TF2 Summer 2024 Update: New Hats, Unusual Effects, Taunts, Taunt Effects & 10 new maps 

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@@parkeddoor not first

Also they fixed the gmod textures

Still no mvm medals in-game

They removed freeman to turn him into cosmetics for medic

They peeled him

@@JKDontJudgeMe Medic: "Hold on, Mr. Freeman. I need your skin."

And when the Patient woke up, his skeleton was missing. And the doctor was never heard from again.

Funny (not)

gladiator helmet

@@speedywamai4614 5 minutes ago on a 4 minute ago comment

Based on the name it is indeed a DOOM reference

@@speedywamai4614 mf doom

@@otsu3011 AY , spell his name right, ALL CAPS MF DOOM

Large desk engineer

They grow over time

New from Doctor Lalve: The Big Desk Engineer! It is exactly like the Tiny Desk Engineer but big! He: -Dances! -Helps with desk things! buy one now for only 999.999$!!!

He grew up way too fucking fast.

If you don't buy it we will send you directly into the sun!

He's goonmaxxing, a real bosspilled crimecel

"Aye boss, what's the plan?"

@@lowbudgetprod Who tf are you I thought I hired goons

@@TheJoazzz Real mafiacore skibiddaboom vibes right here. Absolute ludokino.

Amen

Tested it. Works well with Dragon's Fury.

No way

holy shit gas buff

@@dambledore856 Yes way, it USEFUL NOW

not hidden, its in the changelog

rappers screaming in our ears like we're deaf

TEMPT ME, DO A NUMBER ON THE LABEL

​@kinsmanne98 Eat up all they emcees and drink em under the table Like

"Aye, there's only one scrumpy left!" the workshop description

@@kinsmanne98 Eat up all they emcees and drink ’em under the table

Is it me or he says “bloody fa***t” at the end

the 10,000 hour spy main forgot to take care of the gibus sniper on the roof

@@TheShatOn he says bloody piker and its kinda obvious too

and pyros was good too

Tbh some of the others were a bit meh. But Engineer's definitely made me smile lmao

Today is a good day to be an engineer main

Still aint wasting a cent on this game tho

It’s easily the worst one for an already poorly made taunt. Doesn’t fit him in the slightest, so ”perfect” isn’t exactly the right word to use. A 40-50yo man, known for his calm and calculated demeanor, suddenly jumping around like a child high on sugar is not perfect.

"Botler. Five Hundreds Cigarettes."

i think it's a missed opportunity to give him water (because he's one of the more normal mercs.) instead because cigarettes aren't a drink

​@@darkzoyt9094five- hundred Cigarettes

It's just the blu spy in the rise of epic scout

1 million cigarettes and beers

Cap me, do a number on my killstreak

This is the best comment here

You mean like Gordon Half-life and Louis L4D?

Louis from Pikmin?

@@zergrush323 Yeah, my mistake. Pardon me.

@@justhere4637 No you were right, Medic TF2 feels like gordon freeman like how Louis L4D felt like gordon freeman

"NERD" - francis

i also thought the same 💀

You're not the only one.

I thought so to for a bit.

Ironically, once you learn about how the particle editor works in the Source engine, you start to realize that particle effects artists are maestros, absolute masters of their craft.

@@YoYoBobbyJoe Gotta love how Source can turn otherwise simple projects into Heraclean undertakings requiring expertise beyond the capabilities of us mere mortals. Such a beautiful engine 🥲

"Who the frick are you people I thought I hired goons"

@@luunna2275 Bring back old goon meaning :(

​@@luunna2275 "who are we gonna kill now boss?"

"Hello Ludwig. Long night, eh?" "Longer then you think." "Where you've been hiding? I thought you were miles away." "Who says I've been hiding?" "Heavy thought you were dead." "*laughs* Stasis is a hell of a thing, ain't it?"

Team life 2

Ludwig doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional.

lol his head is so tiny

my exact thoughts

You put into words what i couldnt describe

such a dad bod

fucked up in the crib gotta go with dollar tree burly beast

He carries a launcher + ammo

Thats the calves of an american soldier rucking 80lb gear everywhere he goes

They so thicc that i wanna caress them

Speaking of thicc, am I the only one who thinks they made Doc look WAY more top heavy than he looked in his normal suit?...

