TF2 mercs argue over pizza toppings (Tf2 15.ai) 

I actually like pinnapple. Its better than stinky fish Also heavy is base

I find it amusing that nobody bothers to tell Scout & Soldier that Mushrooms are not vegetables, or plants whatsoever.

I was gonna comment ‘why not order separately’ but then I remembered that this team is only functional 2% of the time

This is the most TF2 conversation I've ever heard. Well done.

Their favorite toppings actually fit their characters.

Spy going uber out of sheer rage at soldier's repeated mentioning of Taco Bell made my day.

6:42 "I'm here. What do you bitches want?" truly is everyone's experience playing as Medic

mushrooms on pizza are surprisingly good. it barely even shows up as anything on the slice but it adds that slight hint of extra you didn't know you'd like.

Solder and scout: pepperoni and sausage Spy: mushrooms Engineer: bacon Demoman: bell peppers Sniper:tomato Pyro: pineapples

6:06 Spy's speech sounded like an encouraging one. As for toppings Mushrooms are the most important for me.

I was looking for TF2 Mercs arguing over candy. This’ll suffice though.

The funniest part is expecting me to believe 8 grown ass men are gonna share 1 pizza and be satisfied.

Engineer knows what's up 😎 Bacon on pizza is literally the best topping

Just imagine if Scout did call the pizza delivery only for the person who answered the phone hearing them arguing the entire time 😂

I can't believe I just sat here for 10 minutes and 51 seconds watching the TF2 team fighting over which toppings belong on a pizza.

Of all the things for the Mercs to argue about, ordering a Pizza seems like something they would actually do.

I usually don’t like ai voice videos but this makes up for it with the writing

It's absolutely in-character for Scout and Soldier to think Mushrooms are vegetables

5:45 "STOP MENTIONING TACO BELL!" -Spy

I like how in the end: 1. Scout accidentally calls gordan ramsey 2. Gordan is mad some rando got his number 3. Gordan actually considers making scout's order until he heard pineapple

While it was amusing hearing most of the team arguing about what toppings that should be put on pizza (with various agreements and disagreements of specific ones), I kinda figured the moment pineapple would be brought up (by Pyro of all people), they all unite and act like a crime against humanity was committed. Though, I'm surprised nobody suggested the anchovies..... to be fair, most don't like anchovies on the pizza anyways.

i literally saved this video to my watch later for 3 days, ordered a pizza, then sat down and watched this masterpiece while digging in, great video dude xD

This is another situation that would be fixxed if they did the sensible thing: Order their own pizzas. They're mercs, they're stacked. They can afford to buy their own pizzas, and not have to fight over what would go on a pizza.

Pyros "awaaaaah 😡"... WAS SO MF ADORABLE 😭

There's honestly very few pizza toppings I won't eat, and which ones I want kinda just depends on the day. Also Heavy basically telling them "just order separate pizzas" is perfect.

All toppings have their origins. Some may like them, some may don't. The important thing that often gets lost here is... That everyone has differing tasts. No Topping is absolut good or absolute evil. All find their place in someone's heart. Conflict only leads to conflict, but not to understanding. Respect others, and they'll respect you. shorter version: eat what you like, don't hate on others for liking stuff you don't like, maybe help each other live better.

Honestly, I'm with Scout and Soldier, no mushrooms on pizza. Pepperoni and Sausage are the best toppings on pizza. But Engie has the best choice of them all. Bacon is the best topping to put on it. And Pyro's choice bringing everyone together to shut down his topping choice is hilarious. Especially Gordon Ramsey the pizza guy. And Heavy coming up with the logical solution is very fitting for him.

Whenever I order pizza, I get it with spinach, mushrooms, anchovies, and extra garlic. I do this so that nobody will ask me for a slice, and my breath will become so overpowering that nobody will try and talk to me.

As much I hate getting my medic facestabbed, spy has the point there

Scout: "Alright, guys, we need to decide on pizza toppings. Any suggestions?" Soldier: "I demand that we put anchovies on the pizza. They are the most patriotic of toppings, and will bring glory to our stomachs!" Demoman: "Ye cannae be serious, lad! Anchovies? Ye want to put little fishy fishes on a pizza? How about we put some whiskey and haggis on it instead?" Engineer: "Now, now, fellas, let's not get too wild with the toppings. How about we put some pepperoni and mushrooms on the pizza? It's a classic topping combination that always works." Pyro: "Mmmph mmmph mmmph!" (Translation: "I think we should put gasoline and matches on the pizza. It will be hot and spicy, just like me!") Heavy: "Pizza should have meat. Lots of meat. How about we put sausage, bacon, and ham on the pizza? And maybe some cheese, too. But mostly meat." Sniper: "I reckon we should put some kangaroo and Vegemite on the pizza. It's an Aussie thing, mate." Spy: "Gentlemen, we must consider the elegance of pizza toppings. Let us put some caviar, truffles, and champagne on the pizza. It will be a feast for the eyes as well as the palate." Scout: "Uh, guys, I'm not sure any of those toppings will work. How about we just get a plain cheese pizza?" Soldier: "A plain cheese pizza? That's cowardice, son! How about we put some freedom and democracy on the pizza instead? That's what real Americans eat!" Scout: "Uh, okay, how about we just get a pizza with everything on it?" Demoman: "Aye, that sounds like a plan. I'll even let ye put yer wee fishies on it, Soldier." Soldier: "Huzzah! Anchovies for everyone!" (story from chatGPT)

