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The Atheist Virgin | Ep. 121 - Lifeline 

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@SupergoodStudios
@SupergoodStudios Месяц назад
Join us over at patreion.com/lifelineluxury
@OfflineMafia
@OfflineMafia Месяц назад
sendemletters'nmoneyorders'nmake'mmytroops
@NSTLgng
@NSTLgng Месяц назад
Patreion!
@Downes_Indrome
@Downes_Indrome Месяц назад
@@NSTLgng Nice catch
@den.james1
@den.james1 Месяц назад
Matt LOVESSS the OG Farquaad cut, dude. It gets closer and closer to his earlobes every week. 🧔🏻‍♀️
@TheFinisher669
@TheFinisher669 Месяц назад
*original
@SilencedLamb69
@SilencedLamb69 Месяц назад
He is very farquad-esque rn
@malikd.7306
@malikd.7306 Месяц назад
That emoji 😂😂
@jeff8509
@jeff8509 Месяц назад
My hair grows Farquadian when it gets long. My girl rips on me until I get a haircut, even though I’m 6’4 yknow.
@josephp8183
@josephp8183 Месяц назад
2 minutes of advice, 1 hour of random banter... and I'm here for it
@Ppluvr215
@Ppluvr215 Месяц назад
You’re here for it? Very cool way to talk!
@teiece7890
@teiece7890 Месяц назад
@@Ppluvr215Ok boomer you good?
@rondoespsych5901
@rondoespsych5901 Месяц назад
"Bing bong" on a hat is absolutely insane 🤣
@dweible
@dweible Месяц назад
And yet they still don't have them for sale! 😞
@KodyXXVll
@KodyXXVll Месяц назад
Chris is actually 100% right about the multiple dreams thing. If what Matt was saying was true, then all of my thoughts during the day should be considered one thought until I go to sleep. It’s not. You have multiple, separate, individual dreams with their own completely unrelated scenarios and situations in them. They are not all the same dream.
@antwone94250
@antwone94250 Месяц назад
So I completely agree with you lol, but in order to not be BRM I had to try and make sense of it in my head and the best I could come up with is sometimes a dream is like a movie or regular TV show where it's one connected story, clear beginning, middle and end and sometimes it's like robot chicken where it's an amalgamation of a bunch of different skits in one "show"
@Downes_Indrome
@Downes_Indrome Месяц назад
@@KodyXXVll Examples of being the same dream: I go out to dinner with someone, then we leave, get in a cab, go somewhere else like a coke den, where instantly a whole new scene starts but I just came from the bar and still with the person. Example of different dreams: I go to dinner with that person. We go out, get in our cars and go to our separate homes. When I walk in the door its not my home and I'm instantly dreaming I walked into a trap set up by the dog catcher, realize I'm a dog. No thought or memory of the person. Seems like a whole new dream. Long way to say I think they can sometimes be a long, constant dream and sometimes new dreams seem to form in the same sleep that are different... I guess? Lol
@Downes_Indrome
@Downes_Indrome Месяц назад
Actually that last part gave me this idea; Separate or the same running dreams could be defined by your sleep cycles. All dream(s) during one period of being in deep sleep are one dream while coming out of the dreaming phase stops the one dream and a new dream starts when you go back into that cycle. Sorry, maybe I am way too high to write stuff 😅
@elijahjakobsen7898
@elijahjakobsen7898 25 дней назад
Matt strikes me as someone that got told he's smart once, so he just took it and ran with it like a kid that got told he was special by his mom.
@ohthatmollie
@ohthatmollie Месяц назад
Chris' "proof is in the pudding" monologue got me. 😂
@realtyrocker
@realtyrocker Месяц назад
Sundays are truly for Lifeline
@SuperJhue
@SuperJhue Месяц назад
I used to feel the same way as the last person until I heard this quote, 'You'll worry less about what people think of you when you realize how seldom they do.'
@realtyrocker
@realtyrocker Месяц назад
It doesn't matter if you KNOW someone lives there or not. It's not your property!!!!! S'MAD FOR YOU DUUUUUUDE
@amandapandabb
@amandapandabb Месяц назад
same same same same same! that one baffled me 🤯
@SpaceGhostMars94
@SpaceGhostMars94 Месяц назад
Easy solution to the strangers having a pool in your driveway: CANNONBALL!
