Thank You God - Tim Minchin 

And sexy as hell. I'm 100% straight sexually but honestly; using an entire orchestra to deliver a burn of this savagery-level is just sexy as fuck. If a girl would have a shot at seducing me it would be a performance with this god-like level of legendary cynicism.

Yuuuup, I'm pretty positive my husband turned a little bit watching this last night.

I'm straight but yep Tim is my "Gay Crush"

So great

wtf??

Tim's a dumbass so where was some "genius"?

@@2fast2block Perhaps you would care to ostentatiously indicate to us the lyrics which failed to exude genius? Please elucidate.

@@ethann6573 says the person who can't apologize for your error. Just keep on being an idiot.

@@stewdog7787 the whole song is based on something silly and individual said him, and he makes it as if that person represents a whole. Around 3:00 Tim, "...because I haven't yet been offered enough evidence to allow my doubts. And he said, You just don't go through your whole life only believing things for which you have evidence. And I said Yeah." Now, the topic is God. Tim makes it clear there's not enough evidence for proof in God. The person he draws his whole stupid song is a fool. Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us. Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse. I'll cover Tim's hypocrisy in a different comment.

@@2fast2block I'm sorry. You were right. Thank you for all the pathetic attempts to start some conflict that anyone actually took seriously in every single positive comment on this video. Watching you call everyone you could a dumbass has changed my perspective immencley I have seen the errors in my ways and am deleting all my previous comments as I no longer stand by them. Once agen, thank you for your brave holy crusade into the battlegrounds that is this videos comment secshion In order to spread your wisdom to all willing to listen. This has been an enlightening and lifechanging experience.

Careful. People actually believe that crap. Those likes you’re getting are sincere and that’s seriously frightening.

@@fezzik7619 or, and hear me out, it might be that people have a sense of humor and understand sarcasm. It might be one or the other. By the way, loved your snarky remark :D

@@ruialmeida818 Could be. Could be. But one must always be careful because so many of these freaky deaky folks live amongst us and they can come off quite normal until they go into their little houses of worship for Jeez-its and wine!

@@fezzik7619 Either way, this comment was intended for those who understand the joke. People can interpret it it however they want, it’s not like they were going to change their opinions anyway over one comment. Just makes it funnier for us if some people actually took it seriously.

🙏🙏🙏🙏

Well you can't sue God can you.😊

​@@startrekker5888Pretty certain there's a film based on that idea...

Lol if I was surgeon I'd tell the family they're mistaken... "God gave them the condition to test them and you brought them here to me to subvert God's plans and remove this condition set by God... Family... What we did here is the Devil's work and you should be thanking him instead". Of course religious people are delusional and hypocritical, so they'll just deny that and choose whatever the scenario best suits them.

Yes sir/ maam. Religion does do that. But have you read the example of Job which is presented in the Bible as how to react to loss? How about the fact that Jesus willingly allowed himself to be executed in the worst possible way? Study it if you have the bravery and honesty to really see and understand what was done.... I dare you to watch the Passion of the Christ and see a small portion of what God did to settle the debt of OUR sin. P.S. it is supported historically by " non believers"

@@tmorton922 The story of Job is possibly the most fucked up in the entire 'good' book, so interesting choice there …

and I believe you're an especialist :P

@@2fast2block no

@@billiefarmer1492 "no" what?

@@2fast2block everything you said

@@billiefarmer1492 wow, your knowledge against what I said had so much detail all in two letters. It really shows how much you know in "no", not much at all.

I might name my auto-biography God cured my dad's alcoholism. :D that would be a cuwl name for a book.

cured my moms a few times too. not sure why god keeps givin that ism back to her but suppose its not my place to question. wonderfully effective isnt the omnipotent

I know right? The whole event did cure my theism or general believe in a deity or afterlife. So something got cured.

Like where did you buy your English boy? I need to know, so I won't ever shop there. :D

LMAO. I see what you did there.

@@traffic-law You are delusional.

@@traffic-law this is the most heartless comment you could have commented. This is almost evil

@@mikewazowski3154 there is no such hate as christian love...

@@traffic-law I am preying this is sarcasm… fabulous if it is..

@@traffic-law That's actually brilliant satire... Hopefully

Something about closeups of musicians being perfect professionals in service of the most sarcastic song ever written is really funny. -to me-

But the one violinist behind Tim who's struggling not to laugh throughout the entire buildup is even funnier

The conductor just rockin' it out the whole time!

I saw some suppressed smirks. Lol

I have only watched a few videos of Tim's and he's freaking amazing, but to see him perform his unique songs with an entire orchestra is truly impressive!

Omg. Yes sir. Lol. Praise be. In the mosf sarcastic sense.

This Thanksgiving I'm thankful people like Tim, who remind me that although I strive to be the biggest dickhead, and smartest dickhead I can be, there's always an effeminate looking ginger who's smarter and funnier than me out there. In his case, way funnier and way smarter.

Nope. There's some sarcasm up there in the clip, but the only record breaking is in category of circlejerking in comments.

