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The alky office worker - Chewin' the fat 

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@brianallan9841
@brianallan9841 Год назад
"I drink too much. Way too much. I gave my doctor a urine specimen. There was an olive in it!" - Rodney Dangerfield.
@-robster-robster-
@-robster-robster- 11 месяцев назад
What ?someone step on a duck?
@bigcrispyhied
@bigcrispyhied 5 лет назад
I once worked with a guy who was a chronic alcoholic, so bad that he could 'see' electricity running through cables. (alcoholic psychoses I'd imagine) pleased to say I met him many years later and he'd turned his life around and was a councilor for alcoholism.
@KillCrazyTHN
@KillCrazyTHN 4 года назад
Happy ending. Props to the guy.
@pauljordan4452
@pauljordan4452 4 года назад
A counsellor. Brilliant.
@davidholgate5472
@davidholgate5472 3 года назад
Probably came as a shock to him too 😂😂
@unclemaca
@unclemaca Год назад
lightweight Man get it down you
@paulmontgomery6702
@paulmontgomery6702 4 года назад
Without the laughter track this is actually really tragic
@Vegan123
@Vegan123 4 года назад
Spot on
@seankelly378
@seankelly378 13 дней назад
The difference between horror scares and comedic jokes is music
@LuckyOwl_
@LuckyOwl_ 2 года назад
2:28 The hand gestures and mannerism are top notch. Can’t stop laughing every time! 🤣
@rabw07
@rabw07 8 лет назад
The mannerisms are spot on!
@MegaMorve
@MegaMorve 8 лет назад
+rabw07 -Greg Hemphill is from my city..Montreal! her aces it all the time.
@rabw07
@rabw07 8 лет назад
+Morven Kane He is from Springburn Glasgow
@MegaMorve
@MegaMorve 8 лет назад
+rabw07 He left Glasgow when he was 12 and spent the rest of his life here in Montreal before going to Glasgow University. I know someone who went to school with him here in Montreal.
@shugaroony
@shugaroony 8 лет назад
Aye he has a decidedly Canadian twang in his voice when he gets interviewed. Can't wait for the new season of Still Game, its been too long!
@genericwhitemale6089
@genericwhitemale6089 5 лет назад
@@MegaMorve yeah.... so he isnt from your city. he is from glasgow...
@revengenerd1
@revengenerd1 4 года назад
I had an alki University lecturer, he was great to be around and apart from sleeping in his car and coming in unshaven and messy dressed he seemed in control of his addiction and didn't let it affect his work, he did a year or two later clean up his act and he was still a nice guy just not quite as good in his work, a rare occasion when drink seemed to do good for him (though not his health)
@ShaneFlett
@ShaneFlett 2 года назад
Normal
@neildoherty1501
@neildoherty1501 2 года назад
no such thing as a functioning alcoholic
@revengenerd1
@revengenerd1 2 года назад
@@neildoherty1501 Disagree, it depends on how it takes over their life.
@grantkerr8298
@grantkerr8298 2 года назад
@@neildoherty1501 What a daft statement. If someone is a daily drinker, yet able to competently navigate their job, or marriage, etc... that's literally what the expression "functioning alcoholic" means. There - are - many - such - people. Millions of people in human history have embodied the definition. The state can exist without you having to laud it. Most great art was produced by functioning alcoholics. Churchill was functioning alcoholic. Charles Kennedy was when he gave his speech on the Iraq War. By the end of his life: he was a dysfunctional alcoholic. Obviously - although you wouldn't have the baws to say it - you mean that all alcoholics aren't functioning people. You're implying alcoholism negates humanity. It doesn't. Get tae f__k with that creepy, sobriety cult patter. Find something else to boost your self-esteem. We do get it, though: drink is bad. Round of applause, buddy. Drink is bad and you'll outlive us all.
@brianallan9841
@brianallan9841 11 месяцев назад
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink infront of a mirror." - Rodney Dangerfield.
@beefchops1400
@beefchops1400 7 месяцев назад
LMAO
@HeatherSpoonheim
@HeatherSpoonheim 3 года назад
Imagine how sloshed he'd be if he began telecommuting.
@brianallan9841
@brianallan9841 Год назад
"When i read about the evils of drinking, i gave up reading." - Henny Youngman.
