The Babylon Bee Received a CEASE & DESIST Because of This HILARIOUS Article 

„Grammitik macht frei!"

Words are hard.

FWIW, spoken and written are completely different brain functions. One is happening live and your brain is working on other things the whole time that the words are being formed. You're fine.

I apply for the job...

No offense, but I am curious. English is not your native language? You have a learning disorder? You are jokingly using bad grammar?

That was one awesome Okie! We need more like him nowadays.

"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

@@PhillBogart Hal Holbrook did such an amazing job relaying Twain's satire. Idiot/Congress is one I laughed so hard at, yet I knew so many people would miss the jab.

Just watch modern SOCIETY. They're bat sh-t crazy without government.

Yeah it was like confirmation 😂😂😂

Their reaction validated the satire. 😂😂😂

fact checkers make the Bee articles even funnier

That’s bad funny.

@@DillonEnglandCalling the pro-abortion crowd poor choice is using their own propaganda. Call a spade a spade and call them anti-life or, more accurately, pro-death. One wouldn't use the Third Reich propaganda term for their desire to murder all the Jews. These sorts of euphemistic terms are to avoid calling attention to the fact that millions are losing their lives.

This reminds me of "Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead."

@@Archimedes616 👍You're dating yourself....lol

Same!

100% 😂

Brandon would put it on backwards.

@@robertslugg8361 ...after he sniffed it

Narcissists can't laugh at himself

😂😂😂😂

Wow! Good catch! I apparently can't spell today. Thank you!

Well, he did say “wroten” in this clip… let’s not expect too much.😵‍💫🫣😆

@@kjsgarden wow, that hurts

@@DillonEngland it hurt to hear it. So we’re even. 😉🫣😁

@@kjsgarden 😂

That would be awesome

that's the big thing ever....

That is insane 😂

That wasn't a Tumor. It was Bob Dole.

it definitely helps

😂😂😂

That's hilarious

😞

Joel said Bill Maher has said SOME good things. Which he has recently. He is also terribly wrong on other issues (which I mentioned) No need to jump to extremes

Agreed

He 100% would have

@@DillonEngland I have a standing agreement with some of my friends and comedy that they can make fun of me after I die, and a requirement that they really make fun of me if I die in a stupid way of my own doing.

@@johnabbottphotography that's amazing. I feel like if you die of something stupid it's only right for people to make fun of it

@@DillonEngland Same. Hoping it doesn't happen. But given my previous actions, I would be surprised if it isn't in a gloriously dumb way.

United is the worst, agreed on that. But Spirit fun to make fun of 😂 I honestly have heard from a few comments that Spirit is better than others.

Hey thank you Nick! That means a lot! I hopefully won't let you down 😂

None of the above would be my first choice.

Did this actually happen??? That's crazy

@@baahcusegamer4530 😂😂😂

Lake vs. Gallego for the US Senator for Arizona makes me wish for none of the above on the ballot.

It's scary honestly

Sadly true 😭

Yeah, that's kinda the definition of satire.

​@@ericperkins3078 I so dig the sarcasm thrown in there, eric haha. Sarcastic satire: a new genre, or a band name? 🤔😉

When reality becomes satire, satire becomes fact: somebody.

Bears eat beets. Bees eat onions.

@@elessarstrider5210 Fact: onions eat bears. JIM WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING!!!!??

The Streisand Effect is real 😂

😂exactly!

😂👍

South Park has been sued so many times! And have never lost in court. They’ve got money and lawyers and don’t bow to threats. I hope the Bee is as successful.

One only takes flak when one's over the target.

That would be amazing! I'll ask if that can happen

A rewritten parody version of the letter.

They would get a C&D for doing so...

Call them D&C letters ;)

@@DillonEnglandwe NEED to see them. 🤭

for legal reasons they probably can't use suggestions

I'll get Joel to read this

​@@DillonEnglandplease arrange a presidential debate

Wait, can she be Snow..white? Maybe Snow Weissman, a good jap 😉

Oh and Snow White is being casted by Nyakim Gatwech

That's why I respect them, they don't pull punches on either side.... which is how comedy should be

That's 100% true!

