THE ANGRIEST SOUTHGATE RANTS! 🤬🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Simon Jordan, Jamie O'Hara & Callers SLAM The England Boss 

They're just realising Southgate been completely useless 🤣🤣🤣 he should never got the job , both Southgate & the FA need sacking & replaced with professionals !

Gareth unplugs all the electrical appliances in the kitchen before he goes to bed at night

Southgate wears a lifejacket in the bath

Southgate once got a royal flush in poker, but still folded.

Paint watches Gareth Southgate dry.

southgate looks both ways before he sits down

Southgate has lost the dressing room that is clear! These players have just come from being coached by Pep, Klopp, Ancelotti, Arteta, Tuchel and then they are getting tactical instruction from a PE teacher!

Southgate the type of guy to thank an ATM machine when getting his money out

I was gutted when Southgate was appointed all those years ago. Finally, finally, finally these so called experts are waking up!!!! My goodness.🙈🙈🙈

Southgate eats chicken wings with a knife and fork

Southgate doesn't eat any ice cream at all, because vanilla is far too wild for him.

“Kalvin PHILLIPS??? Kalvin PHILLIPS??? KALVIN PHILLIPS?????” 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Phillips can’t even get into West Ham’s first team. 💀 that Kalvin Phillips comment just proved Southgate is a total numpty.

We have won games despite him, not because of him.

How must Kalvin Phillips feel to find out it’s all his fault that half the England team forgot how to play foootball.

Southgate will go and work in the womans league after this 100%

Southgate brushes his teeth with a gum shield on

Southgate wears a parachute, when he jumps out of bed😮

Funny how fans have said for ages Southgates not fit for the England job and all these pundits have backed him.. Did the penny finally drop lads??lol Now the medias narrative has suddenly changed to Southgate out lol

I strongly believe Southgate has robbed us of potentially the best memories of our lives. Everyone seemed to think he was doing a good job simply because we were going deeper than usual. Fact is he’s had some of the best squads and draws in tournaments for England and wasted it as soon as we’ve played good opposition. EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.

Southgate’s the type of guy to message his mum if he’s gonna be out past 8pm

It’s obvious, Jude and rice… Foden at 10, Gordon on the left ffs

Southgate says “don’t mind if I do” whilst seeing an open box of doughnuts. 🍩

I can’t wait to watch Southgate fail at club management. He’ll be sacked within a season and will most likely relegate the team.

Really decent guy, absolutely pathetic manager, to say he didn't want them to drop back but stand on the touchline and allow it to happen for 70mins is totally inept!

These the same pundits that said he should have the United job. Never forget

The Southgate jokes coming out from this are comedy gold. Made my monday keep it rolling!

The problem is that the media give Southgate a free pass

Southgate wears a high vis to go in the attic

7:35 O'Hara , what a legend

Southgate doesn't add the soy sauce sachet to his pot noddle.

One problem is dont he understand that he can switch tactics during game . All top managers do this. But its just the same like for like subs . So easy for other teams to prepare knowing exactly what they up against. Weve got many options with squad butstill playing old mans tactics .

I can just imagine Kalvin Phillips enjoying his holiday and thinking about his future only to be catching strays from everyone cos Gareth decided to mention his name 😂😂😂

He's not there to manage the England football team he's there as a sort of walking noticeboard to pin on and promote external politics, his only 'skill' is his ability to field questions from the media, it has nothing to do with football, not being a manager of any merit he can do his job and be replaced without much fuss

Oh I thought he was replacing ETH.😂

Southgate says “Nommy Nommy nom nom” when he walks in to a Subway

Southgate lost his only chance of a miracle when he dropped the ball against italy at Wembley of all places the euro final off all things at home ffs, no way will he win at this euros, only good thing after the euros i will be celebrating is Southgates last ever interview as England manager, now fck off Gareth 😳 😀 😂😂

Rumour has it, Southgate rants to himself whilst catching his reflection in a mirror!

Southgate would drive a Maserati in the slow lane on the Autobahn.

Bout time the media caught up with the paying English public that have known all this for more than 6 years.... I will not pay to watch this team again... At least until Southgate is gone.

Southgate wears a seatbelt when he sits down for dinner

I've never seen Southgate shouting or telling the players what they need to do in the side lines like every top managers do. Is he even a real Football Manager? 😅

He should have gone after 2018.

These comments 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The compilation I needed this morning. Thanks guys.

Jordan pickford said here we go again under his breath when arriving at the hotel in Middlesbrough for a friendly

Southgate wears a life vest on a rowing machine and a crash helmet on an exercise bike incase he falls off

Southgate wears goggles when slicing onions.

Omg when he yelled..better yet skreeetched Calvin Philips!!!

Southgate stops at red lights in Grand Theft Auto

Southgate asks for a receipt when getting £1’s worth of 2ps.

Trent is not more attacking than Mainoo at all. How often do you see Trent score a goal like Mainoo’s in the cup final?

