2:25:28 Bubby getting set up 2:27:32 *🦅 WON* 2:28:59 tiebreaker ft. Azure💢 2:30:52 Azure💢: If you vote for me, I'll treat you right 2:31:41 Bubby:... bc I want to win 2:34:15 *💢 IS THE WINNER! THE BACHELOR OF ARMIS* 2:36:26 🦅: 💢 kiss me + kisses 🦖 instead 2:38:26 ♾ interrupting 🦖 2:39:26 collab ends

This is my favourite live stream in all of Hololive as a company.

Here to just mark my place on one of the most historical STARS streams ever. I hate you guys so much (affectionately???)

Mysteries of the universe: The origin of life The existence of life in outer space What's inside a black hole Why is this VOD still up

Just finished watching the VOD..... I can't believe I made it out alive.

Actually cried laughing, they are so funny together 😂 also poor crimzon cannot disparage the rizz ruze

The vod may have survived but i sure as hell didn’t

1:34:28 "A hamster could be big enough" i screamed

[Time-stamps] 3:31 Octavio is fading in & out 5:08 Start & Hakka already losing his mind with Armis 6:50 Armis intro 12:53 Bubby dropkick killed the stream 14:53 1st Question - Ideal Date 15:18 Octavio 19:35 Ruze 22:25 Ruze virginity shield kills the stream 23:52 Jurard 27:00 Xenokunians can't understand the South Elysium culture 28:28 Bubby 30:58 The VOD gonna get nuked at this point 32:05 Hakka public apology for these freaks 33:11 Bubby won + Backflips 34:20 Jurard & Octavio got ignored lol 34:42 Question 2 - Ideal type 35:11 Bubby 37:09 We can make it up to Yagoo, the HoloExpo is coming soon 37:42 Jurard 39:34 Jurard : "20 bucks is 20 bucks". Chat : "say no more" 42:00 Jurard wet kisses trigger everyone 42:53 Ruze 44:54 Ruze loves a big lady 46:28 Octavio 48:12 Sheeeesh Octavio 50:57 Report the poll + Ruze axe virginity (cursed topic) 53:00 Question 3 - Deal breaker 53:05 Octavio 56:24 The crowds weren't cheering. The were screaming. 57:56 Azure Ruze 59:43 Jurard 1:02:20 Bubby stare & answer 1:03:22 GB exposed by Hakka 1:04:40 Octavio is Ballin' 1:06:36 Ruze sweep 1:08:09 How did Octavio knows that Jurard is not awful in bed?

this whole stream was just them one upping each other in the saying the most unseiso things ever and im living for it (and traumatized)

Probably one of the best streams I've ever watched. My stomach actually hurts from laughing so hard. Thank you for the trauma, otsu stars!!!

Whenever I'm sad, I'm literally going to come back to this video. I was actually wheezing and had tears streaming down my face omg!!! Still can't get over the DR scene...

Been awhile since I laughed that hard. Thank you guys.

This stream just straight up took me out and not on a date, just straight up death 😂😂 Thank u hakka and armis 💜

HOW DID THIS VOD SURVIVE!!! I love how unhinged Armis is. Big Bubby won in my eyes, but congrats Ruze the Rizzler.

I've been watching this for a few times now and it's still so funny to me

that was so much fun, my stomach and cheeks were hurting by the end of the stream HAHAHA. this reminded me of their first stream collab on jurard's ch when they just debuted ahh time flies by so fast

2:25:18 this part make my chest hurt,10/10. I'm on pain👌

Just finished the VOD and I'm EXHAUSTED. This is now one of my fav streams thank you LOL

1:38:27 My sides were in orbit throughout the stream omg, but this part and them going after that fact took me out😂 10/10 stream lmao

I couldn’t stop laughing when watching the live stream yesterday, now I’m watching the vod for another good laugh. Armis boys are so chaotic when together and Hakka being the enabler lmao

