The Advance Auto Parts Car Battery 

Foxworth sprinkled in was amazing. Ice cream paint job. Le Batard lecturing security by the pool also amazing.

Chris has really gone full throttle with this bit.

After the week/month of total depression, this absolutely hit the spot...I'm literally crying from laughing so much. The visual of a drink wielding Dan standing with a bouncing cartoon mascot battery in front of an outdoor bar, while scantily clad women are sitting at poolside in front of them, all on the set of First Take, might be the single best visual that ESPN has ever produced. If I ever buy a car, best believe I'm buying an Advance Auto Parts® battery for it. It's just a shame that Chris Cote missed out on the fun...thinking of you, dawg.

Man Chris exhausted a lot of jokes.

I lost it at Masvidal's reaction

"Kickin tires and lightin fires!" "Uh... yeah... I don't know..."

Best newest edition to the show ever I'd say of all time.

WHO GON BE RIDIN IN THAT SIX FO

This bit went into overdrive!

I'm The Battery. ESPN

This has been the best part of the show all week

Dan. First Take producer. Collision course. And if you need help with your car after a collision, visit Advance Auto Parts.

2:07 LMAO WHAT!?!?

That security guard is a Show Killer!!!

Vroooom vrooom vrooomm!!

"Liked" before viewing. No way i regret this like.

“Who it is D, who it gone be?” Hahahahahahahsjsjsjsjdjshhahshdhdhshahshahahhshshahahah

"Does the Advance Auto Parts Battery look like Adam Gase in happier times?"

I wish there was a love button!!

Need a bit once a week with the battery!!!!! Love it !!!!!! Make this happen!

I bet that's why ESPN fired Chris. So funny!

This has been gold all week

Chris didn't ask for any of this.......

The beginning of the end! Love this bleep!!

I HAVE A CHARGE!!!!

Let snort this all up

BEST HOUR EVER!

Dan should have been fined at 0:12

Fast and Furious jokes come fast Friday

Who knew you were watching the end of an era with this one…

Best character ever!

How much Hemi does it have???

the cotes are the funniest people alive

8:47 If Dan only knew what was going to happen to Chris years later.😂

I miss Fast Chris. What happened to him?

Dominique @ 2:07

Get off Dan’s Beach!!!

This show is the fuel I need to get through my day.

I hope they never pump the brakes on this segment

Instant 2020 Suey Award Winner: If it doesn't fit in a category, make up one!!! Dan "Do you know who I am?" LeBatard arguing to keep a battery costume that looks like a Black Gumby in the background of First Take = Legendary AND Priceless 👌🏽👍🏽

This guy really revved up the show with his under the hood analysis.

Fast Chris so underrated

Who gon be riding in that 64?!? 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣

Holy bleep if anyone ever accuses Chris of benefitting from nepotism again I’d present to you the 3-day replay of Advanced Oafoparts

The jazz hands are killing me 😂

This is my favorite Super Bowl week they've ever done. Masvidal's reaction to seeing the car battery had my crying.

“It’s a talking battery” For some reason Jorge saying this made me lol so hard

This was so hilarious to see on video

I now remember life in two ways: BB and AB Before Battery and After Battery.

If anyone asks me why I love this show, I'm just going to send this video with no further explanation.

When Dan asked how he felt on a scale of 1-10, I was really hoping Chris would say he was somewhere between a 10 and 2

You should dispose of that car battery safely and legally in the ocean. It's thrilling and it provides valuable electricity to sea life.

Man, that first take segment really took a turn

This talking battery all week has revved me up! It made me feel like a freshly changed cabin air filter

Candy painted Slab. Didnt realize the battery was from H town. Nice

Can we please send the battery to marlins opening day and try and get as close to Jeter as possible

Justice for Chris cote

Thank you life for bringing me this show

Peanut butter on the interrurr

I'm glad this is posted... while listening today my imagination was running on fumes

Such a great idea of all involved to do this. Only thing that could have made it better was the car battery actually being on radio row.

The swaying and jazz hands were always freakin hilarious

My level of nervousness would've gone from 0 to 60 in 5.2 seconds.

Keep the battery!

6:20 Mike “Dan’s in a happy place” right as a security guard walks up

This is why Dan has the absolute best show ever. Lmfao

They gotta bring this back lol

Only 37 seconds in, and I spit out my coffee while laughing. Miami native living in SW Ohio. Any other listeners around me?

Brilliant!!!

I wonder what the car battery thinks about the James Corden Carpool Karaoke news. It definitely Escaladed quickly.

“It was more street than I expected it to be” 😂

3:10 mark gets me every time

Thank you for capturing this for posterity. I thought it was a fever dream

When everybody is firing on all cylinders like this, Dan can just kick back and put the show on cruise control.

I'm really going to miss Chris.

That battery is the best athlete on the show!

Miles teller doesn’t get the show

And then Chris Cote got fired and the rest is history

So great

Didn't Dan say he was gonna destroy the costume on air? I kind of love it to much but it may be fun if Dan gets inventive with his anger.

They recanted this story on the show this morning and I had to rewatch this excellent montage. Thanks so much for putting this together!

Jorge Masvidal 🤣

What's the battery with you?

He was such an MVP in that costume

Damn, dianna russini

God I love this show 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Hopefully we’ll get to have Super Bowl week this season.

”Do you know who I am!”- Roy viva la shipping container!

Miss this bit