@TRASHoftheTITANS
@TRASHoftheTITANS 6 лет назад
2:49 "S'funneh!" That gets me every time :D
@seanjosephhayes
@seanjosephhayes 5 лет назад
TRASHoftheTITANS Was just about to comment that quote 😂😂😂 Brilliantly timed instead of rushing that part of the sketch!
@bam-skater
@bam-skater 2 года назад
My pals call me the Excorcist....every time I visit them their spirits disappear.
@TheRedleader01
@TheRedleader01 Год назад
lol-gonna use that line myself pal 😉🤣🤣🤣
@BlahDBlahDBlah
@BlahDBlahDBlah 3 года назад
As an alcoholic with over a decade in recovery, I find these sketches funny - in a blackly humorous, too close to the truth kind of way.
@jarl16ninety85
@jarl16ninety85 3 года назад
Your a scarf in the automin kind eh guy eh?
@judet5426
@judet5426 3 года назад
@BlahDblah I've worked with people and known people personally who have been dealing with alcoholism, it's clearly really difficult. Congratulations on 10 years + sober, keep well 👍
@biggiesmalls5895
@biggiesmalls5895 2 года назад
@@jarl16ninety85 wit ? Mate that doesn’t even make sense
@CurtScorpion325
@CurtScorpion325 2 года назад
Take a drink
@scumbaggo
@scumbaggo Год назад
Aye, im still an all day drinker but want to make a change soon. Its just too much damn fun man, and all you ex-whatevers do is talk about how you DONT drink all day. Fuck man its hard to want to come to that side, health benefits be damned.
@circomnia9984
@circomnia9984 Год назад
I knew a guy like this once at a place I worked. Came round my house one day. I don't drink myself, but am always getting bottles of drinks from friends and relatives for birthdays etc, so I have quite the selection of expensive bottles in gift packaging on a cupboard. I left him alone for maybe one minute at one point when I had to go pee. He managed to get a bottle of whiskey down, out of the packaging, drank literally half the bottle, put it back on the shelf in its packaging before I was back. Didn't notice it at first, because I didn't expect he would do something like that. Not sure if he's still alive, since I moved to another town shortly after for a better job, but I have my doubts. I wasn't even really mad. Just sad that somebody could get that bad. Felt really sorry for him.
@derekmatthew2921
@derekmatthew2921 5 лет назад
I had a school teacher who used to inject whiskey into his oranges 🍊 knightswood senior secondary 1970 Glasgow
@derekmatthew2921
@derekmatthew2921 4 года назад
Bubbles DeVille happy days ha ha
@vikramadoddamani
@vikramadoddamani 4 года назад
Wow .. that’s calendars back..
@dingdong3482
@dingdong3482 4 года назад
I had a teacher who injected it into his plums ....ouch
@tonyg3488
@tonyg3488 4 года назад
My teacher injected heroin into his whiskey then ate a orange to conceal the smell, he was a right plum
@Jacko-nc3bs
@Jacko-nc3bs 4 года назад
Keep a half bottle in my bag when I'm at a client's house
@dashound6457
@dashound6457 6 лет назад
Brilliant stuff fae the boys still game gets all the plaudits and rightly so,chewin the fat was so funny aswell ford n greg are really talented guys top notch comedy
@ACM-sp1gh
@ACM-sp1gh 4 года назад
The good days of TV
@adamsteele6148
@adamsteele6148 3 года назад
Jim Lahey thanks you
@shawnthompson2303
@shawnthompson2303 2 года назад
RIP Lahey
@davidjames1881
@davidjames1881 5 лет назад
Absolutely brilliant
@BobBob-uv9fq
@BobBob-uv9fq 2 года назад
The orange is a real thing ,guy used to do it when I was in the raf
@develynseether4426
@develynseether4426 4 года назад
I used to have a drinking problem....then I found the drink and its nae longer a problem!
@stephenking395
@stephenking395 5 лет назад
I used to LAUGH at stuff like chuwinfat comedy (DRUNKS).. not realising I'm an ALCOHOLIC . and can see the humour in what PEOPLE see funny ..but. not funny for me. I've been SOBER 9yrs and thank HP and many others like me.. God bless
@timprice1106
@timprice1106 4 года назад
Congrats man, keep up the hard work
@jayisaway1516
@jayisaway1516 4 года назад
BIG JOCK KNEW HE KNEW SWEEP SWEEP fuck off, not funny that’s a serious thing
@davegonnaway6007
@davegonnaway6007 4 года назад
Ah so you got better by drinking brown sauce then
@xr6lad
@xr6lad 3 года назад
Did writing fiction help you get off the juice? I loved Pet Semetary.
