Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels 

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speaks volumes about them

And what Nazi conspiracy theory is he spreading?

It's almost like those people are also probably nazis or something 🤔

Replacement conspiracy was literally one of the reasons the N@zis introduced the Nurnberger laws, so...is shows Musk's political bias at best

More like M1126 panzer wannabe. Went you want to make cool looking tank but end up as almost working pick up truck.

XD

It's a clown car because you'd have to a clown to buy one

Damn, that actually got a good laugh out of me

LOL

1920-30s cars were more bulletproof nor did they require gasoline as the washing medium

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

It's a perfect case of elite projection. He doesn't maintain or even wash his own car, he has staff for that, so it doesn't matter to him that rain rusts it. It also looks like a 12 year old's drawing, which tells you about his maturity. Maturity is something you gain by overcoming challenges, which is impossible when you don't face any because you were born rich.

Come on now, you can drive it in the rain- you just have to dry it off quickly which also gives you a chance to also remove any bird droppings

Tbf bulletproofing IRL is notoriously heavy and does make them highly likely to roll during a storm. But it's actually only kick proof so...

He can't even get body gaps all the same...

Yeah my neighbor that works as a Ford assembly line worker knows far more about manufacturing then Musk ever will

He thinks he is a genius idiot, but I think he is a lucky scammer. Just a matter of time, he will get caught.

​@@pamacell1102what's the name of the guy? I forgot his name but Sam o nella did a vid on him. The guy who made "a pickle for the knowing ones" musk kinda reminds me of him

Oh yea? How's that expert metro Detroit doing the past 15 years

Everything I've learned about Adin Ross has been non-consensual.

@@desdenova1that sounds like his MO

Gosh I wish that were me.

I seem to be a fortunate person as I don’t know who he is.

thankfully, the uk is still in europe

How can it be banned if it was never launched there in the first place?

​@@HM-hu4huHow are you going to launch a car that did not pass the safety test?

It's not banned. They haven't even tried to release it there.

@@ronrolfsen3977Have you put it through the safety test? The F150 Lightning is in Europe, it's the same width and has a HIGHER front end which would be even more dangerous for pedestrians.

Comes with the territory when re-inventing the wheel, hater.

Some of the best cars ever made were made in the '70s. I own three of them. Still run like new, and don't break down. Don't spy on you, don't take control of the vehicle away from you, and have beautiful designs, both mechanically and cosmetically. FJB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRUMP 2024!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@@nanda_i.e. making the wheel overcomplicated and just bad?

@nanda_ I’m pretty sure their point was that tesla’s (Musk) arrogance doesn’t match their performance. Their point wasn’t that it’s not ok for a company making mistakes.

@@nanda_The wheel that falls apart you mean?

cannot believe no one is bringing this up more

Oh boy, now would be a terrible time to remind you that Fred Durst exists. Good luck having a nice day after THAT.

@@18Hongo WHY??

@@datchucktaylor *Evil voice* Because I can! *Flies away crackling*

........i need too develop corrosid base anti cybertruck weapons could make mi rich!!

​@@DIVC-1 Just put orange juice in a water gun

Before watching this I googled’does cybertruck rust’ and apparently it’s just surface coat crap that basically wipes off

It does intimidate, in the way that even lightly colliding with one will probably kill us both. A pile of heavy stainless steel plates and flammable electronics that has no crumple zone, attached to a raised chassis with lights that'll blind me, most likely to be driven by a moron who has probably never operated any form of heavier/taller vehicle. Just saying, I'm probably getting decapitated by steel plating while the genius inside gets turned into a meat sack full of bone shards that gets lit on fire when the battery ruptures.

They will never legally roll down British roads because they are too big/wide and the design is lethal to anyone it touches. Who wouldn't want a razor sharp stainless steel tank, extra quiet due to its electric engine, flying through your narrow street? The single colour option (dull grey) was also a genius touch since it camouflages so well with our dark/rainy environment hahaha.

This is underrated

We are done for,holy shi

Hahahaha

It should be turned into a fine powder, a pile of fluffy dust

*pod

Same in the UK and Europe. In fact I wonder how many jurisdictions actually allow it apart from the US itself.

