That's Not My Neighbor 

Don't jinx it…

@@Zack_Zander WELL, TRUE. Someone's gotta keep an eye on him otherwise ‘hello it's Markiplier and I'm in hospital’

As someone with a chronic disease it would suck to hear this

@@Choupinoupinette “… again”

@@tinacatz4217im sorry :( i hope that Jesus heals you

Hey don't judge him. Happens to the best of us

@@SpaceCat7642 real😕

@@alphaa2010 find a real goal of life seriously... Plant trees for exemple, it can be a job, more chance than Utuber to get money.

​@@alphaa2010No, you need to earn subs. Not begging people. Begging isn't gonna do anything.

@@ItzAlex69420 Neither is talking to obvious bots. Unless your goal is worsening to problem. Best thing to do is report them for spam or irrelevant content and not interact with them at all. If you interact, you teach the automatic systems that they're real people.

I WAS LITERALLY THINKING THAT! The whole time he could CALL THEM!! I get it because there is so much on screen but man it's frustrating. Oh well, funny video regardless as always

EXACTLY!!! it was soo frustrating to see him not do that

i forgot this was part of the game and was instead referencing him breaking into someones house to record and play videogames in their bathtub and/or attic

It's the first thing I do lol, why do you hear him talk on the phone in the apartment when he should be talking in front of you? XD

TO BE FAIR, it never explains that in the tutorial, and it is very easily skipped over if you are JUST looking at the other information on them.

i was gonna say, ive never seen a right handed WSAD keyboard lol

Not me only realizing that because of this comment

The very first person he let in actually was an imposter but him not closing the door was beautiful I agree lmao

​@@jikrathe first one was a doppelganger because of the wrong apartment number in his entry request, right?

@@aroshota Yes. Check 7:00 Entry request, it says he lives on floor 30 instead of floor 3. A lot of people miss simple things like this with their first couple runs because they're new to the game lol.

​@@Imgood-letitbe... How?

@@aroshota jep, exactly that

I saw one of the guys that always wears a hat didn't have their hat on, immediately thought it was a doppelganger. They said they left their hat at home, and when the room was called the wife did say that he was out and his hat was still at home. That one surprised me.

"honey I'm coming home!". "ITS A DOPPLE HIS HAIR IS SHORTER" 🔥🔥🔥🔥💀🔥🔥🔥🔥

"why is your head catastrophically large?" - he says as he is Markiplier.

Typical, happens all the time

​@@jkolbly1Mclooy Rudboys? He can do that?

Improvisiplier.

If you listen/watch distractable he waa in the bathtub the last like 4 episodes

He's done with the film so hes celebrating in the bathroom

@@RugerBoyGaming Yeah, he said something in the beginning, but I unfortunately do not keep up with Distractable as much as I want to ;-; This does, however, make me want to catch up lmfao.

​@@RugerBoyGaming I completely forgot it existed, thanks for reminding me. (Edit, then I remembered why I forgot. I can't get to Podbay half the time, it keeps timing out on me and having gateway issues.)

the collection expands further...

@MalecUTTP oh boy, here we go again

Oh yippee, the bots found Mark

Yeah he’s on the run again

@@wran50 Help me report them all, it’s like a “Where’s Waldo”

That’s a very interesting thought😂lmao

Bro I missed it too TnT and here I was thinking I should check out this game

@@cameronschyuder9034 Then you should. Play games that train you to be better.

Not to mention that since he isn't on the list, so he could've just called the apartment and talked to the real guys since his dad was the one out that day.

@@lucasarledge4658thats the experiation date tho, its okay

@@lucasarledge4658 1955 is the current year, and 1966 was the written expiration date. All dates after 1955 are fine, just none before.

You are a literal angel.

thank you for the brief explanation, i listen to distractable but i am quite a bit behind lol

"so its fine if he lives in one of them." idk why that got me

Called it

I think it's also to give himself the immersion of being in a cramped environment, because that's the setting of Iron Lung.

What does he mean by 42?

@@spunkyyyyyyyyit’s a reference to hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, in which there is a giant computer that has all the answers to the universe and when asked what is the meaning of life, responds only with “42.”

