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The All Stars 8 Milkshake Bonanza 

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@neoncapricorn
@neoncapricorn Месяц назад
I love how Alaska dies a little every time Willam drops DR and Rupaul shade. 😂😂😂
@erichowens85
@erichowens85 Месяц назад
Yeahhhh probably not enough plausible deniability to ever be invited back for a WoW show again tho
@breadman19
@breadman19 Месяц назад
alaska just looking at the camera like “she said it ru, not me”
@GVVed
@GVVed 10 дней назад
@@erichowens85I wouldn’t bank on that. Alaska and Willam could also be great TV when ratings take a dive and they need to spice it up. Follow the money.
@prp134
@prp134 Месяц назад
Alaska is just trying to keep those Drag Checks coming and not piss off Ru lol
@gee1271
@gee1271 Месяц назад
Yup like girl you know the tea already
@MakuraZalis
@MakuraZalis Месяц назад
She busted out a subtle diss track against wow titled Wow lol
@aessseomi
@aessseomi Месяц назад
​@@MakuraZalisnot to mention their brand "MOM" is literally WOW turned upside down😂
@Heybabetv
@Heybabetv Месяц назад
I can’t wait to see Willam’s new face when it all heals and settles in
@svichky
@svichky Месяц назад
What did he have done?
@melancrolypoly
@melancrolypoly Месяц назад
Foot bbl​@@svichky
@dylpickle0927
@dylpickle0927 Месяц назад
In an unspecified Central/South American country
@RandomGlow444
@RandomGlow444 Месяц назад
⁠@@dylpickle0927probably Guatemala. I’ve heard good things
@penelopekitty
@penelopekitty Месяц назад
​@@svichkyshes* transitioning
@ItGirlCaliiopx
@ItGirlCaliiopx Месяц назад
"miss rupaul -knock knock knock- let me have a rub witchu" always gets me
@quantafreeze
@quantafreeze Месяц назад
AS8 needs an HBO documentary style exposé on the level of riggery and shenanigans.
@JeremyMYG
@JeremyMYG Месяц назад
Kandy talked about it at the Roscoe’s Viewing Party! They tried it, and Madame Muse was not having it
@TrixieMatteI
@TrixieMatteI Месяц назад
if you want the FULL STORY then look into what naysha said about it months ago. kandy was still trying to save face, but they did her REAL dirty.
@windlife
@windlife Месяц назад
​@@TrixieMatteIwhere should I watch?
@eriqmoreno3129
@eriqmoreno3129 Месяц назад
How can I see it pls ​@@TrixieMatteI
@stripedbandit5252
@stripedbandit5252 Месяц назад
ATP I’m convinced Wilma is hiring body doubles or is using a robot to speak through cause why not ahha
@EstadodeLimbo
@EstadodeLimbo Месяц назад
Loving wilma
@TheGrifhinx
@TheGrifhinx Месяц назад
​@@EstadodeLimbo can't wait for MoM to release the first episode
@dihboas
@dihboas Месяц назад
NOT WILMA
@guesswhat-chickenbutt
@guesswhat-chickenbutt Месяц назад
​@@dihboas beat me to it. 😭
@munchiebear
@munchiebear Месяц назад
😂😂😂 not the Flintstones sneak-in 😆😜 “Wilmaaa!!!”
@emilylogan2379
@emilylogan2379 Месяц назад
I can’t even deal lmao spilling (alleged) behind the scenes riggory-flavored tea wearing the most unserious look
@michaeladelong8339
@michaeladelong8339 Месяц назад
The SHADE coming from that masked face, I love and live 😂🥰
@moeb3059
@moeb3059 Месяц назад
Willam: Face work in progress. 🤩
@bexthewitch87
@bexthewitch87 Месяц назад
Willam every episode: Don't mind our fairy dust!!!
@final_queer
@final_queer Месяц назад
Willam's mug is always on point!
@lysareneep.8028
@lysareneep.8028 Месяц назад
Always on needle point!!!