I wonder if it is legal in South Africa...considering they aren't too fond these days of people who enslaved their ancestors in emerald mines, or their descendants, I would guess they have the opposite of a waiver for the vehicle. A specific rejection regardless of the regulations. But, on the other hand, they paroled Pistorius after just 11 years...His defense was just nonsensical and it was almost certainly intended.

DeLorean?

@@jacknedry3925 don’t have in nz

@@Lurch-Bot It did not take long for Nelson and Winne to run that place into the ground

Also everyone inside the vehicle considering that the cybertruck doesn't have any crumplezone to absorb the energy of a collision. And have you seen how far back the head of the dummy went in the crash test footage tesla released? That's a broken neck if ever saw one. Not to mention that in that Crash test footage the backseat airbag (where the child dummy sat) didn't fire. If there even is a backseat airbag in the first place. That child dummy hit the floor of the vehicle. Dead for certian.

So everyone outside and inside the vehicle is screwed if someone were to get into a crash involving a cyber truck. Great going, Musk! Truly the car of the future!

Population reduction vehicle lol

Oof. Third-degree burn right here, folks.

Elon Musk can't find his children since they keep changing their names and not responding to his calls

That was insulting towards Tonker toys...

Xd

the funny thing also is that tesla could easily have designed and manufactured a normal, functioning car with the same aesthetic, but elon wanted it to be "innovative" and "disruptive". so, how do you construct a car differently than other manufacturers, that has been perfecting their designs in every single conceivable way for multiple decades? that's right, you try to reinvent the wheel and realize why no one has done what you have. because it's garbage 🤣

No. You'd want a rust bucket of a 'truck' that short circuits driving over a puddle

Blinker fluid is vital to all aspects of the vehicle 👨‍🔬

oh, perfect description.

Uh, when doomsday hits you cant pump or produce gasoline anymore, and the remaining supply will become useless in a few years as gas ages. You can still produce your own electricity easily with resources that are literally everywhere

@@silvy7394A diesel engine can run on stuff you can grow on your field, like rape seed oil. A fully mechanical drive train you can fix and maintain in your garage, semiconductors, not so much.

I buy my card second hand and they come pre rusted. None of that waiting 13 days for it to appear.

Except the word stain being replaced with the word rust as being the same thing.

And you can't sue because the company is married to government. Exactly like in Mussolini's ideology.

I never quite realized the full extent of our lacking auto regulations in the US until looking at this LOL. I guess windshield wiper stocks and dashboards behind the steering wheel were just something everyone was doing out of good faith in the US

I'm not even sure these things will pass state inspections in a few years.

I'm pretty sure the US has almost no regulations, combine that with the US having some of the widest lanes in the world, and you get the US car traffic incident rates.

Seen people "fix" their cars with insulating foam and passing mot... US 🤦‍♀️

@@ivy_47 I visited NC once, and as a Dutchman, I have to say: Americans have obnoxiously loud cars. Like, seriously. Is that a design choice?

So much for the tech-optimism we had 2 decades ago.

2nd place furries edit: someone reminded me that bronies exist in a reply so bronies actually take the number 2 spot

agreed

@@cubedude8690 nah, furries are responsible for keeping your Internet working.

Traders tho ... Look up Gary's economics

Unrelated how? That's the perfect description of Elon

@@angeladansie4378 is joke

@@angeladansie4378 ...That's the joke.

Are Trump and Musk cousins?

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Other than suddenly getting stuck at Ramming Speed and being a boxy piece of shit that will be high-centered in sand or mud, it's actually supposed to handle pretty well for a "truck"

@@ULTRAOutdoorsmanAs long as it doesn’t emergency brake for dips in the road while simultaneously searching out motorcycles to ram into.

Eh, at least it is something that actually exists today, unlike most of the other stuff on this channel, and I probably have a realistic shot at owning one one day.

@@nicestoriesnottherealstori3006 Oh yeah, you can get a used cybertruck real cheap real soon

It's hard for people to admit that they've been scammed by a sleazy car salesman.

probably more like 9,999 out of 10,000

There isn't anyone around him who is interested in challenging him. They would rather just nod along and take his money.