@hyperbaroque
@hyperbaroque Месяц назад
FIRING UNLICENSED ORDNANCE WITHIN CITY LIMITS $250,000
@SpaceGhostMars94
@SpaceGhostMars94 Месяц назад
@@hyperbaroque WATCHING THE TRESPASSERS TURN INTO CONFETTI: PRICELESS
@hyperbaroque
@hyperbaroque Месяц назад
@@SpaceGhostMars94 VISA: WE MAKE YOUR ADVERTISING DREAMS COME TRUE
@o00thunderhawk00o
@o00thunderhawk00o Месяц назад
Just put up a sign . Just says "fuck" in the middle of the driveway.
@mattdelia
@mattdelia Месяц назад
I’m so mad rn. The guy said towels but meant BLANKETS. And I didn’t realize it until I saw the comments. Angry.
@hi2live
@hi2live 12 дней назад
The best thing about Lifeline is missing a whole bunch of shows and just binging the hell out of them later on. Thanks guys!!
@Tytyyorkie
@Tytyyorkie Месяц назад
He was talking about a blanket and yes, he’s right lol
@mattdelia
@mattdelia Месяц назад
Whoa. Yr right!!!
@hannahbw8329
@hannahbw8329 Месяц назад
Agree.
@jeremyroberts2614
@jeremyroberts2614 Месяц назад
I just turned 32 and still live at home and you guys hurt my feelings
@yansmith9562
@yansmith9562 Месяц назад
@@jeremyroberts2614 S'incy
@ptfarm1704
@ptfarm1704 Месяц назад
Get a job. Like 15 years ago.
@jeremyroberts2614
@jeremyroberts2614 Месяц назад
@@ptfarm1704 I have one Mr. Farm :(
@TheFinisher669
@TheFinisher669 Месяц назад
Everyone lives at home.
@Briggs-ht1oh
@Briggs-ht1oh Месяц назад
Homeless people exist
@brianjenkins5429
@brianjenkins5429 Месяц назад
🇧🇷 Just got back from Belo Horizonte, visiting my gf's family and friends. Took me years to find the love of my life. You are younger than Chris (if that's possible) and have soooo much time to find someone. Set up boundaries, choose your next girl. There are a lot of women who would never do that to you. Be patient
@Handlewithluv
@Handlewithluv Месяц назад
“… the day he moved out he stopped the lisp” laughed so hard I stopped laughing immediately. Ever done that??
@danm2084
@danm2084 Месяц назад
Why did they suddenly think the first guy was talking about towels? He was talking about blankets.
@oxxyy4009
@oxxyy4009 Месяц назад
Chris's insecure "that's never happened to me, I lay it down" and then proceeds to make it all about him absolutely KILLED me. I was cackling.
@jeff8509
@jeff8509 Месяц назад
The first question - towels, dosn’ matta. Blankets? Yes. Thats basically how you tell which side should be at your feet. Like comforters and sheets and shit? You don’t have that tag up in your face when you get comfy.
@chandlerwilloughby4843
@chandlerwilloughby4843 Месяц назад
This podcast sounds like Three co workers waiting for the technical difficulties to be resolved
@BTA796
@BTA796 Месяц назад
Just recently broke up with my gf of 4.5 years, so that break up advice hit home. Love you boys, thank you for always making us laugh through the hard times. Life keeps on rippinnnnnnn !!! Bing Bong !!!!!
@carriemroczkowski9409
@carriemroczkowski9409 Месяц назад
Love Matt’s “Bing Bong” hat. That should be printed on everything!
@mattdelia
@mattdelia Месяц назад
🤣
@ndawg8168
@ndawg8168 Месяц назад
"and they can just be bangarangin and mommy and daddy won't even know" was so slept on 44:57
@4Timesdafunky
@4Timesdafunky Месяц назад
I think the first guy meant blankets specifically. He only mentioned towels to describe the tag.
@yansmith9562
@yansmith9562 Месяц назад
Long live Lifeline!🤗
@robertjchoi5012
@robertjchoi5012 Месяц назад
Matt is actually really well spoken and doesn’t trip up with umms of uuhhhs. Hadn’t noticed it / took it for granted before Chris said it
@marcosgin777
@marcosgin777 Месяц назад
The chemistry is so on point in this episode
@levi9193
@levi9193 Месяц назад
Visiting the states I noticed a lot of people do blatant asshole things and they just rely on the fact that other people can't or won't cause the hassle necessary to stop them. I was actually shocked because where I come from everyone is super self aware and courteous of the people around them, not looking for every little excuse to take advantage of them.
