The Architect & Neo Matrix Reloaded 

Neo: You haven't answered my question" The architect: " No shit Sherlock "

That "I am the Shit" was hilarious :D

I watched this scene a hundred time. And right now I have the impression of the architect being ... afraid. He is not lecturing Neo. He is trying to confince him to safe Zion. Because he can see that Neo, unlike the other Ones, is in love. Which could lead to the biggest f**k-up in the history of the matrix. Because the other 5 Ones have decided to save Zion. But, as the architect is afraid, Neo won't. Which could mean, and the architect AND the Oracle knew this the whole time, that this is the last circle. After that there is either the death of every human being AND the machines (cause of energy malfunction) ... or a significant change in the system between humans and machines. Which then happened. And the price was not Trinity, her death was a coincidence. The price was always Neo himself. He cannot be free. The machines are as afraid of him as they are fascinated. He is The Anomaly. He is anti-balance. It is like putting a thin transparent plastic foil on your smartphone to protect the screen. And you apply it perfectly. Even. Smooth. Shiny. Perfect. Ecxept ONE tinsy bubble. No matter you apply the foil, no matter how perfect ... there is this one little bubble, which in the end spoils it all. Well done, Neo.

the captions tho 😂

The bit with "You were bound to come along at some point because of a problem that I tried to get rid of, but couldn't. Other that that, though, The Matrix is awesome and I am The Shit." really sold me on this one.

Again - I HAD to put the stupid music in to get past Yahoo's MMCDA. It is Chinese Classical . I think it is an Erdu.

Rewatching this scene after my programming teacher namedropped Godel's incompleteness theorem, and... holy shit, does it fit. Of course the architect can't solve the problem, every system will inherently have an inconsistency, and fixing it will result in creating another system, which, in turn, following the same law, will have inconsistencies. Neo , like all others who unconsciously choose not to stay, is pretty much dividing by zero. Do that and suddenly 1=2, which messes up even the "most basic equations" until completely destroying the system. Maybe that was obvious, but it was awesome to watch that with that in mind.

I don't understand what all these dislikes are for. Not only was this great to help people understand, it is also great entertainment too. Awesome video

That subtle music and those captions made my day.. in fact they made all the days in my week

Thank you for this translation. For years, I never knew what the hell the Architect was babbling about.

Why is everyone so confused by this scene... It makes perfect sense even without the hilarious subtitles...

"I am the Architect....You have many questions." *Jeopardy Music Plays*

1:26 "Either no-one told me..." Really? Neo was given a _HUGE_ clue by the Merovingian about the previous Matrices when he said "I have survived your predecessors and I will survive you."

This scene shows the end level of an self learning A.I.! The A.I. was programmed: How to treat elderly correctly. Many times it failed...The architect was stunned because he finally made it, that Neo was respectful... I wish kids these days would be like that ;:p

Well someone has a thesaurus

"Thus I redesigned it, based on your history, to more accurately reflect the varying grotesqueries of your nature." = "Thus I redesigned it, based on your history, to suit the kind of evil bastards you really are." That line, alone, makes this brilliant. Let alone the rest of it.

"And I'm the shit" yep that's all i hear now watching this scene back XD

I LOVE that someone put simplified sub-titles for the Millennial viewers that have trouble with language and reading!

These subtitles are hilarious

" Nigga pleaze!"

What The Architect is simplying saying that freewill is a pain for him,lol

This scene is serious but the violin makes it mkre joyful in 100%. Damn you OP. You made me crack up with the violin

"your first question might be the most important, it will also be the the most irrelevant. The first question he asked was "who are you?". I always wondered why the question "why am I here" was considered irrelevant, but then I realised it was actually "who are you", which would be considered irrelevant.

Converting human nature to mathematical equation? that would drive anyone nuts

I love that this scene is so complex that it warrants subtitles to make it understand

"We wo--" For some reason that was absolutely hilarious to me. Great clip by the way.

"We wo-" It only says that because it gets cut off.

The sequels get a lot of flak, but a scene like this shows they still had some of the philosophical aspects of the first. It was less apparent in the early 2000s, but has become abundantly apparent in the last 5-10 years now that more people are breaking "the system" (of which the Matrix in the movie represents). We are currently witnessing the "systemic anomalies" (i.e. rebelling, rejecting, general disorder) the architect talks about which is going to (as it's put here) fuck shit up. We can already see this, and we can see "the system" is frantically trying to react to it, as nobody is accepting whatever "new" (really re-skinned) system they pump out every few centuries to placate people this time around. They are just going to escalate the pressure until people either do, or it falls apart.

