Finally revisiting this game since 2020 to try and get the rest of the achievements. Just spent 2hrs on this level. The last few times I was just waiting for the npc to do their thing because they weren’t doing it quick enough But I did get it done eventually
Getting the AI to comply with anything in the slightest is seriously one of the most absolutely fucking frustrating things I’ve ever tasked myself with doing in a game.
Didnt manage the trophy just yet And i threw Away my controller So many times thinking just "fuck this'. This bullshit trophy isnt Worth mental breakdown. The guide Is very helpful, but the AI Is just absolute bullshit
One thing I've noticed is that most NPCs, including these two, will always investigate a honk, so if you honk while you're in the lower half of *either* backyard the man will come down the stairs wondering about the noise, and most likely notice your laundry while he's there. Keep lines of sight in mind when you're smuggling stuff over, and if he does notice you with any item, either give it to him or bring it beyond his boundaries (either back outside his fence the way you came in or into the lady's yard). Otherwise he will not stop pursuing that item (whether you're holding it or not) until he's thrown it over the fence, and if he goes downstairs at all when there's items in the fountain he WILL notice them.
I did the level perfectly and then I realised for some reason the AI didn’t put the cap on the bust even though they put the glasses and pipe on. Whoever decided this level needed to be a speed run should never work in video games again.
I'm doing it myself atm, and I had the same problem. The others were fun, but this one sucks because it's luck based. Because there is no pattern to the guy sipping coffee or reading the paper. Sometimes, he switches after 3 cycles or keeps going, which is frustrating. I've had perfect runs up until his coffee sipping slipper was need for the barefoot task and he just kept reading his paper and I has like 10 seconds left.
This one was one of the hardest. Some of the things I did to make this list finish faster was using the rose instead of the pipe for the bust. I’d also get the slipper while he’s drinking tea first, so that getting the other would be faster. As for the goose bust, I’d often hide it in the bottom left corner of the area, since the lady never checks there and it’s faster to drag the goose bust there than over to the man’s yard.
god my heart was beating so fast because i had her put on the ribbon but she didnt finsh to dress the bust, and with under 30 seconds left i got it. :') that achievement is ridiculous.
If disaster strikes and the man finds the stuff in the pond, remember that if he still has his slippers on, and he goes inside the pond, it counts for the quest. This leads to a couple clutch moments.
Thank you for this. Got the platinum thanks to you. This was the hardest one to get, took me about 2 hours even with this guide because mister see it all ruined it every time I was even remotely close at completing this list. Finally got it with less than a minute left.
This is so dependent on what the AI chooses to do that it took me an hour and when I finally did it, I had like a full minute to spare. Couldn’t have done it without this video though, so thanks.
I appreciate the routing advice given. I didn't quite match it 100%, but it allowed me to shave off the few seconds I needed to get the achievement. Thanks!
I just got it there after several attempts at trying, thank you so much! This guide really helped me out as the routing for this area is so difficult. The bell went just as soon as the woman put the bow on me. So now I am rocking a crown as King Goose!
Wow, this guide was so much better than the other one (which has over 20k views). I literally had over 2 minutes left here via this method (by watching what to do while pausing the game). Cheers!!!
•Steal the fancy vase •Grab the bra (and the socks if you have the time) •Break the drawer and steal the soap •Grab the soap while the man argues about breaking the fancy vase •Steal the socks if you haven’t already •Steal a slipper and complete the “Do the washing” task •While the man reads the newspaper, steal each of the 3 items needed for the bust (and leave them near the rose) •Bring the items to the bust (and move the rose to a destroyed hedge while you do so) •Steal the other slipper •Make the man spit out his tea (if he decides to keep drinking his tea) •Steal the statue amidst the chaos and grab the ribbon (leave the statue near where the rose used to be)
This was probably the best video to follow for the lowest amount of chances for the AI to mess up the run, worked first time for me and even had time spare to make an error, thanks man!
One of the worst things is that the man will throw over your washing when he finds out which takes FOREVER and then he won’t drink his tea and the church bells go BANG 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢
I am not kidding, circumstances made me have to change course a bit, and the second that she finished dressing up the bust the bells rang. I had to struggle to hear them over the achievement popping though. Phew.
