The Art Of Happiness | The Tim Dillon Show

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Tim is skeptical about Finland being the happiest country on earth given their artistic contributions. He tries to get tickets to Hunter Biden’s latest high profile art show and wants everyone rein it in.
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@tech1238 Год назад

That Keeps segment was life changing

@miroirs-jumeaux Год назад

41:20

@TheHalo14aus Год назад

One of the greatest ad reads of all time

@morganociardha1016 Год назад

Ever since I started listening to Tim, I've lost 30 Ibs of pre-cocaine weight. Thank you Tim.

@jjms7167 Год назад

sounds like an injury. Sue Tim with his promo code?

@lilbov8524 Год назад

keep going bro need to follow in your footsteps

@travisfreeman2793 Год назад

@@jjms7167 ww

@kingjames7904 Год назад

Ive sold 30lbs of cocaine

@lHomelanderI Год назад

Keep following your dreams

@ethanwetzel7 Год назад

The keeps ad story was an absolute gem 😂

@miroirs-jumeaux Год назад

41:22 yes…

@Myllys2 День назад

Poor Bianca 😅

@yakivpopavich Год назад

3:50 AM on a Monday morning, a stoned insomniac just enjoying Tim.

@stephenrodgers9698 Год назад

I'm glad I'm not alone 🙏 have a blessed evening brother

@darkonation Год назад

😂 I'm with ya

@paaulistta Год назад

Just finished rolling mine

@imnotbenavery9220 Год назад

Grabbing two more uncrustables

@jasonyount6036 Год назад

My people 😂

@sterfry315 Год назад

Best thing to ever pop up while I’m sleep deprived

@almo33YO Год назад

FRFR

@Walleyedskink8 Год назад

Same here 😂

@bcb5696 Год назад

Literally just got the notification while in bed bored looking for vids to watch

@AllySimply Год назад

Sameeeeeee

@anarmyoftigers Год назад

Let’s Gooooo!!!

@ETAisNOW Год назад

Listening to this at 4am getting my jogging in, passerbys probably think I’m listening to something motivating but it’s Tim Dillion

@jawlinejawlinejawline Год назад

Tim is enough motivation

@Lishkabro Год назад

When two joggers cross each other listening to Tim a singularity is born and all that we know will cease to exist. Please be careful.

@B.C.101 Год назад

Are you trying to say Tim Dillon isn't motivational? How dare you. Tim Dillon gave me the inspiration to start selling sub prime mortgages in the tri state area, do Percocet, and have serious lunches.

@thomasnohejl8196 Год назад

Looking at Tim mtoivates me to stay in good physical shape too.

@Brad-cb5sy Год назад

Try being at the gym people be like why he keep laughing mid lift

@snoogcity Год назад

KEEPS needs to give Tim Dillon a raise .

@trentonwiges7795 Год назад

Bro I was so invested into that read

@DannySullivanMusic Год назад

i agree! precisely true dude

@vaughncollins1386 Год назад

Yeah maybe I was high but I feel like that was the most intense ad read he’s done it was sweet so glad I didn’t skip it

@TRLgoodvibesdotcom Год назад

For Biancas sake

@DougGunty Год назад

Can you get a grammy for a ad read ? That was true poetry. Also that insight into male - female relationships is why people question his G card lol

@MonsterMogster Год назад

They made a joke about Finland on a Danish TV show a few years ago, and it was brilliant. Apparently before Finland was the happiest country in the world they had the highest rate of suicide in the world. So the bit was that all the unhappy people in Finland had killed themself.

@Emidretrauqe Год назад

Nature finds a way.

@runswithraptors 5 месяцев назад

Oh boy sounds like the USA is right on track for a rebound then

@tlc12070 Год назад

Tim needs his own sunglasses brand

@Penellabella Год назад

Good idea, but you likely would not be able to afford them if he did.

@KKevinnnn Год назад

sunglasses need Tim to promote their brand

@Penellabella Год назад

@@KKevinnnn the brands he wears do not pay for promotion.