Dexter Dextrovsky - I’m not sure you know what circle jerking is.

@@Steef_Lee Apparently you're not allowed to agree with stuff on the internet anymore.

Paul TheSkeptic or you could have just told me that wasn't enough evidence.

Paul TheSkeptic Oh, come on. Of course he had :) lol

Paul TheSkeptic Sam is the conductor.

Amy Austin Maybe if he had a major case of not being able to sense sarcasm. XD

Amy Austin Jules Buckley is the conductor

This a great song when it's just Tim and his piano. The orchestra is just sauce for the goose.

Yes. YES!

... with a conductor and everything lol ... all these seriously awesome and formally dressed musicians playing along just makes it so much funnier.

I bet more than a few of them are disgusted by the content, but have to remain professional.

@@ryanjones4150 I bet others are smiling along too.

Then you was never truly saved by Jesus in the first place

@@hopper6094 your tent’s tense is tense and this campsite is taken

@@hopper6094 I can't tell what you mean, because that comment could have two almost opposite meanings.

@@hopper6094 Whoa bud, that's a pretty crazy thing to insinuate. No true Scotsman would make an assumption like that.

@@BlizzardofOze “ The Christian ideal has never been tried and found wanting, it has been found difficult and never tried.”

All of it, apparently.

Carl Cowin All the sarcasm

3 minutes!

Péter Deák now you know.

you don't know anything about science you dumb shit

indeed so

So true, that is the best part of the song!

PauK "some middle class white bitch"... I thought he wasn't gonna... and then he did... and I said "yeees!"

Its a meme now, for me, whenever something utterly stupid happens I just mutter "well Fuck You Sam!"

I get the joke but i don’t see this as an f u.. more of merely pointing out to sam how ridiculous his suggestion was.. 🤷‍♂️

Wow, so you know things and seek truth. Come on, you're a tiny brain like Tim who hates truth. The 1LofT states that energy can't be created or destroyed, it can't happen naturally. One aspect of the 2LofT shows that the universe is winding down, usable energy is becoming less usable. It is clear creation had to be done supernaturally yet it is still denied because people are just too proud to accept that, among other things.

There was a time I just couldn't get enough of that line and I would listen to it over and over again. I love the rhyming and grooviness and how it ties the whole song together. I'm just very happy that Tim makes music.

@@huqqis as I already showed, you Tim followers have tiny brains.

​@@2fast2blockyou didnt show anything but that you are a small minded ignorant religious nutjob.

His face with it too. Just how delighted.

What made you become an atheist?

@@gorb_oron Reading the Bible, studying science and being immersed and marinated in Christofascism growing up in Mississippi drove me out of the Christian faith. Once that happened and I felt liberated and free to form my own mind, I discovered that atheism was the best fit for me.

@@tampazeke4587 do you think it’s possible that there’s a higher power that’s not the Christian God

@@gorb_oron I don't know. All I can say is that I've seen no demonstrable, measurable evidence that would meet minimal scientific standards, presented to lead me to believe that there is an intelligent "higher power" that creates or controls or destroys with intention. I do believe in time, energy, mass and the laws of nature that regulate their interactions. I could see that there could be a natural law of karma as of yet undiscovered but I have to be as agnostic about that as I am about gods until more repeatable and measurable scientific evidence is discovered and presented.

If you like "atheist praise music", might I reccomend "Don't Look Down" by the Divine Comedy. Very similar vibes to this one.

Actually this one I first heard from either Dawkins or Krauss

He's saying if you believe and act as if someone else loves you when you have no evidence that they do, then it's stalking.

@@NYsummertimeCHI Kinda impressive that @Dan ofDunolly reinforced your point before you made it. Though your definition is kind of centered on celebrity stalking, rather than the kind that's most common - being stalked by someone you know, who you probably have had to reject several times. But I would agree that's closer to the type Tim is invoking in that lyric. But talk about an excellent example of how language around matters of consent is very important, and when we as a society use language that supports the predator more than the victim, it's only making things worse. Because, while I'm sure Dan was being sarcastic in saying stalking is proof of unrequited love, that's genuinely what some people would argue is linguistically correct. But they'd be wrong. Evidence of unrequited love is when the claim of love is made and the other person rejects it or otherwise makes clear that it's not returned - or in the case of celeb or distance stalking, the evidence is that the stalker thinks they genuinely love a person they do not know. People all across the globe love someone who doesn't want them, and they just move on or pine in private, without doing anything that could make the person they claim to love feel uncomfortable, creeped-out or genuinely afraid for their safety. They do not stalk or otherwise harass, and their love isn't lacking in evidence for it. Stalking is proof that it's not love at all, but obsession and compulsion that's born of a need to control or possess what you cannot have, much how domestic violence is about the need to control what you are afraid of losing. Just like rape isn't about sex, stalking is not remotely about love or affection. Because if you actually love someone, you want them to be happy, even if what would make them happy is never seeing your face again.

@@Yliandra well written, thank you.

Yliandra thank you for that comment

It's also one of the few logically blasphemous songs that compels me to dance*. A tour de force! *It's not a very complex dance, mind you.