@pictureperfect3211
@pictureperfect3211 Месяц назад
The gag is RuPaul has proven that you don’t need to rig the final lipsync. Baby all she has to do is say “Based on the final lipsync, and your performance this season…” Like they could do a final lipsync where they both stand there and do nothing, and RuPaul still gives it to the Queen they want to win. Thanks to All Stars 7.
@fairylvbot7442
@fairylvbot7442 Месяц назад
why thanks to AS7? genuinely curious
@maximeminassian6002
@maximeminassian6002 29 дней назад
@@fairylvbot7442they edited it out but during the final lip sync, Jinkx actually stopped mouthing the words (because she didn’t know them) and stood still watching Monet. A lot of queens have confirmed that Jinkx absolutely sucked in this lip sync and Monet still didn’t get the crown.
@trinityace87
@trinityace87 8 дней назад
​@maximeminassian6002 so sick of hearing that Jinkx win wasnt deserved. She killed the challenges every episode. Jinkx got blocked from winning stars, and played by all the rules. Monet was given 3 stars at the last challenge for what exactly? Monet was lucky she even made it in the finals along with Shea.
@maximeminassian6002
@maximeminassian6002 8 дней назад
@@trinityace87 even if the last challenge wasn’t 3 stars, Monet would still have been in the finale. The only difference would’ve been Jaida being in the top 4 instead of Shea. And like, if track record is the only thing that should matter in determining a winner, why didn’t Sapphira win season 16 despite having a better track record than Nymphia ?
@trinityace87
@trinityace87 8 дней назад
@@maximeminassian6002 ok you realize Jinxk won 5 challenges, and 3 out of 5 legacy lip syncs. She decimated every challenge except for sewing. Monet 3 challenges and 1 lip sync. She had to give a star away and wasnt even allowed to block someone in the last challenge bc they knew they had to give monet and Shea the 3 stars. Who cares that Jinxk didnt win the last lip sync. She won the season.
@inquisibutt
@inquisibutt Месяц назад
Ok but I LOVE Willams cover ups bc she is always accessorised, bejeweled and glittering 🌈 crochet you stay
@YourThighness104
@YourThighness104 Месяц назад
Hahaha as a knitter, I totally approve this message 😅😅😅
@littlemixer9757
@littlemixer9757 Месяц назад
From when Kandy eliminated Jessica instead of Jimbo, I knew right then and there she got a deal with WOW
@marwingillett1452
@marwingillett1452 Месяц назад
Willam be having all the T!
@peteartieda58
@peteartieda58 Месяц назад
The Kandy won 3 different TV shows just in 2024 has the same vibe as Pangina getting a show produced by WoW (Tongue Thai'd), being picked as a lipsync assassin on AS8 and then being a staple on RPDR Live in Vegas AND as cast on the Untucked show.
@cindyanallywisconsin102
@cindyanallywisconsin102 Месяц назад
What 3 tv shows did she won ,?
@stevencramsie9172
@stevencramsie9172 Месяц назад
@@cindyanallywisconsin102 Exactly. I haven't seen Kandy anywhere
@kb13180
@kb13180 Месяц назад
No really like Is that a house or villains season 2 spoiler daaaam
@user-ln8jn4xt8q
@user-ln8jn4xt8q Месяц назад
Damn Alaska out of drag is so cute
@user-zn7gk9vk6e
@user-zn7gk9vk6e Месяц назад
Is he? .. 🫠
@user-ln8jn4xt8q
@user-ln8jn4xt8q Месяц назад
@@user-zn7gk9vk6e he used to be so thin.. but now he's fuller so his face more round.. yeah he's cute.
