The 2019 Porsche Macan Is the Best Small Luxury SUV 

Johnny Mnemonic: Hold my virtual light

Doug is so poetic “In order to see, one must look” Damn dog, that really chokes me up.

Doug is an idealist!

u haven't seen the screens doug has

Original I like it.

Lmao thanks y'all

Genius

Alright this one made me laugh. You earned my like, sir.

You Must Have a Buddy that Does That .

It's an SUV after all.

Swear to god he is so bad at “scores” What really pisses me off is that he doesn’t even categorise his cars for scores, because it isn’t fair to score an SUV and a super car (space, comfy etc...)

that's because it seems he has little background or experience with this car. Like watching anyone review a car... well, I like the cupholders, the wheels, and the obvious.... blah blah blah..... NOW CHECK OUT @LOOSE-BOLTS COMMENT 👇👇👇

@@asktheuniverse2718 Except he has more experiance with cars then you and 99% of his audiance do. Seriously, were are you geting this from you dipshit? There is no way in hell ANY of us, especially YOU, have ANYWHERE as much experiance with cars as he does. Get real and stop being delusional brat

@@asktheuniverse2718 I actually lost brain cells reading your comment

LoveStallion He grown this channel for many years. It would be virtually impossible for a newcomer to become as big as him now in 2019

@@tophan5146 definitely not impossible

He writes for Autotrader and before that Jalopnik and at least one other site that I'm forgetting. He's a writer.

@@rars0n ok?

"solid living" suuure

Supersteve this deserves more than 6 likes

Sometimes he's 6'3"

@Undesirable Gaming I think you're lost bud

RU-vid: Hey Doug, how tall are you? Doug: Mmmm, around 6’3” or 6’4”...thanks for asking!

@@PhilipOberg It doesn't make sense. So you are wrong.

Doug’s scores are objective, not subjective. This car’s interior is objectively 7/10 of the way between Trabant and Phantom, even if its “good for the money”.

Well yeah, 7/10 relative to stuff like Bentley, RR, etc

@@jamesd7678 he gave the 20 million dollar Mclaren F1 a 10/10 in value so...I forgot the point I was trying to make. Oh yeah, Doug's crazy.

Doug is stingy than my maths teacher

@@santhoshpjohn More.......

It's called tradition.

@@n3ssaya972 Thank you!

Tbh it's really satisfying the lever I've got a gts not that anyone cares

lever in india is normal

Appreciate you liked

Trying to steal my original joke from Doug's Suzuki Swift/Jaguar XJ220 video? XD

@@FuelEconomyTest no I'm not

Buyer: So 3 feet 2 inches? Seller: Yes sir, or 3 feet 1.5 inches. It varies day by day.

Buyer: Okay, well how spacious are the back seats? Seller: They offer 80% Doug capacity, Sir. Buyer: I don’t know if I’m completely sold yet.. Is it fast? Seller: That guy over there playing with fake buttons seems to like it.

He has 17 friends that would go to watch a movie with him?

😂

He has friends?

Just me yall got friends?

That's not how the Doug jokes go

@@MrCostellinho yeah nice you stole it ..

And reads the entire car manual for any quirks and features

My friend opened an unlocked door once, pushed the headlight knob in to turn them off, closed the door, then turned and the woman whose car it was was walking out and flipped shit lol My friend was just like 🤷🏻‍♀️ you’re welcome you ingrate.

Lol

lol

Hahaha

I laughed out loud and I never laugh out loud.

Thiiiiis.... Is my wife. And it's the most beautiful dishwasher. *EVER*

Thiiiiiiisssssss is my 2010 model year wife...and i want to show you...the quirkssss and featuressss of this particular examplee

Practicality is good over all but value is questionable as wives do cost more money to maintain in the long run

McKranzful correct

Do you really expect anything different from Porsche?

there are a zillion engineers in Germany ; -don't think it's that simle.

Fuel Economy it looks like it came from 2004

Didn't you notice the ginormous lightbar on the backside?😱

The 4 led dots were in the car ever since it first appeared

THIIIIIIS

Jail 😭 why do they do that?

@@nyamochriek3047 All porsche models from that era have them. To fill space? I have to guess... By the way, you're cute!

Kia knows what the market wants.

@A real bisexual petrol-head Who shit in your Cheerios?

@A real bisexual petrol-head wow you must be seeing life in 7 dimensions. so woke

True

16:25 it reminded me of Wall E

More like “every German brand”

they are really advertising this car here in asia........especially here in India where it is double the price

It's the whole "Made in Germany" marketing. Every German car manufacturer has their own number plate series from their home town, S from Stuttgart in the case of Porsche. 8 is considered to be a lucky number in China, it makes sense the car has at least one 8 on its number plate. So the plate says "Made in Stuttgart, Germany, good fortunes for the owner".