@@HopSkipLimp lol

Thank you, Tim..! For giving such hypocrisy, comedic ken, While arguing so logically. You took their spin and spun it diametrically to show the possibility that maybe, oh so maybe coincidence is not effect!

Eoghan MP: it could be more complex if you put your mind to it, though.

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Lmao you mean the full grown adult?

@@williamchapman9178 Anybody younger then me is a kid but- yeah

Maybe they see nothing to laugh at since they know Tim is just a hypocrite. “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."― Tim Minchin Tim does not know what biblical faith is because he just does not care to know but he'd rather fart out lies. Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us. Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse. crossexamined.org/biblical-faith-vs-blind-faith/ www.truthortradition.com/articles/what-does-the-bible-say-about-faith www.revisedenglishversion.com/Appendix/16/Faith_is_Trust www.truthortradition.com/articles/faith-a-confident-expectation-of-gods-promises-coming-to-pass www.truthortradition.com/articles/hebrews-1-11-and-faith His opening of "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed" Tim is a liar. He believes his god of nothing did miracles naturally with nothing as proof it could. He cares NOTHING about what is observed. What a hypocrite! His god claims to have given us the creation of the universe naturally but that can't be. Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it.

@@2fast2block Well, I hate to break it to ya, but Hebrews 11:1 gives a direct definition of faith, and it is "evidence in things unseen." I also love when apologists bring up the first two laws of thermodynamics, because they leave out a crucial part on the second law, and make a baseless assumption on the first. The part that you omit from the second law is the fact that entropy only increases in a closed system, but neither the earth nor the universe is a closed system, so this doesn't apply. In the first law, you're assuming that the universe came from nothing, and since we don't know what came before the universe, saying it came from nothing can't be proven. I also fail to understand what this "max energy" is and how it implies a supernatural entity. The amount of energy has been the same since the beginning of the universe, or did you only like to refer to the first law of thermodynamics when it seemed to help your case? Finally, what is it with apologists and equating atheism to a religion? We have no gods and no system of worship, it's that simple

@@musicproducer8508 half year late, but very well said 👏

@@musicproducer8508 "apologists and equating atheism to a religion?" "Atheism is a religion like bald is a hair colour".

Christians in the orchestra got the brass and woodwind section. Less likely to laugh.

Indeed.

It was a well orchestrated burn, indeed.

@@panda4247 very well played

I only down voted this because I saw 1.2k upvotes and zero down votes and just had to do it. I'm sorry.

That's like Cartman vs. Scott Tenorman levels of burn.

They played along to a dumbass with a horrible singing voice. I dont appreciate them.

@@2fast2block how does it feel to be a nobody

@@2fast2block ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OhhOU5FUPBE.html

@@patrikvukovic8259 Here's what happens when you give a dumbass common science that they can't contend with, they will completely ignore it and since they are disgusting human beings that don't care, they will think they have something clever to say that makes it look like they are not as stupid as they are, so this is what is considered a good scientific come back to all the science they were provided: Drumroll, please.... their science....."ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-OhhOU5FUPBE.html" Yes, I'm serious. I'm not making this up. They are really that stupid.

@@2fast2block care to provide any peer reviewed evidence? Care to provide any deffinitive prof of the existence of a god? And that your god is the one true god?

… and I’m going to do it in the Royal Albert Hall

10 million? Tim needs to fit the bit in about being busy stealing youtube views somewhere

It's an act. Sam doesn't exist ;)

@@Reggie1408 he does, Tim said so in an interview. "Storm" from the poem does not exist though

He isn't roasting "someone", he's roasting god, so writing an entire song, composing that song, getting an entire orchestra and being in a show in a concert hall isn't so much over the top.

It's not to roast Sam though. He's just an example, a prompt for the topic. He just wanted to expose the flaws in the logic of those who think that God exists just because of random fortunate situations while the world is so fucked up. The world is full of Sams. I had a friend in school, she and all her family were also Evangelics. One day she told me she knew God existed because her sister was born with a condition and the doctors told them she would not live to be 5 years old, but she was a grown woman with kids. I told her the doctors could be wrong but she insisted she got several tests and then got suddenly cured. I then told her, since it was recent events at the time, why would God cure just one little girl but let hundreds die in an earthquake in Haiti. Her response was that "many people in that area believed in black magic and other practices so maybe God wasn't up to that". I dropped the topic after letting her know that in that case her God was a hard pass to me then. She also told me one guy in her community was cured of homosexuality after they all prayed for him as if anyone wouldn't fake to be straight so that they could be left alone in that situation. What a joyous faith.

That must be true love ☺

😂😂

LOL!

Tim is a pure hypocrite.

​@@2fast2block hahahaha you got owned by @FiniteAutomaton

@FiniteAutomaton looks like I have to tell you, you gave NO evidence to prove biblical faith is not what I wrote, nor how you got a natural creation. You are not very clever.

And what is a miracle?

@@2fast2block Obviously not the creation of your life.

