[Intro]
Gather ‘round, and don’t be shy,
For Jodie’s tale will make you cry!
He lost his mods, poor bloke’s a mess,
And now he’s having a right old stress!
[Verse 1]
Oh Jodie, Jodie, thick as a brick,
A muppet through and through, what a trick!
He nags and whinges, all day long,
A right stubborn git, always wrong.
[Chorus]
He’d rather cock it up and lose the race,
Than ever suss out his own disgrace!
He screams, he moans, with all his might,
Oh Jodie lost his mods tonight!
[Verse 2]
He shakes his fists, “You bloody sods!”
But all the trolls just laugh in squads,
No sense ever cracks his thick ol' head,
Just endless whinging, tears instead.
[Break]
"Right, then-on with the show!"
[Verse 3]
Oh Jodie’s plight, it’s proper grim,
He’s cursed the trolls, but they’ve done him in!
He spits, he cries, “It’s all a farce!”
But really, Jodie, no one arsed!
“Bugger the lot!” his last hurrah,
While we just sit back, laugh and guffaw.
[Chorus]
He’d rather flub it, dig his grave,
Than act like someone who might behave!
He wails, he moans, it’s quite a sight,
Oh Jodie lost his mods tonight!
[Outro]
So here’s to Jodie, bless his soul,
A right ol' plonker on a roll!
A lolcow moan for all to see,
The comedy’s in full, proper spree!
16 окт 2024