@@camryncooley6141 There's one thing that always gets me about that reference though, and it's that no one seems to make it correctly. The answer to *the ultimate question* of life, the universe, and everything is 42, not the answer to *life, the universe, and everything itself.* Those things just. Are. And within that context, there is an "ultimate question" the answer to which is 42. *That's* the point I think Douglas Adams was trying to make, that asking for the answer without knowing what the question is will be just as meaningless as asking for any old number.

@@VoidDustMuffin woah thats honestly pretty cool. i had no idea!

It’s unfortunate they don’t specify that.

They should also make it clear for players who go in blind that you have to manually relock the door after each one let through.

He also didn't check the dates of the pass/ID cards.

You can't call the apartment yet so of course they haven't pointed it out

Yes you can haha, you call the number in the files

Jus another day in the life of Markiplier❤❤

that wouldnt be the most concerning thing id seen that whole day tbh 😂

😭😭 scary

Bro I would quiver.

This sounds exactly like the kind of surreal dreams I have on a daily basis.

market corner

Markiplier*

markiplier corner

yes

How u have so many likes alredy…

With Joe Mama

i knew about the bathtub because of distractable, but for some reason seeing him STILL in the tub on his channel is sending me

come outta the bathtub marki-poo its time for your daily bloc of nutrients.

​@@alphaa2010sorry, but that's not how it works. You have to earn your support by uploading something people enjoy so they come to you unlike now; *latest video 2 moths ago* and *begging for subs*

ermmm what the flip

Congrats on having over 700 likes and all bot replies!

“How can that be comfortable?” I ask as my posture in my seat is literally a “C”

I get cramped up just lying straight for too long

​@@Lucaplayz200WTF are there so many bots?

@@TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep yeah happens a lot to me too and it's so annoying we it happens in the middle of the night and I have to keep the pain inside without yelling so that I don't wake up everyone

How do u know?

​@@johngamer6255 its kinda implied when you get F rank. F rank achievement is called "worst than Henry" to get it, you have to kill all the neighbors and let in all the doppelgangers. While it's implied in the game that Henry kills everyone, Tom from game theory also made a theory about it. It's funny. And it helps to identify real neighbors better after getting it.

Accurate, but then again not necessarily correct, because we all know that sometimes he even eats his mic or intentionally does some weird quality stuff for the bit. So yes, the bathtub was probably the best option for sound quality and he probably didn't feel like eating the mic for 30min and save us all from it OR he hurt his leg and was casually bleeding out while recording, which is a theory I quite like, if the bleeding out is not life threatening, because it would not be the first time Mark does something weird with his body 🤔

But that's just a theory, A STREAMER THEORY

Right, one time he was also in an attic😅

Haha that is funny

I think it might also have something to do with not everywhere might have a table but the tub does drop lower than floor level so it might also just be a good table. Idk, just random idea.

​@@alphaa2010actually work towards those followers instead of begging. Its sad.

Why you looking there?

new age hot tub stream

@@alphaa2010bro you commented that so many times shutup

​@@SpikeyyyGD they're all bots

Give A NORMAL ONE, not a Doppelganger!!! The first thing in these games is always a tutorial 😭

Especially cuz there are a couple of legitimate typos in the instructions section lol

Welp, ID expiration date was also wrong, sooo

Man i was staring really hard at that 30 😅😅😅

​@@RevanCoolDude Expiration date was totally correct.

- all of the above

My thought was he wanted to game but was at a hotel and didn't want to disturb anyone so the bathroom is great to be quiet and have the audio pick it up very well. Plus most places (of quality) wouldn't set a bathroom against a bedroom wall or something like that to disturb other guests

My first thought was “stress makes the stomach sad” but then I realized Mark being in the tub so he doesn’t make a mess would probably violate the community guidelines in that context.

- yes that movie has driven him mad, he's absolutely bonkers,

1st cam broke, this Camera only sticks to flat surfaces- only one he has that works is the mirror in the bathroom. How to sit? How to setup stream? Sit in bathtub

Can't have an intruder if they're all dead, right?