@megans_elbows927
@megans_elbows927 Месяц назад
💀💀
@christmansonpunk2927
@christmansonpunk2927 Месяц назад
​@@user-ln8jn4xt8q honestly I've had a megacrush on Alaska in and out of drag forever 😍
@fionaalvarez5854
@fionaalvarez5854 17 дней назад
i've felt this way about him since i watched season 5. then he got his lips done for all stars and the magic vanished for me :'( now he's hot again ❤️
@SuZ4242
@SuZ4242 Месяц назад
🤔 Did Maddy Morphosis crochet Willam's mask? 😏🤭
@ReY6469
@ReY6469 Месяц назад
lmfao what is this getup on Willam on this here day 😂😂😂😂 love it
@geoffreyvaughn
@geoffreyvaughn Месяц назад
This era of Willam’s look is bedazzling.
@chancemathews7057
@chancemathews7057 Месяц назад
Omg it’s the gay buffalo bill…. “It puts the crochet on its skin”
@metacrisis47
@metacrisis47 Месяц назад
canada vs the squirrels
@boybriar
@boybriar Месяц назад
Canada VS The Squirrels
@jackbennett2269
@jackbennett2269 Месяц назад
Huh why are the comments mad
@krd2331
@krd2331 Месяц назад
They worship RuPaul and hate Kandy.
@frisubm1261
@frisubm1261 Месяц назад
Willam has RAN GE with her drag looks i love her so much
@richwheeler2730
@richwheeler2730 12 дней назад
And Alaska is just sat there like oh I won this show, 😂😂😂
@grandmabecky7984
@grandmabecky7984 Месяц назад
When a robbed queen loses a season, everyone is mad but then when they make the same queen win a season, everyone is mad again
@mattcherney9508
@mattcherney9508 Месяц назад
Either way, jimbo is the winner because she deserved to win! Jimbo is so talented, humble and kind and what is kandy?? 🤔🤔 none of those that's for sure.
@spock2547
@spock2547 28 дней назад
Kandy needs to be on TV because subtitles is the only way we can understand what she said.
@joshie4849
@joshie4849 Месяц назад
Wait what are Kandy’s new shows? I only know about House of Villains (and I’m looking forward to it)
@Edwin-kh5uk
@Edwin-kh5uk Месяц назад
The tea being spilt ☕!
@ALEJANDROVILLALOBOS86
@ALEJANDROVILLALOBOS86 Месяц назад
I’m sorry but they made Kandy go too far in the competition when she wasn’t even that good BOTH times (Ru just loved her personality). Did she really think she was gonna win? I have to laugh.
@despairgumshoe6206
@despairgumshoe6206 Месяц назад
In Candy's original season I think they left her so she could be an easy beat for whoever they decided was going to win. I mean Rose ' broke her foot', Symone, Candy Muse and Man, I once was a woman are your final four because you knocked out all the talent early. Candy definitely has talent but couldn't even win the golden boot, thanks to La La's being so much campily worse.
@justawho808
@justawho808 Месяц назад
Willam is the og Plane Jane. We all just know you make noise.
@AC-kf2ky
@AC-kf2ky Месяц назад
What tv shows did Kandy win? Cus I only recall the Brady Bunch (didn’t watch)
@finnwestdoesit
@finnwestdoesit Месяц назад
Jimbo would've won AS8 either way!
@symphonicoctet
@symphonicoctet Месяц назад
Willam doing Leigh Bowery is gay herstory in action
@ronmilan6306
@ronmilan6306 Месяц назад
How does William be having all this tea😂
@jjk4754
@jjk4754 Месяц назад
i thought they wanted it to be milkshake but kandy refused so they didn’t end up changing it but jimbo still won??
@gratitude6573
@gratitude6573 Месяц назад
Jimbo deserved that win, his talent is endless. Kandy didn’t come close.
@JoshuaBd
@JoshuaBd Месяц назад
If I was a producer I would have let Kandy walk out so Jimbo was crowned! Kandy didn’t deserve her top 2 placement, should have either been Jessica or LaLa/ Alexis
@swtvic
@swtvic Месяц назад
well when you have a season rigged for you of course you deserve the win
@gabrielbreaker8859
@gabrielbreaker8859 Месяц назад
@@JoshuaBdAlexis deserved nada
@GringoTearz
@GringoTearz Месяц назад
The show was rigged for her just like they rigged it for Shea
@sandra-jones
@sandra-jones Месяц назад
This is correct...