@KKevinnnn Год назад

@@Penellabella right over your head

@hitmarkler Год назад

Greetings from Finland! You are one of the main sources where i get my weekly dose of happiness 😄

@robbieceez7052 Год назад

going to tim dillons house, and he points to a painting and says "this is an original hunter biden" is the best comedy bit ive ever heard in my 30 year old life

@plnkfloydian7814 Год назад

Cringe

@LordTempist Год назад

But wait, there's more:)

@stimp1660 Год назад

Comedy bit or possible real life situation

@brandonerick Год назад

HEY HEY HEY, we don’t talk about Hunter around here, got it?! It’s a non-issue as far as I’m concerned.

@4doorsmoorhoors542 Год назад

@@brandonerick we? There is no we in your statement.

@RD-qb7sd Год назад

Tim really understands the root of Finnish happiness. That fish and potato vs fame comparison really clicked with me.

@thetavibes9021 Год назад

I want to live and die in Scandinavia...

@AlCapwn369 Год назад

A little fish, little potato

@peterkovach8655 Год назад

"art for art's sake" resonated with me. Rare to see that in the States.

@DannySullivanMusic Год назад

bingo! without a doubt correct

@rachelengstrom9120 Год назад

Adjust your expectations.

@KidBaklava504 Год назад

Twinkle Toes Tim keeping us on our toes with these random releases.

@tarico4436 Год назад

Are you saying he's light in the loafers?

@jackwebb3757 Год назад

I'm officially a lost soul. I'm at my happiest when there is a new ep.

@feanor7080 Год назад

Rock bottom is great isn’t it

@jeffreyscroggs3878 Год назад

@@feanor7080 ...^..." YES or yes" !?!

@Fabian080690 Год назад

Tim appreciating art is like when Jack Nicholson's joker breaks into Gotham's modern art museum in Tim Burton first Batman lol

@QEsposito510 Год назад

What I wouldn’t give to see Tim jog around the Guggenheim to Prince’s “Partyman” and review/vandalize art.

@ireallylikeasoiaf4946 Год назад

@@QEsposito510 we need that guy to do a deepfake with Tim as joker and Theo and Shane and company as the henchman

@unofficialAJP Год назад

Ah perfect timing! Day four of my speedball binge, and I can listen to something other than the shadows on my drive to work. Thanks Tim!

@LRGDuran 3 месяца назад

Nice Im on day 3 on a cocaine binge. All I can do is listen to my heart and Tim.

@JacksVideoEmporium Год назад

I’m a Brit living in Finland and Tim has nailed his take on Finland and Fins. ‘The happiest nation’ is not the correct terminology. But it’s definitely comfortable and calming here. Also we sauna most days

@jlshel42 Год назад

Say hello to the blonde boys in the sauna for us

@terryhollen8235 Год назад

What minority population does Finland have?

@drgonzo1971 Год назад

@@terryhollen8235 Sami and some Muslims

@elemenz888 Год назад

then you finish the day with some sausage a beer and a nice little suicide.

@user-mq1up2fw4r Год назад

@@drgonzo1971 what the hell is a Sami.?

@Hungryhipoe Год назад

Tim’s ad reads are really a good reflection of the times we’re living in 😂

@leol4863 Год назад

Keeps read was an absolute roller coaster

@SamAdams73 Год назад

Surprised he didn’t mention “happy” Finland being part of an ad campaign for it’s NATO membership

@TheJoshestWhite Год назад

It was meant to go without saying

@pearz420 Год назад

Finland embraces the Insect Hegemon. Don't you want to be happy like Finland?

@KristopherBaker Год назад

for the last 6 years?

@markfrenzel4718 Год назад

The Keeps Ad was a freakin masterpiece. They should pay double for that read. 😂

@2010kgurl Год назад

The Fins are depressed as fuck. I lived there. The only reason they score high on these quizzes is because they are drunk.

@veggiequeen2738 Год назад

😂 I hope that’s true?!

@CGJ703 Год назад

How come when they’re drunk they’re happy but in the US you blow your head off or drive into on coming traffic when you get a buzz?