@@brom3004 "Obviously not the creation of your life." So you thought this through. First we have to have a universe. Now how did we get the universe with no miracle? Show that you actually think and care about the evidence.

@@2fast2block why should he show something, that you don't care about? Stuff like evidence must be poison for you

@@enter_feeling6042 another joining in with what they consider science that got around the laws I gave... "why should he show something, that you don't care about? Stuff like evidence must be poison for you" To dumbasses, that is science. They learned well from Beavis and Butt-Head.

Atheists might groove with this 😅

Even thinking about religion makes you angry? Might need an exorcist to fix that sort of irrationality lol

@@innoden It's not unreasonable. Religion has been responsible for more war, death , intolerance and hate then anything else, like ever. To deny that is irrational.

@@innoden Not really, more about the ways religious-minded folk rationalize their beliefs. As the entire song points out, coincidence on this small of a scale is utterly useless as proof, either to yourself or to other poeple, that omnipotent gods exist. My anger comes from only recently dismantling my faith and realizing how held back I was as a child. For a god that doesn't exist (and would be outright evil if he did. See the entire Old Testament) and a religious viewpoint that forces ideas into your head instead of logically reaching them. Tim's sarcastic dismantling of the pathetic nature of a god who "works in mysterious ways" so efficiently gets to the root of that issue. Appeals to a god have such a childish, unimaginative, non-insightful view of the world that plagued my early years that I do get a bit mad at wondering where I'd be without it.

@@orange_man_from "see entire old testament" is a terrible argument. Just because you don't agree that those things should've happened, doesn't make them evil. You are human. Finite. Your reason and logic and principles are flawed. Everyone's is and to say otherwise obviously a lie. There is a lot of scientific proof that backs up everything the Bible says, old and new testament. I agree that coincidence cannot be used as evidence, but actually do research. I'm not getting into it any more than this on RU-vid comments. Hope you find the truth. Have a nice day.

Absolute sarcasm incarnate

That is my absolute favourite line.

His face and body language throughout the whole video😍😅😍😅 watched it a hundred times. He's soooo sexy🙃

@@hippyfriend Mine too! Pure sarcasm

That's why he draws into tracks not just people who like funny stuff but some real serious musical nerd geeks who may not even know it - once you find yourself marveling over the internal rhyme and structure while he's singing about cheese then you know you've reached a subgroup that you belong in if you're thrilled to be there. He just died but I think Stephen Sondheim and he would have an amazing amount in common based on the musical style of both, as well as Mozart which they both credit but then I can also pull Green Day into this argument if you like so I'll stop here. When will people get over the stupid concept that is something is funny it is not to be taken seriously or called art? If you have to call it any label at all it's philosophy these days, we've come a long way since take my wife please. I think people respond hugely to intelligence which people like Bo Burnham over in the United States and wordy people who are very good with the internal rhyming and structure of it all as well as the musical genius - but we don't bother to study music because it's more important to study things like bombs and physics and romance languages I guess I don't know I think all the money should be for music but when it's my turn to be in charge, I'd probably just be happy with a nice karaoke group to sing with - I have to add that it's a special talent that also overlaps with green days ability for Billy Joe all 5'5 of him to run around and own a stadium the way Tim played to a crowd of enormous proportions unheard of for comedy shows except Monty Python until fairly recently. I was hoping that he'd have a lot of stuff out on Netflix since I didn't find him for ages and I'm in America but there's the only one more. I don't even know what he looks like now I guess

Laughed my ass off when I heard that. :D

I dont really get that, the obsession of a stalker is not evidence of love?

@@Decenium 1. Obsession is not love 2. Love needs to be mutual, while stalking is one sided

Amazing if he really came up with that in the midst of a real conversation with Sam, I'm sure I wouldn't.

Ironically, Tim Minchin is everywhere at once.

@@McSuperfly101 omnipresent

@@mcplesk8765 Tim was the God who fixed Sam's mums eye all along.

(6:25 for evidence)*

What's funny is the drummer's face looks like russel brand

And he pulled it off phenomenally as well, just a shame the crowd weren't a bit more lively.

+RyanDownes000 It's at the Royal Albert Hall, it's designed to dampen as much audience noise and amplify what's on the stage as much as possible.

+Sam Hill ?luďqkeyk

+Heath Kitchen Yea the first time he did it without making mistakes, was in front of a giant crowd... Sure.

+passionfruitprincess - Tim would have been proud of Nathan. Being cynical is exactly what this song is about ;)

Maddy Struthers Yep. Without it, neither Thank You God or Prejudice would be nearly as effective as they are.

Wow, so you are so into dumbass Tim, you even pick up on his "key change". You are just one of his dumbass followers.

@@2fast2block And are you not a dumbass follower of your "God".

@@brom3004 "And are you not a dumbass follower of your "God"." Not at all. Example, the bible starts out with God creating the universe. Just the way it really happened. You think otherwise, so explain how we got the universe without God.

@Stuart Bowes yes, get a useless dig in as you can't even get past creation. In various threads you're enjoying your long pussy rubs avoiding how you got around the laws. Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it.

