The 2 Johnnies 'Auld Lad In The Pub' (Song) 

The 2 Johnnies 'Auld Lad In The Pub' (Song)
He stands too close, he drinks pints that other men would have to chew. Hard as nails and possibly insane, every town has em, and we love em.
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Lyrics:
Close in that door, were ye born in a barn?
Sit up at the counter and I’ll tell you a yarn
Are ye having a few? I’d say ye have drink taken, ye can buy me a pint with all the money yer making
I mostly only eat Scampi fries
I argue with the postman and play 25
You could bate a young fella Back in my day Jays the weather is wicked, they’re giving rain
Stout you can chew, John Player Blue, Jays I’d never manage the dinner but i'll have a bit of soup
You’ll have a bit of soup?
I’ll have a bit of soup
He is the aul, the aul, the auld lad in the pub
Came for the pints, not for the grub
Come here young fella, get me a Powers, I stand too close and I talk pure scour
I built Clonmel with my bare hands
I played hurling against the black and tans
Stout you can chew, John Player Blue, There's not’n on the telly. Put on a bit of news
He is the aul, the aul, the auld lad in the pub
Came for the pints, not for the grub
Come here to me and I'll tell you now
Did you know I’ve got 300 cows
The tax man won’t get my cash
Would you come into the jacks and have a look at me/this rash.
Ye young lads think I'm a fool
I bet ya ten bob I’d bate you at pool
I don’t clean up, shur I live on my own
Ah go on would you drop me home
He stands too close, he stands too close, he stands too close, he’d be slobbering all over ya
This is the auld fella in the pub
He is the auld fella in the pub
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