omg..LOL..mike goes, "weather varies"...ha....and then..he..he says, "seattle will have white lightning"...and then he throws a giant moon on miami....i cant fuckin stand it...so goddam awesome..
LOL!!! Mike just made up the definition of a Alberta clipper and acted like he looked it up. This proves he never did any prep work beforehand. A Alberta clipper is a weak low pressure system that comes out of Alberta Canada and tracks southeast and comes out off the coast around the mid Atlantic. Artie and Mike is what made this show.
Only someone who grew up in the unique geographical position of Nyc could live under the illusion that the state borders are actually highways and every major city exists along those lines
Mike was upset they paid him 70 k a year because it made him lose his government check every month He’s on total disability. He doesn’t want to work. He wants to mooch off his mom still. This is why Mike doesn’t do stand up anymore. (Also the fact he wasn’t funny)
Jose Reyes nah, whoever wrote this up for him set him up to show off his lack of knowledge for the lulz. In fact, I noticed an astonishing amount of NYers have this same problem. shit, Arty even thinks St Paul and Minneapolis are the same city.
***** i think not knowing st paul and Minneapolis is more understanding then what mike did. not knowing where texas is? come on. and he put it everywhere but where it was. obv for comedic purposes.
The twin cities are practically the same city, but Artie literally says emphatically "...they're the same exact city, Mike" or I wouldn't have batted an eye. I think it comes down to how New York-centeric these people are. They are truly oblivious to the middle of the country. It was obvious to me Mike was hedging his bets by placing those little weather maker things in the center of like 3 or 4 states so that maybe he'd be close. You really think he is that clever to play a bit off like that? because I don't.
furthermore, by saying he is in on the bit like you are implying would be implying all his bad jokes are done ironically, which I don't buy for a second. He is funny, but he is funny like how the first sharknado was a good movie.
***** i don't agree. just because he does something dosent mean he does it all the time. I just find it hard to believe you could pick a place and put it everywhere but where it actually is skipping over it. he is obv faking because he knows it be funnier. but really who cares.
