The Absurd Way That Minecraft Was Beaten In Under 5 Seconds… 

I understand that this is not a particularly easy speedrun to understand, so this is a pastebin with answers to frequently asked questions. pastebin.com/uni2pwJY

My man broke the laws of physics and time several times and got confused when a skeleton hit him through a block 💀

And now we wait until someone is crazy enough to do an all advancements time travel speedrun

Scientists: arguing that time travel isn’t real SirPalmTree: I am four parallel universes ahead of you

This proves that Minecraft can be beaten before we find our first trees.

Holy shit these are some mega brain plays the fact that there are people even FINISH this category is amazing

For those who didn’t understand the premise of time travel, basically, the timer is always running: However, it is only SAVED at specific points, such as going into the end portal, exiting the game, or just every 5 minutes when running the game. He essentially avoided exiting the game and instead crashed the game without saving the timer each time it’s supposed to be saved, and that’s where the “time travel” category comes from. Every time he reloads the game, the game never saved, so it still thinks that the game has been running for 0.15 seconds, which is why the initial time stayed the same. This is also why he needed to pull these complex shenanigans in the end in order to minimize the time from when he rejoined the game, to when he entered the end portal. Sounds simple in practice, you just have to force quit the game every 5 minutes, but the real challenge of this category is figuring out how to save your items and beat the game without ever saving the world.

this got big brain really fast wtf

Mind blowing.

No way. He can beat the game under 5 seconds while I can't do it in 5 hours

Imagine having to retime that as a moderator

This is crazy how in fighting blazes he was like below average but still has one of the best times.

Alternate Title: "The Speedrun that actually takes much, much longer than a regular run, but no one cares 'cause the game's timer is drunk"

7:03 for anyone wondering why this happened, mobs can sometimes attack you through corners. it happens often enough that we're surprised how little known it is, even among people who seem to be very experienced with the game

2:12 the best out of character moment

11:22 Hold on, you're telling me that a mod actually retimed that entire run?

The explanation flew straight over my head. The dude is literally walking around in the world, how does this not count as in game time. Why does the IGT start then immediately freeze after each reload.

Well. Crap. I was impressed by the dude who beat Bedrock in like... five minutes, using mobile controls. But this? This doesn't require luck. This requires dedication, patience, and planning. I'm impressed.

Counting glitches you could speedrun bedrock 1.16.1 in under a second

This is the longest shortest Speedrun I have ever seen

Was the inifinite pearl hang actually helpful or is it just so it doesnt take loads of real time, becuase it cost 1.5 seconds of igt. Its obvious that spawning at the portal means less real time, but if he didnt do the infinite pearl hang, and walked from spawn every time, would he be able to shave of the 1.5 seconds used to set up the pearl hang?

The best part is, he's wearing an AMOGUS skin. Truly a genius.

Jesus man that’s more impressive than a regular any% run god damn

So, this run is even faster than the fastest most perfect TAS speedrun for MC. Interesting.

I remember messing with nbt explorer and having the game constantly start at the same place with the same loot (even after closing the game), apparently I time traveled

is there any realworld time travel used for speedruns yet?

Finally a new upload as good as they are any video after watching them 6 times gets boring time to watch this another 10 times thanks for the new upload curing my boredom :)))

Could someone explain why they couldn't have just gone through the portal at first, and had to do the whole pearl hanging trick.

This was INCREADIBLY interesting! Love the pikaJ content so much!

I appreciate the Secret Base sort of vibe in your teaching style.

7:09 *"once he left his house"* 😂

tysm for making a video on this ive been interested in this speedrun for awhile but had no clue how it worked

I have one last question: Do you want to end javaw.exe? You will lose any unsaved data. If you end a system process, it might result in system inability. Are you SURE you want to continue?

Just image you click on a random Speedrun video and see this man's run

These videos are so entertaining and binge able, I love your suttle humor and intriguing videos and narrations its really fricking amazing, i have watched almost all ur videos and am re watching some of them as well keep it up:)

This was super well put together and really entertaining, great video

This is the most brain requiring speedrun I have ever seen. I don't know how tf did you learn so much to do this video

it would also be interesting to see this about the fastest MC has been beaten in RTA. I think there is like a 29s glitched run on bedrock.

This is some great content, pikaJ poppin on youtube love to see it

Bro i love ur video so much GREAT work dude!!

one time my friends and I were playing manhunt and I went 0/15 before getting my first rod extending the game way longer than it needed to be. I didnt even know it was possible to be that unlucky...

“Beat the game in 5 seconds” The video being 13 minutes long:

Thanks for the good explanation it made it super easy to understand

Lovely video!! I actually haven't heard of this one and it was very nice to learn about!!