@judet5426
@judet5426 3 года назад
@Stephenking congratulations, keep well 👍
@hensonlaura
@hensonlaura 8 лет назад
Ha. Ken is very like Daniel Day Lewis' portrayal of Christy Brown in "My Left Foot".
@seanjosephhayes
@seanjosephhayes 5 лет назад
Random Female thought the exact same myself!!
@hashmasterflash3951
@hashmasterflash3951 5 лет назад
Random Female probably got the idea from that
@develynseether4426
@develynseether4426 4 года назад
Can tell its fiction. No jock would be that bladdered from one wee bottle of whiskey. 🤣
@alfredroyal3473
@alfredroyal3473 2 года назад
This is British Rail, Buchanan House in the early 1970s.
@CollinZaffke
@CollinZaffke 2 года назад
Hey that orange idea, never thought of that....🤔
@ScratchyBaws
@ScratchyBaws 9 месяцев назад
If anyone can do an Alky well it's a Scotsman and yes i'm a Scotsman too. 😉
@Phil-Sands
@Phil-Sands 2 года назад
I had an employee who used to syringe vodka into oranges and eat them at work.
@richees22
@richees22 2 года назад
😮
@markpirie1986
@markpirie1986 Год назад
😂❤🎉😅 That's my dad with the vodka and oranges 🍊 🤣 🤪 but his name's keith, not Ken. Can work all the hour's on and on, even when we were abroad in the 90s, 2000s, he'd still do his joinery homeroom jobs. But the alcohol is taking its toll 😢
@jodistewart4095
@jodistewart4095 6 лет назад
This is my favorite and so funny 😂
@TokyoJoe703
@TokyoJoe703 4 года назад
I work with a guy that drinks 4 pints every lunchtime Monday to Friday, goes home every evening and has bottle of wine, and drinks heavily every wknd, he says he hasn’t got a problem, what do u think?
@alexgroushko3142
@alexgroushko3142 3 года назад
I think it’s fine.
@Shorty_Hutch
@Shorty_Hutch 3 года назад
Thats too well organised tobe a problem! Seriously tho yeah thats really bad
@xr6lad
@xr6lad 3 года назад
I think that ‘guy’ is actually you Tokyo Rose.
@therealdeal9698
@therealdeal9698 2 года назад
I’ve got a drink problem, two hauns an only wan mooth
@iainmair485
@iainmair485 2 года назад
I wouldnae say the boys gote ah drinkin’ problem, but he’d sup whiskey through a shitey cloot.
@shugaroony
@shugaroony 8 лет назад
Hehe, can't imagine those sketches getting past the censors now with everything gone too pc these days.
@ConnorMcCartney95
@ConnorMcCartney95 6 лет назад
Saltire There's no swearing here. Burnistoun could've done it.
@beefchops1400
@beefchops1400 2 года назад
Funny as hell…lol
@TraitofSiNN727
@TraitofSiNN727 4 года назад
Minds me of an employee I once worked with....
@MoAlhulail
@MoAlhulail 10 лет назад
We had a teacher like that in Perth
@Bansidhe
@Bansidhe 7 лет назад
Erchie Hogg?
@Mr_Makina
@Mr_Makina 5 лет назад
Our tech teacher turned out to be a Charlie sniffer
@kyleclark8064
@kyleclark8064 3 года назад
A tech teacher called my McAuliffe?
@krashd
@krashd 2 года назад
I had a tech teacher we called Penfold because he was tiny and bald with glasses.
@neildoherty1501
@neildoherty1501 2 года назад
of course you did
@jimgemmell9386
@jimgemmell9386 3 года назад
Pity there's no more episodes 😀😁
@noeditbookreviews
@noeditbookreviews Год назад
This is pretty sad.
@pacorro361
@pacorro361 5 месяцев назад
it's official Scottish people are funny
@johnscott755
@johnscott755 2 года назад
Funny Skit...Loving goodness...between mates...good people...worse sins than alcohol...like being a turncoat, disloyal...none of that here...drinking finds its level...genetics are strong... John Scott
@georgedonaldson1516
@georgedonaldson1516 2 года назад
Lovin that red nose.