I actually love the design of the Macan. Not crazy lines. It looks great and definitely will age like wine.

Looks like streets of Taiwan

Porches light game is weak.

TheSpoonKing I have one of these and the Macan is just brilliant. Best car I’ve had and own a Boxster for summer fun also

in my macan it’s a slow software in the screen it takes forever for bluetooth to even connect

All the blank switches?

Harrison Palmer lol

LMAO

Oh fuck 😂😂😂

Harrison Palmer Jesus Christ lol nice catch

The Cavalier does not have a light bar. The panel is designed to look like one, but it doesn’t operate as such.

Flipperman, I Agree!!! Lincoln Motor Company's Light Bar..Every German Car is now using it as well as Kia...

Same.

Hear hear well said, I wonder if any insurance companies keep track of accidents of people fucking about with their screens and not looking where they were going and having accidents because of it. mind you guessing no-one will admit they were looking at their screens when they shafted the car in front up the chuffer in any case, lol

That is an interesting fact. Do you think that appeals to the market of this car?Doctors and soccer moms want to get in their car and go

I’m sure Doug knows that but it is curious that you still turn a pseudo key (that you can also remove and is separate from the actual keyless key) and not just have push button start on the left like basically all other luxury cars

YETICOPTER all other vehicles have it on the right

He was referencing why there was a key fob stuck in the ignition; not the fact that the key fob was on the left. And it’s a common misconception that Porsche put the key on the left for Le Mans starts, they put the key on the left because when they were building early 356s during the war putting the ignition on the left used less materials, and they continued on the tradition once the figured out that it made it a little easier for Le Mans starts.

Lol I can imagine that is a handy feature to launch to your office in a morning commute (no joke, this is literally multitasking). Get in Foot on the brake Left hand for ignition Right hand to put gear lever in D and sport mode on Now launch.... 😏

This is imported, made in Germany, Porsche - this why, you know.

Those wheels are like a $4,000 option.

Welcome To The Madness they look way better in person

those wheels are dope

Those wheels are sooo last century.

I like them. not as busy as most wheels today are.

thankfully he didnt. i went with every meme but this one. its so american, trump prolly made it up.

Nice… I’ve also read that Porsche Racing originally designed it on the left side so you could start the engine as you got on it. I’m referring to the ignition switch. This was when Race Car drivers had to run up to the car and get in, they weren’t in the car like they are now. I’m not sure but I’m thinking Fred Flintstone drove a Porsche 😂

Thanks for this. I have a 17 GTS and did not know the Off Road button changed the split to 50/50! 😂 Useful for Canadian snow even if not off road!

Nice attention to detail from u and very bad from porsche. Around a hundred employees saw that.

@I COME FROM SUN Has more to do with the large population than anything. There are way, way more "Porsches per capita" in the U.S. than anywhere in Asia.

@I COME FROM SUN looking at average wages in usa, I'm sure a lot of people could afford a porsche with normal savings, not many parts of asia could do the same

jorel Calm your titties

I just made one.

@Stone Cold Steve Autism Not MY wedding. I'm too smart to ever get married. I know that it is a scam and I will never risk having to pay alimony to a stranger that I want to have nothing to do with anymore.

@@TheEgg185 weirdo

The Egg LMAOO

I thought it was because it was cheaper to wire it that way. The racing advantage explanation was an accident. No?

I like the lever, buttons are kinda annoying

@@__The_Real_V__ It does come out - there are reasons for that, too.

Verrückter Schakal it’s an option call “entry and drive system” and the lever DOES come out and you can put ur Porsche key to start up the car lol

It has a d in it so it’s THDDDDISSSS HAHAHA

Can not copyright dictionary words. Should have something made by yourself. The way you say it does count

Jahquan Carr he should copyright giving rave reviews every time a company bribes him. First Kia, now Porsche.

He has to copyright "quirks and features" too 😂😂

he should be selling $50 signed pieces of cardboard with the word “this”

Doug is the type of guy who would set his climate controls to 80°F.

Actually that's a great idea for the More Doug channel....hope he reads your comment & considers it.

Exactly. Kinda shocked how Doug, as a car guy, doesn't know about this.

Dougie is a TURD

I think he actually knows. I'm pretty sure he mentioned it in a previous Porsche review. What he is questioning is why it's a fixed key instead of just a start button like all other cars...

@@ratmtbola he did mentioned it in other porsche videos.

I mean... it may be a call back to some cool thing, but what's the point really? It's just less convenient and serves the same function as a push-button start.