(Keanu Reeves in various emotions and facial expressions) >>> Actually that's the glitch. He was programmed to have no any emotion and flat expression.

the architect - my current favorite matrix character

Man. Re watching this scene as an adult made me kind of have some understanding of this scene which is my favourite.

I love that you even cut-off the "won't" subtitle at the end of the video. Great video! Great "simplification"

architect= arch i tech the maker of the arc to bend reality with symbolism, light, and all things to keep you busy from what are we or where are we really- or (arch it ect.).

Ergo. Vis-à-vis. Concordently!

1:44 I love just watching that bit over and over. Somewhere, there are all these hilarious recordings of Keanu just going off at a camera.

The "Exactly numb nuts" bit cracks me up everytime 😂😂

Writer of matrix is an enlightened being.... Director is great... Rest all are the best....

This video with its interpretations is absolutely genius. I could watch this a million times. Perfectly done.

Maybe everything tastes like chicken in The Matrix because the architect is Colonel Sanders.

You are likely to fuck even the most basic shit up.. I literally died when I read that Lmfao

So Mr. Sunday Movies is doing the Matrix and it inevitably led me here. Concordantly, I saw this video. Effing hilarious...visa vie the ingenious captions. 👏👏👏

The funniest part is the very end when not just the clip cuts short but the subs as well. Very enjoyable.

Fucking subtitles, man. Oh my god. They're great.

thought this was gonna be a mockery, but it was a decent cliffnotes version for folks who couldnt follow the big words so fast. not bad

In "The Matrix Reloaded" The dialogue between Neo and The Architect was quite intriguing; here's a snippet of the latter part of the discourse. The Architect - "Hope, it is the quintessential of human delusion, simultaneously the source of your greatest strength, and your greatest weakness." Neo - "If I were you, I would hope we don't meet again." The Architect - "We won't." Beyond the philosophical undertone of "Hope" being the quintessential of human attributes and simultaneously an emotional paradox, the dialogue also exploits linguistic idiosyncrasies. Like the pervasiveness of ambiguity in semantics eliciting multiple interpretations. Primarily "Hope," a homonym; words that have the same spelling and pronunciations, with polysemic meanings. The Architect used "Hope" to highlight human desires and personal attainments, and although these aspirations in itself is not a delusion, the arbitrary-compartmentalizing of "Hope" can induce anecdotal connotations. The inferential reliance on "Hope" will bring fruition.

this really is the perfect translation for people who don't understand this scene!

omg what is that awesome Chinese fiddle music? PLEASE I need more

The Matrix architect = Sigmund Freud

love when neo threatens his ass at the end

So god isn't the universe, he just made the physical world we live in. According to this, goddess is who allows us to have free will when the father would rather micromanage every action. Agent smith is more or less the Architect's son which is a virius, or the antichrist who seeks to overthrow god or the Architect (saturn complex) And neo seems to be christ who more or less follows the guidance of the goddess. Not necessarily attempting to oppose or submit to god, but establishing equality.

this is my favorite Matrix "explained" type video. The captions are hilarious * No shit Sherlock" *rabble rabble rabble*

Sad thing is some people actually need this 'translation' and I'm serious. The sheer number of people saying this scene was hilarious because he just talks shit, or they ask if anyone 'worked out' what he was saying, is *extremely* worrying.

Trinity is the true creator she brought Neo into the understanding of the matrix so that he would become the new architect. This is all a test for Neo to see how well he can assimilate the program and then rewrite it to become something better. The architect will be neos new job in the matrix.

That.... was fucking BRILLIANT!! Kudos to the translators! LMFAO!!

I use this to teach SAT vocab

"And i , am the Shit." - greatest translation ever.

