The ASMR Roleplay Where You Don't Know What Roleplay It Is [No. 5] 

I feel like this is just one of those choose your own adventure books but instead of flipping to the different pages you’re just reading it straight through and it sounds very incoherent

The way his eyes light up when he says “popsicle sticks” can only look the same as mine did when I saw the notification

“do you mind if i adjust your hair?” *me, a bald man* - sure bro go ahead

LOL THE WAY HE FIXES HIS TIE AFTER THE CUT

I love how he cuts several scenes just as he’s about to loose his shit

Teacher: "The test isn't that confusing." The test:

"Carousel.... *goes in for makeout*" Me: "o-oh? Oh. Oh?"

“Anyway I gotta listen to your temperature” My brain: *struggles to make sense of what he said*

When your goal was to sleep but you get emotionally invested in the storyline.

“This is glue, it keeps glitter in line.” Never has there been a more accurate description of glue.

“how soggy are you feeling today?” like an over saturated cotton ball :/

"I'm just sketching the flames around you" my instantaneous thought was that Elmo meme.

Need a video titled “Gabe and Dr.Goodman go on a date and you third wheel”

The role play is “doctor that cures your insecurities...but like we both have ADHD”

“POPSICLE STICKS” that was the wholesome interaction i’ve had with anybody in a while

"If you hold it just right, you can feel like you've found a cheat code for cutting" Accurate

I got so happy when he lit up and said “popsicle sticks!!” Like, Aw he remembered me.

"Pants! I love pants! How many pairs do you have on?" "....None." "Not...enough....pants..."

Y'know what, imma say he roleplayed as Barbie cuz he's done everything in these videos

I have accepted my new name of “popsicle sticks.”

Marno: “What should it be instead?” Moon: “Carousel” *romance intensifies*

"What should books be called?" "Carousel." *agressively leans in to make out*

The fact that after the kissing between Erin and Marno the next thing is about amnesia implies that Marno knocked out out to give you amnesia so you didn't reveal their at-work relationship

Me: *about to fall asleep* Marno: “oh f*** yeah” Me: 👁👄👁 what! Marno: “ and this is depressed packman 😌

I can’t tell if I’m at a really bad therapist’s office or a really bad doctor’s office.

The excitement that he greets us with when he realizes that we're "Popsicle Sticks" brings me so much joy.

"I can't remember much these days" *has vietnam flashbacks*

“Used to disappoint people who have entered a raffle” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard

Two adults attempt to help a popsicle stick regain its memory while berating its lack of hot dog consumption.

When you're high but formal.

“How many pairs of pants are you wearing” Me: *looks at my nightshirt* “Not enough pairs of pants” Me: heeeeeyyyyyyy... 🥺

This is how a small child would write a story, put a bunch of random things that don’t tie into each other and stuff them together.

The most anticipated sequel in history

ASMR but you're having a really bad acid trip, and as you're traveling through different dimensions you reunite with your imaginary friend.

i WILL find an everyday use for the phrase “the ole malfunc mem” mark my words

Plot twist: the roleplay is actually he is a therapist that's why all the questions are all so random and why he remembers you each time

”If you hold it just right, it can feel like you've found a cheat code for cutting” I have NEVER related to something SO HARD in my life...

did gabe write riverdale because that show makes about as much sense as this

"I can't taste the difference between Goldfish and Cheese Its" 🤣🤣🤣

5:19 "so you like,,, just got knocked in the noodle" is fucking hilarious to me and idk why

SEEING ERIN IN THIS ROLEPLAY LITERALLY MADE MY ENTIRE DAY

How am I supposed to relax when my two favourite asmrtists go in for a kiss not once but twice?!