Dark humour is 1 of life’s safety valves.

Gallows humor is fine for the executioner but when others try to make the same joke it's just flat out lame

YT is on its censorship kick. I guess it's free speech only when it's them doing the talking.

those who work with it? yes. family and friends of the dead? less so.

That's hilarious 😂

AWANA = Approved Workmen Are Not Ashamed. Perhaps you could come up with another meaning for the acronym.

I used to fly Spirit. Was not bad, Frontier is the Target to WW.

Appreciate the Spirit shout out. There have been a few people claiming Spirit has been pretty good. I'm almost convinced to give them a try. appreciate the comment!

@@DillonEnglanddon’t. Last flight had a woman who screamed at me and claimed my animals under the seat were farting the whole time (we were at the front right by the bathrooms with people standing there waiting to go) and then was coddled by the staff for the remaining 4 hours of the flight. I am Indian and they were all the same race, darker than me.

How about Egypt Air. For $400 they will fly you from JFK to JFK Jr.

First time (and last time) I was on Spirit, the attendants were fighting with one of the passengers and they wouldn't stop loudly talking about it among themselves. So loud that not even headphones could block their incessant complaining, while they disregarded the rest of the passengers and blocked the restroom... so very unprofessional. It takes two, but the situation was diffused ans they wanted to escalate it. Besides that, the last minute cancelling, and rescheduling to where they charged me extra and couldn't do anything about. Just a horrible experience overall. Cheaper up front, but you'll pay for it otherwise.

I was in Florida at the time as a kid and they all brought us out into courtyard to watch the plume of smoke from rockets.....then it split and they all took us suddenly inside and didn't tell us anything. Fuinny joke thought, would have been better if teacher was the one who pressed it.

Regarding the teacher on Challenger…a joke right after….what color were Christa McAuliffes eyes? Blue. One blew right, one blew left. We buried my grandfather that day.

Pieces of Challenger hadn't hit the water before someone started the 'What does NASA stand for' joke going around the unit. A: Need Another Seven Astronauts

@@paveltolz6601Ouch!

hilarious

lol

They'll give you an additional 25% off if you also bring your own fire extinguisher buuuut they'll classify it as "carry-on luggage".

I miss Weird Al. I used to play his Christmas at Ground Zero in my science classes (teacher) until 9.11.

Bet they'll charge you extra for the chair lol

Whats the discount if you bring your own pilot? Preferably a DEI, Trans Lesbian, person of color.

Lawn chairs are free, it's the seatbelts that cost extra..... The cart coming down the aisle, will rent you seat cushions and oxygen masks.........

😂ouch

Expect that statement to be fact checked as false by someone

If I am not wrong a least a few times a day, I haven't learned anything.🤔

I think satire helps people see truth. but there's alot of work to be done

@@DillonEnglandsatire is just a mirror for society to see how ridiculous society has become.

It's true. I was just watching a thing where basically the last straw toward Elon buying Twitter and opening free speech back up was that the Bee had gone too far and gotten banned. Elon missed them. 😂 So he bought it.

It's such a good picture lol

AWANA is a good and fun Children's Bible-based program that encourages and strengthens trust, faith, love and obedience to Jesus Christ in one's life - frankly religious indoctrination of children is inherently child abuse, so no it is not a 'good' program.

It’s a great program. My kids loved it. President Trump in the Sparky vest is really cute and so witty in my opinion. 😊

Pretty sure Trump didn't have anything to do with it. It is funny though.

The real message is that TRUMP would try to co-opt even an organization with a pristine reputation like AWANA, without hesitation, and without any apparent awareness of how outrageous it was. Nothing appears to be off limits to the powerful suction of his ego.

