The 4 Million Dollar Cringe Castle 

"Ford viper" bro it's clearly a Green Speedy McSpeed.

Everybody gangsta 'till Philion pulls up in the "Ford Viper"

For that being a mansion, those rooms are extremely small and plain. Its almost like they are only renting extra rooms that the real owner doesn't use.

I can only imagine how many women these studs have sexually disappointed in that house 😂

Can't believe my guy got a salt lamp. We moving up in the word lemme tell ya

“The pool has anything you can think” But no diving board. That was the first thing I thought of

i hate when people put the most boring, uninspiring, uncreative, generic shit on a plain tee, call it “merch” and then sell it for 35 dollars.

This just goes to show, you can have all this stuff and still be lame

Them: “we have a ton of seats” Philion: “I count 5 but it’s more than I have”

this is how rich i feel after i buy a shirt that was more than $30

"2 fridges here and 4 freezers" *guy points to oven Going to go out on a limb and say they probably don't live here

9:05 this man just assaulted Frank Sinatra's $40,000 piano.

Came here for the “Ford Viper” comments...

“Fake natty Tfue comes out the sky” 💀💀😭

looks like a staged rented house that's never lived in

Compared to the rest of the house, these dudes really got scammed with the bedrooms and bathrooms they have lmao

Dude said “Ford Viper” I cant believe this.

The fact that they call themselves "The 1% Team" makes them little pricks.

Imagine working your ass off to live there, just to find out some kids playing fortnite bought a bigger house on the block 😂

“After a hard days work on Fortnite.” Lmfaoooooo

All of these dudes walking around in their leased mansions dress like I did in the 6th grade.

"Bought" the mansion yet the OWNER left them a piano and pinball machine. It's rented. Also those rooms are tiny, the bathroom is one of the biggest in there.

Lol you already know it's definitely not their house at all. In fact,the rental agreement came with a stipulation that they cannot change anything around or overuse the house facilities. Nobody is leaving a piano that Frank Sinatra played for kids to play with. Nobody buys and designs a wine rack that in a home if they do not actually drink wine. It's not something that actually occurs to people who don't drink wine at alm. Also, nothing looks lived-in except their individual rooms. Their rooms also have the cheapest things. Little beds, walmart comforters, it's laughable. In fact, this doesn't look like a rental at all. It seems they were paid to advertise the house.

8:49 ''the owner of the house left this insanely rare OMEGA EXPENSIVE machine for us'' yea.. right. you are renting the house. so sad rly

FORD VIPER 🐍🇺🇸

"We bought this mansion" PRESS X TO DOUBT

If I hear another fortnite player say “hard work” one more time, I’m gonna shut their computer off.

I doubt these kids actually bought that house. They're probably renting it, and those cars are leases. There's money in streaming, but there isn't THAT MUCH.

Wow the “previous” owner sure was generous with the stuff he just “left behind”. Almost like the house is.... *rented* ?????

"Not much to talk about, it's a kitchen" - That's so revealing, they have this incredible kitchen and they likely don't ever use it

Welcome to Soy Mansion. The lack of testosterone in the place is hilarious. Moreover, what's with all of the "gangsta," arm gestures?

I know I only found you yesterday, but this video alone solidifies why I love your channel

Imagine the number of parents of highschool kids who unknowingly finance the 1% House.

Every time you said Honey, I felt like you were talking to me.

“The grand bedroom...” uh the room is tiny. Pretty sure my barracks room when I was in the Army was bigger lol

The winerack, and especially the piano and pinball initially seem like the most baffling parts of this video. Why go out of your way to highlight these things in a way that seems odd and unnecessary, and only serves to accomplish making the place seem rented? The answer is *precisely* that it makes the place seem rented--and inclusive of those very things. Landlords give powerful influencers great deals on rent, knowing that they will produce a far better--and astronomically better publicized--advertisement for the property than they ever could. Overall these are the very surest "sponsorship" deals in the business, since it's inherently in the influencer's *own* interest to flex the "product" as hard as he can, make it look as good as possible. But the most awkward and odd seeming parts--especially, as here, parts that do not seem to serve the purpose of making the influencers look like bigger ballers for it--are typically things that the landlord specifically requested to have advertised. (The bidet bit may be another example of it; notice how it is matter of fact without a hint of humor.) The popularity of these influencers boosts the signal not only to their core tween audience, but to potential future renters as well, who are getting a look at the property. Most (though not all, and it doesn't ultimately matter much) are able to pick up on the fact that the influencers are really renting. And they are therefore also attuned to pick up that it comes with the furnishings as well. (Final likely example: the theater chairs.)

"Ford Viper" has me S H O O K

The piano that once saw “Moonlight in Vermont” now sees “buy that merch only 3 days left !!!” :(

Couldn't imagine what property tax is like on that

5:27 “So, this is the grand bedroom of mine... Kaylee, pretty much designed the whole thing...” *camera pans over to the right and shows the only thing in the room... a vanity mirror* That must’ve taken her hours... So creativity! Much personalization!! 😂🤣😂

That “bed” is so tiny for 2 people and it’s in a mansion. Actually the whole “bedroom” itself is really small. What’s up with the smallest flat screen on the wall? No curved monitors? Did they spend all the money on the clothing and the house 😂

Owner just “left” us this 40 thousand piano and 20 grand pinball machine

We are definitely in the "weak men create hard times" era

Lmao not a single piece of exercise equipment lmao

When Henry Cavill knows more about PCs than a RU-vid influencer it's time for that influencer to think about switching careers.

