@@doingyourmom69 in case you haven't noticed yet, we're currently in a pandemic, so I'm fun everywhere except at parties right now bc I'm sensible, thank you very much
Random Shopper to the Manager: Why is that girl sitting on top of the freezer? Manager: That's just Tessa. She's been doing this once a week for years now.
How come when Tessa hasn't slept in days and dances at a grocery store it's cute, but when I do it, they tell me if I don't leave they'll call the cops? unfair