When he states how the process has altered your consciousness, it makes you wonder how consciousness alters other things, laws and mathematical factors in the universe... I know that Neo is an anomaly but it makes you think about the mathematical implications of consciousness.. basically I'm intertwining psychology with physics and maths etc. Philosophy to help this point along could be in how if a tree falls and theirs nothing around to hear it, does it make a sound? Does consciousness create reality, what are the implications of that? Yes maybe their is no choice in reality but maybe also humans having the same capacity for intelligence for hundreds of thousands of years means that we transcended into an existence with significant levels of computation of that of the universe except with self awareness and choice and functioning to bring phenomenon into existence which wouldn't have been possible beforehand (if we're the only sentient life) this potentially creating anomalies within the computation of the universe.. computation leads to rise in computation, as you are data, conscious with higher cognitive functioning. Though, perhaps the principles of the universe were always enabling of consciousness but then why would such existence of consciousness be mathematically possible without existence of consciousness at one point.. maybe the rules weren't their at one time and like time travel and rewriting history, the rewriting of mathematics occurred but also technically didn't.. you can factor in alternate universes, dimensions.. and how vastly intelligent people have worked on maths which shall remain obsolete and unusable by our current standard if technology.. what of when we transcend again.. maybe then it shall be usable.. When we are virtually immortal. Maybe maths is the key to understanding our relationship between consciousness and the universe.. just a thought. Ergo vis a vis concordantly.. pertinent.... google don't delete my messages (:

Such witty subtitles I love it!

Yes, now you are on the right track. Those depos were concealed, fact not fiction. It truly looks like both attorneys are involved.

the problem is in fact , CHOICE there is none in reality. :)

I watched this shit when it was first posted and that fucking fiddle has haunted me since. Lol

I love your subtitles

I believe the Oracle is behind it all, from the beginning, and the architect is just playing his role.

Always watch this whenever I have trouble sleeping

Choice = choice Choice = force Force = strength That which has force sic chooses.

"Other than that though, the Matrix is awesome, and I... am the shit." Fucking hell. If only the actual dialogue in this scene was like this. I would have been rolling even more than I am now.

To me the Architect is the Demiurge... the Matrix is May... Zion is the Circle of Samsara... or was the Oracle? Damm!!!!

I don't know if it's a coincidence but I was just reading "studies in pessimism" by Schopenhauer, and the philosophy within that book is similar to what I am watching in this video. Was this movie inspired by Schopenhauer's philosophy?

At1:46 the architect tells me you that he has a6 incarnation of the one. The multiple reactions on the screen behind him are not effects. They are the architect attempting to predict Neo's actions or his choice. Choice equals free will. Individuality and uniqueness. Smith represents purpose, conformity and ultimately a type of stillness and lack of innovation which is just as dangerous to the machine consciousness as it is to human beings. I'm from the school that believes that Neo and Smith are both aspects of the one. New York believe and tells me you as much in the third movie. She says that he is the equation trying to balance itself. In response to neo being inbalance incarnate.

the subtitles though, lol

This demonstrates the mentality of those who govern others. They often try to alter your perception by showing you what theyd like you to suppress your ability to perceive what everyone sees.

about the Oracle she is the one who guide but also created the one, and who corrupted smith into this virus antichrist (legion, who was not into the other version of the precedent version of Neo), she is the most important character of the whole serie, pity that most didnt understand the 3 movie, its my favorite, I saw it in theaters and Ive found it very brillant. That is the way ive understand it, we can compare the architect to Adam and the oracle to Lilith or Eve in the Bible, and Neo to the Christ and Smith to the Antichrist (Legion). Its all a planned senario by the Architect and the oracle who have their own freewill about the future of the Matrix itself, but the one and smith is all made by the oracle. She was programmed to have compassion with mankind and understand their nature, this is why there is alots of faith and christian element into her function and senario. Architect------- I have since come to understand that the answer eluded me because it required a lesser mind, or perhaps a mind less bound by the parameters of perfection. Thus the answer was stumbled upon by another - an intuitive program, initially created to investigate certain aspects of the human psyche. If I am the father of the matrix, she would undoubtedly be its mother. Neo: The Oracle. Architect: Please. As I was saying, she stumbled upon a solution whereby nearly 99% of all test subjects accepted the program, as long as they were given a choice, even if they were only aware of the choice at a near unconscious level. While this answer functioned, it was obviously fundamentally flawed, thus creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Ergo those that refused the program, while a minority, if unchecked, would constitute an escalating probablility of disaster. end of the last movie------- Architect- youve played a dangerous game Oracles- change always is Architect- just how long do you think this peace is going to last ? Oracles- as long as it can. Smith to neo- we are not here beacause we are free, we are here beacause we are not free, there is no escaping reason to not denying purpose beacause we both know that without porpose, we would not exist. Neo let himself be killed at the end of the 3 beacause he understand his sacrifice will safe mankind and it was all planned by the Oracles about the deal he did with the central program of machine, to kill smith in exchange of peace. The machine have been fooled by their own creation, the program (neo the oracle and smith) these 3 are all bound. (((((((no neo is not the first (the one) but there was no antichrist (agent smith version) this is why this time things are fully differnet at the end. And the purges was not made this time by the machine of the human.))))))))