@chuckn4851 Год назад

@@CGJ703 🤓🤓🤓🤓

@TheHorse_yes Год назад

As a Finn, I must salute Tim Dillon's take on our nation. Very true about the trees. Also, Tim is America in a fatshell as usual. Have a great week! Regards, Horse

@badabing2302 Год назад

Should of had a “ I wish u well “ in that comment.

@andrewwhite9739 Год назад

Tim explains things well. Long Island people are really funny. They're ball busters. Its fun to see.

@keithriggle3192 Год назад

I wish you well

@BlekJamal Год назад

@@badabing2302 its a real knife fight out there , I wish him well... truly.

@wat4036 Год назад

Thing is a lot of people actually enjoy nature in the US where I live.

@gavintfrye Год назад

It’s 3:30 in the morning and I’m at work and was literally just thinking.. “wow dude, your life sucks. There’s nothing worth living for” then this podcast showed up on RU-vid. You saved my life. I’m alive: fin.

@sergioescarfuller8941 Год назад

Oh bro ik how clutch that feels

@drewk7877 Год назад

Hit the archives

@thegnosticalien Год назад

Seeing the colorful reflection briefly when the light hits those shades just right… thats happiness to me

@cecilyerker Год назад

Fuck yeah

@allyjay7395 Год назад

Gay

@mediocreape Год назад

this epissode was actually good. holy shit tim is back.

@youlig1 Год назад

Tim was never gone xD

@Markkah Год назад

Dillon fan here from Finland, born and bred here. It's a country, where suicide is high, the welfare system is run on endless debt increasing every year, people are on anti-depressants, darkness lasting almost the whole year, big number of alcoholics, the only nordic country, which never recovered from the 2008 economy collapse, soon we are gonna to war with Russia for your american miitary complex and hegemony and suffer the faith of the Ukraine as well, but yeah happiest people for sure. -love and greetings from Finland

@somethingfishy1802 Год назад

On my devastating days on work I put this on at 5am to prepare my high level day with the lowest of the low, cheers

@Andres-yu4uf Год назад

"I´m going to say it: We shouldn't hit women" Tim used all his strength to pronounce those words

@cockbitter_925 Год назад

Its the K

@DannySullivanMusic Год назад

for real dude. entirely right

@grocerybaggy Год назад

He winked in sarcasm when he said that, you just can't tell because of the sunglasses

@reidsimonson Год назад

Bill Burr has a good bit on this.

@GeekyFast Год назад

I mean we let them speak AND vote. Isn't that enough already?

@xXxGrEeN_BaStArDxXx Год назад

Very true about boomer parents. I got shot when I was 10 and ran into my parents’ house. My mom screamed at me “You’re bleeding on the carpet go outside!”

@jumbolumps666 Год назад

Jesus Christ, man. I don't even know you and I know you're more important than the carpet

@sunnsnowmussoorie3557 Год назад

Blood is very hard to get out of carpets. Bleeding on carpets is generally frowned upon.

@michaelsillusion Год назад

This is what being an American means to me.

@TheJoshestWhite Год назад

So then she shot you again?

@anelisa4 Год назад

😂 Being an American to me!...

@josef2012 Год назад

"Won't someone think of the children?!?"- Concerned Mom Timmy is a real vibe 🌈

@boogrlovr Год назад

tim's ad reads are the most entertaining of any podcast i watch. makes me actually want to listen to the ads, lol

@huginnandmuninn4865 Год назад

Nothing better than a coffee and some Tim Dillon in the morning

@guitarware Год назад

The band HIM is Finlands greatest contribution culturally on the world 😂

@noblepolygon8694 Год назад

I left America in 2016 exactly for this. I live in Italy in a nice 3-bedroom condo that I own in a nice safe city. My wife and I work at home, walk together, and see our kids daily. What more do you need?

@erichazell6876 Год назад

You're a national treasure Mr. Dillon

@FunnyDougy Год назад

Can you imagine the nightmare of "working together on a nice piece of art" with Tim? I am imagining it, and I want to see videos of it.