​@@kxjxHe tends to fire, threaten or bully those who openly disagree...

101 times out of 100

If anyone believes they know the most on ANY subject in the entire world, it's literally always the Dunning Kruger effect. Huge red flag.

Its good you cann tell its made for you

I think it's targeted at nobody but Elon Musk.

@@stuartdollar9912 There is no way in hell he's driving one of these. I don't even think the guy has a license.

"I know more about manufacturing than any person alive today" - Melon Usk

They were gas pedals, not brake pedals.

@@destroyerofturtles5024 my mistake, fixed

@@rongpirson5250 thank you

@@TheLastCrusader22 Sounds trumpian ...

yeah thats the point. thats the only cool car made in the last 17 years.

@@bahshas Well... No

Looks like a halo CE warthog in silver

​@@spook9155hey! The warthog doesn't look that much like a shit.

Dude my arse has got more polygons than this car! 🤣

😂 Why is this so unbelievably accurate lol

I can not not see that now.

I am going to guess that it's less than optimal for use in making pruno

Thanks, I hate it. >.

To be fair prison toilets are easier to clean and don't rust like the Cybertruck.

So brutal lol

It's practically a failing NFT

that's a months old meme he read there though

​@@docboy989Does that make it untrue?

Promoting anything Elmo does is basically a loser's badge of honor at this point (or always has been one).

Bulletproof, as long as you adhere to the gangster code that it is unfair to shoot through the windows.

Do not buy this car because it may...

cause it's badass and super cool

That happened with my regular car too. I asked around, and I guess I should have asked the passengers to get out first.

do not lean on the truck, it may stain it.😫 do not take flash pics of the truck, it may stain it.🤳😮 do not look at it for more then 2 minutes, it may stain it.👀😬 do not tell your friends you were dumb enough to buy one, it may stain it.🗣😳 do not dream about rolling it off a cliff, it may stain it.🥳☹ just don't.😐🤣🍻😁✌😎

Because it's all backed by Elon.

Because the audience of both overlap pretty much completely lol

the highest trim is 100k, the base spec is 61k

Quoting a random fellow when Musk himself said "we dug our own grave with cybertruck": There's no *we* on that shovel, Elon....

Yeah it's basically everything Elon does. But hey, apparently they're making Star-Shield spy surveillance now, so Elon will make up for his loss.

And that clip of Adin Ross sniffing Andrew Tate's seat is all you need to know about their... whatever it is

​@@thepolarphantasm2319 I wish Tatter saw what Adin did 😈

That Clip was just sooo... it Broke somthing in my seeing this

Not everything. There's also the Apartheid Prince story, with the emerald mine.

@@florinadrian5174 I would love to see someone make a Johnny Quest style parody cartoon starring Elon and whatever poor kid his parents bought him to play with (aka his "Hadji") Makes me wonder what his Hadji was named... and how he died, and if Elon watched it happen 😬

Should of used rivets and steam engine then!

@@digimaks I think you got your punks confused.

@yeezynapkins You should work in marketing, you evil genius. Seriously with ideas like this.

Copper and brass would be more authentic.

@@pnwdrifter5680A bit soft but least they don't rust

I remember when the HumVee first came out there was a web site where you could post a selfie giving the Hummer's the bird. Maybe it'll be resurrected...

/thathappened Imagine fantasizing about this. Do you have literally nothing in your life?

Oh well, good for him for doing what he wants regardless of opinions.

​@@roberts316hey redditor, did you forget the "r" or are you trying to not associate with Reddit? 😂

The emperor also has a tiny 🍤

Most extreme? What are you talking about? People have been making fun of Musk since the day he was born. He's actually the most extreme example in history of 'a guy who has money and tries random stuff and people on reddit argue about him'

He's what use to be called a snake oil salesman, nothing more nothing less. And I'm still waiting for him to unlock my Twitter account that I want to delete that was locked 4 years ago but I won't hold my breath.

more like "the emperor has no clues"

He might be the most naked emperor alive on the planet.

and why is that mind blowing? pretty much every business he runs seems to involve a lot of manufacturing and he seems to be very involved with all of them. I guess you know of some examples of people in the world who know more about manufacturing than he does? Thats a rather odd piece of knowledge for you to claim you have.. you're the expert in knowing who knows about manufacturing?.... like a 11 year old who watches a youtube video and think theyre now an expert.