​@@StealthTheFoxz yesn't

​@@Thumbi-thumberson-the3rdyes'nt

@@quietlywhisperingyesn’t

@@hellolamb1391 ye'snt

well i'm gonna question it until i figure out why he's in a bathtub

riiiiight?? it just feels so him to do.

I thought if they aren’t on the list they’re immediately not real?

​@lazypanda4079 No. It's possible that they did, in fact, go out. That said, you can call the apartment to see if the REAL neighbor is there. If someone is on the list, they will never be home before arriving through the gate. If someone not on the list, an easy quick check is just to call and see if they're home.

​@lazypanda4079 thats when you question them, then at times theyll say something you can check up with the person theyre living with and stuff. Like maybe theyd say oh they were from work but then you call their family roommate wife husband whatever and theyd say oh but theyre here and havent left!

Why is he doing vids in the bathtub?

Also forgot that Steven's entry card had 1966 and not 1955 on it.

That's crazy, a damn cool and stressful detail

yes if they are not on the entry list, they are already home and you can call their house number to verify. Also not sure if it happens in the original version too( i've tried the roblox one) but sometimes the same person comes on the same day twice and you can only call their phone to verify as everything else is the same (as they are on the entry list as well).

I was gonna say it !! He never call the appartement yet it's what he's supposed to do when they aren't on the list !

Mark “I’ve done everything I can do” Fischbach

Omg wait I didn't even realize it was a mirror 💀

At a very weird angle no less. The entire thing is tilted 45 degrees

Guessing it's because of space reasons, If he didn't reflect it then the camera would be too close. Also bet mark was like "yeah it a crooked, but it's skuffed anyways and is funny." To witch he was of course right. Dudes living his best tired life.

I honestly thought he was trying to make it look like he was sitting in a booth like the character in the game and now seeing other people talk about it as a legitimate strategy has me feeling very silly

my eyes started going insane i got a mild headache from his camera being like that 😭

Exactly dude🔥💯💯💯

​@mjolnir6685 it's a bot, report it and move on

​@@mjolnir6685 They're probably a bot

@@keyzskeleton613it is

He’s been recording in the most random places lately

He knew the answer but didn't like the answer lol

Didn't know Mark was a fan of Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

@@trexindominus8119 every human on the planet knows that reference

@@endaburns2121incorrect!

​@@endaburns2121 I don't, so idk what you on about

Aw man

😞

:(

i have been waiting all this time for mark to encounter the milkman

Now you tell me.... I was waiting for him :(

It's where he records some of the podcast episodes cause of the resonation iirc

U got botted :|

That's tuff

These guys think awfully highly of their own content ;p

Maybe it's so he can pee his pants without ruining the floor

yeah. Especially since it's been a lot more than 30 minutes - at least 3 or 4 hours if you listen to distractible

Don’t forget he’s left handed

@@kingemy3418Has anyone figured out why he’s in a tub?

@@fishrealm No 😭

@@fishrealm my guess is he’s in a hotel and this was the only place that worked for his setup lmao

At least if they aren't on the day's list anyways, there's not much point in calling up if they are on the list

Okay but that would imply Mark was taking in any actual information. He says himself he can read things aloud and not retain any of it.

I was gonna say this 😭😭

Yeah, I died a lot in the game until I started calling the apartments, doing phone calls helps so so much cause you can just instantly know and not have to check their papers at all if the person is in the apartment

To be fair, the game doesn't really communicate that at all.

From what my HoH butt has seen it doesn't tell you to do that. If the hearing people playing this can't figure that out (because I've got less than 0 chance on me lonesome) you've screwed something up in the instructions.

@@NoOne-dj1ou It tells you that you can call apartments or the D.D.D. at any time. You have to use your brain to think to check if the person is still in their apartment or not if its questionable, like for example if EVERYTHING matches up OK, but are NOT on the list, then you would call to verify if they are home or not, they should be home if they are not on the list.

@@troy2000me That's still not necessarily clear communication. If an average player needs to "use their brain," as you say, to figure out a basic gameplay mechanic, it probably wasn't clearly communicated.