Think of how powerful you have to be to do that *despite not existing.*

I had the privilege to see him live. We, as atheists don't have deities but Tim Minchin comes fucking close to being my god.

@@jamesedmonds7519 Nice one

He definitely has an audience! 😉😊

Happened to me while walking with some friends. it was weird

@@noonestudiosmadeofstaliniu5938 look how you dumbasses ignore my comment.

@Jodie Johnson read my comment and then give me the humor.

@Jodie Johnson " Kayla Cameron 1 year ago Me - Standing there doing the dishes and subconsciously singing "thank you God, for fixing the cataracts of Sam's Mum" Husband - "... what did you just say?" Your reply to it, Jodie Johnson 3 weeks ago "Kayla, you made me laugh so hard, my husband said "what"s so funny?"" Tim, Kayla and you all join in mocking God. I gave proof it's those that mock God are the dumbasses. You're more than free to show how I was wrong in what I presented. Please try, since you all join in mocking God.

@Jodie Johnson "not mocking anyone or anything just laughing at an absurd combination of words" Gee, singing along laughing not even knowing what you're laughing at. " i haven't read your comment, can't find it anywhere" It's only the 2nd comment out of these several comments. So you don't know why you're laughing and can't find my comment. You can make comments and just want to be left alone on a public format. Tim has the right to mock God, which he does, you can speak, as you have the right to, but you feel I don't have the right to speak. Well, I DO too.

Mind = blown.

Well, prayer does work actually. You can try it yourself. When you are hung over the next time, take two Aspirin and pray for your headache to go away. You´ll see, it works.

Shato Nyruami XD

When I was a kid I prayed to God for a new bicycle until I realized that God doesn't work like that. So I stole the bike and asked him to forgive me. Emo Phillips.

Paul TheSkeptic Yeah, like those pastors / ministers always said: God helps those who help themselves... Well, you could translate this sentence perfectly to: Help yourself or noone is gonna help you. I always wonder how christian religion could possibly get away for 2000 years with an absolutely inactive god, especially when their holy book depicts a god that interacted with man on a regular basis. Noone ever wanted to know why this god stopped interacting as soon as the book was finished?

You are as clueless as Tim. The 1LofT states that energy can't be created or destroyed, it can't happen naturally. One aspect of the 2LofT shows that the universe is winding down, usable energy is becoming less usable. It is clear creation had to be done supernaturally yet it is still denied because people are just too proud to accept that, among other things.

@@2fast2block *HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN DOING THIS SHIT????? IS YOUR PASSTIME REALLY JUST GOING TO THIS ESPECIFIC COMMENT SECCTION AND PASTING THE SAME POINTLESS TEXT???*

Morgan West hahahahaha

If you haven't already, you have to listen to this ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JkOHDoEkPW0.html

+elmohead Best comment!

I think it was 4th Degree...

+Tom_200 - Minecraft & More Nay, a burn of yon sixth degree...

+elmohead There really are only two words to describe this comment. Oh, snap!

+elmohead Well you know what they say. If you don't want people making fun of your religion, you shouldn't pick a funny religion.

Lark Macallan yeah that was brilliant

+Lark Macallan Genetics determines success

MrBeautifulba1 a possible oversimplication, not to mention an answer to a question that wasn't asked, but okay, thanks.

Lark Macallan Sorry, depression and boredom = random comments.

MrBeautifulba1 haha. been there

Have a wee look at his song for Phil Daoust. 10/10 for grudge-holding there

@@gradybeckett1777 without a doubt the best rebuttal in history.

@Julian Machen I don't know if he thinks he is cool, but I do

Right on par with John Oliver shit

And you think Tim thinks. You're both losers. “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."― Tim Minchin Tim does not know what biblical faith is because he just does not care to know but he'd rather fart out lies. Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us. Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse. crossexamined.org/biblical-faith-vs-blind-faith/ www.truthortradition.com/articles/what-does-the-bible-say-about-faith www.revisedenglishversion.com/Appendix/16/Faith_is_Trust www.truthortradition.com/articles/faith-a-confident-expectation-of-gods-promises-coming-to-pass www.truthortradition.com/articles/hebrews-1-11-and-faith His opening of "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed" Tim is a liar. He believes his god of nothing did miracles naturally with nothing as proof it could. He cares NOTHING about what is observed. What a hypocrite! His god claims to have given us the creation of the universe naturally but that can't be. Real science says nothing does nothing. Real science says if there was something there already it must fit with the evidence of what we know. We know the 1LT says there's a conservation of energy. It can change forms and neither can be created or destroyed. Creation cannot happen by natural means. The 2LT has various aspects, one being the universe is winding down, entropy. Usable energy is becoming less usable, so at one point usable energy was at its max. This all points to a supernatural creation, by a supernatural creator at a certain point in which matter, space and time were created. When I read how it can happen otherwise, ALL the fools resort to science-fiction. Once a supernatural creation is accepted, then the next step is finding proof of what supernatural power did it. Life only comes from life. Law of biogenesis. God is the reason for us and all we have. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-JiMqzN_YSXU.html The odds are NOT there. ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-W1_KEVaCyaA.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-yW9gawzZLsk.html ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ddaqSutt5aw.html

No, you also have to roll below 4 on a d100.