@@ge2719 Hey guys. I found the Elon simp! The cybertruck is rock solid proof that he doesn't know much about manufacturing. In fact he doesn't know much about human nature, politics, and engineering but he is an expert grifter.

@@ge2719 CEOs don't know sh*t about manufacturing. And that's fine because it's not their job. It's the job of their engineers and they should listen to them about it. But we live in a world where CEOs think they know everything and people worship them as cult leaders. And no I didn't just watch a YT video, I am an actual engineer.

If any metal shop teacher at any trade or technical school in the world publicly said they know more about manufacturing than anyone else on Earth, they would be INFINITELY more justified than Musk. Even though then that would be wrong of them to say. Would you defend THEM saying that? I would. @@ge2719

@@ge2719He stated that every tolerance on every tesla car should be less than 10 microns "because coca cola can do it". That should tell you enough about his manufacturing knowledge.

A lot of it is just worship of the rich. You have to remember that the myth of meritocracy is peddled a LOT in the US which makes people believe that being rich MUST mean you’re capable.

serves you right for being a pedestrian !

Considering how heavy it is.That's the last of your worries if this thing runs over you.

@@lara-ce2kg Even if this car is stationary, a child on a bicycle or a skateboard could crash into it and be seriously injured

@@polnoeceloe Totally agree. It is a well known fact that small cars are made out of cushions an pixie dust. Therefore a child on a bicycle crashing into stationary small car will never get seriously injured.

​@@danielbecker2463 Brute force injury from hitting a blunt object(in this case a Car) is one thing, receiving deep cuts because of the unnecessarily sharp and boxy edges are another thing

And neither match reality.

Bait and switch.

@@celestialnubianBait and switch and switch

I have some snake oil to sell! cures everything!

​@lordsnooggums1621 Yes but 460 instead of 500 miles look like someone could do it somehow while 800, well, I'd say was a bit optimistic

Why mine emerald? It is useless in fabrication

​@@fireworkstarterI assume it's a reference to how elon musk's parents made their money; owning an emerald mine.

Says the hypocrite posting a comment from his iPhone. Does cognitive dissonance hurt?

I mean, it's the same kids who got the cobalt for our phones, they should thank us too

Sunlight damages it. Rain damages it. For all we know, clouds, snow and moonlight probably also damage it. It might beat another car, but simple phenomena of nature sure seem to have its number.

More to the point is that he views vehicular collisions as a competition to see who can cause the most damage.

Bold words from a car that is significantly shorter than the base model F150! You'd get run over in a cybertruck lmao

@@robertkirchner7981 Funny thing is, any simple repair for that monstrosity costs more than some cars.

​​@@courtneyisaseagull Nah that's an advantage for the Tesla. It's sheer weight, due to the batteries and low center of gravity will mean that the f150 is gonna topple. Both suck, just saying. If there's anything I dislike more than the Cyber truck, it's the f150

He already did that in Germany. A private train only for the workers of Gigafactory. So, he even messed trains up.

@@Niko_from_Keplerngl that could still have been worse.

@@davidty2006 yes, a fleet of „Cyberpods“ (or something with an equally pretentious name) on rails would’ve been a nightmare.

I thought he is allergic to trains.

And there's also the Hyperloop, a train inside a vacuum tube.

On low specs

cyberpunk cars are a lot fancier and make sense than this xD yeah he must have played it on a potato..

Or instead of a bus. Or recommends a regular TESLA!

Thanks, this made me lol 😂

@@colinburke8389for all the dumb things Elon sprout, his Tesla cars are fine-ish, nothing really bad but nothing exceptional either in terms of look or function. It's always his overhyped projects (Mars colony, Cybertruck, etc.) that is the issue

@@quakethedoombringer My comment was about Adam doing so, or at least saying a regular Tesla would be better; given his distaste for cars of any kind and Elon, even THAT is surprising.

