The Baldening | Just Roll With It #4 

Hey y’all! Here are some time stamps and tw for this episode. Please beware of the spoilers below . . . Cw/tw - description of a near death npc’s experience(start of the episode) 0:00 - recap by Jay 1:14 - episode intro, DM sucking in the PCs 2:34 - big lips Grizzly 4:00 - last we left off 6:45 - recap ends 9:45 - trying to cure fainted woman 12:03 - trying to cure a villager 17:31 - out of magic milk 20:47 - talk with the locals regarding the whole situation 25:13 - first social cue Gill picked up on 30:31 - Gill jumps out the window 33:15 - “survival of the fitness” 35:20 - midroll starts 36:40 - midroll ends, bald bandits attack 38:31 - “i don't wanna be bald! DM DON'T MAKE ME BALD” 40:18 - bald fight starts 44:47 - Chip hand turkey slaps the bald head 48:38 - Gil hair slaps man unconscious 53:07 - nat20 on hair shaving 57:16 - Chip bongo slaps people unconscious 59:21 - calling Gods for the hair 1:03:00 - Gill beats hair onto man’s bald head 1:06:23 - Jay’s revenge 1:09:03 - the final slap 1:11:41 - Jay fixing her hair, Chip sabotage (look at that Bizly’s face) 1:13:32 - Jay strikes back 1:14:07 - Mayor creeps up 1:15:00 - episode end, patreon shout out Did I miss anything in time stamps? Let me know if there's something I should add! Hope to see y'all next week and while we wait: there's a second campaign DMed by Bizly on patreon, which you can watch now for first tier subscription of 5$ per month. Also on patreon you can check out character sheets of these lovable hooligans, as well as other cool perks, including DM notes & art for one-shots, podcasts “Just Rolled With It” and “Just Rolled What If". If you don't have a way to sub on patreon, but still wanna support JRWI podcast, you can tweet your thoughts using #jrwishow, #jrwishowspoilers and #jrwifanart. I really recommend checking out and showing some love on that last tag, there’s a lot of great works done by the community. Use r/jrwshow on reddit if ya fancy, don't forget to rate the podcast on itunes, leaving a like and a comment on youtube here helps out the podcast a lot as well. Share your thoughts so the boys can see feedback!

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign.

I love how Charlie acts like Gillian being bald is worse than death

Is no one gonna talk about how sick Gillion's *"You gave me a split end, and I will give you a swift one"* line is? Like PLEASE THIS MAN!!!!!!!!!!

“Are you a villain?” “No, I’m a bald person!” “What’s the difference?”

“You gave me a split end, I shall give you a swift one.” The RAWEST line I have every heard from the fish man my god

I love that they’re all more terrified of being bald than dying

I can't get over the fact that they just wrecked 5 short bald men

"Can I nonlethally smite someone?" Slimecicle 2021

are we going to ignore the fact Charlie hair wiped a bald guy so HARD that the bald guy GREW NEW HAIR

38:40 and the following minute or more "DM, PLEASE, DON'T MAKE ME BALD! NOT LIKE THIS!" Lmfaooo I fucking love this moment above anything else, t h a n k you for this perfect moment

You want be to believe that Nada *isn't* locked in the JRWI basement forced to draw these cursed thumbnail?

Slimecicle rolling a 0 for initiative and begging for his character to not be bald like he's crying begging for his life to be spared is the funniest shit

Why was gill dodging an electric razor the most hype moment in the series so far

Love how basically all of this adventure has been slapping bald men

I'm gonna absolutely lose it if they all spend the rest of the campaign looking for bald men for Gill to slap

i cannot get over the fact charlie went all out savage over the threat of becoming bald. Gillion just going god mode over his precious locks. fucking crying rn

I swear to god if nobody animates that bald fight

They are sacrificing hair for power, they are following the steps of saitama and the rock

it feels nice to actually keep up with a campaign for once

Gillian is the hero of this story and I cannot be convinced otherwise

"You Gave me a Split end, and i will give you a swift one."-Gil

Mr Charlie Slimecicle has yet to dub this episode Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite epidoe

Stared at the thumbnail for minutes as its energy penetrated my soul, can't wait for the actual episode now

How is it possible to be jumpscared by a goddamn thumbnail like this?!??