@vseegobi
@vseegobi Месяц назад
What other songs have been “cleared” that haven’t been used yet!?
@datingissuchadrag8461
@datingissuchadrag8461 Месяц назад
I think William is right.. Totally rigged for Jimbo
@kelsonl6084
@kelsonl6084 Месяц назад
What tv shows? Are RU-vid shows considered television now….?
@harvey1115
@harvey1115 Месяц назад
Fr
@swtvic
@swtvic Месяц назад
she's literally on tv are you dumb
@SailorPhinox
@SailorPhinox Месяц назад
I know she's going to be on the second season of house of villains
@user-nl9vo6ln1e
@user-nl9vo6ln1e Месяц назад
@@SailorPhinox I was shocked when I saw that Kandy was cast on HoV before Gia
@MISFITaddict
@MISFITaddict Месяц назад
This Jojo evolution is out of.control
@joywarriorspack
@joywarriorspack 24 дня назад
Leave it to a Scorpio . . . GO Kandy!
@jewel6522
@jewel6522 Месяц назад
What TV shows did kandy booked for 2024? I only know house of villains
@velky_reeds
@velky_reeds Месяц назад
I mean, Kandy shouldn't have even lasted that long, she's always been favoured, she wasn't favoured to win, but she was definitely favoured to always make it to the finale because Rupaul loves her and the producers love the drama
@Nate-pt1by
@Nate-pt1by Месяц назад
It really was jimbo vs the world
@Jennaiswkdlol
@Jennaiswkdlol Месяц назад
I live for Willam
@sandra-jones
@sandra-jones Месяц назад
What shows are Kandy on?
@ReginaFalange01
@ReginaFalange01 Месяц назад
Let’s be honest. Kandy will forever be meh and barely mediocre at best
@swtvic
@swtvic Месяц назад
let's be honest. you will forever remain a loser
@rileybraukman597
@rileybraukman597 Месяц назад
Vs the squirrels. 🐿️
@rogerklk
@rogerklk Месяц назад
THANK YOUUU i love Kandy
@vasQpr2
@vasQpr2 Месяц назад
What does that mean, Jimbo wasn't on Canada vs The World???
@lancecdcw
@lancecdcw Месяц назад
Willam’s making a joke about All Stars 8
@TylerActs86
@TylerActs86 Месяц назад
What three shows?
@santan546
@santan546 Месяц назад
What tv shows did Candi get ?
@Emile.gorgonZola
@Emile.gorgonZola Месяц назад
what 3 different tv shows?
@EzraTheHomie
@EzraTheHomie Месяц назад
She's on house of villains season 2, and I think Kandy is on 2 WOW shows, one with Jimbo, and one of her own. No idea what the WOW shows are though
@ThePalkiaxdialga
@ThePalkiaxdialga Месяц назад
​@@EzraTheHomie damn, relevant queen 😅
@DdumbaStyle
@DdumbaStyle Месяц назад
She's on Slaycation too!
@FLRSKLVR
@FLRSKLVR Месяц назад
The Hills have eyes part 4, 5 and 6
@CSketch7023
@CSketch7023 Месяц назад
I lived for kandy doing that. Kandy don't take no shit from no one. Especially since she was in the finale with the only other person was Jimbo, she had the power to do this. So she had the power to not get Production pull that BS. She basically said "if your gonna fuck with me, imma fuck with you" and threatened to leave so they wouldn't have a finale lip sync or a finale at all. 😂 Because what else they suppose to do? If they let her leave saying she "quit the season" or "got disqualified", the truth will come out eventually. And if so, would they just bring back the queen you JUST eliminated? Be like "ha ha! Jk!", they couldn't do that. They should've known Kandy is a no bullshit kinda gal. And I live her for doing this.