Can you fucking IMAGINE crashing into a body of water in one? Your just fucked, it's hard enough to get out of a sinking car but opening those doors even when the pressure equalizes sounds like HELL underwater.

funniest thing about its weight is that a regular driving licence in the eu allows you to drive a car with a maximum total weight of 3.5 metric tonnes while tesla claims the cybertruck can hold up to 8 tonnes, which means you have get an additional license for trucks just to drive it

​@@mochi_owothank god bullshit like cybertruck are illegal to drive in Europe

To be fair companies like Caterham will probably solve that problem

Musky claimed that it can float... were those devices taken off?

And the fix they apply apparently is to stick a screw through the pedal which is super visible and may or may not be even centered, making it look like a 10 second DIY fix

If you look it up you can see this is not exclusive to the cybertruck, EVs in China suffer from similar issues.

@@duncanmacleod7287mass production ev from very popular companie that was hyped as hell of a low production china ev isn’t really good company

You cannot even call them "gas" pedals anymore

All cars get recalled. What's the big deal??

His vision of future is from 70-80s movies.

So, the Tesla is basically the Kamikoto knive of the car world.

what is cathodic protection?

And realistically it needed to be a high molybdenum alloy beyond 317 ELC.

@@__shifty Secularism.

Except the Swiss Knife actually works. Tesla wouldn't even be able to create a working Swiss Knife.

New feature coming soon, fire starter.

@@ndh06”Coming soon”? It’s already here! Give ‘em a week and we’ll be utterly inundated with stories of Cybertruck battery fires like the rest of the blasted Tesla lineup.

Swiss army knife, but costing 60000$ and taking too much space

@@cubicbanban “These components weren’t covered in any of the requirements for my Automotive Maintenance merit badge.”

I'd wager it's more like 1 million were stupid enough, and the other million assumed they'd be able to re-sell it to that previous 1 million as a robo-taxi business with infinite profitability (and thus a huge mark-up).

I can

well ... :'-D

Assuming that those figures aren't just made up to try to promote FOMO.

I'm wondering how many are bot preorders that never really existed. If you're going to bolster your stock why not generate a bunch of fake preorders.

How'd they solve it on the DeLorean? All I've read is that they choose very carefully the exact type of stainless steel.

I'm hoping he makes a tiny submarine next.

These things are going to patina faster than a copper drain pipe.

​@@jeffmcdonald101 I think they're skipping the patina stage, going straight for the holes in the floor where you can set your beer down when pulled over.

"I know more about manufacturing than anyone else in the world" ~Elon

Underrated comment.

badum tsssss

It would be a surprise to have a wife after you buy that monstrosity.

⁠@@parthvashisht528To be honest I’ve only seen wealthy influencers and celebrity personalities flaunting these “vehicles”. The sorta crowd whose wives would probably love yet another toy to flex on instagram with.

Inaccurate, no cyber truck owner is married xD they're divorced at best xD

i think thats the point, its a weird car that people want to take pictures of but nobody actually wants to pay for one

Thunderf00t might disagree. But adam is close

Maybe Grimes.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

​@@doraspoljar697Don't forget common sense skeptic

​@@doraspoljar697 yah but thunderf00t repeats the same point and clip like 20 times and makes me want to stare at a wall instead

It's a Cyberjoke. In order to use Cyberjokes in a conversation, you have to pay extra $5000.

You are not getting a basic paint/finish protection. You get a satin coating which wears off eventually and is easily susceptible to other things .. like tiny stones on a road.. just driving close to vegetation. Someone coughing in its direction .. You wouldn't think elon forgot to make this feature overpriced and useless did you? :D

If anything, I like the idea of using bare stainless steel. No more expensive paintjobs for a mere scratch sounds great. Apparently they screwed that idea up by using cheap steel. There are (expensive) stainless steels that sustain being submerged in seewater indefinitely without a stain.

How about never having to worry about it?

That's so they can pretend to have a base price which is low. Kinda like Apple does with their ram prices.....

Saludos a Nuevo León paisa

That actually answers a lot of questions about this truck. The only question I have left is, who's wearing their wife's Sunday best? There's no F'ing way. Amirite?

He should have trade marked the design. Could sue Tesla right now.