In case anyone wants to make something nice for their birthday, I have a solution for you! ICE CREAM PIZZA. Recipe is as follows: #1: any cookie mix of your choice and make a giant ass cookie out of it. #2: soft serve ice cream of your choice, spread it evenly on the whole Cookie. #3: sprinkle your favorite soft candies on top. #4: enjoy your new tasty dessert! (Diabetics approach with caution)

I mean New York style is pretty good, especially stuffed crust.

I could sense Peppino being confused and overwhelmed hearing this conversation. And the mercs should have called or even attend either Papa's Pizzeria or Mona Pizza.

Funny enough bell peppers and sausage go very well together on pizza, it's a funny detail that you made Demo and Soldier suggest them respectively, only to have them fight over it

“Why is Demoman on top of Scout? Am I in the middle of something? 😏”

Little complaint; Sniper is Australian, so he should pronounce tomatoes as ‘tom-ah-to’ instead of ‘tom-ay-to’

Love the Jurassic marsh music all the way through

Judging the toppings: Scout's Pepperoni: Like Soldier's Sausages: FAVORITE TOPPING! Pyro's Pineapples: It’s alright Demoman's Bell Peppers: Like Engie's Bacon: LOVE Medic's Olives: Like Sniper's Tomatoes: LOVE Spy's Mushrooms: Not crazy about but I’ll eat it Spinach (Mentioned by Spy): LOVE Heavy's idea of each topping on each slice: Never tried it

Honestly I could totally see Spy being a mushroom fan. I am a fan too yet people get so uptight over it just as much as pineapple on pizza. xD

Bro when the music stopped after the pyro said pineapples got me😂

Can't wait for the sequel where they fight about the different crust options.

6:06 damn spy just had an LTG moment

Best toppings: Pepperoni, mushrooms, pineapple, bellpeppers, red peppers, bacon Worst toppings: Onion, sausage, olives, banana peppers

"You are a disgrace to America!" "I take that as a compliment." KILLED ME

Plot twist: Heavy secretly tops his pizza with excessive amounts of lard & grease then lies about not caring for it as to not confirm his team's comments of him being fat.

People only hate pineapple cause it's meta, just follow the crowd. I hated it too cause of it. I was once getting pizza hut with my dad and we talked about it. He said it was good and insisted I try it. We ended up getting a small pizza with pineapples just to try to go along with the taco pizza's we got. I actually liked it. It adds a sweetness to it, not too strong that dulls the other flavors and not too weak when you can't taste it at all. It was pretty good. edit: leave it to pyro to ruin everything for everyone

"This man is a disgrace to America!" "I take that as a compliment." LOL 😂

I like egg (scrambled and drizzled on the pizza) or some chilli to spice it up

Seems appropriate scout wouldn't understand the many flavors of water. It changes so much based on source and purification

Heavy would be the kind of person to order a bear meat calzone

Pineapple does belong on pizzas. But it has to be balanced out by the savoriness of a meat topping like pepperoni or ham or the pizza just tastes like melting cheese on a pineapple slice and dunking it in pizza sauce

My theory of what each class crust preferences Scout, soldier and Heavy: Deep dish crust, can hold a lot of meat and provides a lot of energy. Sniper, Medic and Spy: Thin Crust, light and delicate also can eat one handed while working Engineer and Demo: Cheese stuffed crust, engineer knows how to make a mean cheese stuffed crust and demoman knows that eating cheese helps with hangovers Pyro: Calzon, Ha you thought I would say burnt but no, pyro likes to keep the flavors inside the dough a mystery

Little know fact: Theres a pizza that dosen't have chess at all (just tough and tomato sauce),wich isn't really that bad as long as the sauce itself is good. My personal taste on pizza topping is salami. I like salami on bread, so salami on pizza is basiclly salami on bread. Other toppings: Ham, Margarita, Mozzarella, mushruum (I personally don't really like them, has a weird taste and texture).