And it's so damn catchy! I caught myself singing it to myself in church the other day! LMAO

Michael Petersen do you think your god stopped giving babies malaria long enough to listen to your prayers?

If anyone has kids they'll know why God has abandoned us.

Man is the only evil on this earth lol. Get a million birds in one place to harvest them, then you get avian bird disease which transfers from bird to man but then every one of you blame God. Cut down/burn all the trees to flush out meat to eat & blame God youve got no water Live in filthy surroundings & defacate in the streets & you get hepatitis, bubonic plague blah blah blah... But there you go, blaming God! Your idols are putting blinkers on your sight so you just cant see past your own beliefs. Maybe you want to believe theres nothing after we die but i can easily say, that belief doesnt make it true & thats a truth which you cannot deny. Go on, swear at me, call me names, send links about mans discoveries & glories but youre only trying to convince yourself. You need more time to wake up, that is all & the ego loves being stuck in time. Be kind & treat me as if i were you. Thats what we are here to do. Love each other - no more hate, no more war, no more wasting time. At your moment of death will you blame God for you leaving here? I hope no one looks back in anger or dies in anger. 💐

@@twodogzdogue8710 what about natural evil, like earthquakes or other natural disasters?

@Roy G Biv Na, I don't think every dumb person is religious ;)

So would god, if he was real :)

It would, but I wouldn't survive it

it is possible that cardinal pell and the pope do not see this as an honor, but I get your point. pell ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-EtHOmforqxk.html pope ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-Sph8Qu8wLAk.html

@@internettevarolanadam You atheists are unsufferable. And i am one.

For sure it's a miracle! Who knows how many people were praying for you without your knowing? It was definitely God that saved your tear ducts! 🤣

yh, thats the weird part of being alive. not everything is an exact science, things can just change

@@jynxed66six54 That's not an accurate representation of reality, only our ignorance and limited perception. Things don't "just" change without rhyme or reason. It's just that we haven't comprehended the situation or process.

@@voodoodolll Things may be just uncomprehendable/random. Synonymous to "just change". (Given ~every sufficiently complex formal system contains statements that can neither be proved nor disproved in it - what can we say about life itself, which exists outside of any formal systems we invent?)

@@voodoodolll Yah I think what Jynxed meant is "the human perception of reality is volatile and deceiving", in that our observations can be erroneous. Medicine isn't like math, where you can prove that 1+1=2. While it is very advanced science, its observations are still strongly educated guesses and can be incorrect.

+Clay Tall Stories The magnitude of your ignorance is mind boggling.

The magnitude of your inner need to convince other of your own ingrained belief system is at best... pitiful.

Clay Tall Stories It's cute when believers try to convince non-believers how ignorant they are, isn't it? I'm always inclined to say "bless them" but then I don't☺

lol

Agreed!

Nuke it from orbit. Only way to be sure.

You think a small pop is sufficient, huh?

The level of overkill here is awe-inspiring.

For once in human history, the atom bomb was MUCH more fun.

Well... It's true

Ive never read any Wodehouse but since you also like Tim and Adams, i'm gonna give him a try, thanks m8

good call.

It's 2000 now. They must be spreading. Or multiplying!

@@biggusmcchungus1336 they just creating several accounts to dislike this video

Cal 2K vs 65K that liked it... I think we’re good here.

All religion is cult.

You feel old when you see a comment where the dislikes weren't disabled yet

Yeah Christians are famous for keeping abused women in situations like that. It’s messed up. I hope you can find a way to help her. Lundy Bancroft is a good resource for that

TheDeadlyZipper with an audience

a mentally ill person with an audience

It's almost as if being in denial because you're scared is something people do, huh?

@@messiha666 Denial would be "I don't trust you" but if you reread what the last line says it's not that

@@u1zha Watch me be even smarmier and point out that it says that in the first line.

@@messiha666 I think he’s just pointing out that the existence of the next two lines deflates your entire comment’s importance :)

@@Rundrop He didn't? He made a point of denial requiring a special wording and implied it not to be there, when it is. And speaking of the 'importance of comments' - lol. lmao, even. You aren't trying to imply that RU-vid comments are in any way, shape, or form ever relevant, right? Because they absolutely aren't.

Tim can't think much. He thinks this all happened on its own. The 1LofT states that energy can't be created or destroyed, it can't happen naturally. One aspect of the 2LofT shows that the universe is winding down, usable energy is becoming less usable. It is clear creation had to be done supernaturally yet it is still denied because people are just too proud to accept that, among other things.

If you love that, you'll love the rest of it.

@@2fast2block you have to much time

@@patrikvukovic8259 are you some pretend therapist now talking about time management? How can you be when you can't read what I said?