Ps 1 graphics

😮 ohhh my God... you're right... I've drawn this kinda car on a monitor that only had grey scale and various patterns to indicate things...

Who knew your nephew is a genius!

Its hilarious to me watching the left's hysterics about Musk. He was their Jesus, their chosen one, and now they feel so betrayed when he championed things like free-speech and now they are full of venom and vitriol and pretend they hate the Tesla while they've fawned over so many pathetic EVs in the past because it was "saving the planet", lol! Hell hath no fury.... (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

that's what they get for working for Apartheid Clyde. i mean, we're probably not talking about people desperate for any employment they can find.

This is what you say all the time as an engineer in automotive industry, but in typical case you can tell the customer/sales department their idea is bull and fix it. If you don’t work at one man hegemony…

Musk has loads of people working for him who actually know something about car development and manufacturing, and usually they can talk him out of his stupid ideas. In the case of the cybertruck, they failed.

Well, they are pretty well paid, so maybe don't.

the cybertruck can carry 3 bikes in the rear without having to fold down its backseats, its a 5 seater truck, not a hatchback.

@@odisy64 No it can't. Are you going to tell us it's amphibious next?

​@@odisy64It's trash. Forty year old pick ups are more capable and... Will work for forty years. Because they already have. It's no different than their garbage cars. And I owned a P90D/S. I traded it as quickly as I could back to an E-Class. It was a bad car. In every way.... This is a bad truck. PS: I can leave my sixty and seventy year old cars out in the rain, too. I don't. But I could. Same color when it dries off.

@@_BangDroid_ it has a 6ft bed, it definitely can, the cybertruck is rated to wade through 3ft of water, take that how you will.

@@andrewb4584 nope, tucks dont come with 800hp stock, not even semi trucks but i use a lot of trucks for my families construction job, my brother is always buying new trucks and they do tend to have mechanical issues that require shop work. he has a 2022 model S LR, he has zero issues with it. as someone who takes Auto Paint seriously, please dont leave your cars out in the rain, no truck will outlast rusting, its a cancer of the car but the cybertruck will last much longer. just actually try finding a picture of a rusted cybertruck. if you have ever looked at white pain on an old car you may notice tiny rust spots on top of the clearcoat from brake dust contaminates.

what 0 crumple zones do to a mf

Yeah, making a frame so rigid goes against everything we know about care crash safety. I guess he was just a bit off, your car will win, but you’ll die.

@@artirony410 There is a crumple zone, something has to give. It's just not the car thar crumples. Only the softest part. So, you better get that stainless steel body for yourself! Just 50000$ and 25 years of wait!

while that is funny, this quote gives a real insight into musks psychology. hes sees everything as a win/lose proposition and the people he is marketing this truck to do as well

Isn't that the one where the truck got a flat tire, and otherwise was fine but needed to be towed because it doesn't have as spare?

"It's called stainless steel so ti can't be stained" - The man who knows more about manufacturing than anyone else on earth

The user manual actually address it and states that the car will develop a "natural patina" over time 😂😂

Considering the user manual mentions it, he didnt forget, its intentional and literally a scam

nah dude, it be way funnier if the explanation was that Elon genuently thinks stainless steel means that it does not get affected by corrosion at all.

you left out "on Earth". He is the only one who needs this at the end of his sentence.

He periodically forgets. Last time he forgot was when building a Hyperloop test track that was all rusty inside.

...same...

Adin sniffing Tate's chair is everything you need to know about him.

Isnt he the same guy who, by accident, ratted out Tate's plan to escape his house arrest, by telling about it on his channel, like a week ago?

The guy who snitched on Andrew Tate.

@@VonFreklsteinYes.

And whatever you do don’t charge it after midnight

​@@stephenshowell why I might get a better vehicle afterwards.

Rule 3. Breaking any of the other two rules will void the warranty

The most hilarious part is that the $5000 clear coat from Tesla can be applied by the end user for the low cost of two cans of clear Rust-Oleum.

​@@nercksrule Exactly

How if it actually works

Hahaha

why would he stop at one roast when the Cybertruck is made out of so many griddle plates?

