TFS - Best of Dende 

After his time with the Z warriors he learned to be more cynical

With feelings for Goku’s half Saiyan son.

wintertheAmpharos those were established a while ago

And then a little bit after he becomes half sadistic and cynical and half closeted gay

War changes you.

*immediately gets fucked with*

Well, not the white mage that's on YOUR side... The enemy's white mage is (in this case) fair game...

Out of mana!

That's why Friezza killed him first... he was better than an RPG boss lol

@@justinransburg5560 😢

No Super Kami Dende

@@Taygon45 "Well I'm going to call him Little Green."

@@arutka2000 "Your funeral"

@@charlescourtwright2229 _horrific and unnatural grinding noise_ *I like you.*

His whole personality changed after Guru gave him the 'power up'

and he could get away with it because Frieza didn't understand his language

Just cause yo are a mega villain doesn'r mean you won't get called out on being a duymbass or on being wrong

@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 I'm pretty sure someone heckled Hitler at one point.

@Shanethefilmmaker I heckled Klaus Schwab yesterday, so...

@@Shanethefilmmaker i would've

The intimidating smile

That's pushing it calling him Super Kami Dende lol!😆

@@Chrissaiyanjojoknight the only thing you'd be pushing if you called him anything else is daisies, lol

Yeah i forgot how could Dende hate someone that save his life(Krillin)and how could someone be stupid to forget they heard his name is Dende(Krillin,TFS Where do y'all come up with this stuff!🤣🤣🤣)

​Dont feel bad Mr Popo, Im his best friend so only I can call him little green right Little Gree- (gets hit in the face) OW!

It's kinda the same of Krillin with Dende's name

And lime goku withe chichi

@XxFireDudexX Your funeral.

Gohan: I'll call you daddy 0_~

Joseph Joestar WOAH-

Dende: Awww thank you gohan *kisses Gohans four head and hugs him* I love you Gohan

Popo: Well im gonna call u little green

dende is dick name because dende doesn't have any dendes

They stand up to him in a way that makes him respect them.

Not Kami

They are higher on the pecking order

@@alexaspencer232 You forgot the pecking order, maggot. It goes you, the dirt, the worms inside of the dirt, Popo's stool, Kami, THEN Popo.

dende means penis by the way and FYI Namekians doesn't have any dendes by the way

Kinda like Gohan. Since 5 he was on a lot of fights to the death.

@@bandito241 you arent wrong at all. Dende had much less prep by comparison. I think that's another reason they were so cool together. Wish it had been built on better.

Also death

Gohan is basically dende’s waifu

dende is dick to use on people except dende because he doesn't have any dendes

Jokes on you. He hated the bald one

@@tobi7588 so did he hated all the namekians ?

...Hah! Thank you! :)

I actually didn’t notice that

TFS attention to details like that was always amazing.

Thank god someone else had the same realization. I literally just watched this and realised so.

I didn't either, ty for pointing that out

“Wow thank God I am immortal” “actually I healed you🤖” “wait I could’ve died there”

​@@unit3airbnb835 "Yeah, and unlike the runt and I, you don't get a power boost from it."

​@@makaylarae1000"Hax! I call Hax!"

it would make Popo seems Weak and that goes against the Pecking Order

@@gavinswag2876 pretty sure Mr. Popo and Dende would made a fantastic Drip duo

I’m ok with that

Why would she ever hate her.... she's cool though, and actually smart. That's never a bad combo - seriously, you r comment is troubling me -

@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 The problem is Videl would develop a relationship with Gohan. And there is NO way in Hell Dende would approve of that.

Your*

@@zanderlimberakis403 youar*

@@kingkitty026 yuroe

@@maximusquezada4189 yorue

@@DingusDummy yo

"It's sad you don't have saiyan phisiology, by this point you would be unstoppable" -Future Trunks. "I know right?" - The bald one.

Hacks I call hacks

Leave it for the fanfic, I'm sure *someone* will write it in time

That man is going to hate Videl with the force of a thousand Freezas.

Or Vegeta sacrifice himself in the image of a hydrogen bomb explosion.

@@AlFish Pls send the link if ever there is one.

@@multiverse_media2023 cc me

Ashley Walker I wouldn’t say happiness. More amusement at dende’s threat

@@giovannigonzalez6349 he feels happiness when watching innocent life fading bye his hand

@@giovannigonzalez6349 He's finally found an equal, not in power, but in energy

The sound when he smiles... I lose it every time.

or since Kami died

“Keep your nickname for me out your fucking mouth!!”

Keep my name in your mothafukn mouth

@@balrighty3523 lmaoo

*You will call me Dende! DENDE! Say it! Say my name!!!!*

@@KameWeeb ok lil green.