3:51 Charlie knew what was up as soon as Grizzly said that lol

Grizly: *smiling* The air in his lungs: Fuck dis shit im out!

“I’m sure you have... sea cows?” Me: *gasps* cowfish!

When Gillion said "mayor sus" I really felt that

Gillion slapping a bunch of bald men, only to start a fight later on where the party has to avoid becoming bald themselves, and finishing one of the men by headbutting him so hard he *grows hair* is the funniest shit ever. Only in JRWI, baby!

53:08 that is the most real yelp of fear I've ever heard

Don't know why but...Condi is playing this right. And the Story is really good too! Grizzly, man... he is a good DM

When we thought The Council was over but they just put it in the main campaign

You guys remember the end of bowser's inside story where you mash the button to punch dark bowser one last time? That's how I imagined chip slapping the bald man to end the fight

no way, I got here before charlie could talk about how wonderful this episode was

Gillion's 0 initiative in this reminds me of how my friend literally rolled a -1 initiative yesterday. Nat one minus 2, very cool time

No one: Zero people: Not even chip: Gill: “I MILDLY ENJOY THINE CUT, G!!” *Thunder claps above as he smacks the bald man.*

Nada was right when she said this thumbnail was a visual attack

This has got to be the best, most entertaining combat encounter of all time. Eat your heart out matt mercer

Oh boy, can't wait to be reminded of my already thinning hair and messed up hairline, thanks JRWI :')

Holy shit I haven't watched yet but the thumbnail exudes such a fucking powerful energy

Nada did an incredible job making the worst thumbnail I've ever seen

I never thought I could be scared of a thumbnail

1:09:34 Chip: I like ya cut G

when Bizzly C. Pickle slaps that bald guy im just imagining that scene from heroaca when Bakugo grabs a dude's hand to get away from the league. the scene, the energy, the sakuga. thats the vibe of that slap

Charlie saying "I DON'T WANNA BE BALD" with such desperation immediately dispelled all of the air in my lungs And so did "I want to smite a bald man with my hair," that was golden

Why was this intro monologue the saddest

So, we now know that Gill is a 2nd Level Paladin and 1st Level Divine Soul Sorcerer. That must be where Shape Water is from.

Incredible. Powerful. Moving. Easily my new favorite episode of this campaign

The quote from slimesickle will last throughout my life "DM please don't make me bald"

can't stop won't stop the jrwi grind

After seeing the soul piercing gaze of the thumbnail. I gonna need to see, what the fuck happened in this episode. And I’m smiling all the way.

using favor of the gods to protect the hair, this is the cutest goofiest shit ever

For our audio listeners Bizly's hair is popping off more than usual today

I can't wait for Gillian to meet King Neptune from the Spongebob movie

Bizly: Describes a powerful smack with the power of god and anime guiding it A Mortal Kombat ad proceeds to interrupt it Coincidence? No.

Fitting how this is the episode I listen to while cutting my hair

Just finished listening to this elsewhere, you guys are in for a heck of a ride. Enjoy this amazing episode 😅

charlie rolling zero initiative and then coming out of the fight unharmed except for a split end just shows how powerful you can be if you take care of your hair right

As always, Chip is 100% of Gillian’s impulse control

Fun fact: I forgot about this for months and when I came back and was remembering what had gone on before, they got to the bald men fight. I was understandingly confused.

In the description it says 'Jay loses something important' as flashbacks flashes through my head

Im sorry but Jay doing the intro and saying in a scared voice 'I guess were gonna just have to ... roll with it' had me rolling (pun intended)

Best series ever! I brushed it off a while ago, thinking it wasn't worth my time. But I am now catching up on almost every just roll with it episode!! 100% my favorite podcast ever!

I love how Jay's character goes to cut Chip's hair in revenge, this is the DEFINITION of "Fuck around and find out"

gill: nothing scares me *points to electric razor* but that thing it makes me bald

The Baldening

WHY IS,,, WHYARE THEY,,, i feel pain.