“What’s that? Someone’s items are helpin’ you remember more clearly?” “Wait, is that true? You’re starting to remember things?” ... “Aw, fuck yeah, let’s keep this ball rolling.” There are moments where Marno becomes too wholesome for this world. This is one of them.

i never thought i needed to hear "Fuck yeah" in ASMR until today

“anyway i gotta listen to ur temperature... *u did a good job* “THAT CRACKED ME UP

Therapy: expensive Marno excitedly calling you "popsicle sticks": free

I'm feeling like a tennis ball left on the field in the rain

"Anyway, I got to listen to your tempreature" Yeah, sure thing... wait what

I never knew how much I missed being called a popsicle stick

Anyone want to bet on how many times they died laughing filming this

My favourite parts of these videos will always be when Marno says something that cracks himself up so he has to cut it, I love it so much

Marno: "And if you could just sit still while i draw your remarkable soulless eyes" Me: "Awee you noticed"

Gabe: POPSICLE STICKS!!! i missed you Me: **sheds a tear** wow no one has ever missed me before :”)

Theory: When quarantine ends, many people have a hard time adjusting to a socially acceptable level of weird, as they were allowed to be as weird as they wanted while social distancing. Now, some people go to appointments where a specialist slowly eases them down into a low level of weird. This is obviously the first appointment.

You know you don’t have to be hungry to eat hot dogs 😂😂😂. I’m done. This is too funny.

I'd say about a wool sock accidentally worn on a 2 hour hike during 90 degree weather kinda soggy today. Edit : woah this is the most amount of likes I've gotten on a comment, ever. thanks.

“The sweat soaked palm of your hand after a lengthy knife fight” I’m dying laughing, these 2 are perfect

THE KISSING PARTS GAVE ME AN ANEURYSM I WASNT EXPECTING THAT NOT ONLY ONCE BUT TWICE

me opening my mouth wide and saying utah: my sleep paralysis demon and the demon under my bed and in my top bunk: ?? also i tried to spell utah as youtah and i cant stop laughing 💀

this is how a concussion check feels when you have a concussion

"How soggy would you say you feel?" Like the vanity counter in a skincare commercial after the actress splashes water on her face

I've watched this about five times now and I just realized they are saying "p.s." and not calling me bullshit Edit: damn, glad im not the only one who cant hear things clearly lol

“It’s about Pac-Man and he’s depressed because no piece fits” Pac-Man kinnie moment 👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨

They always ask how soggy are you feeling today, and not WHY are you feeling soggy today.😥😫😔😭

“How soggy are you feeling?” Like a shower with carpet walls and floors

the 8 dislikes are people that knew what role play it was

My kids and I love your videos. They ask a lot of the time to “watch the funny man” before they go to sleep. We all get big belly laughs at “popsicle sticks!!” and “drinking spaghetti.” I had to tell you that they were playing play doh today and have that little dentist set where you make the play doh teeth and fill cavities. My daughter (4) got the guy prepped for his procedure, then yelled, “bombs away!!” before removing his cavities. Thanks for that hahaha. *High five* *edit: she said “fire in the holes” Not “bombs away” lol. I got the phrases mixed up.

11:19 I feel like he didn’t do that one purpose

I want someone to look at me the way marno looks at us when he says popsicle sticks

People are surprised seeing GoodNight Moon and him together. I am more surprised that I heard him say “F**K Yeah”.

the joy in his eyes as he says 'POPSICLE STICKS' just gives me life

"You starting to remember things? Alright fuck yeah let's keep the ball rolling" 🤣🤣

I've never fangirled over an ASMR video the way I did when he said, "I missed you!" But that record only lasted for a couple seconds cause Erin came in and the fangirling intensified

