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if yo girl -has a ham for a head -has flowing hair, meaty face, and a lovely eye -a cutie pie -her father being a simple man that ain't yo girl, that's mf hamantha
Doctor: Your daughter has a head of ham Dad: hehe Mom: That's so unfortunate. Well, what should we name her? Dad: Hamantha lol Mom: Samantha? That's sweet Dad: nah nah, Ya know, like ham. HAM-antha lol Mom: Oh shit lol alright
And the moral of the story is: Bullets don't just disappear when you shoot up. Just shoot blanks And maybe don't name your kid after their weird physical characteristic
@Jesus gaming IKR i think i am on my sixth hamantha and i always somehow find a gun in my fucking hand and a bullet inside her, on my fifth try i just fucking gave up and straight up shot her. won't do that again though.
Lyrics: Life's extension lottery Kind to some, but not to thee Born with a rare and sad disease She grew - a ham - where her head should be Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye Her dream was to be a famous star But at the rate she was goin', she wasn't going fa-a-ar Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more Her father was a simple man (Duh!) He wanted to help, "in any way that I can!" Home from school, he watched his daughter cry In the yard, he cursed God and fired at the sky Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye Her dreams in the sky, her father felt her pain And as he shot at the clouds, it began to rain Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more Got a call from the doctor He had some amazing news for her He just developed a cure If she hurried over now, he'd try it out on her Burst out the door, she was beaming Among the raindrops her happy tears were streaming Finally freed from her pain But something else fell with the rain A stray bullet shot by her father Aimlessly nested inside her She fell to the the sidewalk, now empty Of the life which once christened her body "Nurse, s-she's... she's gone." "O-oh... oh dear." "I left a lunch on the table in the operating room for the bereaved, a cooked ham, as is customary for these... dark situations." "U-uh, Doctor, what... which one is the... which... which one is the ham that-?" "I-I must... I must go... I must... I must go, I'm on break." "Oh dear." Flowing hair, she was a cutie pie Meaty face and a lovely eye At her time of death The doc said "time to eat!" So we took a bite out of her face meat Hamantha, Hamantha You were impossible to ignore (La-la-oh...) Hamantha, Hamantha So greedy we wanted more Soaring infinitely through space Hamantha's soul was graced With a glance of our humble planet At which she was amazed The news of her untimely death Had spread out near and far And through her soul, the truth was whole The dream had crossed the bar Hamantha had become a star Hamantha was finally a star Hamantha had become a star Hamantha was finally a star
“What if someone born with a ham head” “-And what if it was a girl” “*punch table* and her name would be HAMantha” “Holy shit I’m going to make a song about it”
Jack stauber is probably one of the most amazing and handsomest music creator. His songs will live for decades. His songs give creepy vibes, but my heart says "this is the best music ever" Edit: im crying over ham... itll never be the same 😭 but we all know her beautiful spirit still roams
W a i t. 1.2k likes. T h a t I s w a y m o r e t h a n I h a v e e v e r g o t t e n I can feel the clout. Edit: 2.2k Bro, I feel like a cutie pie at this point.
the shortened version of this song used to make me laugh because some girl had ham for a head and then this the full version comes out and i was sad for her :,(
You did really amazing on this!! I've always wanted to see this visualized, and your art style is so sweet. I love how you added to the story at the end with her death spreading. I always thought by ear, but really yours makes much more sense, going by how news is these days. Thank you so much and I look forward to seeing more of your work in the future 💜
I like to imagine what it was like when they got there. “So you said he ate her face right?” “That is correct” *Walks into operation room* “Thats a fucking ham” “No but look there’s a body attached to” “...” “...” “So there is”
I always interpreted Hamantha as being about disability. People laugh at her condition, people cry for her situation, her father wants the best for her, her father ends up killing her. She's stuck somewhere in the social ladder where people praise her bravery to pursue her dreams, yet keep too distanced from her to let those dreams come true. Her father, no matter how hard he tries to give Hamantha the support she needs, still makes it about himself and regularly takes out the anger that should've been his daughter's. He doesn't let her seek the treatment that would make her feel so much better, mentally and physically. He says that she's beautiful as she is and doesn't need it, ignoring the reason she asked for it in the first place. And when all this reaches its natural conclusion, people say, "Oh, how tragic". People say "if only someone could have done something" when they could've done it themselves. People remember Hamantha as a tortured artist, someone that couldn't be saved, when in reality all it would've taken was a little support. They could've reached out, they could've watched her shows, they could've called her anything but Hamantha, they could've chipped in for the resources Hamantha needed, they could've told her they were a fan of hers and clapped after her performances, they could've given her a safe space, but no-one considers any of that. They don't even feel the slightest pang of guilt, the tiniest bite of responsibility for her downfall, because they "didn't do anything wrong." Because Hamantha got what she wanted, right? Now she's famous. Now she's the star she always wanted to be. Hardly anyone considers that maybe, just *maybe* , she wanted to be happy. That like the many non-disabled people aspiring to be celebrities, she would've settled for a job she doesn't hate that pays the bills, people she could consider friends and family, and a place she could consider home. Nobody realises that if her parents were better educated and had access to the resources Hamantha needed, she wouldn't have died so young. Nobody thinks about the notion that her parents didn't realise what they were signing up for, that they probably weren't even the best parents to her. People give their condolences to her mother and father, but Hamantha never got any. Nobody realises where they went wrong, not even the people that brought her into this world, the very people she was supposed to be able to lean on no matter what. Her parents never realise that they should've done better, because everyone excuses them for saying "I was only doing my best!". They never realise that 'their "best"' wasn't enough. No-one does. And even after all this, when those same people see someone in a similar situation, a kid who's different and confused and gets bullied at school, a kid who's convinced there's something wrong with them, a kid who's struggling with things that people don't even understand the concept of, everyone does the same thing. Nothing. Everyone keeps going through their routines like nothing's wrong, like everyone's life is great. Nobody learns ANYTHING from Hamantha's story, she's just shoved further and further back into the public's mind as new headlines pop up. When anyone mentions her, people go "Oh, yeah, the sad ham girl," and move on. Hamantha, an entire person with opinions and dreams and a personality, is reduced to the sad ham girl. She could have been someone. She could've changed the world for the better. She could've been happy. Sorry I got carried away with this lol but thanks for reading it!
And if someone _is_ shooting into the sky, you really should ask them to stop, and then wait until the bullets have stopped landing before running outside. *The Ballad of Hamantha: a Gun Safety Parable*
A thought: She did become a star, as her death and the doctor's cannibalism were covered on the news. Honestly, I feel like if people didn't judge her based on her appearance, all of this tragedy wouldn't have happened, which makes it that much more tragic. Another thought: What if her name was never actually Hamantha, but everyone at school called her that, and even in death, her rare condition overshadowed who she was as a person? Such a sad, beautiful song.
I mean, he may have accidentally caused her death, but can we just appreciate the fact that Hamantha's father was straight up trying to 1v1 god himself for his daughters sake?