Because they have to model skin OVER existing clothes. Thats why cosmetics with exposed skin never work​@@Guile_The_Exile

Even more of a reason to not buy lol

@@leonardo9259confused

This looks way too distracting, did people play the game like this? What happens when you rocket jump? I wasn't around for this

Maybe, he hops on you back?

It's really cute. Too bad it's going to cost 20 bucks.

Just so you know, it's based off of the robots from the scrapped Valve made official map called RD_Asteroid. These little robots were a gameplay element and were designed by Valve intending to add them into TF2. The whole map and update got scrapped, but I just thought I'd lend context to the creator's idea.

​@@anonymousaccordionist3326 not really, they're used in one of the new maps the cuban one I think, the robots from asteroid look diferent

@@JO3748 I understand that they are directly based off of those from Embargo, but I was just mentioning there is an official Valve precedent for those robots.

What’s the second?

@@JamalTheCreamMachine Well the name is a reference to MF Doom's Vaudeville Villain album and the helmet itself is a reference to General Maximus' helmet from the movie Gladiator which MF DOOM's mask was modeled after or maybe he actually used a replica and modified it so he could try and make himself look like his inspiration: Doctor Doom. So I guess technically it might be triple-layered but I dunno.

unleashed rage is a legit awful taunt, easily the worst out of those three. scaredy cat is pretty good and actually comedic. mourning mercs, I can't remember any moments where players actually use it since it came out. it's just that forgettable. maybe sometimes after a teammate killbinds it could be funny. and this rage one is an even worse version of that.

​@@herb_2 I witnessed it once in match. It was nice Freezecam.

​@@herb_2 why? it looks good to me

dont forget schadenfreude! the most important emotion!

Yeah they should have reanimated the rage one to be more exaggerated, Spy and Engineer have the closest to ok, but they could have done better

atleast the pets that floated over your shoulders where mostly small or transparent, this is to much as cool as it is.

Yeah I'm not a fan of this kind of cosmetic, I'm hoping this will be the only one and it will end up being really rare

I think it is the only one of the 'floating pets' that it is not halloween restrictive nor pyroland only.

@@yogurtColombiano you are referring to the robro right?

​@@yogurtColombianoNo the Balloonicorpse works year round and without pyrovision, it's one of my favorites

Winter Update 2024: - Removed Freeman

Good, its an actual taunt then

1950's? bro people were doing that all the way into the 1990's lmao

People still do it in Italy to this day, it basically means 'up yours' lol

the game is rated m, smoothbrain

They still do it in a lot of countries, it's worse than the middle finger

What was the cosmetic?

Oops 😵‍💫

They will not fix the bots. They've done their classic "do one big sweeping removal to get people to shut up, then leave it for a couple years until they complain again."

I hate that they added the medic lifeguard vest and Tuxedo Royale. One looks like shit (makes medic look like a mutant) and the other has an atrocious paint region

Real. Why didn't they add the huge model fix?

@@FeNexOff there actually turned out to be a big problem with community fixes that meant they couldnt really be added, especially things like texture fixes since its changing textures that so many other workshop creators made

At this point they should keep them brown, aren't they that color even on official sfm?

@@enn1924 I could have sworn that SFM has the correct color for Scout's pants.

wait, what colour are they supposed to be?

Multiple stages

Yes my friend They finally added 2nd Medieval Map

wild interrobang spotted

FUCK YEAAAAAA

can't wait to call out a cheating spy and get called froggot and get kicked by my entire team

Nothing lore-conflicting about Telemax Corporation

@thecorruptedbit5585 did telemarkalready exist? exist?

idk what engineer's hat means, and heavy having a burger hat is not out of place because i can kinda see that

​​@@Tepurcatif you were to look at a teleporter, you'd see the telemax logo on it

wym Engi's hat has implications?

