“I'm sitting on a rock, minding my own business when suddenly, they're onto me. These beings, like big ugly penguins. Fat, flabby faces with front-ways eyes no feathers, no beaks, and these... These appendages. They probe me. They tie me up. They strap me down. They take this pointy thing and they stick it into me. And then, blackout. I woke up and there's this... This thing on me. Every flying bird is dissing me, (Hey, what's happening, yellow leg?) It was humiliating.”