Only Lie can lie Everything as Truth yet Truth never lies. Therefore Truth can walk on Water. Truth can move mountains on The World of a Lie. Lie goes into its own trapment because it can't tell which one is a Lie and which one is Truth. The result is then a chaos not order. Therefore stay Always in Truth. Amen.

"Old white motherfucker" was the original audio dubbing (to the spanish) for one of the neos.

It's funny. When I was a kid I thought it was confusing as fuck. But now, his intellectual candor makes perfect sense. I dont need the subtitles.

Best scene of the movies. Excellent dialogue

Epic work on those subtitles hahaha

Choice is a tree that start's with a seed and grows into a trunk, this metaphorical trunk of time, causality (cause/effect), and decision branches in 2 with every choice we make, (this is a growing parallel dimension) It is until then, we become a tangled mess of calculation.... When we are no longer physically capable of making decision or choice...we leaf🍃at the end of our time, (our metaphorical lifetime).. And when we "leave🍂"..we become something new. (In Death) What tree are you growing ? 1. Become a breath of fresh air for your neighbors! 2. Turn over a new leaf with your branch... 3. Find peace........ in all those fall's Yes...your life is a fork. (Ouch) Continue to fail to find a better path. I am willing to bet...when you die you will see the entire tree you have created in time and space...from a distance..removed from your own earthly experiences.... Would you be content with what you created with your fork (your life)? 🔱 Skewered with judgment.🌡🔥⚡

The Matrix is awesome and I......am the shit

enjoyed your interpretation/translation of this grandiose scheme (***cough*** i meant, scene) in the Matrix. "Nigga pleez" hil-LAR-ious!

male/female, straight/curved, rationality/intuition. this duality is found throughout the series, and Neo represents the positive balance between the two. some of the characters embodying these parts, respectively, are as follows: architect/oracle, commander locke/morpheus, merovingian/persephone. To a great degree it is also represented by smith/neo, although these two represent more the kundabuffer/kundalini in the final battle.

Wait... The Architect: "I prefer counting from the emergence of one integral anomaly to the emergence of next, in which case this is the 6th version." But the Oracle stumbles upon the solution (which causes the anomaly) in the 2nd iteration, meaning the first version that had the "integral anomaly" that he's counting them by was actually the 3rd version not the 1st. Making this the 8th version, not the 6th. So when he resets the process at the end of this speech, the 9th version would begin.

If I’m talking to him, I would say “Sir, You’re too complicated. please speak ENGLISH”

Kobiety stworzyły system wiele słońc i księżyców temu . bez zgrania i jedności nie mamy szans przetrwać w wszechświecie tym bardziej jeśli zgaśnie słońce powstanie czarna dziura ( duże prawdopodobieństwo ) wszystko ma swój sens i cel... Trzeba jeszcze umieć spojrzeć ludzkim okiem na cały świat :)

KERPLAHHH!!!! I lost my shit with that lmaoo

so is this why the merovingian tells morpheous that choice is an illusion created by those who have power (Architect and the Oracle) and those that do not (neo, morphed us, trinity, the people of zion etc.)

There is no way that we won't tell that stuff has already been done.

This scene reminds me of my end of year tax meeting with the Architect but in my version of the Matrix he is an accountant.

They're pretty much synonomous, thus while regrettable, the error is nonetheless comprehensible.

i honestly don't know why that background music never made it in the theatrical version!

"Hope. It's THE human condition". Accurate as FUCK.

The fact that people find this scene confusing escapes me

So bassically , "The Architect - "lol"........" aaaaaaannd end of the world...

Wait, is this man god? Or just colonel sanders?

What's sounds in the background

This is all almost like my job evaluation meeting but when I leave I don't threaten my boss.

Just another typical Hollywood movie where the villain actually knew what he was talking about.

Those captions were great. This scene may not have been panned so much of they had added them to the theatrical release

I thought someone who doesn't use English as a first language typed the whole thing into Google Translate or something like that. Until 'I am the Shit'. laaaawwwwwwwwl.

Dude!!!!! The subtitle analysis was really good, and had me laughing my balls off!!!!!!