@pedrofreitas1101
@pedrofreitas1101 22 дня назад
What shows did Kandy won?
@dustinmartinez3824
@dustinmartinez3824 Месяц назад
Kandi is annoying af
@kayboy6055
@kayboy6055 Месяц назад
They tried to change the song
@luvmoon3674
@luvmoon3674 Месяц назад
Oh kandy has other tv shows?
@CarolinaSantacruzO
@CarolinaSantacruzO 22 дня назад
You are wearing a traditional Ecuadorian mask, used for ceremonies. The cultural appropriation is not acceptable
@emmerald3
@emmerald3 Месяц назад
"and did the girls refuse?🤨"
@user-qg5tn7bf2p
@user-qg5tn7bf2p Месяц назад
Kandy won three shows in 2024? Did I miss something? What did she win?
@TurdOfParadise
@TurdOfParadise Месяц назад
Thank god everybody, good else could see that they were rigging it for mhiya. Plasma won that lipsync. Sorryyyyy.
@manquo
@manquo Месяц назад
Kandy got carried due to rupaul liking people with funny voices 😝Jimbo deserved the win on talent alone l.
@bluejay9515
@bluejay9515 Месяц назад
ma'am to too high for this outfit
@akroia1986
@akroia1986 Месяц назад
Riggatory mortis
@lancecdcw
@lancecdcw Месяц назад
That’s one of the reasons why I hated All Stars 8…that right there, lol
@cyrusfolami898
@cyrusfolami898 Месяц назад
not the pageantry tomfoolery tea
@TheVincident.
@TheVincident. Месяц назад
Between Shae, jimbo and trixie Monet to only name a few Allstars has always been incredibly rigged which personally kills the appeal
@TheGoslapa
@TheGoslapa Месяц назад
Lollll
@RyanMurvin-ig2my
@RyanMurvin-ig2my Месяц назад
They were “tryin to” make sure Jimbo won, because they should have won…
@jlortizdk
@jlortizdk Месяц назад
She/ he
@WadeShoe
@WadeShoe Месяц назад
​Now, I know we're not complaining about someone using neutral pronouns ​@@jlortizdk
@skyysame6391
@skyysame6391 Месяц назад
But rigging it in a way to heavily emphasize one person over the other last second isn’t correct
@scarynoise996
@scarynoise996 Месяц назад
This is such a bad excuse for that😭 most winners should have won but that would be so insane if production did that for them
@samuel5916
@samuel5916 Месяц назад
Yeah it was completely unnecessary, Jimbo already won the season fair and square. They were probably scared of her getting destroyed in the final lip-sync but that didn’t stop them crowning Jinx. 🤷‍♂️
@alexis4969
@alexis4969 Месяц назад
Weren't these shows through the mom network or whatever it is? It's not much of a prize.
@xi4nyun
@xi4nyun Месяц назад
Tried to rig it? Jimbo could’ve Jenny lemoned herself walk off and fly back to Canada without lip syncing and she would’ve still beat Kandy 🤣🤣
@ichi_san
@ichi_san Месяц назад
In the end Kandy won the rest.. but damn the show is so rigged!
@pred7949
@pred7949 Месяц назад
willam, i saw the transaction in your account from kandy.
@adrian_hook
@adrian_hook Месяц назад
Willam’s just looking out for a girl like her
@swtvic
@swtvic Месяц назад
you should look into your account more instead of worrying about others, but you're probably doing it since there's not many transactions in yours
@stardusth2o
@stardusth2o Месяц назад
You can’t possibly believe that Kandy ever would have won over jimbo anyway like let’s just call a thing a thing
@medranochav
@medranochav Месяц назад
omg production riggs outcomes?! shocker! willam is so bitter. poor baby
@momo-bb
@momo-bb Месяц назад
I don’t get the rigging?? I assume production thought it would be funnier with milkshake? Just odd that it would be a rig when Jimbo had the reveal catered to the Sylvester song
@taydlmtrainer16
@taydlmtrainer16 Месяц назад
I live for Kandy letting production have it
@themaxtails
@themaxtails Месяц назад
Jimbo and Kandy were supposed to lipsync to Milkshake? How would that benefit Jimbo? Also, it's not like they didn't plan and hope for Jimbo to be in the top 2, so why would they not go with their original choice?