@deepseablu91
@deepseablu91 Месяц назад
I totally agree with Chris about dreams. My entire life, I’ve had multiple dreams some nights and it’s insane when I remember them all. They’re each distinct and totally different and have differing themes. I still love you Matt! BING BONG ❤❤
@camiiii31
@camiiii31 Месяц назад
Matt looks like SUCH a supporting character from the 90s Nickelodeon cartoon Hey Arnold.
@CR_22
@CR_22 Месяц назад
“Shirts and dreams” print that shirt asap 😂
@j.a.r.family2576
@j.a.r.family2576 Месяц назад
BING BONG! Matt's cut is getting wild!!! GOT'OUTTA THAT ONE!!!
@jo5hy
@jo5hy Месяц назад
matt came in hot this ep 😂😭
@DaLilVivi96
@DaLilVivi96 Месяц назад
Omg when they start arguing about the candies topic 🤣
@marysue3164
@marysue3164 Месяц назад
37:50 Matt not wearing hat 38:03 camera clicks back to Matt who's suddenly wearing hat.
@totalSLACK
@totalSLACK Месяц назад
Haribo© chewy&crunchy berries & sour fizzy colas... best gummi combo ever.
@friendlypup5650
@friendlypup5650 Месяц назад
‘Rather be’ is such a good song, man
@mnlange
@mnlange Месяц назад
holy shit i think the same way as the first guy i thought it was just me .. i have a tag on an eddie bauer blanket and i make sure the tag is by my feet every time i use it
@teejay3698
@teejay3698 Месяц назад
Title made me laugh😂💀
@LoneWolfDion
@LoneWolfDion Месяц назад
Best refutation of Chris dream argument is to use a movie. A movie has different scenes characters etc but it's still considered one movie.
@Ashmatthewsmusic
@Ashmatthewsmusic Месяц назад
Except when your dreams have different plot lines, characters, and settings. Like separate movies while still sleeping. I see both sides and I can’t decide which side I’m on lol
@LoneWolfDion
@LoneWolfDion Месяц назад
@@Ashmatthewsmusic there's loads of movies like that too, hyperlink cinema.
@deaconddd
@deaconddd Месяц назад
New York dude needs tot put up a fence in his driveway asap.
@brianchacon6208
@brianchacon6208 Месяц назад
I'm wondering when Matt goes to jiffy lube to get his hair cut, if they also change his oil.😅 he gets that synthetic blend in his hair. Bing bong!😂
@JordanBradt
@JordanBradt Месяц назад
Matt is wrong about dreams. Humans only dream during certain phases of the sleep cycle. Given that the brain enters and exits different phases of the sleep cycle several times per night, it is entirely possible to have several distinct dreams. The fact that Chris had several dreams after taking medication to induce deeper sleep supports the idea of him having entered and exited the phases conducive to dreaming several times.
@jaredhardies5358
@jaredhardies5358 Месяц назад
Yes got out of that one
@jordanheimer774
@jordanheimer774 Месяц назад
It's pretty cool that Matt knows that there is nothing between Phoenix and Flagstaff. I live in Phoenix, used to live in Flagstaff. And. that drive sucks.
@ThatBoyBent
@ThatBoyBent Месяц назад
There's a bunch. Sedona and other great little towns. Not cities Flagstaff is like a really big town. Not much of a city
@mattdelia
@mattdelia Месяц назад
Honestly? Thank you for flagging this.
@jordanheimer774
@jordanheimer774 Месяц назад
@@mattdelia thanks for replying!
@Dmg6um
@Dmg6um Месяц назад
14:52 Matt breaking out in song over how he talks sent me 😂
@DaLilVivi96
@DaLilVivi96 Месяц назад
Chris is annoying when he breaks out into song, but when Matt does it, it's so adorable, lol 🥰
@biupS
@biupS Месяц назад
Buy an old car with no visible registration, remove all the vins, and park it RIGHT next to the hydrant in your driveway to block everyone
@d-rockanomaly9243
@d-rockanomaly9243 Месяц назад
To the guy from Brazil with the girlfriend who moved to canada.... I was in a very similar situation. I wish I had something good to say but that just sucks. That sucks so much. I feel for you. You'll get over it but damn dude that's harsh. You'll definitely get over it though so just look forward to that I guess? It wasn't meant to be. Someone who do that to you wasn't meant for you. You seem like a cool guy and you're very young you'll find someone better
@danielstudart2062
@danielstudart2062 Месяц назад
Thanks man!