@@RealDavidN I think you missed the point of my comment, as God's love is extended to whosoever will believe, receive, love and obey Jesus Christ, whether Trump or any of the rest of us sinners who are saved only through our faith and trust in Jesus Christ and His atonement for us all as we choose Him throughout our daily lives. I want to go to heaven to be with the God Who loves us that much, and if Trump or the vile criminal on the cross who confessed Christ are going there, too, I'm just happy we all make there one day. Remember the Bible says we will be judged by the same measure we judge others; I'm just glad for contrite, broken-hearted humble penitence before God (and others) to be forgiven wherever we've strayed, and to get back on the right path again. God is good to all. I hope we all reciprocate His love through obedience in this life - then we'll be rejoicing in heaven together one day! God's blessings upon us all as the Father wills, in the love of Jesus Christ and power of the Holy Spirit!

wow

Marti Caine was very funny.

Most folks have the retention of a gnat....'cept us.

See pinned commently

Yeah the goal of this clip definitely wasn't to hate on Awana :) my church still uses them! But it was too funny not to share

But how did you stand up

Were the jokes lame?

Comedians are often the butt of their own jokes.

Is your stage name "Lucky"?🙂

what did you say?

I get a 24 hour suspension on youtube at least once a week ...Yahoo hasnt let me comment for over 2 years because I shared my experience with J&J vaccine and how I'm still suffering

@@gilwood7530 crazy man

😂😂😂

I hear it's like " Flight of the Phoenix " now lol. Jimmy Stewart was flying that plane.

I bet lol

At the Crisis Hotline our motto was "child abuse is the gift that keeps on giving." Brian Finkelstein "Perfect Moments" did capture the reality of that work.

You can't spell funeral without "fun." I laugh at them, too. Nothing I do is bringing them back, so it just makes more sense to enjoy life when and where you can. I let me kids laugh at them, too. My son and I aren't allowed to sit with each other anymore.

I've had to walk out of a few funeral services because I was laughing so hard. Anyone who followed me out to offer comfort found my thoughts equally hysterical. My best friend died at 39. She looked gorgeous! I kept visualizing her sitting up and saying, "Boo!" I couldn't make it stop. For my grandfather, I was whispering to my dad that Grandpa didn't look like Grandpa. We figured out it was because he wasn't wearing his glasses. "He doesn't NEED them but...." We made a note to remember Grandma's glasses a few years later.

I got ejected from my cousins funeral. Everyone was standing around going "he looks so handsome, he looks just like he's sleeping.." Then there's me.."He looks like he got hit by a train..." Which is how he died. I'm sorry I didn't get the memo we'd entered the delusional part of the evening, you could SEE the putty used to reconstruct half his face. At least I never said "WTF were you thinking, open casket? FFS..." I thought it, but never said it, so I'm calling it a win.

@@jlgavitt How to explain a funeral to my 3 y.o. daughter. "Grandpa's taking a nap." My 3rd child, so my reaction time was good. I caught her JUST as she was climbing into the casket to lay next to him.

Thankfully I never had to explain death and funerals to a young child, mine were in their teens before a family member passed. I'd have done a shit job. Most likely my husband would have taken that one for the team.

Charlie Chaplin is the best

Yeah my bad on that one 😂

I thought I imagined he said that.😮😮😮

I’m pretty sure “wroten” uses only one “t.”

@@jamesa.holman2634 Ha! Good one! Or could it be "rotten"?

Come on guys, everyone knows the past tense of write is writed! 🤓

That's tough 😭

I totally relate to finding comedy in tragedy. A local elderly man died from a gas explosion in his home. My friend was telling me about this and said; "The poor man. I wonder what went through his mind in his final moments" To which I replied, "His oven" 😱

Sorry I'm just getting to this comment! Yeah, coping with humor is my go to as well. Also, yep! You only fly Spirit once 😂

Not really. We're called sociopaths because of it. "Don't you care at all? How can you be so cold?" But as soon as you get a video on EMS workers or detectives being able to push through and ignore emotions, it's, "What a hero! They save lives!" Like, those of us who can emotionally distance ourselves from issues in the domestic may not be saving lives daily, but we're not trying to manipulate you just because we aren't instantly drawn to babies or can cut through your marriage drama to see the issues causing it.

Sometimes it’s a necessity.

I once had an acquaintance whose first language was not English (it was German) who referred to WWII as World War the Second.