The Acolyte Get's WORSE! 

The Jedi who took the poison clearly had a premonition about this show and put himself out of his misery

Its amazing Disney somehow managed to make "Lesbian Space Witches" sound unsexy.

I already feel for Anna having to watch episode 3 next 😂😂😂😂

Godzilla had a story. What's even the point of Acolyte? To eff without weapons? To have witches chanting? No clue what it actually is about.

Master diabeetus could have worked if they just put some alien makeup/cosmetics on him. Most would assume that was just what his species is like

I made the right choice of not watching it

Great video. You brought up several issues I haven’t seen addressed elsewhere. 👍👍👍

I swear that Disney made the Jedi all look like Star Wars fans as a way for mockery. That's how Disney sees in the fandom.

What gets me is the room Torbin is in. It is more like he is in an open space in a hallway. The door is always open and there is a back way in that must be open as well. The dude is just out in the open. I would expect him to be in something that looked more like a room where I guy would go to be in solitude

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Don't watch it too much, it's not good for you, the stupidity is harmful.

You must react to Ep. 3! We need your response to the new “May the Force be with you” and “ This is the Way.”

An ice planet!? I thought it was _salt_ 🤪

Gotta say, this trend of videos not showing Anna's face kinda mirrors what they are doing to Star Wars. Removing the best stuff.😐

You just confirmed my belief that it's a cluster flop. Not gonna waist my money streaming it.

Lesley Headlamp or whatever needs to stick with being someone's assistant, cause she sucks at what she's doing now. TSWG your review of the 1st Acolyte episode was the best I've seen. I've looked forward to another and you didn't disappoint, thanks!

Don't think, just consume star wars. None of it has to make sense, it's Disney star wars and all it needs is D.E.I. Smilo-ren is a trans man, that's the big reveal 🤣

In the show, the guy she wants to kill is just around 8 - 10 years older than the twins. He is supposed to be 30 or younger. He was padawan, now it's something like 10 years later. They try to make him look like 40+. They can't even keep up with the age of their own characters. This guy should be in his prime now, the first years of his prime, late 20s, not old. It's a stupid show 🤦‍♂️

The whole show is like it's made by headless, female chickens. It's bad indeed 😂

I love TSWG's reviews. But I fear for the safety of the alien inside her if she continues watching The Acolyte.

Anna say "waaman" better than anyone 😂

Why Anna, why? Why do you do this to yourself and the alien? Keep away from it if you value your sanity. Anyway stay healthy and happy 😉

I really hate how lame looking they make the Jedi look. No kid today would want to pretend to be a Jedi. The fight scenes are really bad, too. Star Wars is not kung fu.

Oh, come now, HOW could it possibly get even worse??

So now we have Jedi Master Friar Tuck? "Say What!" - Sugarfoot Bonner - Lyric Love Roller Coaster

That was the Jedi B team in the show

Oh it's way dumber than that Anna 😂

Get’s worse->gets worse

I find your lack of security disturbing 😂

4:20 _"behold, force barber power"_

On the matter of the overweight jedi , its not bodyshaming mentioning it. Have you ever seen an overweight, tubby guy in the real shaolin temple? The old masters perhaps, but not the young bucks. The training wont allow it.

Forgive me for this spoiler... Episode 7 is the other flashback episode, the companion to the putrid episode 3. The jedi did nothing wrong. Dude had no reason to off himself, he did nothing wrong

The Alcoholyte

Anna on EFAP for the inevitable end of season discussion?

Stop reviewing this thing, Anna! Will no one think of the _alien?_

I know that's right.

Hey don't make fun of master juan ton . He is so powerful he can use the force and gravity at the same time .

A$$olite...it's the A$$OLITE, Anna!! 🤣🤣 But really Anna, thank you for doing what you do! BTW would TOTALLY love to collab on a live stream sometime if you're up for it! With Disney bolloxing up SO MUCH it's now down to us as fans to make better productions, and I along with a much bigger name SW youtuber and others are assembling to build one helluva production...THAT will be something to talk about!

SITH want to take a doodoo on star wars because it outs their evil plans...

They should have given him sauron's wig 😂

It gets even worse if you can believe that.

OMG, yes, did not realize that Torbin is played by the actor who portrayed Tommen in GoT 😱

Spoiler alert, it gets much much worse...!