"Tooth decay is peeing it's pants!" It better not be, it's in my mouth

~*timestamps*~ Intro / promo : 0:00 -2:06 Drumsticks that make noises : 2:07 - 2:29 Talking : 2:30 - 2:59 Weird questions (w/ Dr. Goodman) (some writing) : 3:00 - 5:21 More talking : 5:21 - 5:55 stethoscope w/ inaudible whispering : 5:56 - 6:10 Purple hat : 6:11 - 6:43 Scissors : 6:44 - 7:01 Explaining what a straw is : 7:01 - 7:04 Glue : 7:04 - 7:08 Glitter container : 7:08 - 7:11 Sock : 7:08 - 7:42 Feather (visual trigger) : 7:43 : 9:05 Charger (visual trigger) : 9:06 - 10:09 The cookie incident : 10:10 - 10:42 Goldfish tapping : 10:43 - 10:46 vaping is bad for u and here's why : 10:46 - 10:49 Thumbnail: 10:49 Spray : 10:50 - 11:00 Drawing you (+ some brushing) : 11:00 - 12:26 Earrings : 12:26 - 13:44 Camera : 13:44 - 15:22 Talk on phone : 15:23 - 16:35 More camera : 16:35 - 17:33 T̷̙̰̱͖̝̟̠͈̤̓̑̀͘͜h̷̞̤͍̻̝̱͕̰̭̟̒̑͘ȩ̴̢̝̭̄̀̑͜ ̸̗̙̝͎̌̄̎͒ḋ̵͙̈́̄̇̆̀̒͝e̶͍̭̮̺͔͙͒̍̃̽̿͐́͋͠͠p̷̧̪̘̬̜̅͆̅̂̆̃̑̚͜͝ä̶̧͙̜̞̗̜̲̟́̏͠ͅͅr̸̢̛̭̼̬̮͔̲͓̳̈́̃̍͌͊̇̐̕t̸̛͓̙͂̋̀̈́͊͑̕͝ư̸̧̰̺̭̼͔͆͌̄̓́̉͂͆͝r̴̤̦̻͌̾̎͗̎͒͝ê̷̟̮̲͖̠̼̗͑̓̅͛̕ (+ some extra triggers) : 17:33 -18:33 This took me an hour. It is currently 2am.

These are my favorite. Not only do they help me relax but they give me a chuckle, and he just seems so happy, which makes me happy!

he said “I gotta listen to your temperature” and I didn’t even notice that it was wrong for a good five seconds

"This is a straw. It's for drinking spaghetti." That one got me, I can't

Hearing ASMR-ist swear is something I never knew I needed

This is one of the best series on the channel, always humorous indeed

“This is a sock, it keeps your feet moist” that phrase cornered me in an old rainy ally while wearing a trench coat, beat me within an inch of consciousness, stole my wallet and then threw me over the tracks of a freight train.

I still can’t believe my two favorite ASMRtists are dating now like what are the chances. I LOVE THE WAY THIS CAKE IS CUT.

I watch this video at least once a week, the mix of tingles and humor in these videos make me so happy, and slowly but surely each time I watch it I am more willing to buy raycons

They are so talented... they talk so much nonsense but It still makes kinda sense ig :))

I’m used to him bleeping it or cutting out when he curses, I like it uncensored it’s funnier to me

Pov: you have short term memory loss and all of this happens over 2 weeks but you only remember 18 minutes

i love seeing marno’s chaotic energy corrupting all his collabs. Stay awesome man!

These videos are just so nice, they are just enough that my mind thinks im dreaming when im awake and then once im asleep i have an easier time controlling my dreams so i dont have nightmares

I don’t think Marno even knows what the Roleplay is at this point

This is the level of crackhead energy I want in a relationship

YOU TWO ARE LITERALLY HILARIOUS I LOVE IT

These are really way too funny to be useful for sleep, but they are such a nice, totally random and goofy mood reset after a tough day at work. And I loved seeing Goodnight Moon's cameo. Y'all crack me up. Thanks for posting!

Omg yes I've been waiting for *MONTHS* for the new season of "Gabe: the show"

Everyone crack open the champagne and let's celebrate...he finally did another role play where we don't know what the roleplay is THANKYOU SO MUCH MARNO☺️🎉🎉🎉🥂🍾

Honestly this is the first time I really sat down and watched one of Marno's videos, and I have to say, I wasn't expecting this, but I also wasn't disappointed

thanks for making these incredibly chaotic and truly unpredictable videos, theyre the cheat code to tricking my brain into not feeling anxiety long enough to get to sleep

Marno: This is a sock, it's meant to keep your feet wet Everyone else in the trench: *visible confusion and concern*

*Marno plays with a sock and has to make sure he isn’t considered a kids channel:* 7:40

I can tell you have a lot of fun making these videos, honestly makes me feel happy just bc of the cuts right before you start laughing and break character 🤣

These two fit eachother so well it's so adorable 🥺🥺