Well the least qualified and most ideologically restricted will apply. American liberals don't know the definition of female anymore because it conflicts with their ideology.
My conspiracy theory is that this is to scare conservative people into thinking woke liberal millenials are overrunning the CIA so that they sign up to make sure there's more people like them in the CIA.
They are. The best people to run psyops are those who actually believe them. The rank and file Stasi agents were known to be largely over-socialized middle aged women.
They can't handle a dinner party with more than 3 people. How tf are they gunna handle busting into a pedos house with guns and checking his hard drive?
"I am educated, qualified, and competent". I assumed that, and I would prefer you assumed that I assumed that. Your not assuming that has me questioning that assumption.
When I applied for the CIA I let them know before my polygraph that I have suicidal and homicidal urges, and the Turner Diaries is my favorite book. Now I’m section chief of the Black Sea and Eastern EU.
that ad invokes feelings in me i didnt know i was capable of, i've never felt thismuch anger and disgust towards someone. matter of fact this ad is probably a cia experiment to see how much they can increase terrorism recruitment in the shortest amount of time
"How would you like to cultivate foreign terrorist cells in the name of corporate American interests all the while have the branding of a TikTok influencer?"
Honestly, just watch Yuri Bezmenov's interviews and it will all make sense. Nick's point here was that it's ridiculous to suggest that this was a "blunder" of some sort on the part of the CIA. You being angry and confused is the intended effect. Western democracies are completely paralyzed due to these concerted subversion tactics (empowering the most regarded elements of the liberal left and encouraging everyone else to despise them), leaving the elites free to continue stripping the global economy bare of all resources in the face of several imminent and serious threats to the postwar system. Covid was another notable exercise in this field.
"I am not melanically deficient, I don't fear the sun because I know the Moon and Clouds are what make our planet earth what it is, and I am their child. My hair is the color of Gold not "yellow""
You want to avoid afro-pessismism, as well though. The racialization is obfuscutory, the tragedy of your life is material and specific to you. There is no cosmic transhistorical 'blackness' tragic, valiant or otherwise.
All of it does, every line of it is "NO REALLY I SWEAR I'M JUST AS GOOD AS A WHITE MALE!.....DIRTY WHITE MALES!" It's trying to have its cakes and eat it too. Saying they should be celebrated because they are different but also that it's wrong to point those things out. Either it doesn't matter or it does. I mean they literally show an award for inclusiveness while she talks about it playing no part of her being there....they don't give out awards for just hiring "good employees". The fact that they needed an award means you're there to fill that hole that they'd rather not have.
You know you’ve hired a smart person when they state that their existence is not a box checking exercise on an advert where the entire runtime is dedicated to mentioning and checking every intersectional box.
Gotta give credit to the glowies for this one. It is actually a great recruitment ad AND intentional comedy gold at the same time. The "cisgender millenial" part is set up as a punchline. If you're the type of person that doesn't laugh at it then you are exactly the type of person that the CIA is looking to recruit. They are already weeding out 90% of people with this.
>"I have generalized anxiety disorder and imposter syndrome" Yet she feels confident enough to be the center focus in a T.V commercial where she just brags about herself and her accomplishments non-stop. Feeling uncomfortable in social situations every once in awhile isn't an "anxiety disorder", being obsessed with yourself to the point that you are willing lie about suffering from various mental disorders so you can get sympathy from people and avoid doing any real work are symptoms of "narcissistic personality disorder" (Aka. being a self-important jerk).
95 percent of people in America hate the CIA. They are some of the worst fucks we have. My thought is, if they have admitted to fucked up stuff like MKultra, then what haven't they admitted to?
This was genuinely one of the most schizo things I had ever heard and almost died doing an overhead press while listening to it originally. You did a great job animating it ❤
I love this promotional almost ironically unhinged waterboarding promo of the CIA's "inclusive" token support to inform the audience that Mexican-born Americans are entering the black ops industrial war complex. That movies like Sciario are happening more and more than we think or dare to dream. Love this more of this please I love seeing a transparency of government agencies informing me that a women of a minority ethnicity is going to start drone striking third world countries now.
"I am a cisgender millennial who has been self-diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder by the CIA, so now the only place where I can work is the CIA."
"I didn't deliver your urgent intelligence briefing to the President, there were a number of highly offensive things I gathered from the subtext. Educate yourself first, and maybe then I will deliver it to him, informing him of the Russians shipping nuclear-armed ICBM's to Iran".
I've also seen Raytheon and Lockheed running "empowering" ads and programs for little girls of color. The meme of: 👏More 👏 Female 👏 Prison 👏 Guards 👏has come fully true.
Same reason google hires dumb girls for dumb jobs. Boobs. Gotta keep that group-moral high. *No joke, ran into a super-hot, yet super dumb girl a couple years ago in Seattle. She said she worked for Google. Next time I saw her around town, I asked what she did at Google.. 'I paint the walls.' Oh, cool are you a muralist? 'No I paint them white with a crew.'
CIA does whatever increases US power. They have no problem working with or against any group if they think they can benefit from it. They've supported left wing African coups and helped to end the apartheid government in south africa. They're not an ideological organization.
The most mind-boggling one to me was "A woman whose inflection does not rise at the end of her sentences." Like what is that even supposed to mean??? Is that a stereotype of some kind against women? Hispanics?