@curlyshezz1 Год назад

Oh shit, I sent him a DM already...just thinking about the reality of this. Hellscape😂

@Michellehas2ls Год назад

❤ The little house with the little fish and little potatoes… should be a Finnish children’s book! Am 1/2 Finn and nature is absolutely my entertainment - I walk to the river daily and feed the chickadees from my hand. TIL it’s in my blood.

@ChrisDragotta Год назад

What is TIL?

@mikedonavan Год назад

they have a 5 miullion population....the us prison populaition is probly bigger than that

@pineapplesalad6494 Год назад

@@ChrisDragotta You put it on little potato in Finland when you eat it with little fish.

@zacharylester667 Год назад

@@ChrisDragotta today i learned

@jeffreyscroggs3878 Год назад

@@ChrisDragotta..like......"Float me $20 TIL' I get Paid" ... eh'.?.

@jillatilano8943 Год назад

I love you, Tim Dillon. You are so unique...perhaps one of the greats? I have two weeks clean. Your open struggle with sobriety, smoking, all that...helps others more than you know

@LoyalOpposition Год назад

Congratulations!

@barnumcapote8215 Год назад

Keep going 🎉

@D6LL6S Год назад

High af making bagels looking for something to watch.. New Timmy d epi at 3:40 am yessirrrr

@jawlinejawlinejawline Год назад

Yessirskiii

@flusterzero Год назад

Tim, Months ago on your Podcast. You were saying people in small towns that the only thing they could dream about is winning money at the casino. With myself having no aspirations at the time I'd decided to pursue this. I'm proud to announce I've made enough money to buy a 3060 ti graphics card and now generate sexy gay joe biden AI art. Thanks Tim!

@pault6347 Год назад

Go big or go home lol 💪💥💥 YAAASSSS QUEEN

@4doorsmoorhoors542 Год назад

In the countries that are voted the happiest, its considered weird to smile at strangers becasue you dont want them to think they know you when they dont. They will also wait to leave their house if their neighbor is outside so they dont have to interact. If thats happiness, keep it.

@dr.spacekitten1079 Год назад

Sounds lovely

@Emidretrauqe Год назад

@@dr.spacekitten1079 I'm an American and I thought we already did that here

@5phany5 5 месяцев назад

Usually big cities do that and some suburbs.@Emidretrauqe

@runaway_slav Год назад

Love the glasses, may the blessing of seeing one’s own impoverished reflection be bestowed upon us heathens.

@reneeimage3879 Год назад

Perfect timing for some of us over in east coast Tim ! Some of us don’t go by our circadian rhythm ! 😹

@QEsposito510 Год назад

Don’t ever let your circadian rhythm push you around, YOU are the boss!!

@AlCapwn369 Год назад

Listening to this at the airport, laughing out loud like a maniac at Tim saying "Sue!"

@molly4539 Год назад

Nothing like a hot cup of coffee and Tim rants in the morning. Happy Monday! ❤

@elmosbigtoe8457 Год назад

I was listening to this at work on Spotify, and without watching the video, I already knew he had the glasses on 🤣🤣. He’s ruthless when he has the glasses on 😂

@camromo7335 Год назад

Just parked my estate to catch up with Timmy, nice to see your farther from the edge

@kevinblue1976 Год назад

The keeps ad is just what I needed to get through this Monday

@ryanl3812 Год назад

Damn that Keeps ad read is a certified hood classic

@GibberishPoetry Год назад

"THIS IS GOOD! It's better than that b*tch in Finland!" I AM DYING 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@elzorab85 Год назад

Andrew is in home arrest so maybe we can have him on the next show :)

@TheRubberStudiosASMR Год назад

I had an absolutely horrible morning. Thank Christ this was uploaded ❤

@galloburrito4252 Год назад

Hope things get better. ❤

@TheRubberStudiosASMR Год назад

@@galloburrito4252 Thanks mate. Maybe I should move to Finland lol

@jrad724 Год назад

You can get a cardboard box and keep voting dem and you don't even have to go to Finland 😂

@tigereye8593 Год назад

I get excited when Tim uploads but I get depressed when he begins talking about the miserable world we live in. lol

@garyny4073 Год назад

Rubber - what goes on in the rubber studios 😊😊

@Aleph-Zero Год назад

This is probably one of the best motivational self-help episode of all time.