I legitimately believe this was an April fools video for at least half of watching it. I saw it wasn't uploaded on April 1st and just assumed that you were a tad late uploading, that is until I realized this wasn't a joke.

I don’t play mindcraft but this was an interesting speedrunning video. Good work on explaining the mechanics used to achieve this time

There needs to be a mod that just plays the end credits whenever you load the world for the first time so you best the game in 0.00 seconds

You made this video funny as hell keep it up

Imagine having a program too check the seed, and running it thousands of times a second. Then you find the best seed, and run the program until you find your perfect seed. The you get the WR

You're hilarious In this video cause you're a professional at commentary and telling people what is happening while being entertaining and simple to understand

Madma speedruner = madman comentator/editor. That was worth my time, and I'm kinda speedrunng my chores before going to sleep. Wish I could hang pearls like that irl, that would herlp my run

8:00 idk why “Absolutely Horrendous” cracked me up so much 😂

and the fact that this is harder than the regular speed run (i think)

This video was very fun to watch

Awesome! Love your videos (they make me laugh)

Just checked out your content, very nice job!

"We are leaving in 5 seconds" "Okay *beats Minecraft*" Ay hold up it took him over an hour

I can beat the game in 0 ticks by copy/pasting a complete save.

Had to watch the video twice because my brain is too smol.

Hella interesting, a topic I haven't seen anywhere before

someone needs to submit an intentionally impossibly unlucky speedrun as a troll

hi pikaJ, your content is amazing i never was so early please notice this lol i love the vids :D

Crazy stuff. Great video btw.

Congrats on 100k! ive been a viewer since 45k but that was on my school acount lol.

Maybe the fastest last

Sorry, but why is the timer just not running? He pauses the game, but when he unpauses, the timer should keep going right? Or is that the time travel aspect? You can play without world updates? Its interesting, it just loses all meaning when it relies on over an hour of setup

This is like watching physics classes all over again, really big brain really fascinating no way I'd be able to do it but holy shit Also the "do you see the village? I hope you do bc its on screen" joke made me laugh so much I just had to rewatch it :)

Weirdly excellent video, I wasn't expecting to be so impressed at 11:07 p.m. on July the 8th, 2022

Blaze drop was total opposite of Dream. Guy must be cheating !!!

This is hardly a speedrun, it's more like a IGT glitch exhibition. It took 5 times as long and only served to hang the in-game timer rather than actually run the game quickly. It's well done and this video explained it well but it should probably have it's own category

This is some super Mario 64 level crap that I was not prepared for.

Your videos are excellent, your content Worthy. Automatically LIKE-ing all your videos and ***SUBSCRIBED***

Am I wrong for thinking that that's not really a valid Speedrun if you're just gonna modify everything? You're then just setting yourself arbitrary boundaries to try and make it look real. Edit: I should add that I do think that this is fucking incredible and is testament to the sheer commitment and brilliance of the Minecraft and speedrunning communities! I just also have a controversial opinion when it comes to gatekeeping rEaL sPeEdrUnS or something. Damn maybe I'm retarded

Your videos are so interesting Pika!

what a unique way of speed running! very cool

dayum, this category really underrated, I don't understand how time travel category work, thanks for the explanation 🔥

"the fourth dimension is time" >proceeds to show a representation of spacial 4D nobody wins

Your video is really cool and complete! But just to tell you that the 4rth dimension isn't time man , there are links between time and a dimension where you can walk etc ! But anyway thanks a lot for your content, really awesome !

Best minecraft content hands down

The dedication is amazing it's unreal.

This is the most advanced bootleg run and I love it

Me: confused with basically everything SirPalmTree: My goals are beyond your understanding

Man spends an hour and a half to beat a game in less than 5 seconds

UR HUMOR IS AMAZING HAHAHAJWA

Marty it's perfect! You're just not thinking fourth dimensionally!

casually breaking the laws of physics is a normal part of minecraft

Bruh poor Curcuit out here taking only 12 min and 57 seconds in real time getting outplay by the equivalent of batman with infinite prep-time

The whole video my brain was somewhere else man

this is some doctor strange endgame bs

Nice video. Keep it up!

This video is a comedic masterpiece

Beautiful how the speed run was 5 seconds but someone made a 12 minute video about it

i gained so much knowledge from this

I like seeing different types of exploits and rules for controlling weird things like that

incredible stuff dude :)

I was watching your videos for the first time when you uploaded this.

this is one of your funniest videos lmao

The really crazy part is looking at the Real Time records of all the runners up in this category, they're all less than 15 minutes, while sirpalmtree has almost an hour and a half. He completely reinvented this speedrun.

"absolutely zero fu*ks were given by sir palm tree" BROO IMMA DIE LAUGHING

i love how, if we could applly this to real life, i could sleep until 12 am and still arive to school while not late