I get that it's the joke but he actually said it's Porsche's entry level SUV, which it is.

its cheap for a Porsche. the again they are overpriced anyway.

ZS 5885 well, yes ;)

It was a joke, people. Come on 😂

Well it is

I’ll never forget growing up to lowered suvs and station wagons… always thought it looked sick

Totally agree with you, I preffer this configuration rather than one massive screen to contrl everything

@@kNo1bdy f

Lol

Make this a drinking game!

Five cubic dollars?

ricky v your point???

You asked his job?

Also lying about emissions.

Der Deutsche it really is.

@@youngcho6807 Have you ever read a book in your life? Then you should feel familiar with this

@@florianj6490 American English never uses commas for quoting, only quotation marks. but in typed text you just italicize normally

In Germany the Macan is called murder tool (Mordwerkzeug)

In India that x3 costs 77k USD on road price. Automobile especially 4wheelers are quite cheap in USA and Arabian countries.

in my country the Macan S should be like $150k

€99k voor een Macan S in ons klote belastinglandje ja

Soviet Socialist States of EU in its best

Helaasch..

"Pecan, a car a nut would buy".

It was actually gonna be called the Cajun but Porsche changed their mind when they released it...... seriously no joke

@@G-..- lame

GS979 and I believe Macan isn’t even the proper pronunciation but no ones got time for that

In development the Macan was nicknamed the Cajun - as in Cayenne Jr

Doug is a type of a guy who calls police when seeing Spiderman

I think the value category tries to be that... that said, the value category is the one I give Doug the most crap for. He'll spend all video saying something is a great value and then give it 5/10. Everything is 4-7 out of 10.

As a current 2015 Macan Turbo owner & longtime BMW owner, I'll let you know that the benefit of lower depreciation is swallowed up by truly insane service costs. Porsche service is at least double BMW & Mercedes prices. Examples: $150 to fix one of the strings on the cargo cover. The dealer called me & asked if I wanted them to just leave it broken because they knew how insane the number was. Stock Turbo brake job? That'll be $3k. That (non-trivial) quibble aside, I absolutely love my Macan. If you only have one garage space and aren't single, there's no better all-around vehicle on the market. The GTS is the sweet spot and can be had for only a couple grand more than this review car.

@@canyonaro you should learn to do this yourself buddy

It's the Doug score, not Doug and Simon score!!!

Jimmy Canzoniero if you dont have a mechanic in the family, befriend someone who is. i have an old land rover and my step brother has saved me thousands

Turbo titty itch There is one person in my town who owns a Macan and they are a doctor

Mine does lol

@@iconic439 blonde soccer moms with boob jobs that have doctor husbands

Every old white dude in Denver has one.

Mostly Asian people driving them here

Also lack of knowledge on the car brand.

Well, how many times did it take? 🤣

Matthew Gaither I have a 2017 Macan S in volcano Grey also. My forth Porsche and by far the most comfortable and cool daily driver. You have good taste lol. Cheers

Arian Troian dame here I have a 2017 Macan S and it’s the best most comfortable daily driver ever

Yeah, as often as he complains about infotainment systems being confusing, you would think he could appreciate physical buttons.

Doug is a type of a guy who calls pest control when seeing Spyder on RU-vid

I do that

^^^^

Wouter van Dijk is the type of guy die gwn nederlands is 🇳🇱🎉

not gonna work bro

Doug is the Master of Drama.

Wouter, the type of guy to stick his head so far up his own ass he expects Doug to like his comment.

because of its lack of quirks and features

Daniel Jones Yeah I disagree with his comps. Just because they're the same size doesn't make them competitors. It's kind of its own class - interior quality like X5/GLE but in smaller, sportier package. The full leather option on the Macan is gorgeous.

@@canyonaro Alfa Romeo Stelvio QF?

Butnaru Good point. I didn't think of it or the Levante because despite my ethnic roots, I'm not brave enough to consider an Italian car for a daily driver.

🤦🏻‍♂️ the F-350 can tow about 8 of these Macans, so it’s appropriately priced as a truck

You buy a Porsche for the driving experience, not like a F350 tank

They're coming up with the Taycan

Thinking of buying a used one. Do you have an update?

@@Colby_00 the car has been great, no issues except for a loose rear view mirror. Probably the best handling SUV in its class. Couldn’t be happier with our choice.

@@thedudeabides1443 thank you for that testament!

@@thedudeabides1443 LOL I just bought one and my mirror fell off right away. I bent the little tabs and so far so good! Otherwise I love this thing! I normally hate SUV's but this TRULY drives like a Porsche!

Lol your Linda right tho

Doug the kind of guy to ask random civilians on the streets for the exact ambient temperature.