Fun fact: getting slapped with a fish does actually hurt like hell. If course you have the blunt impact of a large chunk of meaty, bony flesh, but you also get the serrated edges of the scales slicing into your skin.
Imagine casually swimming in the ocean when a guy catches you, wraps you in paper and gives you to a young athletic mercenary (who can somehow jump on air molecules) who then starts slapping other mercenaries wearing different coloured shirts, except the dancing ones, the ones who pose like an A letter with the help of their arms and tend to scare other mercenaries and the fat russian sandvich dealers.
It would be just as scary if the fish was multiclass. Imagine a heavy with the human cannonball rushing at you with 2 soldiers whipping him while ubered
Pyro smacking you with a cooked salmon... Soldier shooting you with a specific rocket launcher that only shoots fucking fish... Demoman using a swordfish... oh, god...
I told the fish doctor I was in love with you And the the fish doctor, he told me what to do He told me... Ooh Eeh Ooh Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
7:51 when I started tf2 I thought crit a cola was a direct upgrade to bonk and thought it gave you invincibility and let you fire your weapon so when I used it I went for crazy plays and died instantly
Congratulations, this has now become the only melee I use on scout and I now have an alter ego named fire glazed fish, and own a fire glazed holy mackerel
1:50 “The mackerel smack” “The fish swish” “The GILLoutine” “The FINisher” “The ol’ one-tuna” “Fishticuffs” “The trout clout” “The bass smash” “The pike spike”
I was on an all crits server at one point and everyone just made the unanimous decision that we would do a "fish fry", where everyone went scout and one team had fish, the other team frying pan
Cinnamon Roll lol now I am thinking about a war paint that can paint any weapon . I dont have a good name on it bu imagine a fat russian dude with a giant minigun painted in fish
if you ever feel useless just remember that a grown man is watching a grown man sitting in a chair to hold a button to see robots get slapped with a fish
Overwatch: please be respectful to each other or you will get banned Tf2: beat someone with a fish so they will lose all the drops of dignity they have left.
The holy mackerel is my favourite weapon. I literally named it "fish" and managed to win two payload matches on offense with it (I got autobalanced at the start of the second match) It makes me happy
3:10 taunt killing with the fish, I'd imagine the animation would be like that one animation for "slap" in one of The Sims games, where they literally pull a giant fish out, showing it off, before slapping the person they're having a conversation with, which also is negatives in friendship status, but it was funny
You know when sound Smith said “that was the best bait of all time”? We’ll be is wrong, because the best bait of all time is the one he used to get that fish!
Watching people being beaten to death with fish to the shop theme from sega marine fishing from the year 2000 for the sega dreamcast is ridiculous relaxing for some reason
That actually ended up happened to me in the last wave of a MvM match. One guy convinced over half of us to just equip the Holy Mackerel and F I S H S L A P
This is late but you aren't determined enough, there's a collectors professional killstreak strange Holy Mackerel, if you get that then you are a professional fisher. although it is 40 somethin dollars sooooo, yeah.
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