Oh boy, do I have news for you...

There is no Videl

@@ERM25 Episode 59 :3

My boy...

Bartek but they don’t get together. Cell saga is the end of DBZ Abridged

You know it

Except, for some reason, when Guru calls him batman

@@ilyashiz yeah why isn’t that here

you mean super kami dende?

left out the part where all he needs is a little green

So he was good enough.

Well yeah, we could get anything if Mystical Wishes Granting Balls would exist Irl, but we don't do we The brilliant true point of the dialogue is that Karma doesn't really exist and this arc showed that savagely - Emperor wants something imprtant from you, and said emperor will just get it with enough force -. I also live in a country - that country below the US - in which cruelty of that kind is often a reality. - sorry if i got savage on you, but i just don't like those kind of smart kid sarcastic comments trying to sound smart with a joke... so i look for reality to be respected. I'm also guessing you're smart so..... -

@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 every party needs a pooper and that's why they called you. 🎶

@@xm_heecka.laddder.job_mx5962 Party pooopeeeer🎶 🎶Party Pooopeeer.

wrong! dende doesn't any dende! and yes dende is a dicks for them to use you know just use their dendes

*And now your power has been awakened.* *I noticed!*

Sir I was referring to me-!

T H A T S L U T!

And _I_ noticed that Dende's sarcastic side came out after Guru awakened him.

It funny how someone who hates to be call something that's not his name. But has no problem calling someone else by a different name

@@theinsurance2450 Granted, Dende doesn't realize that's not Nail, and Piccolo hasn't really... explained... well, more like he "Piccolo'd" the situation further.

Dende: yo!

Yo

yo!

I'd say that's more of a Popo moment than a Dende one.

@@gurvmlk I’d argue it’s a dende moment because it seems like Popo is calling him Little Green at first which he knows Dende hates.

when was that

Didnt he call himself "Bigger Green" too? lol

@@Manpigeon The real homies prop each other up

that a name of their dicks except for namekians they don't their dendes

“Bigger green ooooouuuuttttt”

Yes

😏 Yo!

@@johnnycee9325 yo = me

“I told you not to call me that!”

they have right to him call that because Dende is name of their dicks except for namekians they don't have their dendes

I found that out just now lol

and then there's also Nail, or Big Green

Big green?

@@johannesvonmalos7505 Before the dubbing that everyone will grow up, there had been an English dubbing made by a different production. One of the problems was that dubbing took the characters and gave them the wrong names, for example: Piccolo got renamed Big Green

Also, Mr. Satan calls Dende Little Green when asking him to heal Buu in the Funimation dub

Popo LITERALLY cracking a smile. One of my favorites - and then he and Dende are like buddy-buddy from that point on

penis is a dende for them to use by the way but sadly dende doesn't have his dende!

The sounds he made to make that smile... Vegeta had a point, wtf *IS* he?

It's why I'm here.

You can just hear the screams of the damned wail in anguish as he cracks a smile.

NAILICCOLO

Oh :(

Poor Dende

Kingbrodie fr

@@Lz-Quandale Pail

I mean they're used to it at this point.

Gotta love the balloon pop sound effect too.

it's because goku has his dende

Not little peen?

Him too? Everyone calls me dende too

@@dontejones3314 hey, it's better than little green

@@dontejones3314 Little green

How would you have a lover?

Damn idk if that's a compliment or insult 😂

Seeing as both work as a deus ex machina, yeah that is apt

Bruh

He is just adorable isn't he hahaha awwww.....Meow

@@meghansmith7884 *(Extremely confused noises)* 😭???

@@WhatABinglylittlescronklylil- Oh basket 🤣Don't worry abt it....Hissssss

​@@meghansmith7884 BROLY LOOK! NIGGAS BE WILDIN!

@@meghansmith7884😦

And a black mage

@@nolanhewitt2563 Just stay away from the floor humpers. (Lancers)

@Anato Dende : Thank you mortal, now can you show me the way to Gohan's house?

@@bartek8309 unfortunately, i do not know the way to Gohan's house. Perhaps you should ask Piccolo?

No, dende is the god we NEED

Thank you

I don't want to agree with you about the deserving part, but given that he's sarcastic and people are (mostly) terrible, I can't deny it...

It’s the power

Technically piccolo Riverted

I think it's the power high they get. Also let's face it: if any mortal got godly powers they'd begin acting like an asswhole thanks to the power high.

Kami turns into a dickhead in this series?

@@agentr107 yeah Kami was actually pretty good. He didn’t care about dying if it meant keeping the earth safe from what was thought to be the biggest threat, Piccolo.