"B-B-B-BUT DAD BOD MEDIIIIIIC" no.

yeah no that was a bad one

Medic gained some weight after all these years

Also the soldier one too, that arm looks bigger than the rolled sleeve itself I swear i think it supposed to be for heavy with those big arms

zesty jesus cosmetic

No it's referencing large table demoman

teeny tiny engie grew up (and got a job)

Normal Desk Engineer

YEEEEEEE

Largy Desk Enginner

Oh no the class with a bunch of ways to get guaranteed critz now has a very inconvenient and bad way to get guaranteed critz.

yeah but the gas passer takes years to recharge, so you're basically without a secondary for 90% of the time, flares and the shotgun are still better

it's a slower version of the jarate-bushwacka combo, which is already slow, on a class that has the degreaser-axtinguisher combo, which is already fast

i mean it does give pyro a way to always have neon annihilator crits without relying on the map or teammates... or you could just use the axtinguisher with the gas passer and also get crits on gassed targets... or you could just use any other secondary other than the goddamn gas passer

LMAO, this take is wrong. You forgot it takes like 750 damage to get ONE gas passer compared to the jarate which you do nothing. Pyro is suppose to be good at close range, sniper isn’t. If you’re at melee wrench and go hit by the gas passer, I think that should say enough about your skill level.

I gotta disagree with you, the cosmetic isn't as disruptive as your example, at worst an enemy would be very slightly distracted for a few times before he gets used to it

@@atig51 It's actually pretty bad for snipers in certain circumstances. If the sightline you're holding has players at a altitude higher than you, the botler can quite literally block the sightline and you can't see what's behind it. Could there be an enemy sniper? An enemy player's head? You don't know until it's too late, or the enemy kills you anyways since their sightline doesn't have this problem. Now granted given the insane state snipers can be in, especially in the era of "we're kinda tired of sniper right now", it can feel cathartic they have to actually play the game for two seconds, but even then I would argue it's just an introduced issue that could have outright been avoided in the first place. Halloween is when you should have the overly distracting and insane cosmetics that make it hard to see enemies right, even if it's slight.

​@@atig51you can say that about any disruptive cosmetic, once is enough

@@forple8930You literally cant see it in first person bro..

@@SavathunSussyImpostor I'm not talking about the hypothetical sniper equipping it, I'm talking about someone *else* on the enemy team or even the sniper's own team equipping it where it becomes a visibility hazard in some cases.

“I mean it’s called the Hazardous… En.. Vironment suit- who did that?”

@@nechdaught3412 I voted against it.

Just bought the taunts :D

I played embargo, the new medieval mode, and the attack/defend (overgrown I think?) been really disappointing. Hoping the ones I missed are fun.

and fat as fuck on one of em

owo crummiez burghas

that is like, the most fake excitement ive ever heard in my life

​@@itischl03you didn't hear that. Literally

@@kastoridesbobur It must be sad, having no inner voice reading stuff to you.

Good quote Miss those two goofa

Unironically probably the best hat here

its def my favorite hat to come out for a hot minute. reaaaally hope i can get an unusual of it

rotation sensation havers in shambles

It fits everyone very well!

HELLO GUYS I JUST GOT IT IN ALL CLASS WHILE RECORDING

upsetting that literally every class BUT pyro has a hawaiian shirt now lmao

@@ubear_elenaWhere is scout’s chef hat

atleast you can mod it in maybe

@@ubear_elena theres a hawaiian shirt for soldier?

@@camarada_matt at 0:44 he's just wearing a vest over it

when the team has two fortresses

when the fortress has 2 team

When 2 has a team fortress

The medic one is so cursed omg💀

i approve of soldier's giga calves

@@gaiusjuliuscaesar8450 that one only passes moreso than the others because of the heavy shorts existing first The soldier jacket part could be good without the failure of the short sleeves ...

must feel bad being poor

@@mrrooter601 shut up

Wdym?

Easy to say that when your broke

​@@mrrooter601 I love giving money to slop

I feel sorry for anyone getting those effects. Its flat, bland, and only visible from the side profile. A shame that made it in along with other good effects.

Holy shit it is lmao

real

real

Some of the unusual effects look sick asf. But I'm definitely here for the Doctor Freeman.

​@@TheOneGodofMadnessthey went hard

​@@TheOneGodofMadness I stared for a good hard second at Godlike and Legacy logo. Really beautiful.