@Inklnx
@Inklnx Месяц назад
Hello? Have you seen Jimbos breastplate? You know she would’ve bimbod her yt self on that runway and the judges were going to eat it up regardless if kandy had the better lip sync. It’s a song definitely catered to a breastplated clown
@thenixmare
@thenixmare Месяц назад
Milkshake with giant boobs all over ur body? I wonder how would that benefit Jimbo 😂😂😂 Just like the Coconuts lipsync my luv 👅👅👅
@shinokyouku
@shinokyouku Месяц назад
This is old tea which spilled during the AS8 finale at Roscoes Viewing Party. During the episode before the finale, the top 3 queens (Kandy, Jessica, Jimbo) queens were asked to submit songs which represented their drag so that Leland could write a song for them to perform for the challenge. One of the songs that was submitted by Jimbo was "Milkshake by Callis" Right before the finale lipsync one of the producers (Mandy) said that they were going to change the final lipsync to Milkshake. Pretty everyone knew they were trying to pull a stunt, so Kandy threw a fit and told them that that there wasn't going to be a finale and she was gonna leave right then and there. So yes changing the finale lipsync song to one that "represents one Queen's drag" is definately an advantage.
@tokki2901
@tokki2901 Месяц назад
"How would that benefits Jimbo?" Well, its the lipsync song that Jimbo herself submitted as one of the song that is a staple of their drag. So in a way, it was very telling that Jimbo probably already prepared her tricks and stunts for that in case the song ever come to the list. Thank God Kandy threw a fit, because if they change the song, I can already tell that a lot of people even the drag race queens will criticize Jimbo's full run as a massive rig.
@Arielliebheart
@Arielliebheart Месяц назад
Okay tamara!
@montagne5825
@montagne5825 Месяц назад
stan kandy
@ozzyn.9331
@ozzyn.9331 Месяц назад
Someone is always so bitter.😅
@Rygercsp
@Rygercsp Месяц назад
It was All Stars
@cnp3205
@cnp3205 Месяц назад
It’s getting tired hearing what’s her face always claim to have all this tea of production….if you hate the show so much, stop riding their coattails
@alexramirez9589
@alexramirez9589 Месяц назад
Girl tv is fake. We all know this. But dont make it seem like jimbo didnt deserve the win
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1aaaaaaaaaaaa1
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1aaaaaaaaaaaa1 Месяц назад
(A ray of light shines down on a leather-bound storybook. The book opens and a Scottish-accented voice begins reading its text) Shrek: Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower. For her true love and true love's first kiss. (Shrek chuckles and rips out a page of the book and closes it) Shrek: Like that's ever gonna happen. What a load of - (We see an outhouse and hear the sound of a toilet flushing. Out steps Shrek, an ogre, who tugs at his underwear and shakes his foot of the page still stuck to his shoe. He looks lovingly at the swamp he calls home, and goes about his daily routine. Which is taking a mud shower, brushing his teeth with bugs, bathing in a muddy pond, gathering giant slugs for dinner, and painting a warning sign) (In a nearby village, an angry mob gather up to go after Shrek. At night they gather their torches and pitchforks and enter the swamp, trampling over Shrek's warning signs. Shrek sees them after investigating the commotion, rolling his eyes. The villagers stop outside Shrek's home, unaware that Shrek is sneaking up behind them) Villager 1: Think it's in there? Villager 2: All right. Let's get it! Villager 1: Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? Villager 3: Yeah, it'll grind your bones for its bread. (Shrek chuckles, revealing himself to be standing behind the mob) Shrek: Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. (The mob gasps) Shrek: Now, ogres, oh they're much worse. They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin... (Shrek slowly approaches as the villagers back away in fear) Villager: No! Shrek: They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. Villager 1: Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya! (The villager waves his torch in Shrek's face. Shrek casually licks his fingers and pinches the flame, extinguishing the torch. The villager drops it) Villager 1: Right. (Shrek terrifies the mob with a great frightening roar, his spit extinguishing all the remaining torches. He wipes his mouth and waits for the villagers to stop screaming) Shrek: (whispering) This is the part where you run away. Villagers: (gasping) (Shrek laughs as the men drop their torches and pitchforks and run away as fast they can) Shrek: And stay out! (He looks down and picks up a wanted poster dropped by one of the villagers. He reads it aloud) SHREK: "Wanted. Fairytale creatures"? (He sighs and walks off. dropping the poster to the ground) Fairy tale creatures are put in chains and led into wagons by Duloc Guards. The Captain of the Duloc Guards sits at a table paying a line of people their rewards for turning in the fairytale creatures. Those waiting in line include Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Geppetto who is carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer carrying the Three Little Pigs. Guard: All right. This one's full. Take it away! Move it along. Come on! Get up! The Captain: Next! Guard: (Taking the witch's broom) Give me that! Your flying days are over. (breaks the broom in half) The Captain: That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next! (The captain hands over the reward to the villager who turned the witch in. The villager mutters to himself) Villager: Lousy 20 pieces. Guard: Get up! Come on! (Waiting in line is Donkey on a leash and his owner. He looks in horror at the witch and a group of dwarves being loaded into a wagon) Guard: Sit down there! Keep quiet! Mama Bear and Papa Bear are locked inside giant cages, with Little Bear in his own cage Little Bear: (crying) This cage is too small. Donkey: (To his owner) Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance! Old Woman : Oh, shut up. (smacks Donkey) The Captain: Next! What have you got? Geppetto: This little wooden puppet. Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows) The Captain: 5 shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. Pinocchio: Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me! (Geppetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table) The Captain: Next! What have you got? Old Woman: Well, I've got a talking donkey. The Captain: Right. Well, that's good for 10 shillings. If you can prove it. Old Woman: Oh, go ahead, little fella. (Donkey stays silent) The Captain: Well? Old Woman: Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. (Smacks Donkey again) Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk! The Captain: That's it. I've heard enough. Guards! Old Woman: No, no, he talks! He does. (Moving Donkey's lips) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talking-est damn thing you ever saw. The Captain: Get her out of my sight. Old Woman: No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk! (The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legs flies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cage drops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and starts floating upwards) Donkey: Hey! I can fly! Peter Pan: He can fly! 3 Little Pigs: He can fly! The Captain: He can talk! Donkey: Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha! (The pixie dust's effects begin to wear off) Uh-oh. (He drops out of the air and hits the ground with a thud) The Captain: Seize him! (Donkey dodges the guards as they try to grab him and runs deeper into the forest) Guards: After him! He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn! (Donkey escapes deeper into the forest and runs head first into Shrek's backside. Shrek turns around to see who bumped into him and glares down at Donkey. Donkey looks scared of Shrek for a moment, but he quickly hides behind him after seeing that the guards have caught up to him) The Captain: You there. Ogre! Shrek: Aye? The Captain: By the order of Lord Farquaad, I am authorized to place you both under arrest and...(Shrek slowly approaches the group of guards, the guards visibly frightened by him) transport you to... a designated...resettlement...facility? Shrek: Oh, really? You and what army? (smiles) (The Captain looks behind himself and sees that all the other guards have abandoned him. The Captain tucks tail and runs off. Shrek shakes his head and starts walking back to his swamp. Donkey, impressed by Shrek, follows him) Donkey: Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible! Shrek: Are you talking to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turns back around and Donkey is right in front of him) Whoa! Donkey: Yes. I was talking to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back there? Man those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up and bam! They was tripping over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that. Shrek: (annoyed) Oh, that's