The Airport Incident 

Once when I was little airport security cut open my teddy bear to see if it had drugs in it.... They still owe me a new one. It's been 10 years

Why did he say me and my friend Phil like we all know who Phil is

And before you went to Australia you nearly blinded yourself

too bad you didn't have your pistachio muffin there to comfort you

once my mum got stopped and they accused her of having a 'terrorist weapon' And when they searched her bag it was a mascara

'Me and my friend phil' Dan if we know you, we know phil.

this woman on the plane asked me "did you have a good christmas" and i couldn't hear her and i thought she said "do you want more food" so i said no

well at least you weren't deported to the bahamas or missed your flight

I once rode around on the luggage conveyor belt.

At the peak of my terrorist career at age 1, I got my stuffed dog confiscated at the airport because security was severely afraid it was a bomb.

I like how throughout the years "my friend Phil" became simply "Phil"

Dan : oh yeah Phil can you like pull me out of the screen and say that you need me to drop my pants Phil: uhhhhhhhhhh what? Dan : it's for a video

When I was little I used to collect teddies and I had them all in a bag, I had to go through security and they had to take the bag off me... Obviously I was attached to these teddies and I thought they were gonna take them away from me forever, so I screamed and kicked the security guy in the nuts.

He's gone from "My friend phil" To "My companion here" Or "A baking minion"

I understand no one is gonna read this but when I was three I was going to WalT Disney World and my family decided to fly so we were going through airport security and I was so scared I yelled out every SINGLE thing I had done wrong in my life. Yup.

*"me and my friend Phil"* umm we know who Phil is

Wow Dan.. The Airport Incident + I nearly blinded myself + Bahamas Travel Disaster

I was going from Birmingham to Boston and It was like 1 am America time so I was full awake and me and my dad were waiting for our luggage and I was bored so I took out my sudoku book and blasted music in my ears and started doing puzzle after puzzle and it got to a point where I had done about 30 puzzles when someone tapped my shoulder. I looked up, expecting it to be my dad, but it was a fucking security guard. The rest of the place was empty. MY DAD HAD GOTTEN THE SUITCASE AND FORGOTTEN ABOUT ME FUCK YOU FATHER

When I had just turned 12, I was walking arund an airport carrying my baby brother waiting for my step-dad to get off the plane. My baby brother only new three or fur words, so he called me "Ma" Well a bystander came over to me and started yelling at me about how he hated seeing teen mothers and how I was going to ruin the babies life because I had no future and should give it up. I was 12.

I'm Australian and when I was ordering from a caffe, I was trying to have a British accent and... They caught me

**Gets notepad** **Writes down what Dan says** **Gets to "Write down everything I say and do none of those things."** Well crap. **Burns notepad and shouts at a blind guy**

My stepsister was moaning about the frequent security checks so she decided to shout 'what's with all these checks? It's not like I've got a bomb or anything?!' She laughed as they handcuffed her and took her away to strip-search her.

"It really inspired me to make the most out of this RU-vid thing, so I will." *posts 3 videos a year*

A security gaurd pulled me aside and because i had a water gun and he thought it was a freakin weapon

When I was seven our plane stopped in Dubai for fuel. My dad was a heavy smoker, and had been without a cig for 5 hours, he was getting angry and shouting at a woman behind a desk. My older brother had just made me watch the film "team america" My mum was trying to keep us under control and my dad from being arrested. Young-me found a security guard, who was like 6"7 and had a machine gun. I go up to him. ME: Scuse me?! HIM: Yes? ME: Is this the middle east? HIM: Uhhh, yes?? ME: So, are you a terrorist then? My mum almost fainted, the guard looked like he'd rather be in the middle of a piranha lake and my brother couldn't stop laughing.

when I was about 11, I was on a plane and the lady in front of me was fixing her weave, and somehow it flew through the aisle and of course, me being the only Natalie I know how to be, I said "OH NO, ITS A TUMBLE-WEAVE!" Then the lady in front of me turned around and glared at me like she was gonna kill me. Good going, Nat!

"Have you ever been involved in genocide?" I'M SO SORRYYYYYYY I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL TORIELLLLLL

When I was going to Spain about 3 years ago, I was walking down the hallway when a large crowd of people & photographers were walking past me going in the opposite direction. I ignored it because it was so loud until afterwards I found out that it was Harry Styles on his way to London.....I was literally 7 meters away from my idol and didn't know

"So me and--" A. My friend Phil B. My friend Phil C. My friend Phil D. Susan

2:43 little does he know, this will be the title of his 2022 tour.

The only thing more mind-implodingly chill than dan with a mustach is totoro with a mustach

Print screen Print screen Print screen We're all doomed.