Are my comments getting muted? WTF...YT hates me cuz I'm not w0ke...

FYI Star Wars Theory is Secretly a Jedi Knight!! 😎

I like to use game of thrones as a benchmark for going down the toilet, and this is a close comparison

How Jedi Tommen was able to become a jeadi knight and then a jedi master if he's been there meditating since the incident? When didi he aquire a padawan of his own to be called 'master'? How?

Tommen Baratheon/Lannister: It would be nice if someone in the show explained the meditation trance for ten years thing to explain why his hair, nails, etc weren't all ten years worth of growth while he's got a force shield around him. There's a padawan and the good twin right there who could ask about it, have Sol explain that it suspends or greatly slows all biological processes, or something really simple like that.

PARAPHRASED From the arguably best Star Wars in 30 years, Andor: “Wear their uniform and act like you belong, and they won’t even question your right to being there. They are too conceited to even IMAGINE that they could be fooled.” And to reinforce that…the Jedi Order has had close to a full millennium of Sith-free Galaxy. Even Yoda wasn’t alive when the Sith were a thing (AFATK).

Jedi are a naughty bunch stealing power and causes inconvenience 😂

Someone has been sterotyped as a self deleter.

@That Star Wars Girl Anna, my forehead hurts from the constant facepalming I do when I watch this show. The Jedi temple on the planet didn't look or feel like Jedi temple. And how Master diabetes treated the young girl so badly in an agressive manner...so unjedi like. And the absurd announcement of you are under arrest by the padawan when she was hovering the ship...My god, this is the worst bad show I have ever seen in such a long time. This is an embarrassment to DISNEY Star Wars.

500th like! Yay me. Drunk dirty dude, the creepy guy, love your nicknames "bro go take a shower"😂. It does get worse and then a little better. The predictable of the show is the worst part. The set in e3 alone probably cost most of the budget.

Also how did Torbin become a master by just floating? Anakin was an active Jedi fighting in wars and he was denied the level of Master for a time yet this guy just force meditates and he gets master status.

Wait till she hears the diss track lmao 🤣 😂

Its amandla she dont need the force she got diversity

Someone is cutting his hair and triming his beard...😂😂😂😂

Is that Hot Pie? The Jedi?

Good luck with the rest of this series. It gets waaaaaay worse.

The show is bad but... the content coming from you and several others talking about it has been gold and fun. The reactions are better then anything they could have put out.

Why is every clip I see of this so dark?!?! When did directors think it was better for the audience to not be able to actually see what was happening?

You are what you eat Anna

Be kind women, this show only have a budget of 180 million dollars.

She's probably thinking the jedi would succumb to the darkside and be arrogant and egotistical like *she* *would* so it supposedly makes sense because they "thought *it* *would* *never* happen" I *guarantee* *you*, that *is* the case because she thinks like a SITH based on her writing.

Walkin around like, Ohhoh. Lah da doo... haha

Anna: Re your comment at 21:50 - yes. By every logical process that I can render, by every accounting trick I am familiar with, yes. There is no other reason for "The Acolyte" to have been produced, completed and released other than to have it as a tax-grab to compensate for what "Inside-Out 2" is pulling in. Otherwise, it was simply for Kennedy to give Headland a vanity project, and for Headland herself to be able to lament how no one has, does or ever will appreciate this work of unrecognized genius.

So with the poison aspect they are probably getting ideas from indigenous tribes of the amazon that use poison arrow frogs to hunt prey with. So it is a thing

I don’t think the Jedi on Brendok were evil. They were just conflicted.

Spoiler alert! It does not get better, it gets much, much worse.

Wait till anna learns the reason underlying tomlens guilt. It will be mind blowing.

lol she's gonna flip when she gets caught up...

So someone made the explanation to me that, essentially, this is supposed to he the 'high republic' timeline. That this is supposed to he THE MOST de-militarized point for the Jedi, where they're barely more than glorified cops. They're basically untrained, and barely connected with the force themselves.

Why do you think a local Jedi Temple (?) in Poortown would need high security? Is B&E and burglary a big issue at a frikking Jedi Temple? They think Sith are a fairy tale, and they seem to think they have no natural enemies.

