The Apple - How To Be A Master 

All villians need a catchy reggie song to get their game on.

I hope they never take it down. THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR UPLOADING THIS! :D

Rifftrax has made me have this song in my head. DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP!!! XD lol

love the double deal part. gotta get around to seeing this movie

this number really doesn't get justice. even outside of it's kitsch appeal it's really well done

He's actually singing about his excellent cosplay of The Master from Doctor Who, specifically the Anthony Ainley incarnation.

I think this is where Alex Jones and David Icke got all their theories.

i too want to be a mastah!!

Was it a deliberate choice to make him look like Robert Delgado's Master or was it just a generic villain look?

If they ever make a Parappa 3, they should use this song.

James Spears when no one's looking:

btw, at the 48 sec mark- the world's first grill!!

Hey guys, might have to take all my clips down from The Apple because MGM bought the film. I will wait until I get a request from them.

This song makes me profoundly uncomfortable for reasons I can't put my finger on.

Guilty pleasure!!!

it's like if lady gaga made a musical

Agreed!! TY :)

Vladek Sheybal is handsome in this movie. He is Armenian

I tend to dislike musicals but I think I need to see this movie. So odd.

Bonkers

Yes but does he know how to be a pokemon master

I think I put my finger on the problem actually, it makes me uncomfortable because it's not only a shitty fake white dude reggae song, it's a shitty fake white dude reggae song about OWNING SLAVES. Which is really p. messed up.

Doo-Wop reggae!