Please keep this vod. This is Platinum Gold

I have never laughed so hard in my entire life 😂 Tavi just calmly saying the most unhinged things, Jurard with all the red flags begging to win, Ruze trying not to win, Gibby switching between normie and troll answers 😂😂 This whole stream had me suffocating laughing but the bit at 1:08:09 ESPECIALLY TOOK ME OUT 🤣🤣🤣

This was one of the most hilarious, chaotic, wild, and unhinged streams I’ve ever seen 💀☠️ ARMIS is truly something special

it took me 3 (three!) whole days to finish this vod... was it bc i was laughing so hard my head started hurting, i needed regularly scheduled breaks to minimize emotional damage OR bc the rizz was just too strong?? That's a secret i'll never tell 🤫🤭

Someone make lots of clips of this sht armis deserves recognition

No wonder it took Hakka over half hour to fix scuff & rangle in these guys....😂🤣😂

Found a clip from this that had me cry laughing. Watched the full thing and yeah that did not disappoint! I would have voted for Ruze too. Now must binge the other episodes of TempRIZZ

44:19 58:28 2:17:30 hakka laugh ♡ 2:24:03 HELP

im more surprised that this vod actually survived thank you, hakka and armis!

If you thought the OG episode was wild enough...

I'm usually VOD gang but I pressed this while it was live for the funnies and I had to stay until it was over for fear that the VOD wouldn't survive XD this got to be the funniest stream to catch live XD

THE VOD SURVIVED

Watched this live and I'm glad the vod is still here. Always nice to see the energy you bring to collabs man

The rizz rocketed off the insanity charts oh my gods. Thank you so much for hosting Hakka and Armis for being such good(?) sports lmao.

51:12 im kicking the air. WHAT THE HAIL. timestamping in case you want to edit this out jk (please don't LMAO) 51:47 51:56

Personal timestamps, plese don't judge me: 45:00 2:15:43 51:10 58:00 1:08:09 1:19:30 2:24:01

pray for the vod

6:31 ARMISSSSS🎉 7:11 ♾️ intro+Spanish「i want to go to Spain, but can't do it.」(trans by 🔅) 9:06 ♾️「i'm gonna laugh now! 555555(In Thai, they pronounce 5 as HA)」 11:05 the stare 13:09 🦅looking at the chat 22:36 🦅「where is everybody」22 24:15 🔅「i love how crooked ur f glasses is on ur face」 25:56 bubby lefted lmao 35:44 36:24 for ideal type, 🦅wants to be tie down, and anamorphic to a chair(just joking) 🔅「for what purpose?」🦅「SIT ON ME!!!!」 37:04 🦅「also u have to wear glasses, i like it」 42:00 yew 🦖「wait! U haven't heard me kiss yet! Come on bitch, *sloopy kiss noise*, !^#$never mind」 48:23 ♾「sheesh~ zoom in on me x2」 53:31 i love the way he says "show-mai"(燒賣) 58:25 🦖「who df r u!!」💢「u can call me 'yours'😉」 59:57 🦖「bro, cuz what i'm saying! get our of here! NEXT!」 1:02:33 ♾「is he though, just look at that face.」🔅「bro, f*ing stare ♾, he just made a f*ing sensitive comments towards u, stares at him!」 1:05:00 ♾ brings his own basketball here 1:08:09 🔅「u r an awful human」🦖「uh well, one thing i can say is, I'm not awful in bed.」♾「that is actually fault.」 1:10:25 🦅「POOKIE? (♾LMAO) my pookie?! what is my pookie!」 1:14:51 🦖「so she's sad, my pookie is very very sad (♾pffff)」 1:16:07 that's bubby, the yellow card 1:16:56 🦅「look at me」 (♾ fly across + 🦖Jurard Thomas Rexford stand on the table) 💢「excuse u 🔅, his middle name is "the"」 1:22:00 sheesh~(lip bite) 1:22:48 lol OCTAVIO 🦖「r we talking about the same thing?」 1:50:03 💢「HEY! HEY! My eyes are on here camera-man」 1:51:15 Ruru are u okay there 2:10:21 ♾「it looks like a p****s」 2:12:20 🔅「i f**ing loose it everytime i see big Bubby's month f**ing moves」

