the 12-step program of womanhood! (according to some clown) 

With how many times I've been told I don't exist for one reason or another, you'd think I'm some sort of mythical creature

I'm not a woman, I'm a dragon. I hoard little treasures, and hide away in my little cave.

Yeah, see I need a graph or a pie chart on what the actual heck he's trying too say, but oh! That's right. It's not real because I'm woman. Am I real? XD

Norbert feels like he's just making excuses for why he's been rejected Jokes aside, it does quite honestly feel like SOME kind of a coping mechanism coping mechanism

"im feeling quite hot atm" - hell yeah. slay.

On behalf of the ace community that has been told countless times doesn't exist, I would like to humbly welcome half the human population into the realm of Nothingness. Glad to have you all! There's garlic bread in the back.

listening to that guy talk within the first minute killed my braincells so fast and makes me want to throw up christ how are there people still like that 😭 keep speaking queen 🙌

I'm not sure I just watched this video because apparently I don't exist!? You said his name started with an 'N' Numpty comes to mind, thanks for the laughs Alice 🤣😂😅

Women aren't real? What? Does that mean I'm a ghost? A fairy 🧚‍♀️?

Why does this fool look like a cartoon character? Is that why he’s so mad?

"theres no such thing as woman" okay, *becomes a man*

he obviously never heard of nature vs nuture

"A tool bag full of moron pills" is my new favorite description for a person

For those who don’t know, Alice is translating this video from a man so that us women can comprehend it! I’m so glad to learn that childbirth is painless, thanks Alice! ❤❤❤ Edit: the pauses for commentary capture his essence completely and I won’t be able to stop laughing for at least a year 😂

I love your notebook/ hat. Very cute. Great vid :)

alice, this man is coping so hard, we had the same reaction. coping from what exactly?? i genuinely have no idea😭 edit: WHAT ARE THESE TAKES??

He sure has some insecurities that he is projecting hahahaha

Thanks for explaining and teaching us, I learned a lot today. Love your book hat

Ha! Found it. Hi Alice!

So much respect for you and I wish you all the best

He seems to think women are born of the head of a man, fully formed like Athena. Or from the sea foam like Aphrodite, bearing a mature body.

im not a woman im a unicorn with magical powers

You’re right-I’m not a woman but a genderless alien from behind the moon who grew up among humans and still doesn’t fully grasp the mental activities of you weird creatures. Have to say though, the dude sounds majorly confused. I’m really curious about how he would do as a ‘female of his species’. He does sound like he has experience though? Hmm…

First off Alice your looking absolutely 😍❤️😍 beautiful. Now for this dudes brain I swear . He believes in the power of the spoken word everything that he has ever heard makes sense to him you see. You got a better way sit him down and tell him what to do and he will probably shit all over you too. Omg this whole world needs an enema. Love you though 😗💕

I enjoy your full sass mode. :)

Yike