great. Really. Donkey: Man, it's good to be free. Shrek: Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm? Donkey: But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're a mean, green, fighting machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us. Donkey: Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me saying, if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Donkey: Man, you almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers his mouth but Donkey continues to talk. Shrek removes his hand) ...then I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt that day. Shrek: Why are you following me? Donkey: I'll tell you why. (drops from the log. Singing) "'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one here beside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But you gotta have friends..." Shrek: Stop singing! (picks up Donkey by his ears and tail) Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends (drops him) Donkey: Wow. Only a true friend would be that truly honest. Shrek: Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I? Donkey: Uh...really tall? Shrek: No! I'm an ogre! You know, "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you? Donkey: Nope. Shrek: Really? Donkey: Really, really. Shrek: Oh. Donkey: Man, I like you. What's your name? Shrek: Uh, Shrek. Donkey: Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind of "I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me" thing. I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You're all right. (they come over a hill overlooking Shrek's swamp) Woo, look at that! Who'd want to live in place like that? Shrek: That would be my home. Donkey: Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. (looks at Shrek's "keep out" signs) I guess you don't entertain much, do you? Shrek: I like my privacy. Donkey: You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You're trying to give them a hint and they won't leave. And there's that big awkward silence you know? Can I stay with you?
@jordanwait7264
@jordanwait7264 Месяц назад
Yep!
@charliehelmijr
@charliehelmijr Месяц назад
Willham needs a hobby.
@Cavairfkafrd
@Cavairfkafrd Месяц назад
Is this… not a hobby?
@charliehelmijr
@charliehelmijr Месяц назад
@@Cavairfkafrd maybe it is. For you.
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1aaaaaaaaaaaa1
@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1aaaaaaaaaaaa1 Месяц назад
@@Cavairfkafrd it was funny at the start but Willams whole personality is being against and endlessly badmouthing Ru, I suppose that is a hobby, but it's a tired one.
@charliehelmijr
@charliehelmijr Месяц назад
@@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1aaaaaaaaaaaa1 It's just so much of the same. Sometimes I wish Alaska just did monologues. But to each their own, people listen to his podcast. Maybe people that think 'this' is a hobby.
@BenMichaele
@BenMichaele Месяц назад
This is what the paid video episodes are giving? Oh…..
@CicadaCarson
@CicadaCarson Месяц назад
She'll just say anything huh
@douglasaraica4817
@douglasaraica4817 Месяц назад
Willam just so full of it
@LIPGLOSS13
@LIPGLOSS13 Месяц назад
Not another beard 🙄
@Konstant
@Konstant Месяц назад
Jimbo isn’t all that. I don’t care for neither of them.
@antonyware
@antonyware Месяц назад
She always thinks she knows some Tea. Always the MOST negative things to say on the franchise but have a whole podcast dedicated to talking about it. Ok Lol 😒🙄. Love you MOTHER and QUEEN Ru! ❤️❤️❤️
@lincolndavis7110
@lincolndavis7110 Месяц назад
Willam comes off as such a bitter betty always...
@jameshamer481
@jameshamer481 Месяц назад
Stop with the rupaul bashing wilam!!!!!
@enterthevoids88
@enterthevoids88 Месяц назад
Oh cmon
@captainamericascreamyhole
@captainamericascreamyhole Месяц назад
Girl Ms Roopl is a rotted shady man. If you still are fooled by the shine and gloss of his reality tv editing, then idk what to tell you.
@CNTango
@CNTango Месяц назад
It’s not bashing if it’s common knowledge everyone knows
@uramirez28
@uramirez28 Месяц назад
Who’s bashing Ru?
@artoffacts96
@artoffacts96 Месяц назад
It's true this is old tea green gay, bussy queen and all the other drag race tea channels have already talked about this. Even down to what kandy said about calling her mother.
@f9ck._829
@f9ck._829 Месяц назад
willam really is giving volta by björk with that look
@MrPunizione
@MrPunizione Месяц назад
Good for the producers, doing well for once. Kandy didn't deserve to win
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