“You really screwing with people huh”

The Natrix 101 hmm

no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no ɴᴏ ɴᴏ ɴᴏ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ ⁿᵒ 𝗡𝗢

And Krillin

He sounds like blitz from helluva boss😂

He's always at his best 😤

@@AlFish He is just adorable lol 😽....Meow

@GoofyaahhhhEDITZ on dende bro

Would you use your infinite power to ressurect tfs?

ChiChi wins

Oh do NOT be "that guy" right now

​@@steampunkguy2036 Dende: I'm going to be that guy right now...

Awww. Its adorable hehhehe....Meow

There is a lot. Archive of our own got a lot

AO3 always commin in clutch

@@kanalithviper4744 are you serious? I saw mostly Gohan/Piccolo but I'm not reading those,incest is not a kink I am into 🤣

@@lainhikaru5657why didn’t you just look for gohan/dende? Why didn’t you exclude gohan/piccolo from the search results?

dende is dick name but he really got mad because he doesn't have any dendes!

He has chosen... death

Same here

same 😭

Namekians are genderless. So if we apply the gay, if one loves his own gender, then ALL namekians are gay by default. Dende loving Gohan is an anomaly, because Gohan is male. So you could say, that Dende is the only straight namek. Though if we consider gay as loving a gender different from what naturally intended, then yeah. Dende is gay.

@@akuladoctor7355 well technically if they’re closely related to slugs as is mentioned a couple of times in both the series and in abridged they’re hermaphrodites so they have both male AND female genitalia which would make them either gay or straight depending on who their partner is and which part they chose to use with said partner. The ironic thing is while namekians are gender less they have the appearance of males and we don’t see any differences between any of the nemekian characters they all essentially have the same build

@@torakunoichi It is stated, that Namekians have no penis. At least in tfs.. So no herm style.

@@torakunoichi i think the term you’re looking for would probably just be non-binary It exists on spectrum after all, and isn’t just “the third gender” it can lean towards male, female, be somewhere in the middle, be somewhere in the middle but lean towards male etc, be both, be neither etc Also I don’t even think a lot of the namekians (specifically ones like kid dende) even look male or female at all. I think that just comes down to a deeper topic about human society. Essentially, how due to societal standards on gender roles; anything inherently leaning more towards gender neutral just gets defaulted to “b o y” for some reason (I technically know the reason, its just irrelevant to the convo) as if theres even such a thing as a “default gender” literally anywhere. A lot of people definitely see anything as gender neutral as boy by default. But i’d be lying if i said i could show a thousand people young dende and they’d all immediately guess “boy”. If anything, they’d probably have difficulty leaning towards either cause a lot of namekian designs like him tend to lack literally all if any of the physical traits society even associates with either gender to begin with. And thats only visually!! Add his voice to the mix and he’s voiced mostly by women in literally most languages, or at least people who tend to identify as them. One thing for sure, his feelings for gohan definitely exist somewhere in the LGBT spectrum, but i just call it gay for simplicity and cause its a evolved to be catch-all term, pansexual is probably a better one tho, but i’m no expert on these things. There’s definitely no way his feelings are straight in literally any way. Mainly cauae by definition; straight implies that there’s literally no room for ambiguity on either party. We could debate for hours on if gohan could be straight, gay whatever; Abridged OR canon wise. But dende is literally a fucking alien, he’s nothing BUT ambiguity.💀

I appreciate that they didn't make all the Namekians ace.

But wasn’t Vegeta still an agent of Frieza?

Omfg that's wild🤣🤣🤣

Dende: That hurt me more than it hurt you.

@@shadowknight1121 so subtle and forgettable yet so funny

@the phillster harris I think they could handle that dynamic well.

You are proof liberalism is a mental disorder.

@@lastswordfighter Huh?

lastswordfighter none nigga what?

lastswordfighter none even DBZ isn’t safe from petty political insults

oh i hope dende wanted gohan's dende sound like suspect to me

He became a savage after guru unlocked his "hidden power"

*D E N D E*

No, your name is Charles Lanier /j

@@wolfyx100 I know, but I'm just saying what he's saying

@@TitanXecutor I was also joking, don't worry I got what you ment

I noticed that most namekians in the series aren't that close with goku either

He realized there were no consequences to death

Your spelling is atrocious

Mr Popo: I like you😈

Krillin: Don't feel bad Mr. Popo. I'm his best friend so that means only *I* can call him Little Green! Right Little Gr- _WHACK_

But I think dende would like gohan to call him daddy

@@sethporter9066 Dende: "YOU WILL CALL ME DENDE! DENDE! SAY MY NAME!"

@@xenencross1717 Ahh! D-Dende! DENDE!!

People say the heart virus frued his brains🤣