Oh. It's [VOD] alive. My brain cells aren't though

1:22:30 LMAO POOKIE

I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR PLEASE THEY'RE SO UNHINGED JHFJDSFJSJKD

Man this was a lot of fun, my stomach and cheek hurts by laughing so much 🤣 This is my favorite stream so far, thank you for today's TempRIZZ collab with ARMIS! Have a good rest, we love you all always 💜❤️💚🩵💜

That was a stream my cheeks and stomach hurt from laughing so much HAHA Otsustars!!!

This was one of the funniest streams I've ever seen, totally obliterated me 100/10 tnx for the laughs bois

This stream is traumatic, therapeutic, horrifying, and funny all at the same time.

I'm rewatching cuz dayum! I controlled my laughter while I was at work, my shoulders were shaking 🤧 Bubby's shit revenge killed me 😭😂😂😂

The whole stream is a harizzment. I regret watching on tv in the living room

2:24:04 he needs to be contained

ruze won by virtue of being the most normal in armis 😂😂 this is the hardest i've laughed in a long time, i cried 😭😭😭

Literally in tears the whole time. My sides hurt so much. Thank you for the evidence for my rizztraining orders lolol

face hurts from laughing. definitely the holostars stream of all time. what an experience

I love this vod so much

oh to be the person i was before this stream existed (i actually cried)

i laughed so hard at this i cried thank you hakka and armis

My cheeks HURT lmao

i was finally able to watch the VOD and HOLY SHIT BOYS! My sides hurt so fcking bad rn, i cant stop laughing! Also how is the VOD still up? Whatever you did Hakka pls teach it to the other bois.

Armis w/Hakka are one of the rare ones that can make me genuinely laugh. Such a great group.

I'm so happy the Vod survived!! 😂 My stomach, sides and cheeks hurt from laughing so much, I was in tears multiple times especially at the end with Big Bubby 😂😂 Seriously, thank you guys so much for this stream! I really needed a good laugh like this

Im just revisiting some moments and fcking hell im still laughing hours later 😭😭 Thanks for hosting this Hakka!!

thank youu hakkaa!! *I FKING LOVE THIS UNHINGED STREAM* 🤧

This is a stream for the ages, had lots of fun! Thanks for hosting it Hakka, and ARMIS trying their best

This is so funny my face and stomach hurts 😂

I haven't laughed so hard in a while. This definitely is THE stream of all time.💜

This stream got me laughing so hard i thought i was gonna die

Armis is truly unhinged and i love it!

THE VOD LIVES!

I hate that I was in public watching this I looked about as unhinged as this stream 💀

laughed so much this stream i got a little headache, thank you genuinely

I love these guys

It's the miracle that vod is alive

What a legendary stream Simply amazing and now my face hurts from laughing 😭

this is the best and funniest stream ever im crying

This was such a silly stream I’m so grateful to y’all for this event!!!

I'm commenting here so I can see how long it takes before the bleaching of this Vod. It was amazing but my god it went WILD

No matter how many times I rewind it I still can't tell what Bubby's Rizz was. I hear "Do you believe in love at first sight?" but then I can't tell what the second part is because Bubby's laughing too hard to say it seriously.

Thanks for the stream guys! Haven't laughed this hard in AGES 😂😂😂 I hope all of you have a nice day!

this has been an amazing (traumatizing) experience, truly the stream of all time.

I will now sit in a corner and rethink me life decisions.

I think I related to Ruze the most in this absolute dumbsterfire😂 But has this man really said he was neurotypical?? I don't believe a word!

I only got 56 minutes into the VOD. My mental health isn't strong enough for this madness lmao

Thank you for this, Hakka! This was golden 😂

Thank you for a fun "Temprizz." 🙂 Hakka ala vista and bye, Armis.