THE VERY LAST FEW SECONDS OF THE ENTIRE VIDEO OMFG MY EYES ARE JUST SWEATING

When I was like 7 I had to fly to Pennsylvania from Florida alone, and there was a flight attendant to like escort me or whatever. Anyway, I fell asleep on the flight and had a nightmare I was drowning and when I woke up I inhaled and exhaled very loudly. I didn't talk do to severe anxiety so they thought I was having an asthma attack. Since I don't have asthma, they couldn't find an inhaler and everyone was panicking. Then this lady threw an inhaler at the flight attendant and she like shoved it down my throat. Long story short, I scared an entire plane full of people because of a reoccurring nightmare. Yay me *insert slightly disgusted person giving a thumbs up here*

I've been watching your vids for about 2-3 hours

Brief reminder that dans grandma has watched this

My brother made a bomb joke in security and we had to cancel our vacation because they wouldn't let us on the plane.

And years later he nearly got blinded before he went to Australia, got sent to the Bahamas, and almost missed his flight to vidcon. Flights are just aren't for Dan

There were signs everywhere at the airport saying that children under twelve don't have to go through the scanners. I went in a full body scanner wearing Harry Potter pyjama's and the security woman asked me if I was over the age of twelve. I'm almost sixteen. What made it worse is that she tried to play it off by saying that I will look twenty one by the time I'm thirty XD

once i got caught in TSA for having a small bottle of water in my pocket **sigh**

Am I the only one who gets really anxious walking through the security scan? Like I have nothing on my but I'm always so paranoid that a knife is going to magically teleport into my pocket right when I walk through and I'll get arrested. No joke I'm that paranoid.

'You know my friend Phil, who I was travelling with?'

He says my friend Phil as if we didn't know who the friend was 😂

Once my dad was stopped while going through and he was stopped because his belt buckle was made out of metal..

Once when I was about 8 I was looking out of a plane window and we went through some clouds and the planes wing kept disappearing and because I was 8 and a complete dumb ass I didn't know it was because of the clouds I started screaming" the planes wings come off help help its come off we're all going to die" and I sent the entire plane into full panic mode . Some people were screaming some were even crying most were getting of life jackets on even the staff were panicking. Then we came out of the clouds and I said "oh never mind its come back we can stop panicking now " and all I got was evil death stares but all I did was smile so im gunna burn ib hell......

once I brought a baby bottle pop with me in the airport, and for some reason I always take the wrapper off of them, so we had to wait because they thought it was cocaine

OMG HOW HAVE I NEVER HEARD THAT ENDING BEFORE DANIEL I CRY

I once got called aside at an airport when I was 11 and I was so scared because my mum watches those airport shows where they search you and stuff, so they searched my bag and I terrified until they pulled out my pringles and said "oh, never mind."

I went on the plane one time and noticed a bird sitting in the seat across from me...I wish I was joking. It was eATING THE SEAT

Dan referring to Phil as his 'friend' lol

i forgot i had scissors in my hand luggage

Once I was at the airport waiting to pick up my grandma, and I thought I saw her, so I ran up to her, yelling "Grammy Grammy!" I hug her from behind, and she turns around, and I don't know who this chick is. I just walked away slowly.

I was walking with my mum and sister in the airport and a man behind my was carrying a bag of tennis balls and his friend knocked him and he said "I've dropped my balls because of you" and my mum turned around and said "Your so fucking disgusting!" And then saw the balls on the floor and just walked away. *facepalm*

ME AND MY FRIEND PHIL OMG

"Have you ever been involved in Genocide?" **remembers Toriel, Undyne, Papyrus and all the little monsters I killed** Me: no... okAY I REGRET IT I DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL THEM

“we’re all doomed” foreshadowing

His little cringe at 3:55 I want to cry

OMG. Was Dan's American accent REALISTIC in this video? Omg!

"my friend phil"

me when someone asks me what dan’s most recent solo tour is called: 2:44

I fell up the steps to get on the airplane and my family were laughing to much to help. Thanks mum! 😂😂

one time i was walking with my mom in the airport and i just looked away for a minute while still walking, for about 10 minutes i was following my mom, the my 'mom' looked back at me and i noticed it wasn't my mom, it was some random lady that i had been following around for about 10 minutes. yeah that was a tough one to explain to the security when they had to find my mom.

Nonchalant Dan chewing gum made me laugh so hard I almost crafted xD

WE’RE ALL DOOMED

Everytime I go to an airport I make the same mistake of wearing converse, causing the metal detectors to go off

... I still have that notepad that says everything I shouldn't do, Dan. After four years I still have it.

i love how at 2:28 when Phil grabs Dan's collar he is being really careful not to touch Dan's neck becasue he knows he hates it >.<

this is why you almost blinded yourself. IT ALL CONNECTS.

this video was so long ago and I doubt anyone will read this, anyway, I was at the airport with my friend and our flight was delayed, so we got some hot chocolate from some crappy machine.. so this hot chocolate was so bad, it was so thick and disgusting. We sat down and I said- well this looks like diarrhea.. and my friend said- ikr, like freaking 2 girls 1 cup all over again. Next to us was a mother and a little boy and he says, mommy whats 2 girls one cup? And the mom just turnd around and gave us the worst death stare.