6 лет назад
More sad than funny
@MsJobbyjabber
@MsJobbyjabber 5 лет назад
Newtus minder so is your ma
@allwrighty100
@allwrighty100 5 лет назад
@Newtus minder Yeah I agree, it's true satire I guess.
@MsJobbyjabber
@MsJobbyjabber 5 лет назад
Andy F proud junkie yes, love the Charlie but tramp no.
@georgerichardson7728
@georgerichardson7728 5 лет назад
Most humour is , in a strange way
@ma3mc3mu-X
@ma3mc3mu-X 4 года назад
Seriously, how does he not hear him drinking?
@SuperDougie89
@SuperDougie89 5 лет назад
Ooooft. Old style 10 year old macallan. Be worth abit of coin that now. £500 easy.
@SuperDougie89
@SuperDougie89 4 года назад
@Have-a- Cigar try 500
@danielhenderson6471
@danielhenderson6471 4 года назад
500 quid for a 10 year old macallan!!!! Fuck sending u oot for the shopping!!!! 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️😱😆😆😆
@SuperDougie89
@SuperDougie89 4 года назад
@@danielhenderson6471 its the old style that was discontinued years ago. Look it up.
@PredatorsGolfChannelUK
@PredatorsGolfChannelUK 4 года назад
I used to find this funny when I had no problems etc. But now not do much it brings o it the emotions in me. Although I'm not an alcoholic have developed a dependancy on perscription drugs and can not get off them. The worst but about it is it wasn't self inflicted just following doctors orders and now can't get off them and it's affecting my life. Alcoholics don't go out there to be alcoholics usually stress and pressure does it to them and it's not because they want to drink none stop to them it's like medication it numbs the pain of a bad past or stress and really it shouldnt be laughed at. Many good people I know have had problems con it off medication and also alchol. For me now I find this so hard to laugh at as prescription drugs have destroyed a year and a half o my life and are still destroying it for maybe a year or so more through no fault of my own. I don't want sympathy just and people to realise sometimes stuff like this can cause pain for some people who have these problems
@SuperDougie89
@SuperDougie89 4 года назад
Hope you get better soon pal.
@lucabrasi3964
@lucabrasi3964 4 года назад
Aye mate hope you get better soon 👍
@bigsteve1664
@bigsteve1664 3 года назад
I developed an Oxy dependency after donating a kidney so know what you're feeling. If you need any advice or just a chat let me know mate.
@user-ct1vo2sd3v
@user-ct1vo2sd3v 3 года назад
.it's more than do with the fact he thinks he's hiding it but everyone knows,that's what's funny about it. I think most people have known someone like Ken Or they've been like him!
@bobharmon8834
@bobharmon8834 2 года назад
My life's a joke right now been drinking for 3 weeks straight to get over how bad it is, I can confirm it's stress and money worries. I don't even want to be with my partner anymore because of how embarrassing my behaviour has been which makes me drink more. I always used booze as a coping mechanism but it was never this bad and I can't see a way out for me now. Just thought I'd say because seems like we are all going through some really rotten shit.
@jr5389
@jr5389 6 месяцев назад
I don’t Find this Funny…Because I worked with a Guy, an Engineer who Had This Problem Almost lost a hand 🤚 one day… However I like Other Sketch…. 👍🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😎
@antonyhobbs1144
@antonyhobbs1144 3 года назад
I found this sketch in bad taste, having a close relative die of completions from alcoholism.
@grahamek86
@grahamek86 3 года назад
You need to get over yourself. Literally any aspect of humour could be in "bad taste" and compared to a real life death example. If you didn't like it, you could have scrolled on.
@xr6lad
@xr6lad 3 года назад
Yet another neurally precious person. You ok with the sun coming because some people die during the day time? Or cars because some get killed by them?
@antonyhobbs1144
@antonyhobbs1144 3 года назад
@@grahamek86 You callous bastard
@judet5426
@judet5426 3 года назад
@@antonyhobbs1144 sorry for your loss ❤
@antonyhobbs1144
@antonyhobbs1144 3 года назад
@@judet5426 Thanks It was my big brother he died last July. When we went back to watch our favourite football team the other week he wasn't there sitting next to me tried everything stop bursting into tears
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