1:02:03 “once you were a vegan, but now you will be gone” *headbutts a man to death* - Scott pilgrim energy

What I’ve learned this episode. Super Saiyan hair can be weaponized.

Make a t shirt sayings: Keep calm And eat grelp

Lmao imagine bieng bald, couldn't be me

Ok so adding to the Charlie slimecile lore. he is a vacuum cleaner

Everyone else's combat: swords, spells, crossbows, bows Roll With It Combat: slaps and hair whips

Gil's hair quote needs to be put on merch

Omg the whole baldening fight was the best thing ever

War Crime tally of the series so far: 1 Gillian committed weather manipulation. FINALLY

I'm so glad that was the first actual fight of the game

JRWI gym spinoff: Survival of the Fitest

this was the first dnd combat i've ever witnessed, and im not disappointed

I refuse to believe that any dnd campaign can ever top this

I really wanted someone to say "I like your cut, g" and than slap a guy-

Seeing the thumbnail in my notifs was easily the scariest part of my day I love it

How was there not a joke about Gillion getting waves???? THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS

58:56 Charlie’s face is the true meaning of despair

I like how grizzly clearly states his intentions in the beginning of the episode

Gotta say as I’ve been watching through these campaigns this has probably been the best and most fun and entertaining cast of main characters of them so far, so glad to see they’re holding the spotlight for such a long journey. I can’t get enough of these 3 and I’m only 4 episodes in.

Just a reminder that this is technically their first combat-

I feel like Gill gets more moist every session and I love it

Some say Lord of the Rings is the best fantasy series. But deep down we all know its this. A true fantasy experience needs to have a bald menace who cut through the fabrics of morality.

I absolutely love how Gillian jumped out of a window that didn't exist. I don't care that it didn't actually happen, but... it exists as a moment that is utterly hilarious.

binging this show all at once is quite the experience

Jay: Speaking in a depressed and beaten down voice. The music: Jammin'

That fight was potentially worst for Jay. I'm not a woman, but even I know how much effort goes into their hair. That would *suck.*

Who knew gillian could be this awsome. He may be stupid but he's a nice guy.

I like to imagine the head coral protected gillian's hair from the bald men.

Spoilers Timestamps for myself - - - 0:00 - Intro/Recap 6:42 - Pick Back up 7:57 - Gil is in Hero Mode 9:00 - the DM wink of death 9:40 - she's been stabilized 11:18 - Gil Tries something 13:21 - Am I in love with this man? yes. He's done it. 16:07 - Early days albatrio moment 17:45 - All outta magic Milk 20:51 - Another one 21:53 - Chip struggles to read the room 25:00 - Chip + Gil first disagreement 30:36 - Not. My. Problem. Gil goes through a window 32:43 - Grelp 33:11 - Survival of the Fitness 33:47 - Chip through a window 35:19 - Midroll 36:39 - Bald Encounter, end of Midroll 38:19 - Initiative 38:30 - zero initiative, DM, DM, DOn't make me bALD DM PLEASE 42:03 - Chip's hair takes a slashing 42:33 - Get blinded bitch 45:48 - Hand Turkey 46:56 - Can I nonlethally smite someone? 53:00 - Nat 20 to cut hair 54:35 - oh god chibo no 54:56 - Don't hit my man gillion with the fade bro 58:33 - Bzzzzztt 59:10 - Chip, I fear no enemy but that... That strikes fear into my soul. 1:00:02 - Charlie... 1:01:41 - You gave me a split end, and I will give you a swift one. 1:03:00 - Unbald him 1:05:32 - Jay realizes how insane Gil is 1:09:25 - The final Blow 1:10:34 - Jay mourns a lock of hair 1:12:31 - Sabotage 1:14:03 - Mayor Moment 1:14:46 - End of Session 1:15:02 - Patreon Gillion’s titles in the Order that they Come Up Gillion Tidestrider Moisture Master Pigeon Lord Hero of Wheat

I did not expect that I would watch four grown men talk about baldness for an hour today, but I do not regret it.

the opportunity to say “I guess we’ll have to Just ROW With It” was missed and I’m pissed

"oooooh, ok, I thought you guys were just crazy, ok."