It's a joke

This is a Penguins from Madagascar reference you young monkeys.

Lol

The company!

The company!

The company!

@@naomi2067 We loooove the company!

42

Peach~

Very nostalgic pfp

I love that mark knows the answer and just refused to give it to him

The Chad music starts playing 🤣

I was actually thinking the same thing when I realized the angle.

What on earth happened in your reply’s😂

@@nitrocore17 Bots, just report them. Any UUTP is typically a bot.

knowing Mark it definitely could be all of the above

It’s a hotel tub, just an easy way to keep his privacy

hes just seeing if he can take it (not a masochist)

Ahahaha it's funny and original ahahahaha

Remember the bathtub bit in season 1 of breaking bad

hello again

clearly you haven't watched distractible

Just relax its just regular Mark Shenanigans..

Bro I was seriously questioning myself, 'was Mark always left-handed????'...

​@MalecUTTP Your discord server sucks

at least he's not running the risk of dropping his tablet into an ice bath again😂

@@MayMarkodont responde to them, that makes youtube think theyre real humans

Yea the entire time I was like uh is he gonna do something about that…?

Lmao, yeah, me too

Huh?

Isn’t it fine unless they’re before 1955?

I don't think it matters when they expire, just that they're after 1955

It took me a minute but we're looking at him through a mirror if you look close

@@zadarasimoleons1019 yea- xd 18:44

Listen to their podcast Distractible. It's great if you're at work or something like that.

You should listen to distractible. It’s podcast with Bob, Wade, and Mark with 2 episode’s weekly

Haven't you been listening to Distractables?

This dude is my twenties. The bane of my existence!

​@@kyoyaootori1104 Oddly enough no, Ive been working a lot and haven't found the time. That and a Warhammer hobby...

What with those spam comments?

@@josephoneill3532RU-vid is getting overrun by them unfortunately. It happens on other big channels too, like MoistCritical’s :/

Holy shite take a look at these old peices of broccoli (the spam comments)

@@josephoneill3532 Markiplier's a long-standing popular youtuber who maintains a pretty young audience and scammers have bots that reply to every comment on burner accounts to get someone angry or curious enough to click on their stuff. From there they either try to scam you or they get a cookie on your browser that'll track your web traffic or what you type in hopes of stealing information, otherwise their goal is to make you follow a specific account or accounts so then they can sell it to rich kids and other scammers who want to speedrun youtube success to make money or be famous. They're replies on comments so they don't need to artificially boost them with spam likes. That and because if someone clicks on reply and notices the spam to have gotten there they already care more than someone who scrolled into the comments section so they're likelier to fall for it. They also get to stay up for longer because just to report them you have to comb through comment's replies for them and that's again, more effort to get rid of remarkably low effort spam.

The first guy had a hat

​@@killerbunny6267 he had glasses, that's different

​@@killerbunny6267Alex is right he had glasses not a hat which they don't make you take off

if he took his hat off for a photo, thats not always.

@@c4rots620 if he went to sleep in the hat there's no possible way it would stay on while he slept it means he always where's a hat when he doesn't have to not where it

@UTTPSheriffBiIIMCook nobody cares about your self promo aggression.

​@@novafiregalaxy204Its just a bot

@@barby9666 I figured

Yyyyeeeezzz

​@@novafiregalaxy204just a bot. Best to just report and move on

Tree house Markiplier

The Shower Markiplier.😏

Holding cell Markiplier would go hard AF.

Hey Kardiner waz good

How many more locations until we have enough to compile a Where's Markiplier look-and-find book?

@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCalshut up dude

Thanks! this is really helpfull also... MARK CALL THE DAMN APARTMENTS PLEASE !!!

And the first guy that he got the floor number said the number 30 instead of 03

@UTTPisBetterThanDannoCal no its not.. you only have 1 video, + less subscribers

@@jessewong7794 Aside from reporting the comments, don't interact with the bots. If you do it teaches the algorithm that they're real people.

Beginner's mistake

omg three of them?

Bro these bots are getting out of hand

man I sure do hope the replies here will be normal once I wake up in the morning