@chasethreshing Год назад

"People don't have the time to hate as much as they would like" The Bread and Circus is unbelievably important.

@No5elfCTRL Год назад

It's 3am and I'm bottle feeding my newborn child to Timmy D. He's really giving me things to think about. Do I want to force my child to be a TikTok star? Or do I want my child to be happy and make him be raised by wolves

@poweramulets1725 Год назад

Tim wears a dominant east-coast 8th grader back-to-school style.

@Sabodable Год назад

He looks like the 38 year old real life version of the kid from Recess.

@DekkarJr Год назад

That 9 minute ad read for Keeps was one of the best things I've heard in a while from Tim. So vivid.

@joelaraujo1720 Год назад

I fucken love this guy! He is not only a gentle man or a scholar .. but an artist and a very interesting and intelligent human being who says it as it is a true national treasure and the funniest person in podcasts in my humble opinion.

@brookrussell8495 Год назад

I’m obsessed with you. Your commentary is spot on and so rational and common sense based. Always appreciate your takes.

@theforward783 Год назад

We should go see him live

@curiouscroissant5202 Год назад

Hunter’s paintings are part of a “Da Vinci Code” style mystery. I’d say go all in Tim, we need you to crack Da code.

@fckem1000 19 дней назад

I love the commitment to the Keeps ad - above and beyond.

@20th_century_specter Год назад

That Keeps promotion you read is By Far the Greatest ad promotion I've ever heard.

@atrailerinthewoods Год назад

The reflection in Tim's shades is worth a thousand dollars

@roberthuber2770 Год назад

The man is like an angel for degenerates spiraling into madness

@randymccoy2527 Год назад

Waking up at 4:00 to work in this snowy hell, listening to this driving today. It's a great morning

@markroden9968 Год назад

The Keeps ad on this episode was a work of art 😂😂😂

@captainkatz1775 Год назад

Since I've started watching the Tim Dillion, I picked ciggys back up and have abandoned my family for a new and better life.

@mr.cantsay Год назад

Tim's just out here trying to help his schizophrenic audience relapse.

@Andres-yu4uf 3 месяца назад

The little house, with little fish, and little potatoes in the middle of beautiful Finland sounds pretty close to paradise tbh

@ireallylikeasoiaf4946 Год назад

Sitting in the bath, just took three percadoodle do’s, listening to Tim.. life in the big city.

@pesh909 Год назад

I’m Greek and was born with a nice sized hooked nose. A real pearler! Saved up for a nose job thinking it would be the answer to all my anxiety and confidence issues. It wasn’t. Ive got a great nose now, but I felt exactly the same after. I Embraced philosophy and stoicism, and passed the anxiety applying these doctrines. Dunno how much that applies to some trans issues. But I’m sure it’s at least parallel in a-lot of cases. Good EP, Tim. Love from Aus-jail-ya x

@funkyturboman Год назад

Now imagine the people around you think that your acceptance of your nose is polluting children's minds. Seeing as it is wholly unnatural. The parallel would be only a little less silly.

@martymcfly88mph35 Год назад

@@funkyturboman don't diddle kids. It's all we ask.

@Cockmonging Год назад

@@funkyturboman ironically accepting the nose IS the root cause of society (and children by extent) being polluted yes.

@lilbroomstick7914 Год назад

The Tim Dillon show featuring John Pork and they discuss Long Island eats the whole hour. I would say I'm suprised, but i'm not. Truly.

@MrJohnner33 Год назад

I search RU-vid all night for my crack fix and I stumble upon this bad boy. Noise mate. A bloody legend.

@MissWeezeyUSA Год назад

“A 1920’s style tap 👋 … just a light one!” 😂😂😂

@suhkmadiq2992 Год назад

Tim Dillon is the best thing since Sun-Prime mortgages

@narongroad7916 Год назад

41:45 If this story was ad-libed Tim is a genius

@TJ-wn7kc Год назад

First time listening apparently.