I remember when I was 10 and I was going through security. this lady was patting me down (like normal) and then when she touches my side pocket of my hoodie she feels a packet... I quickly tried to explain to her that they were love hearts(sweets) as I tried to take it out she was like ' nah you're alight they're only sweets' SHE LITERALLY NEVER EVEN CHECKED IF I WAS LYING!! she was just like 'on your way,miss'

once my sister went through the scan thingy right after my dad. The lady is just like, "Go with your husband." That is all i need to say

when I was 9 I was so scared to go o the escalators I cried... alot

Who knew that ten years ago, Dan told us the name of his tour. (2:44)

Dan: smacks his gums* me: PLEASE STOP

5 years later.. he encountered another Airport / Bahamas related incident.

Going through Mexican transportation is terrifying. They look at you like you did something wrong the whole time when you're walking into the airport off the plane. And then these these people who run up to you and try to sell you stuff near the exit and you have to either A) run. B) ignore them (very difficult) C) glare at them until they back away from you slowly holding their hands up in surrender. (I took C bc I'm THAT bitch)

I'm always terrified when I go through the US passport control... and i'm an American.

Woah at around 0:18 there was just a random frame of Dan. I managed to catch it and now I feel complete.

I once was walking down town complaining that my leg hurt.. next thing a guy in a wheelchair WITH NO LEGS WHATSOEVER rolled past me and just looked at me with disdain..yay

dan has gone from "my friend phil" to "my literal soulmate"

Who else is watching in 2015 ? 🎉 And having a Danathon . 💗

Okay but I just realized Dan's American accent in this video and wow

Well done Dan. *slow clap*

I GOT THE CAROLINEDARE SONG AD AND IM LITERALY CRYIGG I FEEL SO ARTACLRD BUT IT IS SO RELATABLE. I WOULDN'T HAVE MET MY GIRLFRIEND WITHOUT THOSE TWO. I STILL WOULD BE DEPRESSED AND SAD SO OKAY MCR VOICE IM NOT OKAY UGH

One time in an airport, my mom got us food before the plane and was VERY explicit in telling us to not get anything on the floor.... five minutes later, her food is all over the floor. We all laughed our heads off because she'd warned us but had been the one with the spill.

The first time I was on a plane I thought a cloud talked to me and the guy siting next to me said clouds can't talk and Santa isn't real, he ruined my life with 7 words

I live in Sydney and I was travelling to Queensland and we put our bags on the metal detector thing and the guy was like "This bag has a pair of scissors in it!" So we threw them in the bin and put it through the scanner again. The guys then sighed and said "There is a another pair of scissors in the bag!" so we took them out and THEN THERE WAS ANOTHER PAIR LIKE FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL MY BROTHER IS SO DUMB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel like we should tell him about 2017

One time was was cussing and fangirling really loudly because one if my favorite youtubers, pewdiepie, saw my DM I send to him. I didn't know my mom was home.

I am going to the airport soon. Alone. And I'm 12. And I'm nervous... Dan help!

When my family went to Disney World my dad put his backpack in the scanner... and it went off... So they took him in this room... Wiped off his hands with something and locked him in a glass box until they realized that it was his book light that had set off the machine... But as he was standing there in this box being the great family we are we all made faces at him through the glass😂😂

2:44 YOOOOO

Dan: you'll never take me alive Me: 🎶'Cause we, all want to party when the funeral ends ba ba ba, ba ba ba🎶

One time when I was at airport security, I couldn't figure out why I wasn't allowed through the metal scanner (because I had already taken all my things out of my pockets and stuff). So after about 20 minutes, I found out that there was a nickel in my shoe and I had no idea where it came from. So yeah, my family and I ended up missing our flight.

Try canadian airports. Stuffed animals dressed like canadian mounties in every corner. Seriously another burger king? Did that guard just call me pretty?

2:44 he said the thing guys

I absolutely hate that feeling when you just started flying or about to land and you feel this pain in your ears, its a freking needle going inside your ears, happened to me the first time i went on a airplane

my sister is afraid of dogs and we were going on holiday to Australia , we were waiting in the security line when a beagle came up next to her and sniffed and as a reflex..... She kicked him

Lol, I recently subscribed and I have to say that watching these videos is sometimes more entertaining than watching TV... Thanks man, and keep up sharing your nice personality and anecdotes with us =)

Why is nobody talking about 2:29?!