@@2fast2block Man I sure hope God does something to make the people who don't believe in him believe. Oh yeah, I sure hope that there is evidence of him because I believe in him! Yes! He cured Sam's mother of course he is real! Tim is dumb because he can't see inside of my dumb head where I believe in him!

@@2fast2block How ironic

@@2fast2block I always love to laugh at idiots like you.

Tim is stupid to begin with.

@@2fast2block why are you here? Are you really throwing a passive aggressive hissy fit because there are people who would rather take a more evidence- driven approach to things? Get over yourself

@@2fast2block good troll post

@@dude988 what a fool replies when they can't prove me wrong yet need to relieve their word fart.... "good troll post"

@@2fast2block It was a compliment. I like your style of satire. But it's hard to not overact it.

I might regret asking, but who the fuck is that?

@@dielaughing73 President of Christian conservative/creationist organization Answers in Genesis.

Christian apologist/biblical literalist moved to the US and built a big silly fake ark and the "Creationist museum"@@dielaughing73

*Rupert Murdoch

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Thank you

6:36 if you want to skip to the sarcastic bit

Our messiah. Thank you

To remind myself

Wouldn't the ultimate middle finger be... Yknow... A middle finger?

YouJustCantBeatMeGuy It was 12:00 AM, so I am excused from thinking.

Eh, fair enough.

it's more than that. it's giving the middle finger and being backed up by an orchestra when you do it..... Imagine if that just happened all the time. every time you to and tell someone to go fuck themselves, there's an epic crescendo in the background.

Katherine Daniel I guess one needs an orchestra when one tells god to go fuck himself. It seems apt.

His musical creativity is just mindblowing

Yeah, that really stood out for me too. Epic!

"and thats extremely clear"

Then you can make a cover of it and get everybody interested in Tim Minchin all over again!

What did you like about it?

@@2fast2block ohhh now I see, why you think you're smart. You comment under comments from ages ago and when they don't reply you think you won.

@@enter_feeling6042 freak, youtube does not always send me notices. You are stupid. So is Tim. Shove this up your dumb ass and see if it reaches your head up there: “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."― Tim Minchin Tim does not know what biblical faith is because he just does not care to know but he'd rather fart out lies. Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us. Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse. His opening of "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed" Tim is a liar. He believes his god of nothing did miracles naturally with nothing as proof it could. He cares NOTHING about what is observed. What a hypocrite! His god claims to have given us the creation of the universe, fine-tuning of the universe for life on earth, life from non-life, information for life before and after it began, the laws of nature without a Lawgiver, etc, etc, when we know that your god of nothing can do nothing. His god of nothing has nothing to offer and its followers only offer nothing of evidence for their god of nothing. That makes him nothing of importance but the followers of the god of nothing are so delusional that they think they do have something to offer to defend their god of nothing.

@S oh wait, someone new joins in to prove me wrong with such great evidence as.... "You people are so tiresome." Such deep thought put into that.

I like to imagine an orchestra popping up behind him and him singing the full thing then and there completely off the cuff.

That would be a terrific video!

😂 keep watching, you will be.. 😉

Same here. I'm a mediocre Christian, and atheists have way more faith than has ever been possible for me.

@@jhillky Really? That comment? On a Tim Minchin video? Unless I’ve got the wrong end of the stick here (I really hope I have) and I REALLY hope you’re not regurgitating this same religious nonsense of “your faith in science is the same” bollocks. Like I said, not on a tim minchin video surely? In case not, I leave you with this from mr minchin himself: “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed. Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved.”

@@jhillky Atheists don't have faith. They have trust in observed evidence. Faith not required.

Brandon-Luke Richardson really? cause he wasnt joking....at all?

Wait, are you telling me he was being sarcastic? I guess I could learn a lot from Tim... my sarcasm is lost on some people.

Brandon-Luke Richardson Unless you are northern European, British or German especially as sarcasm should always be a velvet glove, not a mailed fist.

Thank you for the sarcasm lesson Brandon-Luke Richardson. The next time I feel like pandering to kids whose sense of humor was molded by countless hours of Cartoon Network, and therefore need comedy spoon fed to them, drenched in high fructose corn syrup, and sprinkled with Lucky Charms, I'll keep that in mind :-D It's good to see that at least you're breaking out of your comedy shackles by seeking out Tim Minchin. I recommend you also check out George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Bill Hicks, Jim Jefferies, Doug Stanhope, Jimmy Carr, and Eddie Izzard.

You're finally getting my sense of humor,Leo Ix :-D

Oh please... you haven't seen weapons-grade atheism, and I pray you never will. That shit, son, is far beyond good vs evil.

no such thing as atheism for to conceive of a deity to disbelieve is in itself as act of faith to believe in the validity of your mere thought without knowledge of its truth or falsehood. without God your thought is merely chemicals fizzing.

@@jamesflannery-serle3489 Not collecting stamps is not a hobby

@@thehellcat777 Lol. That's beautiful.

@@thehellcat777 and not doing sports isn't a sport :)

bless him who?

Shreyas Sudhaman I agree I was confused for a while too.

Ye of little faith ... ;P

Tim never loses it. He just has a slow-moving style of sarcasm. I love it.