@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449 overpriced techbro gadgets is the nerd version of roided muscles in a gym: you think it attracts jailbait but only ones falling for that are other bros.

She's probably actually 15.....

You sound bitter and jealous because nobody will ever know or care what your name is

John DeLorean would weep at this thing's existence... and he was John DeLorean ffs Elon has out Homer-car'ed the DeLorean guy

@@thepolarphantasm2319 There's some kind of poetic irony that a car from the 80s has become timeless (literally in the hands of a certain Doc Brown) while the truck of the future looks like something the Jetsons would call prehistoric.

@@benh3518 Hasbro produced ab Autobot (Transformers) version of the DeLorean from BttF complete with the lightning hook thing as a weapon, faux 1980s TF box art and all... his name is Gigawatt. :) Just sayin', the Cybertruck ain't never getting that much love.

Yes, this was the truck of the future, in 1986.

It has the same build quality as a DeLorean too. If you’ve ever looked at those things up close you’ll find they’re built just as bad as the Cybertruck is. Stainless steel is just a horrible material to build cars with

luckily in the collapse of society, things like window cleaner and clean water are still available

These people think the world will end and their butler will come to work the next day like it's nothing.

Perfect for all your trips in the Atacama Desert!

and good luck charging that beast once the grid shuts down.

@@Moosetick2002 Electricity will be easier to come across than refined fuel that's for sure, Yeah the grid might shutdown but the water screws, wind turbines, solar generators will still be producing plenty of power rather easy to grab a charge, but to frack/mine/drill for oil transport it *refine* it and use it, yeah good luck.

Like if a cult leader didn't have enough charisma to get people to move to his compound.

They did have actual designers Elon musk threw them out and changed the car appearance and then ruined everything. He literally just stole the idea fired the guys and made it worse.

The thing reminds me on the episode of Simpsons where Homer designs a car.

Kitt, make K.I.T.T. instead

@@Nonsense010688 I was gonna say the same thing lol, it's totally that

The actual designers over engineer a lot of modern cars... Just replacing simple parts now is a lot harder than it was with older vehicles.

Ironicially, it'd be even worse if it was lighter. That frontline would never be allowed on a regular car, only on special vehicles like trains and commercial trucks. Not that it matters anyways, because it seems to violate like 293 other security regulations, but beeing a commercial truck at least lets it get away with those murder edges.

So then what’s the weight limit in the eu? Like, genuinely asking… my 07 tundra is just nearly 3 tons but I’m pretty sure I see them everywhere too

That plus "willing to get an EV that also isn't a truck". They either get a Diesel or just a proper truck. There's a reason why the Otto motor pickup trend has barely permiated the European market.

@@TEENYcharma3500kg is the limit for a normal car in most places.

@@CG-eh6oe... total weight, that is. So the truck cannot be heavier than approx 3 tons, as you still have to factor in the weight of one American driver.

...or birds poo all over it and heaven forbid you were out of town for a few days. "What happened to you truck man?" "Oh don't worry it's just now permanently covered in $hit stains" ...."No biggie for a player" ehee

(searches my kitchen for empty spray bottles)

Let's get some dry unfilled markers and fill them with vinegar 👍

I'm sure anyone with a car would be pissed

@@jeffmcdonald101…but it comes off with a light sanding!

For the same reason that Musk fanbois get moist whenever Musk musks. Eeew.

Wtf..

"Elon bro I need a new truck, please Elon..."

Because he needed to in order to keep his devotion to Tate obvious. Tate's a piece of garbage, but he's everything Adin Ross wants to be. So in order for him to have any chance of getting into the club, he's gotta brown-nose Tate as hard as he fuckin can.

When camera was filming... 🤦🏼‍♀️🤢

If it cannot survive bullets its nuke survival is doubtful.

Imagine destroying your truck for clicks. Ask yourself, why don't you see ANY other trucks in the same condition??? See where I'm going with this?

@@InstigatorDJI honestly don’t even have any idea where you are going with this lol.

​@@InstigatorDJplease explain your self

@@InstigatorDJyeah, bro. Just you and your mom know what you’re talking about.

@@InstigatorDJ People want to shoot a car advertised to be bullet proof to see if it actually is bullet proof, shoocking