"you can go fuck yourself dude" he said with the passion and fury of a burning star. The chicken nuggets, which he had held in his large hands throughout his entire speech, began to feel moist with his manly sweat. He locked his eyes on his counterparts chest, picking a medial button on his blue dinner shirt to aim at, just like his father had once taught him as a child playing darts. He raised his hand up slowly with just the right amount of force to launch the handful straight to the area between the other mans lungs and stomach. As he tossed them into the air he watched with horror, his hand had faltered and the chicken nuggets slowly began to fly. he threw them too weakly! He could only stare as one or two oscillating nuggets hit their target and the others fell, almost as if they were in slow motion, lightly pattering onto the floor. He looked down at the failed nuggets as if they were his own children lost during war. He stood there in embarrassment as he felt the piercing eyes of his bros around him carving into his back. thank you, that was my bachelorette fan fiction, hope you enjoyed.
I didn't see the twerking. I started skipping ahead through the cringe. I missed most of this video actually. After the speedo. I stopped until that guy started to propose or whatever the F I couldn't handle. Then I heard some dude say ABC a couple times, I'm guessing he was gonna crash a date so chickened out of that too and then I saw some chicken nuggets on the floor. I feel like I just gave the worlds worst police report. ☝🏽That ish was traumatizing.
~Oh my gosh I love you HännA Oh my wanna hold your HändA I love you like a kung fu pända HännAAaa I love their duet and they will surely win her heart. For real, who doesn't want to be loved like a kung fu panda??
after watching this i just wanna know,,,, is that vine where the girl goes ‘i’m your freestyle dance teacher’ from the bachelor/bachelorette?? i’m thinking-
Words overused in this show (specifically this season): Genuinely Clarity Stay in your lane Starting to fall in love Always be Cam I wanna be fully honest and open Chicken nuggets John Paul Jones JPJ
Sophie Robinson There was one with a black football player, but I don’t know what happened to it. Y’all realize there are dating shows with non ethnically white people who act just like this right?
Yes, let the content creator shield us from the intense cringe that is the Bachelorette and allow us to bask in the creator's talents in editing. Shield us!
listen i hate the bachelorette but if i had the opportunity i would SO be the bachelorette can u imagine how big of an ego boost it would be to have all those guys wanting u ??? amazing
YASSSS or the bachelor! I’d purposely be such a hoe and seduce everyone behind their back tbh- They are all there to be tried out like Amazon Prime 🤣✨🥰
I want to go for the soul purpose of being the most real character their. Like I would basically tell them that I don’t give a crap. Also SHUT UP no one literally no one finds your corny lines attractive. Like no one. I want to be the Scott Disik ( sorry I don’t know how to spell his name) of the Bachelorette.
Please keep making these. They are hysterical to watch after watching the whole episode, or if you missed the episode. The Lion Sleeps Tonight moments kill me every time.
sometimes, when people ask me how to tough i am, i tell them that i watch the Bachelortte without suffeirng from PTSD. I'm given a wide berth afterward.