I'm surprised you didn't actually make an argument with the most disgusting topping on Pizza I have personally ever seen with my own eyes Marshmallow Peeps Yeah marshmallow peeps are 10 trillion times worse then whatever you think pineapple is

I love how solider kept bringing up taco bell

Hearing Scout Call Soldier A Dingus Was Unexpected And Funny AF For Some Reason.. Surprise Non Of His Official Voice Lines Have It

Why not. Buy 2 or 3 pizzas. Like. There's 9 of them. The only way one pizza feeds all of them is if it's brought over by a fucking semi.

Really love how despite the criticism, Pyro stands up and feels no regret! Thank goodness for He and Heavy!

Putting pineapple on a pizza is like putting pepperoni in a fruit cocktail; it's something you just don't do.

"If you want to eat bells and peppers, just go to Taco Bell" -Soldier

i have to agree with scout on the mushrooms and peppers thing, but olives (black) go incredibly hard on pizza when paired with pepperoni

I love how Engie is always the chill one in arguments who doesn’t take sides and is just okay with everything

My favorite pizza topping had to be pepperoni mmm so good now I’m hungry for pizza

0:16 Bro got roasted in 69 languages 💀. Also Pizza with mushrooms is perfect and with some caviar it's just *chefs kiss*

I cracked a laughter when Pyro said Pineapple and everyone went silent.

Funny how Heavy hates pizza for being too greasy, even though bear meat is notorious for its greasy fat.

Bacon and Ham, 100%

hearing Medic say Fuck is great

Chef Ramsey hang up the phone on Scout, because he mention about Pyro's pineapple pizza. Soldier blames Pyro for getting that choice. 10:39 to 10:48. 😒.

Here’s my take: done well, a simple Margarita is good by itself. A lot of the times when pizza places overload it with toppings, they’re hiding the fact that the pizza is crap In my mind, the most complex a pizza should be is a 4 cheese mix

Mushroom and Pepperoni for me, the flavors complement each other surprisingly well

I like how the mercs were singing SpongeBob to relief their anger

Pineapple especially when cooked properly makes a very good topping, making the whole thing sweet and savory, And I will die on this hill.

This is one of the best videos of the mercs arguing, everyone's in character and it's funny as hell. Great writing!

Should've just ordered plain

Lol, this is hilarious. I like how it kept escalating with a new TF2 merc coming in suggesting their topping and then the call finally being made only for Gordon Ramsay to answer and reject the order because of pineapples. 🍍

I love vegetables on my pizza.

I love how the heavy is the only one with common sense in this situation.

0:52 subtitle be like:

Idk, I mean by the time a 4th guy gets in the convo they may as well go "Okay, so... One supreme. One meat lovers... "

i always assume the pizza place would charge you for "each topping 1.95+" but instead of getting the entire spread your getting what mouse would say is NOT enough.

You'd think they could afford to just buy their own personal pizzas

sausage, peppers, and onions is a very good combo for pizza toppings imo

Scout, Solider, Demo, Engineer, and Snipers toppings would create a pretty damn good pizza!

I agree with scout, sure it'll be the most basic ass pizza but all you gotta do is make it be good with good old spicy pepperoni. Yeah I make my own pizza, what about it?

Okay, I'm about to send Scout straight to The Woods™ for bad mouthing olives on pizza...

Order more than one pizza & each pizza can be made half-n-half to cover for two people; problem solved (BTW, I have yet to hear of any American pizza joint putting different toppings on each of eight slices & the most they would do is put different toppings of each *half* of the pizza). The most serious question to be answered is "How much money are you going to pitch in to pay for it?" "Back in Russia, Heavy would always eat bear meat every day." That's...actually canon. His mother & three sisters too.

I respect you use Jurassic marsh theme

Mushrooms aren't even vegetables. They're abominations. Funny thing is, I love em on pizza.

That ending was the ultimate plot twist

God damn now I'm hungry for some pizza, I think I'm going to have a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, bacon, and barbecue sauce with some beer

Pineapple, bacon, chicken, and bell peppers are my go to toppings

Pizza is actually an Italian alteration of a Chinese food

I know I could hear it any day but every time Scout says "fuck" the tiny church woman in my heart lets out a gaulding gasp

I love Pepperoni Pizza, especially the Extra Most Bestest, Thin Crust Pepperoni Pizza and Fanceroni Pepperoni from Little Caesar's; as for Pizza Hut the Detroit Style Pizza. Fanceroni Pepperoni is when the pepperoni are like bowl shaped and covers the entire pizza. Of course, bacon sound like a good pizza topping as well. As for that, I agree with Engineer, Scout, and Soldier for picking a pizza for carnivores. A carnivores' paradise.

Engineer without his goggles is so cursed and hilarious at the same time! 8:26

It doesn't matter what you put on a pizza it's your pizza

The subtitles are very nice for this one.

I like pineapple on pizza. But I think it tastes even better with ham and barbecue. It's called Hawaiian stylke.

Pineapple is the relatable joke, but pyro would be so deranged to say anchovies