Ha! No pun intended.

It is well built up. The initial premise is confusing, the dragging out tantalising, and anyone who knows Minchin is just waiting for it...

Same here!

Same, I keep coming back to it at least once a year, for quite a while now. It's a classic.

+Grue why not external ;)

Doesn't sound right -- gods don't even do anything for MY external organs!

+Some guy surely god fixed some church organ, even if only through manipulating the population into giving the church enough money to get it repaired.

+Kiwii I assume you're referring to a steeple -- we all know what steeples mean!

Some guy I was referring to the instrument "organ" that can be found in many churches duckduckgo.com/?q=church+organ&t=ffsb&iax=1&ia=images

Composer of consummate cerebral comedy.

GENIUS

I don't even can imagine how he can remembered all the beautifully complex lyrics

@@nickhall6265 : God has character? Have you read your bible?

We are almost all born into a cult. The age of reason allows us to free ourselves. Tim has a firm grasp on that reality.

@@silverfish3868 : Yes, I think all religions are cults and some perform cannibalistic rituals.

Honestly, all religions are just cults that got big enough to be considered ‘normal’. Every religion started off as a cult. Then when a religion dies down enough that hardly anyone believes in in anymore it gets called a mythology. It’s the life cycle of belief - cult to religion to mythology.

@@silverfish3868 very well put. But still, in this age, I keep hearing religious people telling me to respect their beliefs, but the moment I state that I don't believe in their god, I become "lost" and need god to "save" me.

You like Tim your fellow dumbass. How sweet. “Science adjusts its views based on what's observed Faith is the denial of observation so that belief can be preserved."― Tim Minchin Tim does not know what biblical faith is because he just does not care to know but he'd rather fart out lies. Biblically, faith means trust. It's a trust by evidence seen. God asks that we prove things. To reason. To get knowledge. To study. God has nothing to hide. We develop trust from what is seen, and that which is not seen yet is trusted also because of the trust built up from what is seen. It's much like a human relationship. We don't trust much until a person has gained that trust from what is observed. The difference is though, God is not limited to human powers. He created us. Romans 1:20 For since the creation of the world God’s invisible qualities-his eternal power and divine nature-have been clearly seen, being understood from what has been made, so that people are without excuse. His opening of "Science adjusts its views based on what's observed" Tim is a liar. He believes his god of nothing did miracles naturally with nothing as proof it could. He cares NOTHING about what is observed. What a hypocrite! His god claims to have given us the universe, fine-tuning of the universe for life, life from non-life, information for life before and after it began, the laws of nature, etc, etc, when we know that your god of nothing can do nothing. His god of nothing has nothing to offer and its followers only offer nothing of evidence for their god of nothing. That makes him nothing of importance but the followers of the god of nothing are so delusional that they think they do have something to offer to defend their god of nothing.

It doesn’t seem to work like that though does it?

@Stuart Bowes you are reported using my loco and name to post as if it was me.

@@2fast2block go off girl. He farts lies just like Biblical truthers. Except his is pleasing to the ears your version is just irritating.

​@@crunchevo8974 so to a moron like you, all I wrote about Tim is incorrect by your evidence of... "Except his is pleasing to the ears your version is just irritating." So all I said about faith, creation, etc is wrong to you because to you it's irritating to think about. So what is irritating about what biblical faith really means? Tim lying is better for you, why?

You HAVE to see Tim perform live, it's mind blowing how incredibly talented he is - comic and musical genius. I've seen him 3 times in Sydney and will always go back when he tours.

+Andy BroncoAus My wife and adult kids saw him in NYC off broadway and there were 30 people. He was amazing! An Austrailian said "At home we can't even get tickets, here, there is no one". So gald the northern hemisphere knows about him now.

+Bob Gehrls do they really I had to find out about him on my own

When was he in NYC? I would have loved to see him and we're not far. Maybe the show was not publicized at all. That's why no one came. I would have been there if I'd known. Love him.

He didn't have such luck when I saw him live 😅 it was the last stop on his recent tour and he was so damn ill, he had to run off stage mid song to blow his nose, came back with a bottle of vodka, poured two shots and gave one to an audience member. Then later on he was singing prejudice, forgot the words and had to half sing the beginning of the song to remember the next ones. It's was fricking hilarious, but I also felt bad that he had to perform.

@@loganally4227 well imo you shouldn't feel bad, playing live is often messy no matter what, but that's the charm of it it wouldn't be fun if every gig was the same, perfect recreation of songs

It's that Latin beat it's perfect

@@richiejohnson trueeee couldn't put my finger on it haha

Is this what they call a "syncopated rhythm"?

Yes, it`s syncopated (Y)

Technically speaking, nearly every record (and all Dance / EDM records) ever produced has a syncopated rhythm. A kick kicksnare rhythm is already syncopated.

Maybe we can pray for it.

uhm, no.

its not just the words, its the musical arrangement thats great too, for a full orchestra yet

God sacrificed himself twice. Once upon the cross, and once again upon this piano.