😂😂😂 They made a compilation??? What did people expect? We all knew he wasn't gonna win the tournament

The players love him they can do what they want . Luke Shaw is basically on a paid holiday right now enjoying the buffet.

Simon has misread the stat about substitutions. What that tells us is that Southgate makes substitutions too late to affect games. Irrespective of form or tactics it's a statistical inevitability that substitutes would be responsible for, at the very least, 10% of goals and assists so if it's consistently that low, it suggests a major issue in how substitutes are used. We already know it's a longstanding criticism of Southgate that he waits too long to make changes and often lets games slip away.

O’Homo is jealous of Kalvin Philips talent if O’Homo was a good player in he’s day he wouldn’t be on talk sport

Thanks lads I really was feeling tired jaded frustrated by the England performance this rant was like a cerebl massage for me feeling much better now cheers

I have the answer! But first, the problem. 1.players out of position(Trent, trippier foden) 2. Nothing on the left wing 3. Cautious negative football with no intensity 4. No overloads, no over laps on the wings, no runs in behind The answer: Pickford Back three: Walker Stones Geuhi Wing backs: Saka Gordon Midfield: Bellingham Rice Foden Forwards: Kane(Watkins) Palmer. Requirements for this to work 1. Saka and Gordon will need to really put a shift in and run their guts out. Both are well suited to this role though. They will need to stay wide. Bellingham and Foden need to be aware of their responsibility to the right and left of centre respectively and not just roam randomly as they fancy

We saw what happened when we played Croatia and Italy, both times he couldnt change the game, he didnt stop the crosses from the right against Croatia or stop the Italians running through the middle. Tactically he is inept and he simply cannot change his boring system.

O'hara and Cundy ... pure class

Clip jamie shouting calvin phillips ...calcin phillips , is he winding me up 😂😂😂😂

USA squad could beat this England team 😂😂😂😂😂

Boring England.

Imagine going from Pep, Klopp, Arteta etc and having to then go to southgate 😂

The only england manager with a 100% win rate. No draws and no losses, was the legend Sam Allardyce. Men lie, women lie. Numbers dont

How many years have folks been saying Southgate is a useless manager? Now because he's embarrassing England they're all complaining about the shitty ball the team is playing haha..

Kalvin Phillips was twice the player o’hara was

5:28 I think Trent wearing the No 8 shirt for the tournament might have given it away that he’ll be playing in midfield Gabby you goon

SOUTHGATE OUT!! No good enough! No tactics!!

After a whole year of the English media/pundits saying England gonna win the Euro’s, 2 games in and we already have a compilation against the team and the manager! 😂😂😂😂

Southgate never fills his sink with water in case he slips, falls in and drowns.

When the trust has gone ... What am I supposed to do...name that tune

It’s like we’ve got a man cuty team with David moyes tactics 😂

Southgate's tactic is "give it to foden"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

England go up 1-0 and think they are the pre 2000 Italians😂😂😂😂

The key is to build into a tournament no regress

Kalvin Phillips probably fell off his couch when Southgate mentioned him out of nowhere

Southgate wears a crash helmet when planting flowers.

When the coffee stinks it’s game over

Southgate - the type of chap to put a life jacket on while filling up the kettle.

Phillips was our best player in our most successful tournaments

He is talking about Kelvin Philips when he was selcted as the best player in the last Euro tournament but not after Pep ruined his career at City. They are missing that form of Kelvin from last Euro who can play along side Rice

Music to my ears🥰

I have heard from a ex medical bloke that still has connections with the England players had Sid they all think Southgate has lost the dressing room, about leaving out certain players.

These performances have been happening for two years at West Ham under David Moyes. Gareth Southgate is Moyes in a waistccoat. All us fans were ever told by pundits and other fans that don't watch us week in week out, 'be careful what you wish for' It's hilarious watching these same pundits freaking out now they're actually watching the games....

Southgate puts a hi vis on to cross a zebra crossing

The funny thing is nothing was stopping him from calling up Phillips if he’s so important why didn’t you call him up? Phillips isn’t injured. He’s an absolute waffler

Mad thing is there is some people who believe Phillips would make a difference 😂

Blame the players too they are the Stars

If you are not slating... you're not on Talk Sport

Gareth Southgate: "Give me ten Calvin Phillips and i park the bus"

"go after the ball, when we give it away we go and win it back." that should not be advice. that should be the standard attitude of any team, no matter the quality.

Southgate throws on a rainproof jacket before getting into the shower

Southgate uses factor 50 sun cream. In England. In the middle of autumn. Whilst indoors. At night!

If only we had a selection of games to try out our best squad/formation before it mattered… oh wait 💀

At this point Southgate is a meme, it just rediculous

Don’t usually agree with Gabby but he is right about the subs not being made at the right time and it costs us every time

Even is Southgate left ..the team would still do well through the stages 😂

This is the coach TalkSport wanted to replace Eric Ten Hag with... gentle reminder to all.

You cannot have this compilation and not include the Khorma/Vindaloo man 🤣🤣