I watched another vids, and it was a huge pain, I almost gave up. BUT then I came here, and I did it first try thanks to your "which task to first and then" SO HUGE THANKS! PS. Sorry English isn't ma native.
I had to do this about over 10 times, I nearly got it cause the lady needed to put the pipe on the bust, but she was too busy putting a ribbon on a non existent goose statue, I completed it with a few seconds left to spare
It was mad how easy this one compared to what everyone is saying. Like you could solely focus on the slippers and bust at the start, then go through and drag the vase so he throws it over. While they're complaining drag all the laundry across. Then break the shelf at the back as that'll take her time to repair it, take the soap with you and sneak it past the guy and you've done your washing. Drag the flower across, break the fence and pull the duck through. Take the bust stuff across as that'll distract her once she's done with the drawer thing, then literally wait there with your ribbon. Save the bell for the end because they'll waste time arguing.
I can’t grab the things off the table without the man seeing. How do you do it so easily? I take two silent slow steps towards him and he sees me, and he has the paper in his face. I am so against speed run type things but I’m also a completionist
I've seen other people move his cricket ball and bat into far corners of the yard and honk, then he goes off to put them all back, and it takes him so long that in the meantime you can steal all his table items
Just finished this after like 10 attempts. Just got to get it completely perfect. If this video doesn’t work for you try Quick Draw’s video on this achievement. This is a great video but this strategy just didn’t work for me.
My heart is still pounding My hands are still shaking Hardest level to speedrun of untitled goose DONE!! and did it in a completely different order to the person in video [FIRST] I dressed the goose in the bow [LAST] I dressed the bust
this is a huge pain as your completely reliant on the a.i pathing and them doing the right things at the right time and that they be quick enough to get past the time limit (i've been doing this for the last 3 hours now and i either get the man droping his cup and not picking it up the woman hanging around the fence you drop and putting it back up again and again or either of them just not doing the right things at all).
I had an idea, but I don't have the game and I'm not sure how the reset works so I don't know how well it would work. One of the bonus objectives is to dress the bust with items from other levels, but I've seen people's playthroughs in which that also counts for the regular "dress the bust" task. So if you gathered the gardener's hat, any glasses from the high street, and either the toothbrush from the high street or the pacifier/binky from the canal, and brought them into the man's yard when you first entered, he should throw them into the lady's yard for you, right? It would save you the trouble of having to take his things. However I'm sure it would take far too much time to go fetch all that stuff while the five minute timer (edit: seven minutes? I thought it was five) is going. Would it remain by his fence if you set it there and then reset the level? If not, would exiting the game and coming back reset the timer without moving any items?
SaP RaZzor That could be it, I’ve been following a guide so I’ve been pausing it mid run. Thanks for the reply and I’ll try not pausing next time I play it
i almost lost first i completed some of it and i was almost done but i checked the list and it said one minute and i had 2 more to do but the lady took forever to dress up the bust before i lost i got dressed up with a ribbon and grabbed the glasses since she was taking very long and i won thx
omg dude i just did your high street tutorial and won but I can't freaking do this one!! the lady is always coming to early when I grab the vase! and if she doesnt then, then she notices the gate and not the broken vase, I cant get the bra.
I hate the ai somehow when stealing the first bust item and bringing it to the rose the man saw me and picked it back up then he went to the fence picking up a single piece of wood then he went to go clean out the fountain of clothes so now I have to restart 😤
I don't know if this is any quicker than bringing it to the man again, but if you do ALL the other objectives and then take the vase with you out of her garden and into the house next door (with the soccer/football goal in the backyard), you get shooed through the house and the vase will be thrown out the door after you, breaking it. This counts for the objective.
Been at this for 6 hours, and every attempt the woman won't pick up the ribbon and put it on me. I did everything you said and how you did it and somehow I'm over a minute short, would be nice if the timer was stretched to 10 minutes. This trophy ruined the game for me and I might just uninstall, 100% would pay someone to do this for me
this is like 0,01% skill and 99,99% rng. You need like 1/50 chance to get them do the correct things in the correct order update: i only needed to get the man to spit out his tea, he is holding the tea cup. i am about to get the achievement in 5 seconds. then the woman comes, pushes me, and glitches me out of the area