Questions for The Nepolyte Cast: Strong female protagonist (Osha)- why is she seduced to the dark side from a nude scene with a guy that just murdered her friends and kidnapped her to a different planet? Darth Love Sausage- congrats for being the most well endowed character in the franchise. I’m sure that will sell a bunch of action figures. Jedi Master Torbin- how did you even become a Jedi if all you want to do is go home after less than 2 months. Guess the galaxy be damned cause you miss your couch and TV. Also the times don’t add up. If you’re in your bubble for 10 years that means you went from Palawan to Master in 5 years. Sorry Anakin, this guys a better Jedi. Also, why drink the poison at all, if you didn’t do anything wrong? Jedi Master Trinity- how did you kill a dozen lesbian space witches using the force, but die to a single assailant in a bar fight? Jedi Master Squidgame- how come we’re so in-tune with our emotions, and not making logical decisions, IF WE’RE GNIKCUF JEDI !?! Jedi Master Nepotism- why are you bald when everything portrayed prior, shows Vernestra with purple hair, and a personality? Mother Aniseya- why on Earth would you turn into a demonic force-ghost at a time of tension, and not just say “Osha may leave if she desires”.

Disney and Lucasfilm, the high republic plot has been a disaster since day one. It failed in the comics. It failed in Jedi Fallen 2/Jedi Survivor. And now it failed in the Acolyte.

I'm sorry you're subjecting yourself to this.

Disney is woke trash !!! Somebody that loves star wars needs to purchase it from Disney and do a hard reset . Then come out swinging with the dark empire. I would spend money once again on star wars. Disney got me good with the abomination the force awakins,wallet got shut! Not spending hard earned money on garbage. Keep up the great work.

Can't wait for Anna to watch episode 3. She shud do a LIVE watch.

Oh...you're just on Episode 2. Like that Backman-Turner Overdrive song says, 'You ain't seen nothin' yet."

Well, he said that the poison stops acting in a couple of hours

He’s Darth Jack Sparrow 😂

It will get worse. Just wait until Episode 7 where we see in-depth what the Jedi did on Witch World. Basically they did nothing wrong, and everyone would be alive if the witches hadn't flipped their shit. And remember that they let apothecary dude off with a warning after admitting to being knowingly and willingly complicit in a murder. I'm guessing the writers couldn't think of any other way to get him out of trouble so he could be important later without giving away the (obvious) twist. It is a big steaming pile of incompetence, the entire series.

Anna's doing an amazing job enduring this garbage long enough to summarise and review for us.

Lesley Headland's twin is Drew Carey...

X-23 Padawan lookes like that chick who used to be in Die Antwerd lol

how worse? Kathleen is still in charge. It ain't going to change.

I want representation! Where's Jedi Knight Psoriasis?

Actually there are tribes that do hunt with poison tipped arrows and spears.

Im still sore about the carrie ann moss bait and switch . She and lee jung jae was the reason i was intially excited for the show. 'They' 😁 killed trinity off within 20 mins of the first episode and made lee jung jae act off a horrific script and around amatuerish actors. Btw IT OS MONEY LAUNDERING. (of you do some research about how maoney is laindered, it eill be pretty clear it is) . Its money laundering with a dose of virute signalling while theyre at it.

Master Diabetes? LMAO 🤣🍖🍔🍟🍕🍩🥤🥤🥧

Thank you for the review.

"Who wrote this show?" Nobody wrote this show. She let the actors' genius define the characters and drive the plot. I guarentee they probably shot the whole show 3 times because the actors' performances inspired major story changes.

from rumours, with the reshoots this series cost closer to 300 million!!!!!

Nice to see ya back in the swing of things.

Just a head up. When/if you get to episode 7, keep reminding yourself that Leslye Headland said that episode 7 is sympathetic to the Jedi and makes it understandable how they thought they were doing the right thing. If she hadn't said that, I swear you'd think it was written with the intent to smear the Jedi. This accomplishing the opposite of what was it was meant to do demonstrates how unskilled the writing is.

9:30 If one wants to hunt for food, poison is not the way to go. Me thinks Headlamp must have poisoned animals as a kid, plausibly.

The Force Is Strong With DRUNK3PO!! 😎

Well i hung out with the OG Star Wars Char Sunday

Are you serious, there is clearly a Jedi Master barber

so much truth here