@conradbarrett6
@conradbarrett6 Месяц назад
Matt is turning into a skinny white version of Erik griffin am I crazy
@davidchelepyan5233
@davidchelepyan5233 Месяц назад
Calvin stories are the best man. Remind me of my little one. 😆
@meggiemegggs
@meggiemegggs Месяц назад
Same❤❤❤❤
@Duna_TV
@Duna_TV Месяц назад
22:15 didn’t give this guy is own chapter, Juan fire…guy is living an A24 horror movie.
@BeefChocolate
@BeefChocolate Месяц назад
He guy about the towel tags I think he’s talking about blankets and so you know which side is for your feet so you don’t smell your own toes
@camiiii31
@camiiii31 Месяц назад
Matt's haircut is so kooky
@ianoverton4158
@ianoverton4158 Месяц назад
need the bing bong hat asap
@Downes_Indrome
@Downes_Indrome Месяц назад
I can attest to Private Record being awesome! Interview with someone who lived with a cereal kHiller a week or two ago. Blew my mind! Great job on the questions you asked Matt. Thank you for the effort every week everyone ❤😊
@SupergoodStudios
@SupergoodStudios Месяц назад
Rock on!
@nathanbiddulph4339
@nathanbiddulph4339 Месяц назад
Sam from Montreal looks like Mario if he was calling from inside the pipe 😂
@jayrose1201
@jayrose1201 Месяц назад
hell yeah dude best way to start my birthday with some lifelines so foreign
@SpaceGhostMars94
@SpaceGhostMars94 Месяц назад
Happy birthday duuuude
@mattdelia
@mattdelia Месяц назад
Happy Birthdays!
@pb6270
@pb6270 Месяц назад
Its amazing how many people will go through their whole lives thinking it just takes a few hours for food to pass through your digestive system. It's way longer than that folks.
@barbaranrtrezza210
@barbaranrtrezza210 Месяц назад
That's the first time I have seen another Brazilian in the show/comments Love you Daniel , you will get through it
@EricFlores559
@EricFlores559 Месяц назад
Yes, you can have multiple dreams during a single sleep
@Chris-P
@Chris-P Месяц назад
I pictured callen in place of Calvin during that story, made PERFECT sense.
@conradbarrett6
@conradbarrett6 Месяц назад
I hope more people start viewing this podcast it really is a great podcast
@christianc.2664
@christianc.2664 Месяц назад
Brazilian guy is prime example of why if you are in a committed relationship that A) you don't let your girl take trips without you and B) they can't have male friends. Set boundries and if she can't respect it then you dodged a bullet and you move on. Bright side is you are Brazilian in Brazil, find a new girl.
@doublet_inthemorning
@doublet_inthemorning Месяц назад
Wow. Sounds like any women who moved on from you dodged a fucking bullet. Bro they’re not pets, wtf 😂
@christianc.2664
@christianc.2664 Месяц назад
@@doublet_inthemorning you're a beta. Women can do whatever they want. But I'm not going to sit back and be this Brazilian guy and have my heart broken because I didn't set boundaries. My wife gets it. That's why we have a happy marriage.
@doublet_inthemorning
@doublet_inthemorning Месяц назад
@@christianc.2664 you sure know a lot about me. You fragile “alpha” males are always the first to snap. I’m sure your wife gets a lot of words in between the rounds of you beating her. Hope you let her see the sun without your supervision too. 🤡
@dweible
@dweible Месяц назад
Now come on.... you're wearing a Bing Bong hat but there's still no Bing Bong merchandise. We need it. We want it!
@ABNMPmama
@ABNMPmama Месяц назад
I cackled so hard during the first submission doing my nighttime chores on the farm that I woke my rooster up, and he started crowing at me. Good news: I think the coyotes are staying away tonight. 😂
@mattdelia
@mattdelia Месяц назад
LOLLLLL laughing so hard you woke your rooster up. That’s high praise tbh.
@alexisnaranjo
@alexisnaranjo Месяц назад
Chris dreams in jump cuts like his bad movies he recommends to people
@joestandley8487
@joestandley8487 Месяц назад
Eyyyyesss here we gooo babies🎉
@tannerbryantt2747
@tannerbryantt2747 Месяц назад
Chris Delete’a lmao 😂
@amandazago4508
@amandazago4508 Месяц назад
My husband always puts the blanket on the bed with the tag by our heads. Divorce.