His bedroom literally looks like someones childhood bedroom lmao why is it so damn small also how do NONE of them have a king bed...how you gonna live in a mansion and sleep in a twin

These are the type of kids that'll grow up not facing any parts of real life and break down when the smallest of hardship come their way. Unreal...I wish it was fake xD

Imagine coming home and finding your home infested with beta's

POV: Your looking through the comments after he said ford viper

i thought the third eye of truth knew all but then he said "green ford viper" lol

the 4 million dollar house with some kid's funko pop collection on display. I think I'm gonna throw up

Can't understand how you could make that kind of money and still live with a bunch of other dudes.

"How many Tostino's pizza rolls do you need!?!!?" Had me dead bruh

Phil- mY cOmMeNt SeCtIoN iS sO mUcH mOrE pOsItIvE lAtElY *proceeds to name a car wrong* chaos

These dudes have an absurdly fancy house filled with wine, a legendary piano, great deco and design and even a golf course for people that have absolutely zero use for any of it. How do you buy a house with a grand piano and 160 bottles of wine when you none lf y'all play piano or drink wine?

the fact that this house was only 4mil is kinda nuts, like seriously its in a gated neighborhood right next to a golf course and is absolutely huge. i live in a pretty small suburban gated development and every house there is at least 1-2mil and they are not even close to this house

"Mooooom give me your credit card!" lmao When you realize you're too old to do that anymore 😔

“Thankfully the owner left the ($40,000) piano here for us to enjoy”... 9:07

Why do they keep saying "the owner" when they started the video saying they own the house lol

"Guys we got" "We got" "We got" "We got" "Guys we got" "and check this out we got..." Why does easy money also make poor people so self absorbed?

LMFAO'd at "Bad day on Fortnite"

Hey lady’s, does the mansion and cars counterbalance their old man posture and middle school outfits?

"We're all competitive" *focuses on the pinball machine*

6:57 - The kid has a multi-million dollar mansion, super cars, but yeah, this little Ikea dresser that I put snacks and candy in... "coolest thing I have done in my entire life".....

They can't touch that wine wall bc they rent the house from someone else that said not to touch it..... They didn't purchase anything unless renting nowadays counts as purchasing

“Ford Viper” bruh I’m British and I know that’s a Dodge 😂

That name brand rant is so true. I got 6 $5 plain shirts from Target and a few $30 jeans from Target also and I’m happy with them. I maybe spent like $150 in total on clothes that will last me a couple years. Only name brand I obsess over if I’m being honest is Nike shoes because they’re the best. Besides that, I couldn’t care less about name brand clothing. I’m not a teenager anymore.

7:30 When Totino’s Pizza Rolls and Tostitos Tortilla Chips combine to form the Mega-Zord of snacks: “Tostino’s”

"my boyfriend was a Fortnite streamer and I had to live with his 4 creep gamer friends and the house was nice but so far away from anything and... "

“Ford Viper” oh noooooooo the third eye of truth has failed

Hahahaha the roast levels

6:52 dude I think most youtubers don't know how much RAM they have in their PCs without checking the reciept from the PC builder they hired to build it

"I want the ass blaster 9000 myself" lmfao you're too funny man

These guys, having no idea how to act genuine or convey honesty in any type of convincing way: “Ok im gonna be honest”

I found your content today man, and you’re just great lol appreciate your outlook on the current states of internet culture

“Fake Natty Tfue comes out of the sky and headshots you” I laughed way too hard😂

I really like that Philion's content is mainly banter and self-deprecation vs bullying people. The third eye is wholesome.

I’m not gonna lie I’ve never heard of the 1% club Until today 😂

Million dollar mansion and it still looks like unseasoned chicken inside

My girlfriend moved in, we will be making so much content....

During the ‘establishing shot’ he should have said “ So here we have our three super cars, but none of us actually drive”

Imagine building this mansion only to have fortnite kids end up living in it one day...

Who knew the real employers were 12 yr old fans

Your ads in video are always so smooth. If i ever start a business and start advertising I already know who to call.

"...The Louis Vuitton backpack so I can carry around my Gfuel wherever I go"

i love how kids that play a video game make infinitely more than most the people that made the game

bro just found your channel but you instantly became one of my favorite youtubers, straight up hilarious

Stumbled upon your account few days ago while looking up for dan bilzerian shit. Started watching a few more of your videos after that. And today, the moment you said rgb lights looked like a unicorn just busted a nut, I chuckled so hard I had to subscribe. Keep up the good work bro. Love from Malaysia.

Whoooah I remember Phil saying something like "my dream sponsorship would be from honey". You've made it, man, congrats

I'm addicted to your content! Been binge watching since the weekend!

I didn’t know I needed this kind of content, but thank you! 👍

You nailed the name brand lack of style thing bruh.

I have to believe that Phil made a purposeful “mistake” on calling it a Ford viper LMAO.

I instantly hated the guy with the glasses for doing that piano move. I mean you're saying Frank Sinatra himself played on that piano, have some decency my guy

This guy is my favourite RU-vid ever 😂 nobody even comes close to this guy's level of humour 😂 love from UK

"Everything you see here we paid for ourselves!" Yeah sure you did buddy, Imma need to see the title on that Lambo, that Dodge and that McLaren

When the outlaw motorcycle gangs confront you about your 1% shirt, you can tell them you play Fortnite

nice house, but that seems like a ripoff. the beroom is tiny and the design is lame. And the gaming room...i feel like everyone who posts his setup on reddit has better equipment

I LOVE THIS I ALWAYS LOVE WATCHING PHILLION

Just stumbled on your channel. Funny stuff man. Well done