@narongroad7916 Год назад

@@TJ-wn7kc I gotta thank your mom for the recommendation.

@hwholmes9683 Год назад

One thing I really appreciate from the Tim Dillon show is that his ad reads are funny, probably the funniest ad reads in the whole podcast scene. A close second is Yannis.

@bernadettefaure561 Год назад

Tim, you're the only thing that gets me up and doing chores. Glasses forever

@keenanlarsen1639 Год назад

I was kinda hoping that Hunter himself would have answered their phone call to the gallery

@BootsieTheGreek Год назад

Finlands population has less than 1% black population 🤣🤣🤣🤣 maybe this explains the crime

@garnitan2706 Год назад

"He's a 19 year old. It was a routine heart attack." 🤣🤣🤣

@crochetbitznknits2066 Год назад

Just what i needed this monday morning😂 , cant wait to see you in new burnswick on the 15th!

@Adinovasi Год назад

It's Monday in India and its great to start your week with Tim while extracting DMT😂

@ivanamicimici Год назад

Damn,where you at b? We need you out here!

@tech1238 Год назад

Will you be our friend? 😅

@kurtsteven6228 Год назад

That’s going on in India ?? Making Percs and lean used to be the goldmine

@Adinovasi Год назад

@@kurtsteven6228no Benzo dude...

@garymericano Год назад

@@dhaltonmiller1215 normally I'd say start by boiling 250 grams finely ground Mimosa Hostilis Root Bark in purified water brought to -14ph using sodium chloride then cool and add n-hexane, chloroform, ether, hydrochloric acid, ammonium hydroxide, and anhydrous alcohol 100ml each into a mason jar with a glass lid and strap that to an orbital sander clamped down in a vice in order to shake the hell out of it for about 6 hours and then strain off and evaporate all of the organic solvents, but in India I think the first step has something to do with pooing in the lou….

@reasonablyserious Год назад

This episode's keeps ad was a heartwarming story❤

@jackmacleod9661 Год назад

The Keeps ad read was Sheath Underwear level of unhinged. Loved it.

@BZ-db1ro Год назад

No lie, the story for the KEEPS ad placement was top knotch 🎉😂

@aleslie300 Год назад

God damn we need a movie out of the keeps story

@alexgladwin6211 Год назад

that was the best advert ever...keeps cheers timmy

@blahpearson Год назад

@11:15 "None of that matters to us." Iconic.

@mediocreape Год назад

holy shit tim is on fire!! that keeps ad is the best ad on the planet. no contest.

@AJValentine-uc3pi Год назад

This an excellent distraction from my sleepless manic episode.

@SailorGreenTea Год назад

57:49, look at the lewis in Kitimat-Stikine.

@kalidescopekids Год назад

You hit 100 great pts this episode. Also, Ive seen tons of kids,hurt and killed by the parents living vicariously through the kids.

@baroqueasb6097 Год назад

You don’t ever have to apologize to us little people

@my_youtube_channel7892 Год назад

Finland is the dorky, conservative oldest brother, Norway is the edgy middle brother, Sweden is the free spirit, and Denmark is the youngest little brother everyone likes.

@Cockmonging Год назад

Sweden is the town bike with a third world fetish

@edreesfeda9266 Год назад

Bro the Keeps ad is top 5 for sure 😂

@dustinjohnson1047 Год назад

That KEEPS ad Tim does is hilarious!

@Tom-qp6oh Год назад

Get Colion Noir to come on. I think he's a better bet than David Hogg!

@Rick-bc8lt Год назад

I’m 22 now, but in my junior year of high school, we had a Finnish foreign exchange student. She was absolutely beautiful and what was crazy was, she spoke seven languages. She was redheaded and had a great rack, also had a beautiful figure. She was fluent in seven languages played the harp and gave our class a presentation on what finland was all about. It was great, It’s a damn shame I had a girlfriend at the time