@MaxK-ii7bn
@MaxK-ii7bn Месяц назад
My sleeping disorder left me for Chris and Matt frfr
@baddcheeta.
@baddcheeta. Месяц назад
17:23 soo many friends (too many) 😂😂
@jmbwithcats
@jmbwithcats Месяц назад
Matt using a thousand words when you can just say, it was a lesson.
@nutellanebula
@nutellanebula Месяц назад
Matt is never wrong and Chris is never on track 😅
@larryrickmann3326
@larryrickmann3326 Месяц назад
You go in and out of rem sleep,(when you dream)all night long. You CAN have multiple dreams during an entire night of rest.
@bigninedeuce
@bigninedeuce Месяц назад
Matt looks like he's wearing a spy mask
@leifer5604
@leifer5604 Месяц назад
It makes no sense to say that one dream is your entire sleep because you only dream in REM sleep and you go in and out of REM sleep each sleep cycle multiple times without waking up often so no to that Also an Atheist does believe in something. An atheist believes that there is no Gd- as opposed to an agnostic person who does not believe anything decidedly but is unsure.
@lntoTheSunset
@lntoTheSunset Месяц назад
18:08 so, The Proposal? Lol
@robertsantiago7594
@robertsantiago7594 Месяц назад
I use that exact same method with towels so i don't end up drying my face with the same side i dry my ass and balls with lol
@xDMG15x
@xDMG15x Месяц назад
Australian guy, when people buy electronics i am stoked when i get an autistic salesperson because i assume they wont lie to me and they know what they’re talking about. Talking to different people every day in a retail position changes your personality and charisma for the better and it doesn’t take long to build confidence. Also, lemme get a discount ey? Where u working at? 😅
@Will_Rx
@Will_Rx Месяц назад
Funny how they didn’t do a movie analogy when talking about dreams
@Biteme-mq3up
@Biteme-mq3up Месяц назад
Sour candy gummies 💖💖💖
@teiece7890
@teiece7890 Месяц назад
I completely agree with towel guy
@MichaelOslanzi-it6lu
@MichaelOslanzi-it6lu Месяц назад
100% the tag faces down/away from your body it’s an absolute proven science
@GKTorn.
@GKTorn. Месяц назад
I watched a few episodes of "Mortal Kombat: Conquest" on HBO the other day because it's the worst thing I've ever seen. I mean, I couldn't stop laughing. Can't wait to watch more. For the algo.
@teiece7890
@teiece7890 Месяц назад
Matt lookin like Waldo
@ctatum_
@ctatum_ Месяц назад
Let's see Paul Allen's cup of eyeballs
@Knocker22
@Knocker22 Месяц назад
Matt looks like vector from despicable me in this EP
@martinsodero9729
@martinsodero9729 Месяц назад
Thanks man, you guys are the shit.
@AshtynBrooks-b1l
@AshtynBrooks-b1l Месяц назад
Sunday Lifeline day EEEEYYYYESSSS!!!!
@evaninboots
@evaninboots Месяц назад
Wow Chris almost got as mad about Matt's dream take as he did when Bryan Callen talked about glycogen
@DrDoeg
@DrDoeg Месяц назад
There were Jews and Germans in Brazil BEFORE WW2
@marcushudak
@marcushudak Месяц назад
Eeeeeeeeee YES dude
@8WinterIsComing8
@8WinterIsComing8 Месяц назад
Matt looks like he's wearing a groucho mask with the new frames.
@austinflynn5374
@austinflynn5374 Месяц назад
When an unstoppable Mach 11 madness meets an immovable booyah booyah aaaaaaaaaaand BOOYAH
@605gbird
@605gbird Месяц назад
You know what Sundays are for
@corinaramos4589
@corinaramos4589 Месяц назад
Shout out to the guy from El Paso I’m from ep too ❤
@adelinedama8000
@adelinedama8000 Месяц назад
Shirts and dreams, dude?!!! 😂😂😂😂😂
@ashalz15
@ashalz15 Месяц назад
I know every last minute of the show Chris is catching pikachus on the wife's pokemon account...
@leondohrman887
@leondohrman887 Месяц назад
Matt’s hair is eh’ s’Bad. And as someone who can’t have long hair because it’s all wavy and frizzy when it gets too long… I’m pissed. You’re blessed with great hair Matt, and you cut it like that?? No
@tyharris14
@tyharris14 Месяц назад
Chris is right about dreams
@foggyvhs8790
@foggyvhs8790 Месяц назад
caring if the towel tag touches your upper body is wild
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