@@spectral5939 They knew they couldn't fuck up, they want people to actually care this time lol and it's working

@@TheOneGodofMadness Oh, Definitely. I'm a bit perplexed that a lot don't like what this case brought to the table. Sure there is certainly a handful that were less than stellar, but overall, most of these cosmetics fit the game just as fine as any old ones.

soldiers yelling in our ears like we're deaf

that's what i'm saying, also the little robot feels so out of place

@@matyninja6its literally just the bot from the asteroid map, its fine

@@blar3499 It is a dumb robot that follows you around. How does this do anything but clutter up the screen and waste space?

@@blar3499 i mean it's the only cosmetic that follows and i don't know how to feel about that

@@matyninja6 no there's others

It's all fun and games for phlog users until they realize they can't deflect direct hit crockets

Except the lifeguard vest and Tuxedo Royale

It’s too late bro one got in that means we will get 50 others 😊

HEY EVERYBODY! LOOK! IT'S FREEMAN!

Specially since the content is mediocre as hell

Feels kinda backwards that when VALVe finally gives you what you wished for, you won't pay. Great, now they have even less incentive to bother with the game anymore.

@@rawmaw That implies they actually gave us what we wished for

@@firesoldier343 They fixed the bot issue, they fixed the sv_cheats issue. What more is so hamperingly bad about the game's state that you'd rather flip them the bird than support them when they do well?

​@@rawmawYou don't know if they fixed anything. We all know the bots are just waiting to come back someday, so we gotta see if Valve actually maintains the pressure. Besides, a bunch of slop isn't gonna make up for 7 years of disrespect and neglect.

Fake reflection that you'd never look at up close in game.

reflections in games (maybe a Source thing?) sometimes impose some image onto the texture to make it look like they're reflecting the surroundings when they're really not. this case is just a lot more noticeable lol if I remember correctly, there was a bug in Apex Legends that accidentally showed players the image they used for their reflections, which was a random image of a church/cathedral.

​@@agnacore it would be very funny if the item's creator did it on purpose

Isn't pl embargo based in Cuba

​@@Bruzed It's literally set in Cuba, by the looks of the map

My condolences.

Cuban Bristle Crisis:

It’s the mask from gladiator

@@teneluxxbrissdiswisfismis its literally dooms mask, and the name is a play on words with "viktor vaughn" bro it could not be anymore obvious

@@wesichi I watched the gladiator recently it’s the mask from the film

@@wesichi ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-lKn-Agk-yAI.htmlsi=Io1yOHFe8P8ZOOo7

@@teneluxxbrissdiswisfismis the description of it is also a DOOM reference

Giant desk engineer

NUGGET!!

dont worry hes just saying he wants chicken nuggets

He can

yeah so cool, so what If i paint that entire suit blue? Or maybe even a warm color? Terrible paint regioin, shouldn’t of been added to the game

ah yes... apples. 🍎

Yeah it's really pretty

I can eat all these apples

@@Appletank8 JappleAck

can see why the map being made fun of considering the name lol

The only animation I like from the taunt

honestly engineer is the only class that taunt actually looks good on, everyone else ranges from mediocre to really bad.

cease transphobe

@@dot0l Not only that, but most dont match the personality of the mercs. I really felt it with scout.

They really added that taunt because they wanted to finish with the all class emotions taunts campaign the community started

Gameplay ruined

Why the botler is cute

probably a reference to the scrapped gamemode/map, RD_Asteroid

​@@Appletank8pour one out for rd_asteroid, gone too soon 😔

​​@@parkersmith8711yeah but now every soy workshopper will make their own pet cosmetic and tf2 will look like a fucking roblox game

Iirc F2Ps can still get cosmetic drops, correct?

When Freeman isnt free

@@Jazztral yeah, but this is item cases that need to be traded or unboxed. f2ps cant do neither

@@Jazztral nope, they only start dropping once you have a premium account. the hat craft recipe is also locked until then.

its not a craft hat regardless, so they wouldn't get it if they could get drops anyways.

honestly the last style for the Daring Dell reminds me of those Lego minifigure helmets

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